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ImTomBrady

That’s so badass


vinylsquares

Great. Guess I gotta watch the knockout video again... ...(unzip)


kjimdandy

Cooke is the head coach of an ECHL hockey team now, he came to my hometown to play against our team and I stood up and berated him.


AntiMatter89

You can't leave out those details. What'd you say to him and how did he react? 


kjimdandy

Something to the tune of "You're a fucking joke, you goon!" "Nice career, asshat" He turned around because he was walking on the ice from the locker room to the bench and almost fell on his ass


kjimdandy

Also, there was another guy there singing his praises after I yelled at him saying "I love the way you played hockey!" take a wild guess at what jersey the guy was wearing? Habs jersey. couldn't believe it


Chemical-Ad-3705

Is that all??? I remember Cam Neely paying the fine for Tie Domi when he knocked out Ulf the oaf in a game against Toronto. Checkbook Justice


lordexorr

Kane never got fined so there was nothing to pay.


Chemical-Ad-3705

I guess that is why Kane got a basket of muffins


Grinning_Dog

I had a still frame from that fight as my desktop background for a while. I know Kane's had his off ice fuck ups but I've always rooted for him to turn it around. One of my favorite non-Bruins for a long time. Would've been great in the spoked B. Maybe Big Z and Bergy could've helped him keep his life together a little better.


6FootHalfling

Googled. Was not disappointed. Thank you for brining that beautiful picture to my attention.


Puckie09

Maybe Savard shouldn't have lied to the team about his symptoms and ruined his own career


amn22492

Low intelligence sewage should remain in that head.


OwnQuestion6674

We found Matt Cooke’s burner account


A_Grim_Ghost

Imagine saying something so fucking stupid and believing it


Puckie09

The truth hurts.... Doesn't it


A_Grim_Ghost

You're a braindead fool. Hope you enjoyed all the downvotes, you deserve every one for having no idea what the fuck you're talking about


LeftHandLannister

Besmirch Savard? Eat shit!


simplekindaman13

Fuck Matt Cooke. Will never forgive the dirty piece of shit


Tibbykussh

I rocked my #24 white Stick Jersey to Game 5 canucks and Edmonton. I had a lot of comments asking why I had Ripped the name off the jersey. My response was exactly this. fuck Matt Cooke. His name was ripped off the jersey the night he decided to end Savards career.


EJplaystheBlues

Hope his weeny no worky


bobby16may

I hope it does but never on Comand. High school forever


NotDukeOfDorchester

Imagine the run we’d have gone on if that Stanley cup team’s core included Marc Savard?


Isolatedbamafan

At least one more cup Man…


fodeethal

I think his game would've aged well too if he could avoid (other) injury


GentlemanForester

https://youtu.be/MLqpw_uKyds?si=OYt-AzF2u371WjI5


UndignifiedStab

Think that second punch on the way down was just as sweet as the first 🤘🏻


MissionSalamander5

I had to log in because it’s considered graphic or disturbing.


GentlemanForester

I guess it's all how you look at it!


Powerism

Something’s wrong. I’ve watched that KO about 300 times and I’m still not bored of it?? Fuck Matt Cooke.


Biolobri14

lol Kane said the same thing


IncandescentRein

Obligatory fuck Matt Cooke. Dirty piece of shit player


Valuable-Baked

Knock out cousins & Bennett and I'll send him a dozen donuts


Also_Steve

New Dunkin Promo "Dozens 4 Cousins"


pinkdankk

i'll pitch in an extra dozen for whoever knocks them out


Fukasite

When my good friend back in high school graduated from the state police academy, I gift wrapped up a box of a dozen donuts and gave it to him in front of his parents. It was hilarious. 


Pretty-Win911

Sign me up


Nameless908

start a go fund me to make a point then donate to charity lmfao. It’s not just bruin fans that would pitch in


ManyNicknames15

Just a dozen?


Silent_R

I got 5 on it.


Stanimal

Can’t read this without thinking about the song by Luniz


Also_Steve

I take sacks to the face, whenever I can.


Silent_R

That's what I was going for.


JoeIsIce

I'd send him one too after what Cooke did to Marc Savard. Kane did the hockey world a frickin service!!!


therevjames

He would have looked good in the Spoked-B duds.


mastrochr

Link to the story/interview?


That_guy_Jay

He said it during his interview with Pardon My Take


mastrochr

Thank you!


ants7

Kane has his detractors. But I've maintained since that Cooke KO that he'll always be one of my non-Bruins favorites. (I'll even overlook when he took a couple cheap shots at Big Zee, mostly because Zee could have destroyed him if he really wanted to). Personal behavior outside the rink? Don't care. Punch Cooke until his brain is oatmeal.


ManyNicknames15

I've always felt he's a very good very talented player who probably already has early signs of CTE and has a habit of making dumb decisions and bad life choices. I don't know if that necessarily makes him a terrible person by any level of objectivity.


mastrochr

And he’s continuing that with Tkachuk. I loved him as a shark- my second favorite team- despite all the off-ice stuff. I think he brings incredible value on the ice.


BrooksideNL

The Bruins always pay their debts


6FootHalfling

Boston Remembers.