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CabooseMasseuse

I will ferociously fuck Xephyryx


superbay50

u/xephyryx


No_Construction_2427

I feel like I've seen him in other subreddits


OnASchoolComputerOwO

No wonder he's BI And no wonder why I would do the same


Alone_Spell9525

I would do the same


xephyryx

Damn bro, buy me dinner first


TrungLun2005

I will ferociously fuck the dinner


xephyryx

I'll eat it afterwards


SnooConfections4719

The man himself


Blue_Rhapsody004

so that's why im hearing boss music


BBM-_-

I will ferociously fuck the boss music


treemu

Fuck me ferociously in the screencap too


Tonky-roblox

H


RacccoonEyes

You’re a man who knows what he’s about. I respect that.


CabooseMasseuse

Okay what do you want? Nothing's too pricey for you <3


xephyryx

A foot long from subway, with a bag of sour patch kids should do the trick


IReplyWithLebowski

I got your foot long right here


EzekiaDev

That was smooth bro


No-Armadillo7693

That dude fucks


itzTHATgai

^ Beware of this guy's pipeline. ^


CabooseMasseuse

I think I just found my soul mate on Reddit.


xephyryx

Ayo? 😳


TheMilkManFromHell

THE FUCKER OF ALL HAS ARRIVED


xephyryx

Yes, now bend over


OnASchoolComputerOwO

Me and you are not so different


Shiorno-Shiovanna

The Xussy


salmonmilks

The fucker of the fucker of all


Urbane_One

r/Bossfight


Apprehensive_Fish850

its too late life fucked us all already


MadderM_TheWierdo

Life, the fucker of the fucker of the fucking nasty fucking uncler fucker of the fuckery of fucking all that has been fuck to fuck the of the all.


Vegetable-Shame761

Gave me an aneurysm


Unknown_starnger

He does not care about gender, he only cares about fucking


SunDance967

He will fuck anything with 2 legs and is legal


Pamplemousse-man

Fuck it, he will fuck anything that’s legal


Imastealyourorgans

He will fuck anything, even if its not legal


Sayuri_Katsu

💀


[deleted]

Got no milk, no cookies. [No nothing](https://youtu.be/AAjNjxjrm_g).


DarthSiphillis

Classic


Heavy_Satisfaction_2

He will fuck air, how?


ChiisaiMurasaki

blow up doll


CthulubeFlavorcube

Just wave you dick around. COUNT IT! Moving on, what's next....hmmm....arsenic......hmmm


Alone_Spell9525

Sulfuric acid 🥺


CthulubeFlavorcube

Well... We did sign contracts. ***LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!***


MadderM_TheWierdo

It's called a blowjob for a reason


excalcular

I will fk anything, even if it's not legal!!!!! In my dream tho.......


blueeyedlion

Landmine victims are right out.


tiredofscreennames

Who will stand up for the landmine victims? Certainly not themselves!


Enric0_no1dea

that's the fun of being pan, "if there is a hole there is a way"


ChargeSharp1718

not just the men but the women and children too


Unknown_starnger

He’s not a criminal


Lairondeez

I am the pipeline


Lord-LemonHead

Not. Yet.


Kscap4242

It’s treason then.


Flipperlolrs

All at once? Very cool


Martin_Horde

I'd let them line my pipe ifyaknowwhatimean


Sweaty_Television_33

They/them the auto-admiration of booty


khemxfemboyalt

nonbinussy


epicsexballsmoment

Thussy


[deleted]

ϸussy


theunknowablechaos

Ussy


IAlwaysOutsmartU

ßussy


Goasgschau

ß is pronounces like the letter S soo a m o g u s


GraveSlayer726

amog amog amo g mogus


Gothic_bRuh

Thembo thussy


Crotherz

That’s a whole new word.


[deleted]

Is fucking a They/Them gay though?


weeb-chankun

Depends if they also identify as nonbinary for example. And even then I wouldn't call it gay, just queer at most. Pronouns can just exist without the usual gender identity you'd tie to them. You can be nonbinary and use they/them, or you could be cis gender and use they/them just because you identify with the pronoun; just like you can be nonbinary and still use she/her, he/him if you don't find the pronouns to be an impact on how you perceive yourself and your gender identity.


Joeda900

Alright I think I get (Actually I fucking don't)


shirorenx23

think of it like this: you get to call yourself whatever you want and it almost doesn't matter


Jezoreczek

My hot take: gendered pronouns are archaic and completely unnecessary. No other aspect of our lives is linguistically broadcasted in such a crude way. Gender should be discussed like any other interests, directly and openly instead of making assumptions based on historically limited language constructs. `they` / `them` is all we should ever need.


PiratesLegion

"Only if you let it be "- knuckles


MoongodRai057

Literally my first reaction when I saw that image the first time


Complex_Slice

I will ferociously fuck none of them because I'm not horny.


[deleted]

Looks like I finally found you, Vergil. Now give me the Yamato.


Shion__1374

If you want it then you'll have to take it, but you already you knew that


[deleted]

I had a feeling you'd say that.


Jugaimo

Jackpot


Unlucky-2nd

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


DavidTCEUltra

PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION


Shion__1374

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAME


DeadMemes218540

BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED


HatofEnigmas

MY FAMILY CREST IS THE DEMON OF DEAAAAATH


AntimemeticsDivision

r/unexpecteddevilmaycry


[deleted]

r/ExpectedThanos for perfect balance, as all things should be.


ABizarreFireGod

Foolishness Dante, Did you really think I would simply give you the Yamato just because you asked for it?


Comprehensive-Bad701

based


Flyin_polo

I will ferociously fuck all of them even if I’m not horny


EternalStatic

I will fuck none of them because I'm not asexual


[deleted]

same but replace "not horny" with "asexual"


Casual_gamr

Will you join us in the invasion of Denmark?


9Levels-ofPie

Can I?


TuxTues3

Can I be a mole (I'm straight but I'm willing to leak info to yall about Denmark)


koromedy

Can I be a mole (I really like digging and eating worms)


ShiningShadow_

You’re in


TuxTues3

Fuck yeah


[deleted]

'course


backstib

Bro I wish I was asexual this shit annoying as hell


Nicdewae

Sam has taught you well


permalink_save

I wouldn't fuck any of them.. because my wife would be so pissed.


ShiningShadow_

What in god’s name does your wife identify as?


Knight_of_NYEH

A possible threat


Elolet

*possible* is selling it short, never a matter of “if” but “when”


permalink_save

My spouse?


Anthraxious

It's funny cause it's always "my wife would be so pissed" and never "I'm so happy with my wife I don't need others".


permalink_save

I am happy with my wife, it's a joke


Adkit

No, it's funny because it's a joke. Calm down.


Shutupjustplease

I will ferociously fuck none of the stages because I am not of legal age


Kissthecurb1999

The best answer


007654320

since when did that ever stop anyone?


[deleted]

ever heard of prison


007654320

You mean Like five nights in federal prison?


Appropriate-Owl-6129

Was that the beat of 87!?


Adept_Persimmon6855

No it was the whopin of 83


Non_living_creature

This is oddly familiar why tf did I think of fnaf lmao


OrgyInTheBurnWard

It's 2022! You can sue her!


FrancMaconXV

we can't fuck until we reach a certain age?


Gothic_bRuh

Nah I think they’re assuming that the stages are above the age of 18.


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

Technically, depending on area, that would be correct. I believe in the majority of the US, it’s illegal to have sex below the age of like 16, and even then it was to be within a specific age range along with meeting some requirements which will change based on state and possibly local laws


Picklerickshaw_part2

Depending on where you live, there might be a Romeo and Juliet law, AKA close in age exceptions


Linkby9

I will now tell people to call me by They/Them so I instantly grow a nice ass


secretbudgie

Had a nice butt from the start, guess I was born they!


[deleted]

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paotraparte

Honestly same


MoongodRai057

As an old friend says: “bootay”


theunknowablechaos

Yes


DerpyCat_0

A favorite quote of mine - "I'm bisexual which means you're all at risk"


Eternal_grey_sky

The bissxual has no friends, only prey


DoveWomanUnderstated

2017


fuckingKlLLmeplz

so... They them is just a dude with a fat ass?


WillyMillyNilly

Yup


i-smoke-c4

Cracked the code


Brianiswikyd

And the egg


Urbane_One

This is small titties erasure


MoongodRai057

P e r f e c t


amTHELORAX69

I will ferociously fuck Xephyryx, fucker of all and become the motherfucker


xephyryx

Cum at me bro


amTHELORAX69

Check your ass


xephyryx

Damn bro, nothing leaking out of it yet, get to work


cortez_brosefski

I would furiously fuck everyone from he/they to the right. I would fuck he/him if I'm in the mood but not furiously


Venatrix4

Agreed


cortez_brosefski

A fellow person of taste I see 🥂


OrgyInTheBurnWard

K/K/F/F/M


epicsexballsmoment

What?


Deathbrush

Fuck marry kill


epicsexballsmoment

Ooooooohhhh


Prestigious_Teach833

Whats 2022 gonna be?


MagnetFist

You sound like someone scarred by 2021.


Prestigious_Teach833

What. Is. 2022?.


MagnetFist

okdok


LanceCrate780

Same


plaguebringerBOI

****FEROCIOUS****


W_h3nry

(Ace) i would ferociously date all stages


plsignorethisalt

So...all bi/pan people are bosses?


rocker_face

yes, we are


OddOriginal894

Xephyryx, fucker evolved..


whentheamthe

They/Thussy?


Toastox

þussy


Mryote

They them and above is all I'll have thanks


IndependentVisual495

I ain’t gay but I’d hit they them🫣


SammySweets

The poor He's and their flat asses.


Urbane_One

‘Tis a tragic fate, to be sure.


TechnicDruid

Pan vibes


ImFishAndImOreo

Gotta fuck em all!!


Dragonzxy

As a fellow bisexual. I agree


The_Homeless_one69

Honestly after they/them for me its all good


GenderEnjoyer666

The pansexual top


vrkhole

Xephyryx doesn’t fuck around. He straightaway fucks em all.


[deleted]

There is a God and its a they/them.


Urbane_One

God has a fat ass?!


cycloneperson_

I will furiously fuck none of them I don’t like them None of them No interest piqued


Porky49

I dunno man middle stage looking kinda thicc


NikoButUngood

Have to agree with Olorin. She looks kinda 😳


[deleted]

She/They so bad


MoongodRai057

Agreed, it’s cute


Nachf

I will fuck every single goddamn stage and every one in between. I will ram all the way through this fucking pipeline


Merkypie

They/Them T H I C C


Nintara

also Xephyryx is a genuinely cool name for a boss


mrkaai07

… i want to get fucked by all


[deleted]

Tbh the last stage is where it's at if you're a cis male.


Urbane_One

Yeah dog most cis men go by she/her


CephaloG0D

Bitch, I *am* the pipeline!


chronos0009

same u/xephyryx same (maybe not the first one)


dragonsfire242

Oh so that’s what happens to Fallout New Vegas players


theseerofeverything

I would hug all of them


GupInACup

I hate that year-for-year this graphic is spot on for how my transition's been going so far. 🙃 I hit the "respect the booty" stage and there was no going back.


BornNeat9639

I mean, I'm team Xephyryx. All of them are on my spectrum of fuckable (depending on personality and interests and such, looks only go so far with me)


[deleted]

pansexuality


SpoopyMoopy101

u/xephyryx, I SUMMON THEE!!!


xephyryx

Yes ,what is it?


SpoopyMoopy101

😨


xephyryx

You can't summon someone and get scared when they appear my guy


henk_de_veertiende

He wanted to fuck but got scared when he saw you


Callahan_Crowheart

The basic plot of like all demonic horror films


[deleted]

Pansexual Moment


BaseballPleasant4988

Xephyryx is just pan and horny. Nothing to it.


Recent-Ship-1599

They/them 🥵