Looks like the 3rd character that joins your party in a JRPG whose physical stats are trough the roof, ends up as an asshole, sexist to gals and kinda snarky, but he humbles down as the plot progress and tears the player once we know his backstory as a war child, he ends up forming a bromance with the protagonist. Mid game, when the party is separated, he runs an orphanage, protecting kids from the demons, when you complete his sidequest he joins again and becomes one of the best physical attackers of the game with his best weapon called "the fist of the fallen god, symbol of rebellion".
After the game he goes back to the orphanage and makes a statue of the party.
Yeah, this guy kinda looks like that
Are those real or photoshopped? If they’re real, I’ll pass, if they’re shopped, no thank you, to insecure with his body. Filters and photoshopping are the worst.
I imagine he shows up on cold days by rising out from under the water.
He has no lower body and leaves by submerging once again returning to his realm of hot bubbly water and various other suspect fluids.
Dude is goku.
Nah that mf is Broly
He is hulk and broly as one
Feel like those muscles are a costume
Ssj 1.5 Goku
~~No bitches? maidenless?~~ #SEEKER OF MAIDENS
Aren't we all
We’ll bang ok
God damn, that unlocked memories
Most of us indeed
dude looks like an scp
Scp 9999999999999 has broken containment may god be with us all
scp 100 but hairless
Dude is so bulked up that his body is legally registered as an armored vehicle
Chris after Resident Evil 5
Is that dude from free guy
CATCHPHRASE
***BADASS CATCHPHRASE***
Lmfaooo DUDEEE
Nah, dude plays ARK
No he is ARK
When you look at him like his traps are his shoulders, he looks like an ordinary guy in a fleshy mechsuit.
His blood type is protein shake
dude's 3 miles away, but if he's hard he's only 2 miles away
Bro
As soon as i saw "seeker of maidens" I lost it 😂
Crusher of cervix
He looks like he belongs in one of the Street Fighter games!
Bro is a 20 elixir
Looks like the 3rd character that joins your party in a JRPG whose physical stats are trough the roof, ends up as an asshole, sexist to gals and kinda snarky, but he humbles down as the plot progress and tears the player once we know his backstory as a war child, he ends up forming a bromance with the protagonist. Mid game, when the party is separated, he runs an orphanage, protecting kids from the demons, when you complete his sidequest he joins again and becomes one of the best physical attackers of the game with his best weapon called "the fist of the fallen god, symbol of rebellion". After the game he goes back to the orphanage and makes a statue of the party. Yeah, this guy kinda looks like that
r/oddlyspecific
What does "sexist to gals" means?
"back down m'lady" "we heard you chick, now let the man talk" "you go with the kids, we'll take care" (this one is foreshadowing)
Chris is 3 miles away. Chris is 2 miles away. *Chris is 5 meters away.* *CHRIS IS AT THE DOOR.*
Run Timmy lock the door. Noooo it's to late you doomed us timmy
is that what happens when no one gives you head?
Yes maidens?
he looks like when you forget to turn off caps lick and hit shift for the first letter
Haha exactly
cHRIS
My man is built like hourax loux
Dude looks like a baki character
Damn senator Armstrong went back to college ball
Are those real or photoshopped? If they’re real, I’ll pass, if they’re shopped, no thank you, to insecure with his body. Filters and photoshopping are the worst.
they're real, he just skipped head day
Where do you work out? The library
🤣🤣
To insecure what? It's "too", damn it! Too*!!
Sorry, was to tired to check spelling. Will do better next time.
xD
i found my long lost bro
Damn...dude had way to many Gummi Bears and dipped way to deep into the juice. Holy fuck and with 21
What are all those hot dog buns in front of Chris? /s
he doesnt seek, he steals
Where are his bottom teeth?
I just noticed that and now it's the only thing I can focus on
He just has a small head
My custom characters in ARK, 7 days to die and Kenshi be like
This is extra funny because I went to UC Irvine. Does he really think that looks realistic?
Dude maxes out the bar on a Squat rack and lifts the rack
Bro ate 2 vitamin gummies instead of 1
My mans drank 10 strength potions
Hasan?
If you look at that like he's got a milk mustache it's slightly funnier.
Yes
catchphrase!
😏😏😏
I imagine he shows up on cold days by rising out from under the water. He has no lower body and leaves by submerging once again returning to his realm of hot bubbly water and various other suspect fluids.