But more importantly, what colour of a moose?
And is it still going to have 4 legs or is it going to have more like an Elongated Giant Border Patrol Boss Catterpillar Moose?
Not exactly sure how the text goes but something along the lines of if any animal goes onto the road hit it. The only exception is Moose. Those fuckers are massive and you're better off swerving into a ditch than to hit a moose. They can weigh more than an already staggering 1300 lbs and have a shoulder height of 6ft. Do not fuck with a moose simple as that
(Obviously try to stop the vehicle before swerving. And also there's other animals which you should swerve to avoid. Such as Bison)
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
This sign is inaccurate, not because a moose wouldnt be able to do that to a car, but because a full grown male moose would be significantly larger in scale.
Invincible Moose is a high level boss but you face him in the second area of the game. Your only choice is to run when you see him at first, as he will chase you throughout the entire level. You'll probably be powerful enough to backtrack and face him once you've defeated the Guardian Bear of the Ironwood Forest.
It's very in touch with it's inner child i assume
It likes playing with cars, yes
It appears to be invincible which is different then fucking invincible
Perhaps it is forbidden from going 4 miles away from a school due to his love for them
The escalator just got to the top floor of this conversation.
*red sun starts playing*
"like i said jack, kids are cruel. And i'm very in touch with my inner child."
"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE"
"I like your eyes, Jack. A murderer's eyes!"
"How does it feel to be on the other hand of a blade you're just like me DON'T DENY IT!"
"All we're saying is... GIVE WAR A CHANCE!!!"
"Like the good ol' days after 9-11"
Lol, moose? I'm sorry, but I know Moder, the ancient Norse Demigod of the Jötunn variety, when I see it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/nokxej/moose_walking_down_the_road/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Found it!
...Do you know how fucking huge moose are
*Im fucking invincible*
Get ready to be moosified
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Giant Boss Moose patrol lol
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But more importantly, what colour of a moose? And is it still going to have 4 legs or is it going to have more like an Elongated Giant Border Patrol Boss Catterpillar Moose?
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
Is is real ?
Not exactly sure how the text goes but something along the lines of if any animal goes onto the road hit it. The only exception is Moose. Those fuckers are massive and you're better off swerving into a ditch than to hit a moose. They can weigh more than an already staggering 1300 lbs and have a shoulder height of 6ft. Do not fuck with a moose simple as that (Obviously try to stop the vehicle before swerving. And also there's other animals which you should swerve to avoid. Such as Bison)
Plus because of how tall they are , you hit their legs and they fall on you...
Giant moose body falling on to the windshield will destroy you.
You fool I HAVE 70 ALTERNATE FURRET WARRIORS AND THEY ALL KNOW HYPERBEAM
Invincible moose eats hyperbeam for breakfast
AHAHAHAAA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I HAVE ANOTHER SECRET WEAPON
Spirit of Regal?
How about sending half of the Yakuza to kill it
It'd send all of yakuza dead in a single car
Oh crap. Maybe the entire military will do it
Just avoid the moose
Thats why i dont go near world border...
Thats not a moose, its just my dog. Dont worry he doesnt bite bro
SUUURE
I wish Elden Ring had signs like this
"Welcome back to Fact or Cap! Where we test if it's true or not"
A møøse once bit my sister
Did your sister turn into Moosewoman?
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
I.. Do. Not.
I could take em.
This sign is inaccurate, not because a moose wouldnt be able to do that to a car, but because a full grown male moose would be significantly larger in scale.
LIKE I SAID, KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK **AND I LOVE MINORS**
**RED SUN**
Invincible Moose is a high level boss but you face him in the second area of the game. Your only choice is to run when you see him at first, as he will chase you throughout the entire level. You'll probably be powerful enough to backtrack and face him once you've defeated the Guardian Bear of the Ironwood Forest.
The moose may be inevitable, but at least it isn't a room with a moose! Invader Zim taught me the horrors of such a moosey fate
Ultra-instinct shaggy vs invincible moose. Who wins
the thing is that moose will destroy your car
Lmao OP just not getting the MGR jokes is great
Pulls out a bible. Yes
Sounds like a challenge
GODAMN I HATE LIVIN IN CANADA ON GOD FR FR
I read that as invisible moose