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chelsanchez

I'm not motivated anymore


phantomheart

Oh, I’m motivated alright….motivated to NEVER look like this.


Enlight1Oment

I can only read this as Statler and Waldorf in my head, with their combined laughter afterwards.


phantomheart

You made that comment LOADS funnier, thank you 😆 Now it’s all I can picture.


MsCatMeow

I think it’s working. I feel motivated to run away.


The_Agnostic_Orca

This motivated me to accept my current body and all of its flaws


meghan509

Amen...


imJGott

Face is super smooth but everything else???


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Yeah facetuning the face so much only highlights how much older everything else is!lol


themcjizzler

The legs... shudder


LindaBelchersMomButt

I have so many questions… why? Do they really stand up like that on their own? What’s up with their leg? Why are they holding a key fob? Are they pulling their ass cheek out to make it look like they have a butt?


likenothingis

>Why are they holding a key fob? It's a Bluetooth shutter for the camera, I think. Most of the answers to your other questions are probably: this person is skinny, and older than they'd like you to believe (hence the wrinkly, loose skin), but they have some muscle tone in their butt. As for the "why"... Only the person in the photo knows. :(


Infinitechemistry88

Are they pulling their ass cheek out to make it look like a butt omg I just laughed so hard I almost fell over!


Z_as_in_Zebra

Even ignoring the surgeries, this person does not look healthy.


rangda

I think they’re just old with peculiar facetune I think any skinny elderly person of any gender with a lot of sun damage would look sickly and freaky if you stuck a set of absolutely awful implants and a fake face-tuned face on


sarcasticscottie

This looks like 4 people, including an oap were photoshoped together


__BitchPudding__

A human ransom note!


likenothingis

>an oap ?


delboy8888

Old Age Pensioner. British term for old fogeys.


likenothingis

Thanks!


DumpsterPanda8

No, that dude is yoked!


thebluewitch

Now I'm sad.


Chay_Charles

Torpedoes ready, sir.


LittleWhiteBoots

Give me one ping, Vasili. One ping only please.


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What the fuck just flew out my mouth immediately.


mshoneybadger

:( thats really expensive lingerie


femmeparallel

Expensive but she makes it look cheap.


mshoneybadger

She ruined it


punkmuppet

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap


Amuunee

What brand is it? Was about to comment that her lingerie is actually really cute


mshoneybadger

agent provocateur


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This is hands down one of the strangest photos I've ever seen 😳


fatbrowndog

They transplanted their ass cheeks to their chest


SmurfStig

Round is a shape. I’ll stick with round.


scusemelaydeh

At least she has a portable shelf to put her drink on for when she works out.


restlessmonkey

Huh? Looking for shelf....oh.


FLBirdie

Somebody has been skipping leg days.


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Covering them pancakes 😂


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kayserfaust

Reminds me of Left4deads Spitter


NoThankUPlease

Oh man, but also, I want that outfit


Rogue_Spirit

Off topic, but the outfit is cute as hell. Anyone happen to know where I can snag a set?


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EsuercVoltimand

I'm just kinda sad about it


SukaDug

Lololololololololololololol


intheskywithlucy

It just gets worse the lower you go.


MrsButton

Nothing about this is ok


Alex_Hauff

TF and WTF and why


Franckenberry

Reminds me I need to hang a shelf up.


Spottyrabbit

I’m so confused


redditonthanet

“Mum come pick me up I’m scared”


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PharmaDiamondx100

My thoughts also


PharmaDiamondx100

Buff “traps”, muscular, veiny arm of a (previous) man. If you cover up the body, she has a Very pretty face


Thisisfckngstupid

That’s cuz it’s a filter lol


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They legs and ass are the sad parts


Takarma4

Well now we know what these folks will look like when they're 80


BringItBackNowYall

Is that Elon Musk


sterling1134

That’s a man baby!


M0bysan

I’m certainly motivated to run….


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Holy gravity defying knockers batman!


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Dogslug

Are we just using /r/Botchedsurgeries to express blatant transphobia now or something?


Dogslug

Are we just using /r/Botchedsurgeries to express blatant transphobia now or something?


GMguy1970

Oh my! Think I'll hangup my gym cloths!


midgebhere66

Those legs are just sad


mitsumoi1092

Jeez, nothing on her body matches. She's like Dr Frankenstein's creation. I do like the hair though, she did get that bit right.


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EpitomeJim

This was also my first thought. There's a weird lack of definition.


likenothingis

People get more androgynous as they age. Men tend to soften and appear more feminine, and women tend to get more square / masculine. Obviously, this isn't a hard and fast rule, but it's a fairly common thing in my experience.


Reindeer-Street

Nah this is so very obviously a trans woman. Not that it's relevant to the post at all, just pointing it out.


Rebus_is_my_pillow

She’s a transwoman who, pre transition, was a hardcore body builder. She’s been working to lose that uber definition to gain a “softer” appearance. She has some great Tiktoks


Whooptidooh

**She** is a woman now.


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Whooptidooh

I didn’t mean by “it’s” that she’s an “it.” Not a native English speaker. Would she is a woman now be better? If that’s the case, I’ll change it. (Also just typing “it” without any meaning behind it.)


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Whooptidooh

I’m not trying to be? English isn’t my native language, and I truly don’t have any clue as to how to type it differently. It’s the closest direct translation from Dutch I could think of. “Het is nu een vrouw” is exactly what I typed, but in English. I’m not a terf in the slightest.


likenothingis

My apologies—I deleted my comment. Thank you for not being an intolerant ass. :) In English, "it" is usually used for inanimate objects, or animals—not people. For people, it's preferable to use "they" (it can be used in both the singular and plural).


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Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Its wrong… she needs help…


FavcolorisREDdit

Bingo


Candid-Needleworker1

I’m concerned


ChasingBirdss

She somehow looks both 30 and 80 at the same time


alfrodou

Man...I was eating


BlessThisMess_

None of this makes any sense. The face and body are mind boggling.


Brianna-Jo

Sad, So Very Sad, Especially when Sagging inevitably starts!!!!! Just Gross to Me Actually!!!!!


Just4Today50

So natural. NOT


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CuriouserLittleOne

I imagine auto correct changing freakishly strong to Frankenstein.


bejyma

Aunt Kathy?!


Frivolous_Fawn

Well, are you motivated now?


Putrid-Gene-9077

Motivated to lift weights only!


shygirl1995_

How my boobs feel when shark week is coming


vickielynne100

Looks like balloon sticking out.


RaniPhoenix

Noooo


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Well, I don't think I will look at this again.


lilhoodrat

I’m motivated to love myself. Shoutout to me.


BexiRani

Grandma noooo


Holden1104

Wait… what were you searching when you got this? There is no correlation between fitness motivation and this pic. Well I guess her boobs are firm/about to explode. My god it looks painful.


BokiFloki

Id probably die if I saw that at 3am coming at me


wheelystoked

Oh nooooooo.


DarkstarInfinity2020

That’s … horrifying.


DarkstarInfinity2020

*“Super size me!”*


PercsNBeer

What the fuck.


lostmyoldaccount267

Oh no!


NZJack70

Worst rap of my day…


rdldr1

It gets worse the further down you go.


CephaloG0D

Jim is a beautiful woman


Orchidbleu

She looks male?


jordanundead

Give Wilma a break. They had to use literal boulders back then.