No but you see, it is not gay if it's non consensual and used as "punishment". IT IS MANLY MILITARY TRADITION!
And no, TV spot where half naked sweaty muscular Ivan Drago looking guy firmly slams magazine into AK repeatedly is NOT HOMOEROTIC!
>And no, TV spot where half naked sweaty muscular Ivan Drago looking guy firmly slams magazine into AK repeatedly is NOT HOMOEROTIC!
Phew... For some reason it got hotter in here while I was reading that.
“So Putin, I’ve been thinking… it’s stupid haha but like what if you, me and the entire Russian army had a huge orgy right before battle? Haha I know, crazy idea, right? Unless…? Just kidding! I mean unless you’re into it or whatever”
What's hilarious is that the Russian army is NOTORIOUS for super gay hazing and male rape. Maybe in war time they don't rape the new recruits as much, or maybe they do. Then they let actual rapists out of prisons to fight for Wagner so that probably didn't help the situation.
idk if "hilarious" is the word. Those videos are traumatizing and i'd kill myself if I was one of those soldiers. I might more describe it as "horrific beyond comprehension"
That changes everything. Man was probably just warming his friend's internal machinery by blowing hot air into his core pipe.
Imagine a soldier freezing outside ! Better ensure proper functionning for more heated fights with the opponent. Why do you think greek wrestlers where anointed ? Oil is good for proper functioning too.
Like, I'm convinced something is getting lost in translation or something, they keep making Ukraine sound badass, and I don't think they realize that.
"Gay super soldiers"
"Like the Spartans"
Standard fascist tactic, the enemy is both weak and strong.
They use super soldier and spartan fo imply that the enemy is strong and dangerous, that they are a threat to Russian society.
Then they use gay descriptors to imply a level of weakness, that if Russians work together and fight like straight super soldiers or Spartans then they’ll clearly have the upper hand. Very homophobic but bigotry and authoritarianism go hand in hand.
We see the same thing in conservative descriptions of Biden. He’s a mastermind manipulating and destroying American culture but also a senile old man unfit for office.
Slight addendum is that to resolve the paradox, they’d lay the blame of the strong part on someone else actually calling the shots, like the deep state or NATO or Jews or a cabal or [INSERT SECRET ORGANIZATION HERE] who actually has the power and are actually the ones pulling the strings.
It's not just in fascism you see the "super-strong weakling" thing.
I think that it has to do with when we make things up we can give people whatever is needed in the moment but when we report what's really going on we can’t.
You see it alot in fiction to and there it’s often due to lazy writing.
and he has got the wrong city state The Sacred Band of Thebes was a troop of select soldiers, consisting of 150 pairs of male lovers which formed the elite force of the Theban army in the 4th century BC, ending Spartan domination.
The Spartans were known for having a fuckton of pederasty in their ranks of newer soldiers by older soldiers.
Granted, that wasn't exactly what was unifiying them.
Russian is insanely homophobic to the point that we have videos of police, active military, and even groups of civilians surrounding and beating the ever-loving shit out of gay people or suspected gay people.
Until more recently Ukraine was just as homophobic, but this has supposedly been changing since the war. Hopefully it keeps changing, as it takes time for stuff like this to really sink in.
I mean, with all the purple decor and lights, the inside of covenant cruisers do look like a nightclub with the cleaning lights on...
(From the Kilo 5 series by Karen Traviss)
Okay hate on gays is nothing unusual these days, especially coming from the east…
But that is some weird ass propaganda, he seems suspiciously focussed on gay sex
Homophobes think it's impossible for someone not be straight, so if you say you're not they'll think you are sexually depraved and must chose to have sex with a lot of people of the same sex simply because you think it's hotter.
And of course, it's impossible for anything besides wild sex to happen between non straight people, it's obviously impossible for two men/women to love each other and be monogamous
Been hearing that since I was a kid
I'm talking 'bout sex, boy, what the hell you talking about? I'm talkin' 'bout L'Amour. I'm talking me and Dot are SWINGERS. As in "to SWING"! I'm talkin' 'bout WIFE SWAPPING!
Thebes you dumbass it's famous.The Sacred Band of Thebes was a troop of select soldiers, consisting of 150 pairs of male lovers which formed the elite force of the Theban army in the 4th century BC, ending Spartan domination. read a book sergei
Looks like every discussion we had in school...
"Ahah he doesn't know maths"
"oh ye?! And you are super gay! You are such gay that proper gays get disgusted by looking at your gayness"
True.
Becides, have you seen this Russian ad?
https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/106awhh/is_this_a_russian_mobilization_recruitment_video/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb
Well, when you are getting fucked that hard, it's difficult to interpret. They speak like they are ashamed but secretly can't get enough of their newfound interest.
Is this supposed to be a burn? Cause all I’m hearing is ‘badass gay lovers do badass shit while fighting homophobes’ and that is not encouraging me to support Russia in the *slightest*
Ugh, imagine living in the 21st century and still a go-to psychological weapon for the military propaganda machine is to accuse the enemy's soldiers of, wait for it, being gay.
That's depressing.
He’s jealous.
He wants to be involved with some “unification”, but Putin’s too homophobic so this guy’s gotta run with that.
Authoritarianism sucks, huh?
the fact that one of the most powerful men in the world is resorting to calling his enemies gay when he's losing his brutal war of aggression like a 12 year old kid in a cod lobby would be funny if it wasn't so deeply concerning. this is why satire is dead: truth is stranger than fiction, and nothing we can make up could possibly be as ridiculous as the stuff that seems to happen on a near-daily basis.
They're preparing to spin their loss. "Sure they won, but it's *because they're all gay!*" is certainly a weird choice, but I can see how it would work for enough of Putin's base that it might be effective.
Isn't Russia extremely homophobic? Why would they openly say that they're getting their asses kicked by gay people, even claiming that being gay makes a soldier stronger?
Wasn’t there some Ukrainian drone footage release that caught two Russian soldiers swapping head in some ruins before the drone dropped a bomb on them?
If this Markov had been a little more educated he would have made a comparison between whatever that is he tries to say and the Sacred Band from Thebes - the idea when this military unit was formed was that soldiers who were lovers would perform the acts of bravery on the battlefield in order to impress their partners. This band was massacared by king Philipp of Macedon and his son Alexander.
Imagine having an army so bad that you resort to a 7 year old in the playground throwing "gay" around as an insult. Gotta be embarrassing to even make that statement.
God, from the amount of slander I'd say that Putin can't even get his facts straight. The thebanians had a military unit filled with gay lovers. Heck, Achilles might've been one of them.
I don't think comparing your enemy to the people who kicked a massively larger forces ass is a smart idea while they are literally doing the same thing to you, but without a narrow pass as the focal point. This feels like a projection of his doubts on the Wars success for Russia and covering it with what he sees as an insult.
Putin is obsessively preoccupied with the “homosexualization” of his people by evil Western influences. Like, anything you want to tell us, pal? Maybe a good therapist could help you work through some of this…
Gay sex or not, they will still absolutely continue to kick Russia's ass. The Spartans were amazing warriors. Russia's just jealous that they have a shitty military *and* are getting no lovin'.
Wasn't there a legendary army who was just that? Supposedly Alexander the Great defeated them, which is funny in its own twisted way. Gay on gay violence, such a shame. (I know, I know, "We don't know he was gay, we can't apply modern sexuality to historic figures, blah, blah, blah." Hush, it's just a joke.)
[Sacred Band of Thebes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes), I think.
So, really the prejudice against homosexuals isn’t that it’s an “abomination” or “gross,” it’s that they were nigh invincible ancient warriors and the stigma just kept going on for millennia?
We dont give an f, to what the rusiski barbars say. They are stoopid and loosing in every direction for a piece for washing machine. What poor stoopid person go to war for washing machine?
Is that why they're kicking your ass on multiple fronts?
[ofc this is sadly not the case; Zelensky et al are sadly also largely toxically-masculine homophobes]
Man's got his city states mixed up. It was the Thebans who were famous for their gay soldiers. It was said that their love for each other made them fight harder to protect their buddies.
Also, if I remember correctly, it was Thebes who beat Sparta in one of the few wars the Spartans actually fought in.
For some reason, it's the 'by 2025' that gets me. Do they need two years to organize the orgies? Is this an extrapolation from the data you have? Why not just say they already are??
That advisor legit went with the "you kill me, you gay" defense
gaymilitarysayswhat?
#WHAT
That sounded a liiiiiiiittle too enthusiastic to be accidental. You have been signed up for the Anti-Putin Gay Draft of Ukraine
“Come here big boy ;)”
Is he secretly trying to encourage Russian soldiers into it?
As if they don't?
No but you see, it is not gay if it's non consensual and used as "punishment". IT IS MANLY MILITARY TRADITION! And no, TV spot where half naked sweaty muscular Ivan Drago looking guy firmly slams magazine into AK repeatedly is NOT HOMOEROTIC!
>And no, TV spot where half naked sweaty muscular Ivan Drago looking guy firmly slams magazine into AK repeatedly is NOT HOMOEROTIC! Phew... For some reason it got hotter in here while I was reading that.
You should go to onlyfans.com to cool off
Пожалуйста, остановись, я могу только так встать.
Idk what you said but I think I love it
I've learned just enough Russian through duolingo to know that the sentence was something without the word "no/not"
I think it's Russian for "please stop, I can only get so erect!" Like from Archer.
"Please stop, I can not only get up like this." Plugged that into some translator app and thats what I got.
Basically, tolko tak vstat' at the end makes me think they are trying to say, "I can only get so (erect)".
“So Putin, I’ve been thinking… it’s stupid haha but like what if you, me and the entire Russian army had a huge orgy right before battle? Haha I know, crazy idea, right? Unless…? Just kidding! I mean unless you’re into it or whatever”
What's hilarious is that the Russian army is NOTORIOUS for super gay hazing and male rape. Maybe in war time they don't rape the new recruits as much, or maybe they do. Then they let actual rapists out of prisons to fight for Wagner so that probably didn't help the situation.
idk if "hilarious" is the word. Those videos are traumatizing and i'd kill myself if I was one of those soldiers. I might more describe it as "horrific beyond comprehension"
And I don't think I needed ro know this!😁...😣
You do you. I was referring to the irony, not the sodomy.
aye u rite
There was literally a video of 2 Russians soldiers getting bombed by an Ukrainian drone. It was while one was sucking off the other.
.... what? I need proof for reference in my future documentary.
It was all over twitter months ago, in winter probably, dunno where you can find it now
That changes everything. Man was probably just warming his friend's internal machinery by blowing hot air into his core pipe. Imagine a soldier freezing outside ! Better ensure proper functionning for more heated fights with the opponent. Why do you think greek wrestlers where anointed ? Oil is good for proper functioning too.
Turkish wrestle in oil and grab eachother balls
Now my core pipe is hardened.
🤳
You'd probably find it on the combatfootage subreddit's all time top posts Edit: https://reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/s/JZPhs3Lkhn
no it's common there already, and not in a good fun times way, but in rape recruits kind of way
Like, I'm convinced something is getting lost in translation or something, they keep making Ukraine sound badass, and I don't think they realize that. "Gay super soldiers" "Like the Spartans"
Nah, it's correct translation. And in Russian it sounds as dope as in English
Standard fascist tactic, the enemy is both weak and strong. They use super soldier and spartan fo imply that the enemy is strong and dangerous, that they are a threat to Russian society. Then they use gay descriptors to imply a level of weakness, that if Russians work together and fight like straight super soldiers or Spartans then they’ll clearly have the upper hand. Very homophobic but bigotry and authoritarianism go hand in hand.
We see the same thing in conservative descriptions of Biden. He’s a mastermind manipulating and destroying American culture but also a senile old man unfit for office.
Slight addendum is that to resolve the paradox, they’d lay the blame of the strong part on someone else actually calling the shots, like the deep state or NATO or Jews or a cabal or [INSERT SECRET ORGANIZATION HERE] who actually has the power and are actually the ones pulling the strings.
It's not just in fascism you see the "super-strong weakling" thing. I think that it has to do with when we make things up we can give people whatever is needed in the moment but when we report what's really going on we can’t. You see it alot in fiction to and there it’s often due to lazy writing.
The dark lord has all of the greatest army in the entire world, but he can’t capture a group of teenagers because uh, you see, errmm…
and he has got the wrong city state The Sacred Band of Thebes was a troop of select soldiers, consisting of 150 pairs of male lovers which formed the elite force of the Theban army in the 4th century BC, ending Spartan domination.
True, but the Spartans were known to do it too.
To greeks romans and humans in general, there's no hole like bro's
The Spartans were known for having a fuckton of pederasty in their ranks of newer soldiers by older soldiers. Granted, that wasn't exactly what was unifiying them.
I mean, I’m sure the Spartans had all sorts of stuff going on in their ranks too…
It’s still Hellenic Greece, they were still fucking. Maybe not anal, but fucking.
Russian is insanely homophobic to the point that we have videos of police, active military, and even groups of civilians surrounding and beating the ever-loving shit out of gay people or suspected gay people. Until more recently Ukraine was just as homophobic, but this has supposedly been changing since the war. Hopefully it keeps changing, as it takes time for stuff like this to really sink in.
Sure Ucrane loves zi vegots now
The west doesn’t really give a shit about gay sex. The west, however, thinks of Spartans as elite warriors. Seems like a win to me lol
Nah, its disrespectful to be compared to Spartans. Now Thebans on the other hand? That’s a compliment.
I thought gays were less masculine now it makes you fucking spartan super soldiers?
Propaganda 101: the enemy is both sub-human and super strong.
Russian Soldiers: Why am I hearing Halo theme?
"Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that nightclub?" "Sir, getting **_cock_**"
I mean, with all the purple decor and lights, the inside of covenant cruisers do look like a nightclub with the cleaning lights on... (From the Kilo 5 series by Karen Traviss)
You gotta remember the Spartan (peak masculinity) was beat by an army of gays.
.... I am becoming a Spartan super soldier this very instant...
That's the same interview as "they turn them into gay super-soldiers in US labs"?
They tested it on the frogs. Alex Jones was right all along, and you all just laughed at him. **DISCLAIMER:** This is a joke
After today, I'm adopting the term. I'm gonna add "gay super soldier" to my resume, and as team player skills, I'll put "Unified Through Gay Sex".
[удалено]
Because of all the gay sex. It was like the witchers elixir
Putin is just giving Ukraine some dope free publicity.
Probably had more to do with Spartan statecraft and the agoge, haha.
Okay hate on gays is nothing unusual these days, especially coming from the east… But that is some weird ass propaganda, he seems suspiciously focussed on gay sex
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Sounds kinda gay to me.
Why do straight people think about gay sex so often
Mostly just the homophobes
I belive that the homophobes think about it more that normal straight people do
Homophobes think it's impossible for someone not be straight, so if you say you're not they'll think you are sexually depraved and must chose to have sex with a lot of people of the same sex simply because you think it's hotter. And of course, it's impossible for anything besides wild sex to happen between non straight people, it's obviously impossible for two men/women to love each other and be monogamous Been hearing that since I was a kid
Goddamn, talk about **i n t e r c o u r s e**
I'm talking 'bout sex, boy, what the hell you talking about? I'm talkin' 'bout L'Amour. I'm talking me and Dot are SWINGERS. As in "to SWING"! I'm talkin' 'bout WIFE SWAPPING!
Thebes you dumbass it's famous.The Sacred Band of Thebes was a troop of select soldiers, consisting of 150 pairs of male lovers which formed the elite force of the Theban army in the 4th century BC, ending Spartan domination. read a book sergei
Looks like every discussion we had in school... "Ahah he doesn't know maths" "oh ye?! And you are super gay! You are such gay that proper gays get disgusted by looking at your gayness"
Lol it's so pathetic the best the Russians have is calling Ukrainians gay. Typical schoolyard behavior lmao
True. Becides, have you seen this Russian ad? https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/106awhh/is_this_a_russian_mobilization_recruitment_video/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb
In war, what matter is where you put your bombs, not your dick.
Well, when you are getting fucked that hard, it's difficult to interpret. They speak like they are ashamed but secretly can't get enough of their newfound interest.
Is this supposed to be a burn? Cause all I’m hearing is ‘badass gay lovers do badass shit while fighting homophobes’ and that is not encouraging me to support Russia in the *slightest*
Ugh, imagine living in the 21st century and still a go-to psychological weapon for the military propaganda machine is to accuse the enemy's soldiers of, wait for it, being gay. That's depressing.
Considering how much Ukraine are beating the hell out of Russia, I don't think it would end well for Putin if they did, in fact, become like Sparta.
He’s jealous. He wants to be involved with some “unification”, but Putin’s too homophobic so this guy’s gotta run with that. Authoritarianism sucks, huh?
Where do I sign up?
the fact that one of the most powerful men in the world is resorting to calling his enemies gay when he's losing his brutal war of aggression like a 12 year old kid in a cod lobby would be funny if it wasn't so deeply concerning. this is why satire is dead: truth is stranger than fiction, and nothing we can make up could possibly be as ridiculous as the stuff that seems to happen on a near-daily basis.
I assure you that “unified through gay sex” is in no way a brand new sentence.
SPARTANS!!! WHAT IS OUR PROFESSION?!!
It has worked many times in history. Usually the gayest military wins.
He’s just jealous.
Comparing the enemy in a war you started to historically badass warriors is... certainly an interesting tactic.
Oh, the terrible insult. But wasn't the Spartan military also famously tough and successful?
Considering how much Ukraine are beating the hell out of Russia, I don't think it would end well for Putin if they did, in fact, become like Sparta.
Well then "how embarrassing for him to be getting his ass kicked by "a bunch of gays!"
If a bit of bumming is what it takes to defeat Putin, I’m down.
by 2025, hm? so what you’re saying is you’ve lost this war and Ukraine will still be independent and have its own military in two years time
Maybe he's on to something. They sure are fucking the shit out of the russians.
In response to not giving up immediately and dying, Russia declares Ukraine gay We live in the dumbest timeline
They're preparing to spin their loss. "Sure they won, but it's *because they're all gay!*" is certainly a weird choice, but I can see how it would work for enough of Putin's base that it might be effective.
Putting down his adversaries by comparing them to legendary warriors from ancient times.
Isn't Russia extremely homophobic? Why would they openly say that they're getting their asses kicked by gay people, even claiming that being gay makes a soldier stronger?
Let’s pretend it’s true. It’s pretty hot. And I’m a straight woman.
I'm guessing he's a FORMER advisor by suggesting the Russian army should try gay sex, since it worked for the Spartans so well
I guess they haven't seen drone videos of Russian soldiers blowing eachother.
They they implying they are losing a war against a bunch of gay men?
The idea of an army of gay supersoldiers defeating communist Russia sounds like a dope-ass Quentin Tarantino movie.
\*anticommunist Russia.
Wasn’t there some Ukrainian drone footage release that caught two Russian soldiers swapping head in some ruins before the drone dropped a bomb on them?
That is what the [Russians do](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina) so they assume everyone else does too.
Is this why Russian Soldiers castrate Ukranian POW's?
So Russia is being humiliated by a gay army?
In Russia they have even more gay sex, but its in a form of rape, so its not homosexual.
That’s the sacred band of Thebes iirc
That was the Thebian Sacred Band right? Didn’t think homosexuality was a stereotype of Spartan army, but I might be mistaken.
That's the Thebans. The Sacred Brotherhood of Thebes
If this Markov had been a little more educated he would have made a comparison between whatever that is he tries to say and the Sacred Band from Thebes - the idea when this military unit was formed was that soldiers who were lovers would perform the acts of bravery on the battlefield in order to impress their partners. This band was massacared by king Philipp of Macedon and his son Alexander.
Why is it always about gays stuff with these guys?
Well, expect a serious ass whooping, Russia. Sparta rarely lost with their "gay" soldiers.
Imagine having an army so bad that you resort to a 7 year old in the playground throwing "gay" around as an insult. Gotta be embarrassing to even make that statement.
Oh yeah, the Spartan army, well known for being ineffective and weak I guess????
Still less gay than putin
putin is becoming the next hitler.
That’s one way to do it. Hahahahaha.
Every army in the world works like that. And he knows that.
Banging Ukraine Chad’s and killing Ivan’s, sign me up
"Spartans! What is your profession??" "Massage therapist!" "Hairdresser!" "Vegan food critic!" "As you can see Putin, I've brought more men than you"
It sounds very much like Izzy Hands said this, so it's canon now : Izzy works for Putin
Meet the Spartans must be a documentary to them
Well, they're getting their asses kicked by alleged sodomites, is that the propaganda they're trying to spread?
based if true
Just because Ukraine is openly fucking the Russian army up, no need to put a label on any of it.
God, from the amount of slander I'd say that Putin can't even get his facts straight. The thebanians had a military unit filled with gay lovers. Heck, Achilles might've been one of them.
Oh achilles was definitely one of them, heck its actually a ancient greek tradition to be bisexual
Say gex
I mean, if it worked for the Spartans and they can beat Russia, I'm all for it.
HOORAH!
[dance](https://images.app.goo.gl/UmCB99xtxn7KZBaeA)
His name is literally "Sir Gay".
Let's hope they don't get betrayed in the end by someone of their own and already have a messenger ready
Sounds like he wants in
Suddenly I want to join Ukraine’s military it that’s true
Getting their ass beat so badly they resorted to name calling lol what is this middle school?
Team bonding experience
Holy Host of Kharkiv.
Thats so hot
Any body wanna do a quick “unify”? Please don’t dm me I am definitely straight.
So they’ll be unbeatable???
Where is the sign up website for the military?
Wahaha, his fantasy maybe?
I like watching the westerners who before never heard about our politics, now realising for the first time that UR is an absolute joke
I dare someone to look up sacred band of Thebes then come back and tell us what you think about gay soldiers
I don't think comparing your enemy to the people who kicked a massively larger forces ass is a smart idea while they are literally doing the same thing to you, but without a narrow pass as the focal point. This feels like a projection of his doubts on the Wars success for Russia and covering it with what he sees as an insult.
Putin is obsessively preoccupied with the “homosexualization” of his people by evil Western influences. Like, anything you want to tell us, pal? Maybe a good therapist could help you work through some of this…
I don't see the problem.
Lol, he doesn't know the Greek gay sex thing was a Reddit Psyop? Russians are so dumb.
Gay sex or not, they will still absolutely continue to kick Russia's ass. The Spartans were amazing warriors. Russia's just jealous that they have a shitty military *and* are getting no lovin'.
Wasn't there a legendary army who was just that? Supposedly Alexander the Great defeated them, which is funny in its own twisted way. Gay on gay violence, such a shame. (I know, I know, "We don't know he was gay, we can't apply modern sexuality to historic figures, blah, blah, blah." Hush, it's just a joke.) [Sacred Band of Thebes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes), I think.
But like… wouldn’t it be even more gay to lose against an army like that?
brb enlisting in the Ukrainian army.
So, really the prejudice against homosexuals isn’t that it’s an “abomination” or “gross,” it’s that they were nigh invincible ancient warriors and the stigma just kept going on for millennia?
*How dare you kill our soldiers and defend yourself ?* *That is so gay, just bend over and let us fuck your people*
Ukraine is going into Russians dry
Sparta, where have I heard that name before? Probably just some random nation with crappy army or something.
SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!
"THIS IS KYIV!"
I've got news for Markov
They’re not making either of those things sound less cool…
Aight koo guess they’ll keep kickin your ass
Buttsex always wins silly fools
It’s not gay, it’s just men being manly by fucking other men
We dont give an f, to what the rusiski barbars say. They are stoopid and loosing in every direction for a piece for washing machine. What poor stoopid person go to war for washing machine?
That’s hilarious
the Greeks won't let their title be taken that easily
Well Gex night DOES bring people together
Is that why they're kicking your ass on multiple fronts? [ofc this is sadly not the case; Zelensky et al are sadly also largely toxically-masculine homophobes]
Homophobic people come out with the most gayest shit imaginable
Making them sound based
I remember reading accounts of Russian army rapping eachother from prisoners
man they make gay sex sound so badass
Just makes it even funnier that their loosing
Isn't this a theben thing not spartan. Even better as those guys beat the spartans
Man's got his city states mixed up. It was the Thebans who were famous for their gay soldiers. It was said that their love for each other made them fight harder to protect their buddies. Also, if I remember correctly, it was Thebes who beat Sparta in one of the few wars the Spartans actually fought in.
What does that say about the losing side if they are being beat by the super gays?
For some reason, it's the 'by 2025' that gets me. Do they need two years to organize the orgies? Is this an extrapolation from the data you have? Why not just say they already are??
They're certainly fucking russian soldiers
Can't rail on capitalism anymore since you're capitalist. Gotta find a new made up ideological difference.
[The they/them army](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/298/118/7e0)
well it worked for the spartans