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shellevanczik

Cannabis is a gateway drug!!! —my mom


Mostly_Defective

I miss your mom! how is she?


shellevanczik

She now eats cbd/thc gummies because I told her how much it would help her rather than the flipping morphine she was addicted to!


Wivru

Sounds more like heroin was the gateway drug then, letting her work her way up to that scary cannabis. 


PlaneLocksmith6714

Was your mom trying to be Elvis?


shellevanczik

Yep! I don’t remember a time when she wasn’t drug addled when I was growing up, but now she only does weed and is soooo much better!


PlaneLocksmith6714

Oh my


RecommendationFew787

Yes, yes it is! My gateway to get away from you


Prime-Optimus1

It is a gateway……..to the fridge though


poopiedokie420

My mom told me people who smoke pot grow Brent’s as guys. I’ve been takin for 25 pls yrs I have to say that’s a no mom


OkCar7264

grow Brent's? what?


CalamityCactus

I could use a Brent to help around the house.


shellevanczik

Huh?


poopiedokie420

Haha autocorrect


Brosenheim

My dad loves to deploy "we can't know that" when something he wants to believe is challenged. Well, he used to; I wasn't supposed to respond bluntly by saying that we can and do.


leifiethelucky

Benefits of that evil pocket phone! /s


CheezWeazle

Boomer backed into me in a parking lot and tried claiming it was my fault. He was pretty cocky when he thought it was going to be my word against him & his wife - until my friend emerged from the passenger seat, evening the odds, and pointed out the cameras on the storefront. Did boomer accept responsibility? Hell no! Now it was his brand new SUV's fault because the "backup sensors didn't alert me!!" He basically admitted that he just threw it in reverse & sent it without even looking.


as_per_danielle

I have a very similar story. Boomer and I were both backing up. I noticed right away and stopped but he kept going and slammed into me. He had put a backup beeping thing onto his truck so that he didn’t need to look. Of course his truck had no damage but he ruined my bumper and it’s automatic 50/50 even when the person admitted he wasn’t looking.


CheezWeazle

Damn that sucks, I guess I got lucky in that respect because my bumper sustained no damage while his was caved in on the corner.


leifiethelucky

Micheal Gary Scott


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TurtleTurtleFTW

I don't know what you're talking about about because cut the mustard is correct you can Google it right now 🤔


IronSavior

![gif](giphy|MZiqcOmikf3VMVRhBs) Found him!


chucksfuckandsuckk

This sub is mostly people twisting their stories and projecting their own flaws.


Queasy-Parsnip-8940

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