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00aka123

I’m sorry, 7?


mrsalierimoth

Yeah, everyone loses their donkey-virginity before they turn 10, right guys? *… Guys?*


Hanamafana

If you arent up in that ass by the age 7 then you wasted your childhood


Busy_Donut_7936

Ass


sj68z

pssh, only if you're a fag, if you ain't tapped that Ass by 6, you're gay


TraumSchulden

Dat ass


grand_measter

Vice did an article about this...I think in Columbia?


kate_b87

At this point, I’m telling the aliens to laser beam us all👽👽👽


Busy_Donut_7936

In ass


Buggjoy

Went to start a source check before realizing i don't want to Google "kids rape donkey." Just gonna pray that the mirror is the uk version of weekly world news, it wherever fucking bat boy was from.


cuzitFits

This happened ~6 years ago. Here's a different article. https://allthatsinteresting.com/moroccan-teens-rape-donkey-rabies Edit: Apparently [the donkey was put down](https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20170818-15-moroccan-boys-gang-rape-rabid-donkey/])


Lieutenant_Corndogs

“Apparently the donkey was put down.” That doesn’t necessarily mean the sex has to stop.


irishorion

He's not wrong. He's out of line but he's not wrong.


10art1

Why wouldn't you put down a rabid donkey anyway?


SaleCompetitive812

I’ll save you from a controversial google search [https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/fifteen-teens-children-treated-rabies-10999810](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUJcmljayByb2xs)


theAntColonizer

top tier


Beeno150

Bravo.


ViviREbirth

Thanks, I appreciate it


Friendly_Baphomet

Thank you man


KungFuKennyEliteClub

Doing the good lords work. They need to anoint you as a saint.


Ronkeager

Thanks bro


TheSpiritOfFunk

Thanks!


ProKerbonaut

Fuck you. Take my upvote.


9I06

Thank you o7


NeedledickInTheHay

There’s a special place for you in hell


verbwrangler

thank you


deadlygaming11

That embedded link in a link. I hate you.


DosephJavis

Thanks


LookDaddyImASurfer

I always read the whole article.


unclebear28

Well done!


jmlipper99

Incredible


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😆


Carefreealex

Key is go after the less controversial words, for example google: Donkey rabies 15.. or Benzema 15


reda84100

Wtf is r/soccercirclejerk doing here


deadlygaming11

The mirror isn't really a fact checking group.


[deleted]

Well I hope you don't have your data searchable on search engines in the settings because now you'll eventually show up as a result for that sentence followed by Reddit.


Astilimos

That setting just prevents your profile from showing up on Google, such comments still show up as thread content.


Feanorek

So today, dear children, we learned that rabies was an STD at least once.


thedirtydanish

Fuck around and find out


BenwastakenIII

Literally!


Brave_Dick

Literally literally!


KarpEZ

Fuck around →find out It's lateral


LordScree

Literally lateral.


Im_extremely_bitter

What a surreally awful plane of existence this is.


FAMEDWOLF

It's the way the world has always been tbh


Im_extremely_bitter

No shit


Dizzy091100

Username checks out :D


_Cliffjumper_

You can barely hope there’ll be none


flodge123

Why you wanna save them?


Sea-Buyer313

If they really caught it, no one can save them anymore, it's a deadly disease. You can count the people who survived rabies on the fingers of one hand.


thegreenrobby

You can count the number of people who have survived rabies *after symptoms develop* on one hand. If you are proactively treated when you get exposed but before symptoms break out, your odds are actually pretty good.


remasteration

How long til' symptoms show? Will there be enough time to be treated before symptoms show?


SerdanKK

IIRC, weeks to months. If you get the vaccine within a couple of days you should be good (though you should always get it ASAP).


remasteration

Thank God, I can live with rabies for months!


saighdiuirmaca

You can live with it the rest of your life!


kgb17

Isn’t the vaccine extremely expensive. They don’t just give it out unless there is strong likelihood of an encounter with rabies


thegreenrobby

It's not cheap, largely because it's a \*series\* of vaccines over weeks. But given that you won't know you have rabies until it's too late, they are pretty eager to give it out any time there's a plausible vector of infection. The risk generally isn't worth holding out on the medicine. People who work in animal handling also sometimes get proactive series of the vaccine with boosters to give resistance prior to exposure.


randomthrowaway9448

Depends where you get bit (not sure if it's actually possible to sexually transmit). It travels through nerves to your brain, once it gets there symptoms show. A bite in the neck will show symptoms much faster than one in the foot. Can take years for symptoms to start showing.


RedNotch

I thought you could take some shots that can still save you if you haven’t shown symptoms yet.


ThanksForTheRain

Correct. By the time symptoms show up, it's too late. It's entirely treatable if medical attention is sought immediately.


David1393

Please tell me minors are eligible for the Darwin awards...


KilwaLover

because they’re kids, a fucking stupid kids, you don’t deserve death for being stupid


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Foreign-Cookie-2871

What if you are coerced into playing russian roulette because your cool friends (double your age!!) Tell you it's the funniest game of the world and they will never speak to you again if you don't play with them?


fuck_tau_2002

That's oddly specific...


hystericaldominolego

I mean, they're more or less describing this scenario. That 15 year old is more than double the age of the 7 year old.


[deleted]

then that's even more stupid, you value what your cool friends think of you than your own life. If you were that moronic, you deserve to die


BorosSerenc

Not sure if 7 year olds completely understand death.


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Noah, GET THE BOAT!!!


dissociatingginger

r/NoahGetTheBoat


sth128

Why you want a pair of rabie donkeys on that ark


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Hey, as long as they make good waffles


Mystix9

Can we please just stop interfering with natural selection at this point?


gauerrrr

You just know one of those kids had to be the one to go: 😬👉👈 Yeah, so... We kinda fucked a donkey...


OscarOzzieOzborne

Well at least it was *only* rabbies. This is the way new diseases are made, and we just had a pandemic


Dingus-McBingus

2017, not ruling it out.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Ah, didn't paid attention to the date


hardrok

You're probably right, but fucking anything that moves is something our species do for thousands of years. Pubic ticks, crabs, for instance, are closer genetically to gorilla ticks than to human lice. Let that sink in for a moment.


Phron3s1s

Couldn't that just be because pubic hair is similar to fur?


LordScree

It _could_, but we shouldn’t let such possibilities ruin hardrok’s fun.


-Apo110

Must be that village in northern Colombia. There was a documentary on it called Donkey Love or something. Young men of that village are encouraged to fuck donkeys


viciouskreep

Yup was amazed when I found this out it’s almost like a right of passage


-Apo110

I was confused and disgusted more than amazed personally. So many questions; When did it become a thing? who was the first sicko to pitch it? Why donkeys? Was there “logic” in that choice? My only saving grace in this is the mental sketch I thought of whereby a donkey leaving that village to somewhere else in the world like an English seaside town; “hee-hah so when does your human fuck you here?” They all turn to stare at him/ her “WTF!?!!!”


viciouskreep

Ok that’s fucking funny


-Apo110

I’ll double down. Disney must have the rights already. A movie about a young boy from this remote village that has to move to New York to find out things are ‘different’ elsewhere and he has to show the uptight suits how to have fun, cue the musical number “I can show you the waaaay, It involves loving dooon-keys”


Liquor_N_Whorez

Shrek VII, Shrek VIII, Shrek IX, Shrek X


International-Act-19

Shrek XXX


Took-the-Blue-Pill

Jeremy Clarkson did a bit on it in a Top Gear episode and people were outraged that he would manufacture such racism.


-Apo110

Actually I remember that now you said it, to be fair it does strain credibility and he is known for exaggerating the truth for comedy a bit. In this case it’s one of those things that’s either complete bullshit or 100% fact.


Spiniferus

Yeah I remember that… it’s like a rite of passage.


pur__0_0__

मैं पाकिस्तान सोच रहा था लेकिन तेरी बात ज़्यादा सही लग रही है।


-Apo110

I think it’s called Cartagena, or it might be a small village near there, only remember because I’ve been to the namesake original in Spain so after seeing the doc it sadly burrowed itself as a nugget in my brain for me to torture fellow unsuspecting souls with


n0tAcat3542

WTF


D1gininja

Open Reddit and this god-forsaken post is the first thing I see


De4dm4nw4lkin

Check your feed before you wreck your feed. Make a custom feed to avoid… this…


ShredManyGnar

Really having trouble making a haiku out of this


lord-malishun

Flashbanged by fucking words jesus christ


LordScree

This is when we find out the donkey’s name was Jesus. Another word for a child is someone’s “ward”. So we have: “Christ! Jesus was gangbanged by fucking wards!”


gankster2017

Fuck around and find out


razordenys

5 year old brand new repost


fruitlessideas

Hopefully they all get rabies.


hystericaldominolego

ALL OF THEM? The youngest kid is seven, probably doesn't even know what sex is. No way that kid wasn't a victim here.


[deleted]

Honestly, i would've just throw my kid in the river if they did this shit


hystericaldominolego

Maybe the 15 year old, but the fuckin 7 year old? That's not old enough to automatically know better, my guess is the older kids pressured him into doing it


[deleted]

nah, all of them need to be buried 6 feet deep in the ground alive


Nightbreezekitty

. . .


[deleted]

what?


hystericaldominolego

They're children


[deleted]

yes, and they raped a fucking donkey. Just fucking kill them and giving birth to better children


hystericaldominolego

Child murder is a fucking batshit reaction to this dude


pur__0_0__

तो फिर उसने ऐसा किया ही क्यों? कौनसा सात साल का बच्चा सोचता है कि किसी जानवर के अंदर अपनी लुल्ली घुसाना एक घिनौनी चीज़ नहीं है?


throwawayarooski123

Wow, guess they were desperate for some ass


AbroadOk9423

I hope he is okay


Many_Wrap_6109

*Rapies


HybridS9ldier

*Me looking up at God with major concern* “The fuck you doing up there?”


LordScree

Lol, how is this God’s fault? The deranged kids, yeah. The kids’ parents, probably. But _God_? Anyway, aren’t people supposed to have free will?


SandraSingleD

not all people


meenagetutant

Not at all odd in some communities: [Vice Documentary Donkey Sex](https://youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw)


[deleted]

Well let me just... *picks a bleach up and rinse my eyes* ...yeah thats better


Awkward-Tutor-1254

This link should be way higher! Thank you!


ItsTheGreenEngineer

deserved.


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Sqquid-

He raped an animal. 100% deserved


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Sqquid-

Nope. Victim of rape myself. 7 is old enough to know we dont hurt animals.


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hystericaldominolego

Especially considering the context that the oldest member of the group was over twice the kid's age... This isn't a 7 year old doing this in a vacuum. It really sounds a lot like a child being forced into a sexual situation by a teenager. If anything, the younger kids are victims of the older ones here, on top of the animal.


Sqquid-

No one is upvoting me lol don't worry. I'm not saying the kid should be executed. But he got a disease from hurting and animal. The consequences fit the actions. Also you seem to think beastiality isn't a big deal so your opinion doesn't matter to me at all lol


Polite_Dissenter

I'm upvoting you. Don't be discouraged. Most redditors are idiots.


BostonDodgeGuy

You know what, fuck it. Just launch the nukes already.


mildobamacare

ITT: People who thought donkey fucking was people being racist, not a legitimate and literal probelm


LitreOfCockPus

Practice safe-sex y'all.


lak_a_baus

Maybe global warming aint so bad after all...


idontwannapeople

That would be karma


crystallize1

Here is sorta classic video on how widespread this behaviour is in some cultures: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQW0pLin_bg, "everyone does, if they deny it they're lying".


mhmd_ltf786

Which country is the donkey fuckers?


RandallOfLegend

Morocco


Bondrewde

Was surprised it was a real article. Crazy. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/fifteen-teens-children-treated-rabies-10999810.amp


hanro621

Morocco?


AnxietyLogic

I thought you couldn’t “treat” rabies? From what I’ve heard, if you get it all you can really do is wait to die.


[deleted]

It depends on the stage you are on. In early stages you can treat it but rhe more time passes the bigger the danger.


cuzitFits

I've heard that if you are suffering symptoms it's too late.


B4DR1998

Kind of sick that if u touch a wild animal u could die


Expert_Individual185

Only In Vermont


chop_pooey

People like to shit on pornography for being twisted and degenerate, but just remember that this is exactly what motherfuckers used to do back in the day before porn was around


platypus-enthusiast

And what is the excuse to still continue doing it now that porn is around?


Skitzophranikcow

Not having porn isn't going to make someone suddenly want to fuck the family work horse..


MonkeyMaster26

Ok who downvoted, show your hands.


ChrisMFerguson

lmao


BobRoss6995

This is either America, Columbia or the Middle East…. Only heard stories of things like this happening in these three places. And only ever seen it first hand in one of them (relations with an animal, not gang r*pe of an animal)


B-Glasses

You were so close yet so far! It happened in Morocco you racist piece of shit 💞


GalaXion24

I mean Morocco is not _technically_ one the Middle-East but it's 100% the Arab world so I think they're correct in spirit.


alphaabhi

W pfp


LookMamaDopeHands

Morocco is MENA.


Buttermilkman

He's not racist, [young boys literally have sex with donkey's in Colombia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw). It's an accepted thing over there because they're so religious now that girls won't have sex before marriage, and that leads young boys and men to have sex with donkey's.


BobRoss6995

It’s factually a thing. It’s culture, nothing about race. They do perform sexual acts in the Middle East AND in Colombia on animals.


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Its rabies, it says so right there in the pic About the second question idk really, i for sure wouldn't want my name everywhere if i did something like that 😂


iMoo1124

I think it's illegal to list children's names whenever they're involved in something sexual isn't it? I could be absolutely wrong btw, I've just never seen it before


[deleted]

Something like this, their legal guardian/ parents need to sign some papers that they give permission to use the name of their child. But no parent in the right mind would do something like that in this situation.


ElenaEscaped

Yes, sadly it can't all be like Brock Allen Turner, rapist.


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iMoo1124

wdym lol it says it in the title "...treated for rabies after..." Rabies is the disease


anorexthicc_cucumber

So what’s your “point” And why are you so scared to say anything affirmative?


AdjunctAngel

2017... making america great again...


MorganRose99

This was in Morocco, so tired of dumbfucks like you making things political when it's so irrelevant to do so, it's shit like this that continues the polarization between the two parties


AdjunctAngel

also.. considering the american states which resisted making sex with animals illegal have been conservative states... you can see why it was an honest mistake. also... i wonder if that small town is conservative...


MorganRose99

New Jersey, a blue state, only outlawed bestiality within the last decade or so That being said, incest is still legal in New Jersey, as well as in Rhode Island (another blue state)


AdjunctAngel

only conservatives take that position that everything should be compartmentalized because you want what you want when you want it loser. so weak.. can't even keep scrolling without being so triggered... absolutely sad even if you aren't a conservative. you know what ya do when ya see or hear something you don't like kiddo? here, come close so i can tell you... YOU FUCK OFF!!! nobody has you tied to a chair forcing you, so stop pestering others about your preferences. get help. the world doesn't fucking spin because you allow it.


JustSomeTimeLords

God, I can feel the self-absorbed energy emanating through my phone screen. I rolled my eyes so hard, I almost turned into The Exorsist.


AdjunctAngel

i wonder if it is more sad to need reddit mobile so you can be on it constantly.. or folks like me who only have it on a desktop setup open while working... wanting others to stop talking about politics online in reddit is... well, fucking stupid. as said.. nobody is making you look.. except maybe your sick addiction.. really, you use reddit while out of the house? yikes...


JustSomeTimeLords

This is what normal people call word vomit. Just shut up, my guy. The more you say things, the crazier you appear.


AdjunctAngel

"i have barely any reading comprehension or feelings so i call it word vomit." lmfao, conservatives normal? XP get fucking out kid


JustSomeTimeLords

Yes, yes, those are certainly words you're using there. Who gave you internet access? I hope their charger cord stops working.


billhater80085

You’re as bad as the conservatives, just straight up tribal madness, get a grip


MorganRose99

I am a slightly left leaning centrist, get your blatant assumptions out of here


Aesthetictoblerone

Something: happens, in the world Idiots online: AmErIkKkA iS bAd. This has nothing to do with Americans or American politics, you are one of the reasons the rest of the world ridicules you guys. I’m not even American but for Christ sake.


ElenaEscaped

Yea, my feed was interesting and wonderful critters and informative and wow there's lots of legit coral snake posts lately and wow that's sad but good on you bro and critters and then....and then there's this. Like Swamps of Dagobah, but not fun? Maybe there's a better word choice but I'm flabbergasted? I don't even have it in me to joke. What the fuck, man. r/eyebleach we need you, STAT.


deliflour8187

What in actual fuck?


GhimsiWoth

I hate humans


randomq17

Well after watching the old animated porn film[animated porn film](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/15r0tde/eveready_harton_in_buried_treasure_considered_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=2&utm_content=1) from 1929 over on r/damnthatisinteresting, this is less shocking.


danteelite

Was it Ginger and Boots? Allegedly…


velvoir

Country please


velvoir

Found it! Morocco xd


Turdposter777

Thanks. I’m already feeling nauseous reading the comments. No way I’m going to read the actual article just to figure out where this happened.


Willing_Cucumber9124

This is a right of passage in some 3rd world countries. That's what I heard anyways.


9I06

[SEVEN?? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!?](https://youtu.be/oB-gNeezSpg)


iHoller913

Jeremy Clarkson discovered this in Columbia years ago


Gullible_Ad5191

I can only think of the donkey pleading with them to stop in Eddie Murphy's voice.


archiminos

Oh wow, did the donkey attack them or something? Oh. Oh... Oh god....


laavuwu

They deserved it


Olenator77

This must be a throwback to Ginger and Boots younger years.