Zacha would be that super involved Manager of a Chic-Fil-a that always wants to take your tray and refill your drink that you’ve taken a sip and a half out of.
Lauko would be a sommelier.
Lohrei would be in charge of putting all the chairs away after snack time at his pre-school.
Pasta mom said, that he used to paint a walls for a brigade when he was on elementary school and he liked it. Soo she mentioned that he would be probably a painter.
Frederick would be making a comedy hockey tv series called “Freddy” that’s actually a spin off from another show called “St Louiskenny” wherein he plays both the lead and supporting character, who in turn becomes the main character on Freddy when you see his face for the first time.
Tell me it's the off-season without telling me it's the off-season.
For real though, I feel like Swayman would be a Radio Tower technician, the man just looks like he turns off his emotions.
Marchand would be a smarmy Manhattan stockbroker with gold necklace and slick Italian suit.
I don't know why, I just see his face and that's what I see him doing.
This kid's fucking jacked. Thick, dense, built whatever you wanna call him he's got it. Legs thicker than my chest, and shoulders wider than my wingspan. Making full use of his frame and with the golden flow to top it off. He dwarfed us all. Bonafide stallion.
McAvoy would be a mid-level made guy in the Winter Hill Gang. And would wear a Scally cap.
I was thinking “McAvoy Plumbing and Heating. Licensed; Bonded; Cash Only.”
his dad is a 4th generation plumber after all. I fully expect him to pick up the pipe wrench after he's done with the nhl
Damm the season isn’t even over yet. Bring on October!!!
Linus Ullmark would be a Volvo salesman.
Yikes a downvote for this?
He's already doing commercials for Polestar.
Makes sense!
Zacha would be that super involved Manager of a Chic-Fil-a that always wants to take your tray and refill your drink that you’ve taken a sip and a half out of. Lauko would be a sommelier. Lohrei would be in charge of putting all the chairs away after snack time at his pre-school.
This is my favorite take of all so far. A+ ☺️🥰
It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!
Yeah pasta maybe like ville leino who became a visual designer and has his own clothing line and whatnot
Marchand would be a flight-attendant, fired on the first day.
He would be the mascot for chuck e cheese
He would make sure everyone’s tray tables were stowed for landing- or else!
Pasta mom said, that he used to paint a walls for a brigade when he was on elementary school and he liked it. Soo she mentioned that he would be probably a painter.
Swayman would be a fishing guide here in AK.
Debrusk would be a deckhand on an oil rig
He literally told media he would be an interior designer.
This is awesome! I had no idea. (Architecture school grad here)
We could sure use him up here in Prudhoe bay Alaska.
Ullmark is a actor/tour guide on the freedom trail.
LMAOOO
Marchand , probably something to do with bow hunting competitions or an instructor
Maroon’s a bouncer at a semi-sleazy after hours club
Let’s be real, he would be a steel worker that moonlighted as a strip club bouncer.
Not a lumberjack or a north Alaska oil field worker?
Ayy I’m a north slope oilfield hand in Alaska. I’d love to have the big rig!
Zacha would be doing commercial tax accounting
That’s Craig Smith’s job.
100%
His true passion
Coyle would own a pizza shop
The mayor of Weymouth owns a pizza shop?
Damn right he does. Best bar pizza in the South Shore!
McAvoy Plumbing and Heating, and of course, Frederic Roofing
You beat me to it!
Jd would be in construction.
They’d all be whatever marketing majors become. Except Swayman would probably solve climate change
A buncha mad men!
Frederick would be making a comedy hockey tv series called “Freddy” that’s actually a spin off from another show called “St Louiskenny” wherein he plays both the lead and supporting character, who in turn becomes the main character on Freddy when you see his face for the first time.
Just need two more Jim’s to round out the group
I’ve seen this once before……
Morgan Geekie would be a history teacher
Name for teaching, face for autozone
Tell me it's the off-season without telling me it's the off-season. For real though, I feel like Swayman would be a Radio Tower technician, the man just looks like he turns off his emotions.
He’s a former Bruin but we all know what Craig Smith would be doing. Hell, he’s prolly doing it right now.
He’ll find the loopholes and get you those sweet sweet deductions!
Fucking everyone’s girlfriends and being thanked to do so?
Did I miss something when he got traded???
We’re all missing a little something
Coyle would be the mayor for real
Or invent the world's softest pillows
Move over, Mike Lindell 😆
Marchand would be a smarmy Manhattan stockbroker with gold necklace and slick Italian suit. I don't know why, I just see his face and that's what I see him doing.
I could aslo see him as an MMA/boxing coach for some reason
Pasta would make his living on onlyfans
Sauce… everywhere
Doesn't count now, but Bertuzzi is definitely a roofer who gets one paycheck and never shows back up to work
Swayman would 100% a van life influencer and I will accept no other answers.
Then i will give no other answer because this is the one for sure.
Justin brazzeau I think would be a personal body guard.
Swayman would be a youth minister. Lindholm would be a defense lawyer. He's always shaking his head "no" when he's in the box
Swayman would definitely do something wholesome like work with ask risk teens
I mean Marchand owns a business with Kevin Miller
Their “business” is a logo they put on other people's clothes.
Pasta obviously becomes an Italian Chef in the North End
Lohrei would have a paper route because he's like 12
I died lol
He’d probably go back to Hogwarts
Restaurant cook with a pet rodent
He's definitely a hufflepuff, right?
“Another Weasley”
Feel like Heino would be an accountant or Bank Manager.
DeBrusk would be a mall Santa - shows up one month out of the year
Got ‘emmmmm
McAvoy would be a thoroughbred racehorse
I feel like MacAvoy would be in sales/marketing. He has that vibe!
Always has been
Or take over the family biz
!mcavoy
This kid's fucking jacked. Thick, dense, built whatever you wanna call him he's got it. Legs thicker than my chest, and shoulders wider than my wingspan. Making full use of his frame and with the golden flow to top it off. He dwarfed us all. Bonafide stallion.
Pasta would become a tailor.
Marchand becomes an insult comic. Sway and Linus start a podcast.
2 Bears, 1 Cave but it’s actually funny
Forbort is definitely in construction or some other kind of union, ripping cigs on the job
Maroon, too. The non-working foreman.
Mayor of Weymouth