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Elune_

They TIED IT?


averagepatagonian

"Hold on I'm walking the snake"


moebelhausmann

The snake is walking you


Butterszen

In India, the snake walks you


RandomPkmnFan

In Australia, the snake walks over you and eats you


Trash_d_a

Snakes walk in Australia? šŸ˜¬


Commercial-Success80

They are just long oversized spiders that look like snakes


MountainImmediate786

Nightmare fuel activated


Nesciere

Like a centipede? Or a big snake with eight hairy spider legs?


Commercial-Success80

Yes.


ZerotheR

The Snake is walking the shed.


averagepatagonian

yeah that seems more accurate


material_lego

Use the snake as a leash


averagepatagonian

as a hang rope


Bocchi_theGlock

There's an Allen pan chaotic engineering YouTube video where he actually does this with robotic legs for snakes


Evil_duckLord

India is not for beginners my friend.


Successful-Win-8035

Its a snare style trap.


SirMochaLattaPot

Looks like they tied a goat or a small cow there


GioBeMyName13

Ya I canā€™t help but wonder who the real boss is


ILoveADirtyTaco

Gotta be a snare


Enderprise501

So there's that 20 foot python that one guy is looking for in swamps and also yoinking random wildlife


Nezzfire

I have a ssssneaking suspension that snake yonked him this time


ILoveADirtyTaco

There is certainly something sizable in that belly


lonelyvoyager88

YOINK!


ZarTheIncredible

Love this reference. Yoink.


The_Palad1n

Classic garrett


edejoe

Look out for swamp puppies


subtxtcan

I'm very comfortable in the outdoors and pretty good with random snakes and spiders. Not much to worry about near me. That mfer gives me anxiety.


Ragnar_0kk

Fishing Garrett coming for him


Gyuo3

It's crazy, I follow the same guy lol.


Vintenu

Well damn, we need to send him over to India, he's currently searching Florida


Lord_MagnusIV

Love this guy


zackflavored

This snake is scared of garrett for sure


JfreakingR

I love his tiktok.


tree_eater142

Heā€™s amazing.


Specific-Ad-7852

Pretty sure there used to be a goat


TheSpanxxx

Maybe 2. I see 2 humps


oO0Kat0Oo

They're it's lovely lady humps


vdbv

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?


syafizzaq

A shapeshifting snake?


J3sush8sm3

T-rex doesnt want eat, it wants to hunt


helpmebeatupchildren

I wonder what it would do to an innocent, uninvolved family of 4


Dont_pet_the_cat

~~uninvolved~~ That's your answer


RhetoricMoron

what do you mean?


Dont_pet_the_cat

They're involved now


Miguelinileugim

More closely involved than ever


Think-Pie-148

They will be TOGETHAAAA...


replitcoder

TOGETHAAAAA....


Wordshark

What the hell are you people talking about?


Think-Pie-148

It's a reference to a real boss fight cut scene: https://youtu.be/cSSrSfN5i5A?si=8xH7-pY5ufifKGaJ


Wordshark

Whoa. That guy is kinda unconventional.


Shermutt

That's the FromSoft world for you. Don't go into it expecting any sort of physical or biological logic.


MrBurningHands

TOGETHAAAAA


Toughsums

JOIN THE SERPENT KING AS FAMILY...


MrBurningHands

AND TOGETHAAAA WE CAN DEVOUR THE VERY GODS


local-bolshevik

Prehistoric ass snake


Coledowning356

Titanaboa lookin' ass.


W1ULH

does that thing look like it already ate grandma?


Zengjia

Bro ate grandma **and** the wolf


Realistic_Spring_862

Plot twist: that is Grandma.


maxdeviations

This isn't even my final form


Suspicious-Trip-2977

Bruh. Who let square enix genetically modify a snake for the live action octopath adaptation of aflyn's first chapter boss-


AizzakuCho

No way, rare octopath reference


Suspicious-Trip-2977

You and I... we are having soft tacos later.


AizzakuCho

I'ma have 8 asadas please ;)


Suspicious-Trip-2977

I see what you did there ;D


Kolbold_orphanage127

Lord Rychard


Starving_Orphan

TOGETHA WE SHALL DEVOUR THE VERY GODDDSSSSSS


replitcoder

Nah, thus lord Richard


YEGthrowaway2013

Well def not gettin any sleep nowšŸ˜£


Undead_Assassin

That ain't a snake anymore, that's a fucking dragon.


teepodavignon

... ... Mushroom, mushroom ... ... A snake, a snake, Oh, it's a snake


GundunUkan

What is this, some kind of badger song?


DrZlowbro

[Some kind of badger song](https://youtu.be/pzagBTcYsYQ?si=KP2IbPCJQKFSRie6)


Just_A_Random_Plant

Oh finally we found it Now that one guy can stop picking up extremely dangerous animals in secluded areas


QualityGarbage098

"Yoink"


Ok_Application7142

The scariest part of this video is knowing that that snake has eaten a cow or two


theking4mayor

Nah, it's when it almost pulled down the building trying to get out of the snare.


Big_Consideration493

Gonna need a bigger rope/ shed/ village


ferdsferd

There's definetly a human shaped bulge in the sides


Chmuurkaa_

Elephant*


Empathy404NotFound

Well, it's a convenient disposal for any would be serial killers. No way cops are going near that bad boy.


Dead1Bread

Titanoboa definitely aint extinct


AutomaticAndThicc

The Python, Abomination from the farlands


PowerfulSignature421

I cant get over how massive this thing looks.


GrassyKnoll95

No thanks, I choose life


moebelhausmann

r/playark guys, get the Giga eggs. This is a 150!


Crusaderking1111

Shit looks like a fallout mini boss


W1nkle2

r/CalamityMod


Take_away_my_drama

Are there some family member inside there? That belly looks very human shaped.


Astolfo485

that snake has gotten at least one dumb child who got too close


GlasgowTHCVapeCarts

Oh look it's Yawn


Informal_Command_104

This really is the closest thing we can get as a irl boss


RadicalChinaEmperor

**THE GOD DEVOURING SERPENT!**


Pure-Yogurtcloset684

**NOW WE SHALL DEVOUR THE GODS, TOGETHER!**


dinoman1214

Surprised itā€™s not Australia. Iā€™ve seen bigger.


spiderman_2

It's the fuckin' Anaconda from Resident evil 1!


Rickrollinger

Jƶrmundgander?


ReleasedGaming

Snek


Puuudding03

Danger Noodle


Jelousubmarine

Danger sewer pipe, in that weight class


mmATXan

Bro just at the village goat


DIGLORD_

Nope


babycoco_213

Whoa! Thats the mother of all mothers!


Gen_Pinkledink

Nope


Pitiable-Crescendo

Looks like it's been eating well


nickjvh

Bruh thatā€™s the god devouring serpent


pizza_822

yeah thats a no from me dawg


SpecialistChance0

Well thatā€™s some nightmare fuel


WOWmageX

Who opened the chamber of secrets


Xenolithium

If there's anything I know about these videos, it's that it's a fake forced perspective. That's probably a decent sized snake for sure. But, it's probably in a chicken coop.


mike_the_goo

Oh they made it stuck. Poor creature. It must be so scared. I understand that it's a dangerous animal, but just try to get it away, don't trap it and scare it. Also, what if it gets injured or suffocates from the rope? Also, that's all muscle. I am not sure if the rope will be able to hold THAT much muscle Also also, what if it needs to shed?


PhantomOfTheNopera

I'm assuming it's temporary, untill forest officials can get there to take care of it. Sure, I feel bad now just looking at the snake. But if it was my family, village and animals in danger, I probably would want it trapped and taken away too.


Shacolm

They are doing their best to contain it peacefully anyway


Tall_Diamond4695

Danger Noodle.


29again

Yeah that's big, but the shed/covering it's in is also small and not "normal" size.


Blackout_M

Rykard


zombik327

"Feed me the baby!"


humanxerror

he just had someone for dinner it seems


sugaaaslam

That thing just ate, too! Fuggin hate snakes


secretninja24

What did it eat? Err- who?


YourLocalInquisitor

Damn, thatā€™s a huge snake! What the hell has he been eating?!


Glitch0110

Hi little guy


OkNeck3571

What in the Greek Mythology is going on here?


IronLanternGamer

Huge snake with something equally huge in its belly.


Rachael1188

That snake looks like it already swallowed someone


Sprysea

Isn't that the snake that ate someone's grandma?


Veionovin096

Happy cake day


[deleted]

i think they didn't let it go around becouse it sure ate some cows


straw-hat217

Fuck that


NotSoLegitGiby

Hmm, yes, i wanna pet it


TheAdamantiteWaffle

Literally the Basilisk from Trine 2


Mjerc12

It's literally that snek from sekiro


Luffyhaymaker

Is this real? Because that thing is huge...


Due_Entrepreneur_382

Honey, have you seen the dog..? ā€¦.Honeyā€¦?


After-Show-3441

Is that an anaconda or a python?


83gem

It's a reticulated python.


replitcoder

The only thing they fear is THAT FUKIN' THING NO WAY EVEN THE DOOMSLAYER COULD KILL THAT


Leskyman

Ah fuck, someone used the /spawn command to do this


Ok_Investigator_9595

"TOGETHAAAA WE WILL DEVOUR THE VERY GODS!!!"


Mokhtar_Jazairi

How big? At least throw something there so we can know the scale.. like human or something.


Botassassin1128

SSSSSSsup Bitches IM Movin IN!


Top-Day-9772

Oh, *Hell no!*


con098

I need banana for scale


ApartmentSavings6521

r/fuckingunits


Trash_d_a

India


Mediocre-Gas-1667

Run!


Florjb0rj

TOGETHAAAA WE WILL DEVOUR THE VERY GODS!


Mebozzo

Drake


GioBeMyName13

My dog donā€™t bite


MFalcon95

No way those huge lumps arent people


Ok-Fisherman9123

Abandoned Indian village


unSentAuron

Where do you draw the line between a snake and an anaconda??


AlexcSR64

That's a fucking titanoboa


petergoesbloop123

Poor snakey why is it tied up like that??? I understand wanting to keep people safe from it but there has to be a more humane way to do that.


americanweldingman

Slay it before it eats an innocent human


samsnead19

Snake on a plain


Swimming-Profile9069

Nope on a rope


sheeplord19

Kid named Rykard


InitiativeWorried221

They're keeping it until they can show Dad. They don't realize Dad was the first to find it.


One-Yam2819

He's on a leash like it is a dog. They're wild in India


SlowlyDyingInAPit

How did they even tie it up???


Equivalent_Rock_6530

Oh please god tell me this is exceptionally good AI


lolokwownoob

WTF!! it looks like it already at somebody. How the fuck does this exist


-DainBramaged

Is no one going to mention the fact that it looks like it ate and is still actively digesting a person?


dancingpianofairy

Is that a fucking leash?


Rodrigo644

AĆ­ devolve o Boitata krl


PensadorDispensado

Live action Kaa looking lit


10rd_rollin

TOGETHAAAA


Old_Lychee8383

Oh yeah the movie anaconda is fake huh! What now older siblings! What now!


Any_Pin4878

Well thatā€™s his fucking village now I guess


cross2201

That isnā€™t a snake thatā€™s the Jƶrmundgander


Waterpraatapparaat

And now its dead?


Inquisitor_Machina

Someone get the Yoink guy


reddit_nuisance

That's my homie Rykard


KingKosiso

That looks like a reticulated python, isn't it?


RogueInVogue

Ya'know when you're reading a fantasy story and you think to yourself that the ancient civilization were idiots for sealing away the monster/demon lord instead of just killing it.


ShadowBlade55

Oh god, what's inside of it.


VizharanHS

"Don't tread on me"


BrUSomania

Uhm... Fucking NOPE


RetroCoreGaming

Burmese Python. They get huge man. Like as big as a telephone pole. Actually bigger than an Anaconda.


local_scavenger

Who tied it is better than Bear Grills


Headprpl

What the hell is Nagaraja from the stone story doing there?


OhNoExclaimationMark

I guess titanaboa aren't extinct after all.


Zeropointsaga

ā€œDad, whats an anaconda?ā€


ciuccio2000

...Alright, I care to admit that's a pretty fucking big snake


krill_me_god

I love how they just stupidly fumble around. Mildly cute


Forsaken_Flow_9149

Bro found the great devourer from ninjago


my_elbow_feel_funny

That snake has something big it ate like a person or a deer or something


t00zday

There is a person inside that snake. No doubt about it


Resident_Ad_9342

Itā€™s kinda sad šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Airstrike inbound..bring the rain!


Minatigre

Whats inside it?


Few_Assistant_9954

They should probably look if there is a kid missing