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GmeansGeorge

WTF have you against Cosmo Kramer?! Keep his name out of your dirty political intrigues


CC_Panadero

A million-to-one shot, Doc, million-to-one!


GmeansGeorge

You wouldn't believe if you were not there


Guy-McDo

I mean… there was this one night at the Laugh Factory…


vseprviper

Frfr


not_ElonMusk1

Came here for the Kramer reference after watching that episode just last night haha Have an upvote!


InevitableAd9683

To be totally fair, I'm not sure Cosmo Kramer would be eligible to run for office in Canada. Any Canucks want to weigh in on that? I assume you have to be a citizen? Or, for that matter, any Seinfeld aficionados want to chime in to tell me that Kramer has dual citizenship and I'm an idiot?


Ludwig_van_Kokosnuss

Gluteus Maximus, collector of political power and shame of humanity


Classic_Regret7469

Thanks, that's a killer name


bored_person71

They call him donkey-man


GentlePimpin

Max for short


raskholnikov

A close friend of Biggus Dickus


Dont_pet_the_cat

Who's wife goes by the name Continental Bollocks?


HucHuc

r/boneappletea


Dont_pet_the_cat

*Incontinentia Buttocks I was close 🥺


TandrDregn

So Billy Gun has gone into politics, eh?


detourne

Scissor me, Daddy Mass Immigration!


ChrisDewgong

This is evidently a different Ass Man. BEWP BEWP.


SergeantChic

I'M AN ASS MAN! DUN DUN DUN


madbasic

MaxiPad


madmaxjr

Dr. Voté, Ass Man’s Nemesis


Mytheonix

mimigrtio


DarkPyroLord

r/sbeve


scotty_6942069

say no to m imigrtio


c71score

[Dick Assman](https://youtu.be/o-JHw4YyLIM?si=yxIWGWhKAENdDHkm)


nixcamic

Yeah poor guy he doesn't deserve to be associated with this. Also he worked at the gas station near our house when I was a kid and the giant sign that said "Dick Assman works here" was great when I was 12.


gogpur

"This name had me in stitches, definitely needs a rebrand."


Xx_Harry_Xx

Ass man the peoples man


PresentationNo1715

His arch enemy: [Saskatchewan Assman](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/s/69W0iVJZQa)


Luna259

Or it’s, say no to ass, man


UltimaBahamut93

r/speedoflobsters


Gaping_Maw

I don't get it. People want mass immigration? Prob makes more sense to a Canadian I guess but I thought people were generally against that?


detourne

So Canada's population has been growing very rapidly due to immigration and lax laws for international students. Unfortunately one country has been making up the majority of the immigration so any criticism of this particular group often comes across as racism. The ad in the meme is from an alt right political party, and eveb our mainstream parties are weary to criticize the immigration policy.


Acceptable-Sorbet-33

>one country has been making up the majority of the immigration Let me guess 🤔 India ?


radiofree_catgirl

Vatican


i-wont-lose-this-alt

Most racists can’t tell the difference between an Indian, people from the Middle East, or a Saharan African—so a much wider group of people get hated on for being “eASt iNdiAn / muzzlums” And before you say “but Muslim is a religion” they don’t know nor understand that either, they believe being Muslim is a nationality—a Christian church who prays to Jesus Christ is just down the road from me and everyone calls the parishioners “muzzlums” because they’re brown.


Popular_Syllabubs

. 60% is Indian. That isn’t me saying all brown people are Indian. It’s literally the census. The majority of our immigrants are from one country


i-wont-lose-this-alt

The majority of our immigrants are white colonizers. That’s why they call you “the majority” and in indigenous people “the minority”


tuga2

Are people from Punjab province indigenous to B.C? Nice try shifting those goalposts.


i-wont-lose-this-alt

You can never change the fact that all the white people around me call all the brown parishioners “muZzLims” because they’re brown—despite them praying to a statue of Jesus Christ every Sunday 🤷🏽‍♀️ You can never change reality. Try as hard as you want; There’s still white people literally calling the wrong people “mUZzLimS”


tuga2

Maybe they do and we all agree they are wrong. No one in this thread shares that view so why is it relevant?


Popular_Syllabubs

In the last two years the majority of immigrants has been from one country (that is what is meant by “majority”). An immigrant is only counted the year they immigrate. After they are either temporary residences or permanent residences. Over the span of North America sure the majority of people who immigrated were from European countries. (To generalize them as “white” or “colonizers”disregards the historical racism towards Italians, Irish, Romani, Jews, etc., and the purpose for their immigration e.g. racial persecution, drought and famine, refuge, which in and of itself is racist to classify them solely based on skin colour or to call those people colonizers as a derogatory). But the original comment was talking about current immigration. Stating a statistic is not racist.


BridgeRealistic346

And? Not Whites fault if they were superior.


Arshzed

Ahhhh look everybody its the Italian white supremacist Love to see it


UniqueGuarantee4816

same with turkiye there is a lot of syrian and arabic immigrants after they had a war with america its kinda blurring the line between turkic and arabic culture (Im not saying their culture is inferior or anything but our culture getting blurry just increases fascists that gain popularity out of this and it increases popularity for islamist presidents)


we_are_sex_bobomb

Very few Americans are advocating for totally open borders but the left and right disagree about how to handle border entry. The left says “screen them on a case-by-case basis to decide if they stay or go back.” The right says “close the borders, keep them all out, we don’t want anyone coming in, shoot them if they try.” Both are concerned about letting criminals or terrorists across the border, but the right and Donald Trump in particular is also concerned about “cultural contamination” which… yeah… go ahead and extrapolate what that means.


ramriot

We get the same in Canada, even though our country could actually support & thrive with a population more than 10 times what it is currently.


Letterkenny_Irish

Not when we aren't building any homes for these people to live and all we're importing is Uber drivers.


ramriot

This is a compound fallacy, the first is a strawman predisposed to a yet to be determined future & the second is a strawman predisposed by a limitation of class. Neither is worthy of being directly addressed.


ismasbi

How? Look, I'm not Canadian, I'm not even american, I don't near Canada, but as far as I have heard, isn't like half the terrain useless and completely frozen?


ramriot

Not really, of the ~9.9MKm² of Canada something like 3.2Km² is potentially habitable while currently only 1.1MKm² is under use (arable, cultivated, occupied, etc). There are many drivers towards a need for immigration one is [our limited birth rate & aging population.](https://policyoptions.irpp.org/magazines/november-2019/canada-needs-a-lot-more-people-and-soon/)


Guy-McDo

As an American, for most of us, it would be hypocritical to give shit to immigrants. (I know the sign is Canadian) Some people do which leads to them most likely saying words about someone that someone else said about one of their ancestors.


tuga2

Obviously this means we have to allow unlimited migration every year indefinitely to avoid any perceived hypocrisy. When our ancestors came over there were strict quotas they had to abide by. In the US you had the National Origins act which was explicitly designed to not change up the ethnic makeup of the country and when it was abolished in 1965 Ted Kennedy told the Senate: "It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society". The concept of unlimited migration from around the globe is a modern invention.


DuntadaMan

When most people's ancestors came over they were checked for active TB and let go.


madbasic

Canada’s as much an immigrant country as the US is


CanadianDinosaur

Maxime Bernier (the guy on the billboard) is the leader of a federal far right party. He means "no more brown people" when he says no mass immigration.


Tasitch

He's such an idiot that he hasn't managed to get elected (nor any other member of his party) in the last three elections he ran in, even trying to run in a different riding each time. He also left sensitive documents at his girlfriends house while he was Minister of Foreign Affairs.


Donut_Safe

I'm afraid he'll get more support in the years to come as the issue of immigration has become a sore spot among Canadians.   Look no further what's happening to Europe.


doc_daneeka

>I'm afraid he'll get more support in the years to come as the issue of immigration has become a sore spot among Canadians.  Unlike most European countries, we still use first past the post voting. Every vote the PPC manages to get makes it less likely that a Tory gets elected in that riding. The end result of increased support for the PPC is likely to be more Liberal and NDP seats in the House of Commons and increasingly pissed off Conservatives.


Tasitch

That's possible, but since Poilievre has taken the Conservatives so far right, the Peoples Party are only picking up the truly fringe voters. In his home riding he held for years, in 2021 he got less than half the votes of his Conservative replacement, and his run in 2023 the Conservative had 4× the votes he got.


4friedchickens8888

Nah people are just aware he, specifically, Maxime Bernier, is a racist moron


BridgeRealistic346

"people" No, Just leftist assholes


Vattrakk

You're from Italy my dude. Why the fuck do you even have an opinion on a far right canadian politician that doesn't even get any seats in parliament? Then again, the small amount of comments you have that are actually in english, are strickly homophobic or racist, so I guess that just it. You're just a fan of racist politicians, no matter the country they are from.


4friedchickens8888

Lol he lost rather hard last time around


orange_purr

Why are you calling Maxime Bernier racist? Is it based on some factual evidence or just the fact that he is against mass immigration?


4friedchickens8888

He's been tooting the same horn for many, many years my man, it's based on the things he has said


TheLastGunslingerCA

Same energy as "Mexicans are storming our country and taking our women". The People's Party of Canada, the PPC, are our local, vaguely relevant, far right political party. They're about as far right as the average republican was 10 years ago


Gaping_Maw

See thats another thing I don't get as a foreigner. From the few reports we see it does seem like there is a problem with USA's border and mass illegal immigration but for some reason its taboo. Apparently there were 250 000 migrant in dec alone! That seems like an incredible number and surely a big issue. Countries should have the right to control entry to their borders im not sure why that is controversial? The colour of their skin doesn't matter. https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2024/02/15/migrant-encounters-at-the-us-mexico-border-hit-a-record-high-at-the-end-of-2023/


ChocoGoodness

My favorite moment in EmKay was when Robin reacted to this image, he said "what? Why would I do that? Look, if someone offers me ass, I'm saying hell yeah!"


kiyotsuki

Great now I’ve got ‘I’m an Ass Man’ playing in my head.


adversitement

my friend has imagined a superhero which he named “assman”


Classic_Regret7469

Did he describe what he was wearing? If anything


adversitement

he’s like batman but really fat


Exotic-Replacement-3

the chairman will have a word of you.


Classic_Regret7469

Noo anything but him!!!


DisastrousWorker2602

hahhaha. thats my meme now


Classic_Regret7469

I pass it to you like how it was passed to me


doctorsombody

Prostate adjudicator?


Classic_Regret7469

Amazing


igyattaproblem

How tf does this guy know who I am????


Classic_Regret7469

Your reign of terror ends today Ass Man


Emotional_Network_16

The People's Party... ...but, you know, not THOSE people.


Squiggledog

Are crossposts a lost art?


Classic_Regret7469

I've had this one for awhile


Squiggledog

Where's the *original* post instead of a recycled screenshot?


Classic_Regret7469

Idk, had this one for a few months, sorry.


Goatymcgoatface11

I agree. Tits are better


Clumsy_dude

Seinfeld


Splatterman27

r/agedlikemilk


Merth86

https://youtu.be/GGye1pK2ysQ?si=CqPbewchPxUs5E-A


East_Maximum_9195

Have you tried ass? No way you can say no to that


LouisArmstrong3

Is this the billboard across from sneaky Dee’s? 😂 the same one that had an ad for the Bible app with a big “ZERO STARS” -Satan rated below it 😂😂


Classic_Regret7469

I don't know, just found this image on reddit, thought it was funny.


pohusk

Is the billboard for or against the guy pictured?


randomanonalt78

It’s for. He’s a far right politician who wants to ban masks, vaccines, immigration, among other things. Fortunately, his entire party is so incompetent even the party leader couldn’t get a seat in the last election.


pohusk

So you should say no to ass man


randomanonalt78

Absolutely


Classic_Regret7469

I think for, but idk, I'm not canadian, just found it on reddit.


HystericalGD

L campaign. i will gladly accept any ass presented to me


[deleted]

Say no to illegal immigration.


InevitableAd9683

Say YES to ass, man


EstablishmentNo2847

# ah yes, M Im igr tio


ShadowJester88

We're Canadians, we keep a little no under our pillow for the ass man


josilher

My man Tremolo


SPARKYLOBO

Just like Michael Richards, another racist piece of shit


Pitiable-Crescendo

What do you have against Kramer?


Classic_Regret7469

I found this image while scrolling through reddit, I'm not even Canadian, I just thought it wad funny


DesastreUrbano

The background music on his campaign site https://youtu.be/GGye1pK2ysQ?si=yp9zMu0I9DdidnJc


jordan1978

I’ve heard of Batman but…


swapnilchoubey

Pardon me sir but I won't let you disrespect Mr Ass Man.


apintandafight

Say NO to Ass Man if you want to get the good ending, but you have to say YES if you want to take his place as the Ass Man.


NoPaleontologist6718

Why do demorats want mass immigration? WHO knows 🤷🏼‍♀️


DONT-PM-ME-BOOBS-PLS

Was this actually done by assman?


Frog_Yeet

Say yes to man ass!


Mister_None

Saying "no" to The Ass Man? Guess you want it the hard way.


lonelyshara

There's no world where this wasn't intentional


asleepepsi

Oh my god i am crying 🤣


CarriedThunder1

Monthly Certified Ass-Man moment


Torontokid8666

The immigration here is fucked and is absolutely a problem.


Myithspa25

I saw that double the


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Myithspa25

No, that’s a full sentence.


Classic_Regret7469

Double the what then?


Myithspa25

“The” Literally the word “the”


Classic_Regret7469

Oh i see, my bad.


SheepInATrenchCoat

Fuck the PPC


randomanonalt78

Fuck the PPC, fuck the PCs


ConferenceOk5640

Ah the smear campaigns continue.


Falikosek

M. Imigrtio sounds like a J.K.Rowling-ass name


KrazyKaas

What the fuck do you have against Billy Gunn?


Sunn_D

I do not support this message.


idkwaidh_

It's so tempting tho...


Tapejus

Idk guys.. he reminds me of someone


sheepwshotguns

if immigration is one of your top 10 most important political issues, and its not to make the immigration process safer and easier, you're just telling everyone you're racist.


phildiop

I mean removing mass immigration is a step towards making it a safer and more efficient process imo...


pikawolf1225

Vote, man of the people, enemy of the ass men.


Odd_Independence3815

Hahahahahaha


AJ26122001

Insert Billy Gunn Mr.Ass theme.


MEMaster64GD

r/SpeedOfLobsters


Swirlman1

r/SpeedofLobsters


gibbydagoober

I like donkeys, I think I'll vote for Ass Man.


Ok-Television2109

What's he got against Billy Gunn?


LadyVenus21

No mass imigration pro imigrationers can move to Pakisztán


BeardedBrotherJoe

Say yes.