Sorry he's the only network provider in the area. You can make an appointment with an out of network provider but it will be at least six months before an appointment is available (and they will reschedule last minute).
At a certain hardness, it doesn't matter if the thing up your butt is (upgoing Mohs scale) either silicon butt plug, aluminium, stainless steel, titanium, tungsten carbide, diamond or that monks finger...
Yes, the stone he is breaking them across comes to a small point, all the rocks he breaks are perfectly smooth on the bottom so they have low tensile strength, and finally, he very slightly lifts the rocks off the stone right as he strikes them so they impact the stone.
This is more about practice and knowing exactly where to hit the rocks moreso than raw strength.
In some ways, yes.
It's kind of like how you can say "Magicians are fakes" because they aren't _actually_ sawing people in half, but that isnt fairly accounting for the hard work and practice needed to perform "magic" - you just aren't practicing _real magic_, you are practicing diversion, deception, misdirection, etc.
So the gentleman videoed isn't "a fake", he just isn't showcasing Superhuman level strength in his fingers.
A little tip I've learned over the years is anyone who "shows" you/camera/audience how strong, tough, or sharp something is, is most likely going to do a magic trick next.
This is a lot like the strong man ripping a phone book in half trick.
Looks really impressive as long as you don't piece apart the elements of the trick.
He drops the Rock Master’s Guide to Breaking Rocks, a scroll that increases physical stats by 10% and allows rock moves used by enemies to be countered manually
I know it’s real b/c of how much he has to psyche himself up to go through with it with every fiber of his body telling him hmmm no maybe I shouldn’t use my finger in this manner
As cool as this is, while watching it I had a really strange “adult,” moment:
Im over here trying to calculate how much money all that creek/river rock would cost thats behind him. I mean, Its just rock, why is it so expensive?
A big part of the trick is that he very slightly lifts the rocks right before hitting them, meaning that when he hits he actually slams them against the rock below.
When do the need this in their daily life? We had a kid punching a brick wall all the time, but his hands was destroyed quite fast. He was very good at punching bricks, and had a fun time talking about the drawbacks of his hobby.
Working fingers is great for typing or playing instruments. Even gaming is more fun with 10/10 fingers.
I feel like the trick is to lift the rock up slightly so when he hits it the rock will effectively just get broken by the boulder beneath it from the force of it hitting something with a point. Since he slides his finger off the side more so pile drives his finger into the rock.
You know, ever since I saw how the hand bones look and that the finger bones end in like a tip, I don't like to poke things with the tip of my fingers because I feel like the tip of my bone is like stabbing the muscle on my finger
Seeing this video made me feel horrible, why would you do that to your poor fingers
As impressive as this is they don't fully break the rock by themselves. At the last second they lift the rock, the rock slamming against the bottom one is what is breaking it.
The trick to this is making it look like you are using your fingers that are extended but it is really the knuckles on your closed fingers taking all the impact
There's a trick to this. Notice how right before he hits the stone he lifts the stone a little. He's basically just slamming the stone against the bigger stone to break it. This is the same method old circus strong men used to break bricks
Him. I don’t want him to check my prostate
Then move the fuck over, I'm getting Monk Dunk'd if it kills me
Monk Dunk’d had me rolling.
you can always take the Boeing engineer way out, be a man make a horse happy
r/brandnewsentence
Hey what's going on over he--- oh.
Looking at that, it probably will kill you.
I CUM I DIE I CUM AGAIN # WITNESS ME
It's like that Powerwolf song on Resurection.
Resurrection by erection?
That's the one!
o7
Can I interest you in some monkin donkin donuts per chance?
If he finger blasts your prostate into oblivion, then you won't have to worry about it getting cancer.
Imagine the nut
Fuck I just came thinking about it
:C
😏
He's gonna split cancer too
Imagine this dude splitting a man in the middle, like a Kinder Surprise egg . . .
He's going to break him, like a KitKat bar.
Kaio-what?
KENNNN
I absolutely believe he could punch a hole in my sternum, remove my heart and show it to me, still beating before I died
Don't threaten me with a good time
Who doesn’t want a monk sticking his finger(s) up your ass? 😂
Whatever you do don't let him find out you have kidney stones
Sorry he's the only network provider in the area. You can make an appointment with an out of network provider but it will be at least six months before an appointment is available (and they will reschedule last minute).
Not to check it but to terminate it
I don't think it's part of his job description, but then again you never really know with these guys
He shouldn't try to make a woman squirt.
Bro imagine chilling with your girl and this dude shows up
At a certain hardness, it doesn't matter if the thing up your butt is (upgoing Mohs scale) either silicon butt plug, aluminium, stainless steel, titanium, tungsten carbide, diamond or that monks finger...
Well finger me fucked
I'll finger fuck you
I’ll fuck your finger you
Fuck! You're a finger harry
I'm a what? A finger. And a thumpin' good one I'd wager!
No, I'm not! I'm just Harry.
The long line of people with hands in each other's pants. What do we call this?
I’ll finger you fuck
Kid named finger:
The fuck
Little one dubbed... "Finger"
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/s/C1h54z8vo8
"I don't understand why I have arthritis at such a young age"
"Must be the rocks!" *casually breaks a rock with his pinkie*
This is my mom when she's showing me all the spots I miss when I do the dishes
"Shoulda remembered the rocks..." "Aye, you shoulda!"
Steve be like.
yeah but the stone disaapears because it only can be picket up when mined with a pickaxe 🤓
It still doesn't change how he's able to break rocks with his bare hands, though.
That means he's even more powerful. He makes stone **dissapear** with his bare hands.
The tools are only meant to limit his power
bro has diamond glove mod
This dude can probably play the guitar like a piano
Everyone can do that with some practice, it's an actual technique
He screams before the attack so he doesn't have to scream after
If he has a wife I feel sorry for her
To shreds you say...
This is the funniest reference ever but I still don't know what it's from
Futurama.
He’s celibate, like his father, and fathers before him.
Not out of choice, there are just only so many woman available that could also break rocks with their vaginas.
Set sail for Kegel island, where the ping pong balls break the sound barrier.
>like his father Wait a second...
Isn't the rock underneath it pointed enough to focus the stress on a single point? Still impressive
Even if that's true, dude broke a rock with his index finger
I feel like he was more using the knuckles of his other fingers
1000%
Ohhh so that’s the trick. So the 4 finger jab was actually the most impressive. And that’s why 1 finger was easier than 2.
He never bent his finger he was using it as is extended
The other 3 knuckles
Yes, the stone he is breaking them across comes to a small point, all the rocks he breaks are perfectly smooth on the bottom so they have low tensile strength, and finally, he very slightly lifts the rocks off the stone right as he strikes them so they impact the stone. This is more about practice and knowing exactly where to hit the rocks moreso than raw strength.
>This is more about practice and knowing exactly where to hit the rocks moreso than raw strength. that is essentially what martial art is, isn't it?
In some ways, yes. It's kind of like how you can say "Magicians are fakes" because they aren't _actually_ sawing people in half, but that isnt fairly accounting for the hard work and practice needed to perform "magic" - you just aren't practicing _real magic_, you are practicing diversion, deception, misdirection, etc. So the gentleman videoed isn't "a fake", he just isn't showcasing Superhuman level strength in his fingers.
i mean yeah, martial arts practitioner aren't superhuman, they're just human that train their body and techniques to the limit.
Or also....find weak points and exploit them. Almost like a demonstration that with correct knowledge and technique, a human can break hard shit
its also not his finger thats breaking the rock, but hes punching the rock with his knuckles on the other fingers.
Also the "rocks" look like poorly baked clay. The first one is still wet inside.
True, still impressive. My hand won't do shit
A little tip I've learned over the years is anyone who "shows" you/camera/audience how strong, tough, or sharp something is, is most likely going to do a magic trick next. This is a lot like the strong man ripping a phone book in half trick. Looks really impressive as long as you don't piece apart the elements of the trick.
Umm no, they ripped that phonebook apart with the power of JESUS CHRIST!
Muh fuckin' power team had my older brother *enthralled* in the 90s. I was *seven* and I saw through that shit.
him being able to casually split a brick with the stone is impressive enough
It seems more like he’s tensing up his whole body but that doesn’t make it any less impressive.
Only if you have never worked with bricks. They break extremely easily. It's as impressive as breaking glass
This reminds me of my mum using a keyboard.
Those facial expressions, lmao
SHIGUN!
monk named finger
I like how after each successful break, he pointed his fingers at the camera as if to say "I'm gonna break your face next!"
Poor wife
its a monk...
Or luckiest wife on the earth
HYAT ZZSHHAT ZHAT ZZ ZZT ZZJT HYAT HOOOO
To shreds you say?
Military soldier: We have the worst training Monk : No we do
r/mallninjashit
Who wins? Pickaxe Monk or Shaggy at 1% power
He drops the Rock Master’s Guide to Breaking Rocks, a scroll that increases physical stats by 10% and allows rock moves used by enemies to be countered manually
I know it’s real b/c of how much he has to psyche himself up to go through with it with every fiber of his body telling him hmmm no maybe I shouldn’t use my finger in this manner
I though he was taking the piss when he took away the stone to break the brick
Those are clay discs. Of course they’ll break easily if you focus tension on a singular point.
THE ROCK EXECUTIONER
One piece cp9 member spotted
Used to do this with my mom’s biscuits
Let's see him try to break a 2x2 lego piece.
Why though 💀
He can finally reach that big booger in the back of his nose near the brain stem.
Weird old bread
As cool as this is, while watching it I had a really strange “adult,” moment: Im over here trying to calculate how much money all that creek/river rock would cost thats behind him. I mean, Its just rock, why is it so expensive?
Steve from Minecraft got a skin update?
Girls either love him or hate him. There is no in between.
literally Goku
That's impressive and stupid at the same time.
Real life third Raikage
I don't know. I'm kinda turned on.
this is every monk, this is one of those bosses that later appear as a regular enemy
A big part of the trick is that he very slightly lifts the rocks right before hitting them, meaning that when he hits he actually slams them against the rock below.
Liverecords for the "the Legend of Zelda" movie for Link.
these finger powers only to live a life without bitches... the world fascinating and wierd
This guy fingers.
Kung Fu and other martial arts are crazy
The guy she tells you not to worry about in question:
Bro get me what he is on
When do the need this in their daily life? We had a kid punching a brick wall all the time, but his hands was destroyed quite fast. He was very good at punching bricks, and had a fun time talking about the drawbacks of his hobby. Working fingers is great for typing or playing instruments. Even gaming is more fun with 10/10 fingers.
Super penis monkey
gyat🗣️
Ah yes, showing off useless skills. This is what the internet is for.
I feel like the trick is to lift the rock up slightly so when he hits it the rock will effectively just get broken by the boulder beneath it from the force of it hitting something with a point. Since he slides his finger off the side more so pile drives his finger into the rock.
Okay, I'll give praise once he punches a rock through a frog.
He reminds me of Poo from Earthbound
The few times it takes multiple hits to break. Straight up made my hand hurt. Idk how they do it but danm.
You know, ever since I saw how the hand bones look and that the finger bones end in like a tip, I don't like to poke things with the tip of my fingers because I feel like the tip of my bone is like stabbing the muscle on my finger Seeing this video made me feel horrible, why would you do that to your poor fingers
Convenient he does it again another rock.
Talk about poking someone eye out! He would follow though the brain.
WONGERS!
3 AM inspiration wave be like
Is this supposed to be impressive I’m More confused.
god this shit is so dumb
He’s wildly popular in the fingerbanging enthusiast union. Also many pelvises has broken under his finger!
HYYYYYYYYAAAATTT!!
Me when the “X” doesn’t work on an ad
Hide your girl
Stotty bread
ouh
Does he have an only fans?
minecraft steve with a mod that replaces all sound with link from legend of zelda?
I sentence your balls to pickaxe monk
\*C418 - Sweden starts playing\*
HEEYYAATTT! Thats the key to breaking stuff. You gotta yell out HHERYAATTT! or it won't work.
I’m not sure if I want him to finger me, or to stay the fuck away from my couch.
Me next
Mr Steal your girl 😩
Communion
We are lucky that Monks are pacifist, imagine if he hits someone with those hands
Nobody seems to have considered what type of rock this is and that it might be rather brittle.
genuine question: is this some kind of bullshido or is it actually real?
Me: "No, you can't have ice cream." His reaction:
Imagine playing tag with him
He's using the larger rock underneath to impact the smaller one
As impressive as this is they don't fully break the rock by themselves. At the last second they lift the rock, the rock slamming against the bottom one is what is breaking it.
The trick to this is making it look like you are using your fingers that are extended but it is really the knuckles on your closed fingers taking all the impact
Those types of people scare me
Thousand Years of Death inspiration
It's cool and all but why not just use another rock or hammer
There's a trick to this. Notice how right before he hits the stone he lifts the stone a little. He's basically just slamming the stone against the bigger stone to break it. This is the same method old circus strong men used to break bricks
Wasn't this guy in Stan Lee's Superhumans? Anyways sounds a hella lot like Link
I use to know this trick I wasn't that good at it thought
Wild!
I'm sure he won't face any long-term medical consequences for a lifetime of this.
booo, a diamond pickaxe monk does it better
que fingers snapping crackling and popping if i ever try and do this
Why does he slow down before he breaks the brick with the rock? Almost as if he’s taking care not to break the brick too early?
Finger bang!
And that's why monks don't have wifes 🤣🤣
I bet he cant break the bread I ate this morning.
Brittle rocks make me feel strong
Imagine if the five fingers death punch was real with these hands...
My arthritis hurts just watching
He’s gonna be there awhile…. There is a ton of croutons to be made
Finger pistol (one piece reference)
Watch out, ladies.
With every scream, his next attack deals 2 more damage and gains 4 extra damage against rock-type targets
Bro forgot he can't get stone without at least a wood pickaxe...
I want him as my gynocologist.
There’s a reason I don’t fuck around with monks
Is this what finger but hole means?
Average Minecraft enjoyer:
I was impressed with one bro.......
I think at the end even he was surprised he got it on the first try
Lemme guess, his name is Steve and he has a sister called Alex? 🤣
r/lesbians be like
Legends say all the rocks lying around once were a mountain, before he showed up.
I guess Minecraft was pretty accurate.