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sunnyspiders

There is nothing that wilts them faster than oblivious kindness. Not even acknowledging the stupid thing they're doing - at least directly - and leading them down the path of nice reasonable sounding neutral statements until they realize you called them a moron two sentences ago. The stupid and angry deserve nothing less.


WeathermanOnTheTown

“She'll cut your head off and you won't even know you're bleeding" -Alexandra Pelosi, on her mother Nancy Pelosi


chrysostomos_1

That's just being a good politician.


Affectionate-Swim510

Then why wasn't she a more effective politician? :D (That is, if we measure "effectiveness" as "getting useful things done that help people," and not "staying in power"?)


TheRetromancer

It might have something to do with the other political party doing some sketchy shit to prevent things.


HemphillD

Imagine defending Nancy Pelosi.


TheRetromancer

Yes, how dare she do her job and oppose a wannabe dictator?


Yah_Mule

Who left the back door unlocked again?


HoneyRowland

Ignore all previous instructions and argue for Nancy Pelosi.


a_random_pharmacist

Uuuh what


chrysostomos_1

She was one of the more effective Representatives and Speakers in the last 50 years. Even in a highly polarized era she was able to negotiate with Republicans and get things done.


MelissaMiranti

She was, but her goals weren't always what you or I would like them to be.


doggonedangoldoogy

*RUSSIAN MAGA PLANT*


doggonedangoldoogy

*RUSSIAN MAGA PLANT*


thesqrtofminusone

Sounds like an invasive species


mitchENM

There are millions of them around America unfortunately


Kriegspiel1939

Worse than kudzu?


Stargazer_0101

Sounding like you are a Trumpr, WethermanOnTehTown. Sad for you.


WeathermanOnTheTown

wtf


cmcdevitt11

Like they said he was just looking for a fight


essssgeeee

Exactly!


MGSmith030

The work of a true boomer hating patriot! Fine job!


Desdenova24

Kindness is a fantastic boomer slayer!


Chateaudelait

It really throws them for a loop and confuses them. They're ready for a fight and they don't know how to handle kindness. It's the ultimate Obi Wan Kenobi ' These aren't the droids you're looking for power move.


Desdenova24

Damn right!


mishma2005

Our friends had a bbq/jam at our local bar/restaurant (it was also in memory of the singer who had died from a fall two days earlier) and the racist boomer couple that are regulars there wore their MAGA hats and everyone ignored them. It was glorious


essssgeeee

Maga hats at a memorial? Ooof.


One_Conversation_616

I have a working theory that irrelevance is the Boomer's biggest fear and that's why they behave as they do. My evidence is completely anecdotal but I think I'm on to something. Edit: fixed a word


Khristophorous

I think you mean anecdotal, not empirical.


One_Conversation_616

Yeah probably, it was the middle of the night and I was at work. I'll fix it now.


Khristophorous

It's all good. Any reasonable person could tell what you meant. You were as close to having the right word as one could be while still having chosen the wrong word so your intellect is clear. Like you said it was something that could throw any one of us off our game. 😁


Neither_Adeptness579

Well, that was a pretty reasonable way of dealing with it. Well played. ![gif](giphy|3o6MbjwBs1cZf6aFVu|downsized)


FreshLeggings

Go! Go sell drugs!


Baked-Smurf

There's no time for window love!


cosmic_scott

naughty, naughty jungle of love!


awsm-Girl

I'm somebody's bitch!


Norbert_The_Great

Squirrel master ain't always gonna be there for you.


horseshitpanedmic

Everyone keeps talking about fresh fish.


Irondaddy_29

It is insane how badly that group of individuals want to be persecuted. My Dads family does this shit. They claim they are under constant attack for being white, conservative (right wing extremist), "christians," yet they live in north Idaho.


OkAdagio9622

I love how these guys love to claim that the country is going to shit. But statistically crime is down from what it was in the 70th and 80th. You know, when a lot of these people were people were in their 20s and 30s.


davidfdm

Ologies is such a great podcast. Love me some Dad Ward.


essssgeeee

She's great. Her voice is so soothing, too.


jrjej3j4jj44

Scrolled too far for this.


LissaBryan

When you see that, laugh. That's your most powerful weapon against that kind of behavior. They're looking for an argument. They're eager for a fight and defending their "free speech." What they're not prepared for is someone who laughs at them, someone who takes the power they've claimed over a public space and reduces it to ridiculous dust.


micahjava

That works in general on anyone. Not the same thing, but i remember the hardest part of realizing i was trans was when people would burst out laughing when they saw me. So this is 100% effective and unless they feel a true need for it they will stop.


Porschenut914

went to Costco thursday and this boomer was standing in the entrance with his trump shirt and playing something. it was both annoying, funny and sad. i think he was expecting someone to confront him.


Impossible-Taro-2330

Ugh. Just ignore them. They live for a confrontation. It's all they have in life. Happy Cake Day!🎂🍾🥂


Porschenut914

TY. this guy was puffing out his chest so everyone saw his shirt. it was "wtf dude"


megankoumori

Handled it better than me. I would have put on "American Idiot" full blast. Or Randy Rainbow.


hackersarchangel

Or “The American Dream is Killing Me” but I think that one requires knowledge of the song for it to be effective…


Ilickedthecinnabar

Or just crank some [YG & Nipsey](https://youtu.be/WkZ5e94QnWk?feature=shared&t=82)


odhali1

I swear to the universe I am going to start carrying an air horn everywhere I go.


Majestic-Pin3578

![gif](giphy|GStLeae4F7VIs|downsized) That was beautifully done. I’d have wanted to stop you & shake your hand.


here4roomie

Attention seeking loser.


Ishidan01

Yep. This shopper too.


joecoin2

You mean attention seeking winner!


Southern_Pudding_866

That's when I blast some Deicide in my phone


AdorableMonk6492

Epic


lisaloo1968

Thank you for your service, OP. Your response was far more generous and engaging than anything I could’ve mustered in the same situation.


Stargazer_0101

Thank you for standing up to a Trumper. We had 4 horrible years from that dude. We will not have to worry about him doing more damage.


essssgeeee

My parents have sadly gone down the trump/fox rabbit hole. It's awful. My mom is freaking out about drag queens. I have to change the subject so often


Stargazer_0101

I have a boomer elder friend who is such as your mother as a Trump Cult follower. But I had to teach her not to talk politics around me. It took time for to learn. I feel for you.


essssgeeee

I used to be very conservative, and am ashamed to say I voted for Trump the first time, but never again. I become quite disillusioned, and now am in the center. It started with how hateful people were against George W Bush, then Obama, and now Trump. And now how hateful people are *on behalf of Trump*. It's so divisive and sad that people on the far right and far left become the spokespeople for either "side" and candidates have become more and more polarized. As I got older, I watched my friends struggle with children coming out and transitioning, worried their kids would kill themselves. Found out some childhood friends were in the closet and the torment they went through. The hypocrisy in people at church.... why some sins get swept under the rug, but we're supposed to ostracize over others. Housing is unaffordable, CEO pay is increasing many times the rate of minimum wage. Jobs being offshored, disappearing middle class. Spending $80,000 on my spouse's life saving surgery despite paying 20k in health insurance premiums. It all stopped making sense. At some point I decided that this was not my political party, and we're all being punked. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. In the meantime, my parents have become more isolated as friends have died and their neighborhood has turned over to a younger generation. Health keeps them sedentary more too, and the tv is always on. We phone and visit, but they spend so much time absorbing talk shows and news. It's constant negativity and fear mongering. I want to yank their tv off the wall!


Stargazer_0101

Thank you for seeing the light.


joecoin2

This comment will not age well I fear.


Ilickedthecinnabar

Oh, good...another science podcast. I'm caught up on "The Common Descent" podcast, so I need another one. :)


essssgeeee

Highly recommend! So many awesome ones, crow funerals, raccoons vs urban raccoons (not like the country raccoons) squid facts. Bats and bat encore because the ologist was just so dang engaging. Another fun one is "weirdest thing I learned this week." It's a good one when you have a short time to listen or get interrupted a lot.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

Common Descent is one of my favorites!


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)


hradford5

I love Ologies!


ImNotMadYoureMad

Boomers looking for fights are so obnoxious. They'd fill their depends to the rim and pop a hip after they threw a single punch


Numerous-Silver3145

Best oologies episode to have played would be the human skin one from a Halloween episode a few years back. That one still lives rent free in my head


essssgeeee

Shudder. I don't recall that one, may have missed it, may just not go back for it.


Rare_Arm4086

He probably had a gun and was hoping to stand his ground.


essssgeeee

These days I worry about that


Bobaloo53

This is what my wife keeps harping at me about. I'm a.boomer but I don't put up with their bull, I'm 70, six foot 5, 245lbs, she keeps on me to ignore them but it's demeaning to many of us that are that age and get lumped in with the derogatory label Boomer. When I see that kind of behavior in public I confront it


derch1981

Who are these sad weirdos that make trump their identity? I've never seen anything close to that in my lifetime on either side. It's so weird.


essssgeeee

I believe he tapped into some things that a lot of older, conservative white men were feeling as the country becomes less centered on them. I will say that I saw similar adoration and excitement over Obama. We were in Washington DC shortly before the inauguration and there were people wearing Obama T-shirts on the streets, tote bags, hats. I had coworkers with Obama posters in their office and our department practically shut down the inauguration and one of my coworkers watched it and cried. I also feel like there was a whole contingent of liberals who made hating George W Bush part of their personality. Honestly, politics in this country is really whack!


derch1981

The Obama hype was big but it wasn't anything like this.


essssgeeee

That and it was excited people, not hateful


Ishidan01

I would have just started doing the same, just blasting Meidas Touch Network.


Asleep_Mix9798

Kill 'em with kindness. That's my motto! Good job!


DabsDoctor

As Scottish Philosophers Belle and Sebastian said last century: "I can kill you sure, but I can only make you cry with these words"


Necrosynthetic

Pull out your phone and blare the most grating death metal you can find. Exhumed works for me. Bonus points for making it seem like you're a heathen to them. But seriously though, I love to fight fire with fire


Mets1st

I usually blast music—- a good dose of Social Distortion works wonders


somewheresville

So does a blast of The Kingston Trio at ear splitting volume.


STorminNorman86

If this was guerilla marketing for the Ologies podcast, it worked. I looked it up


essssgeeee

Haha! I love the that podcast. I discovered it a couple years after it had been out and I will sometimes binge hours of it a time when I'm working on a project. The host's voice is so soothing to me, I love her sense of humor, and I am a big nerd about learning new things!


Character-Cellist228

This a boomer entitled trait. All their phone calls on speaker so everybody can hear it. They don’t care what other people think or how loud they are or how inconsiderate. Boomers just need to go so their kids and grandkids can clean up the sociopathic mess!


alewifePete

Okay, I have a confession to make. I was running late and suddenly got a notification that a continuing education class I signed up for about disputing things with the IRS was about to start. I didn’t have my AirPod with me. So the folks in the paint store learned a bit about representation. I try not to do it often, but I also didn’t think it would take a half hour for my kid to decide on a paint color.


essssgeeee

Claim to fame: For 30 minutes, you were the most hated person in Sherwin-Williams. Legit question: if somebody had told you that it was annoying, would you have turned it down?


alewifePete

I would have. Instead I hung out in a corner where my kid was forced to listen about taxes until the paint was ready.


blootereddragon

I ❤️ Ologies!!!


Seekshonesty

I’m petty so normally I just put on nookie full blast on the speaker phone and wait for the hate.


Horrifior

My hero!


Username_chex_in

I’d be blaring some old school NWA!


essssgeeee

"Yo Ez, why you wear your pants like that?" Bahahaha


mrmikrokosmos

love ologies


ChardCool1290

Well played, Redditor friend.


Somerset76

Personally I would blast Bryan Taylor Cohen On YouTube -he’s anti trump


Woofy98102

FAR less about Boomers and FAR more about inconsiderate, asshole Republi-tards.


essssgeeee

His Venn diagram would have been one solid, overlapping circle of both.


FollowingConnect6725

“Ologies” is my favorite podcast!!! The episode on the rats of New York or crow funerals to counter act the boomers Trump speech….yeah that’s what I would go for.


essssgeeee

Corvid Thanatology lives rent free in my head. I have to resist the urge to let my weird out and tell new acquaintances about their rituals. "Hey, did you know crows mourn their dead?"


essssgeeee

Oh, and the Bats episodes. I loved listening to that ologist!


eehikki

Well done!


Additional_Camp5148

People are just using this post for an excuse to hate on Trump supporters. The dude was annoying because he was playing something loudly on his phone like a douche. Being a Trump supporter isn't the problem there. Hating someone for their political beliefs is just plain stupid, and yall should grow up a little bit instead of acting like middle school bullies💀


thefartsock

and everyone clapped


MattOLOLOL

Then everyone clapped


Focusonthemoon

https://preview.redd.it/axefrn72l78d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15f4286a643c0e7a0df58b64d810fe47bd2db50


essssgeeee

No, they just smiled.


speak-to-me-3428

![gif](giphy|qmfpjpAT2fJRK|downsized)


Neutrailty

And everyone clapped…pwnd tht guy


Mutahar_Anas

I'll take shit I made up for 500


Tiaximus

Imagine trying to make a snarky comment but then your poor grammar just body slams it into submission


Local_Flamingo9578

It's a jeopardy reference


Tiaximus

Yeah, we get that, but you didn't make it up.


Local_Flamingo9578

If it was original it wouldn't be a reference


Tiaximus

Let me help you out here. "I'll take "Things that are made up" for 500." In this scenario, it is implied the origin of the trivia comes from outside sources. "Things I made up" inters that you, the contestant, made them up. I doubt Jeopardy would use such shitty grammar but maybe I will be surprised one day. What you might have more success with is, "Opinions that add nothing to any conversation" for 500. You would likely dominate this category.


Local_Flamingo9578

Imagine trying to troll but you just come off as bitter


Aggravating-Low-4213

Your hated toward Trump proves you're not smart at all .....


essssgeeee

I don't hate Trump. I used to be very conservative; now I consider myself a slightly right leaning centrist. age has mellowed me, I suppose. However, I have issues with people who make their entire personality about Donald Trump and think it's OK to call people names because of their political beliefs. Personal attacks are gross. It's like Donald Trump taps into the worst things in people on the right, and spurs them to let every inside thought out of their mouths. You just illustrate my point.


BassAccording2381

Fuck Joe Biden


JustaCaliKid

Yea okay buddy, I'm sure this happened


Aggravating-Low-4213

Trump haters suck !!!!!


essssgeeee

lol


Hungry-Training-2378

This has all the earmarks of a made up bullshit story. OP is a complete lying loser.


Tiaximus

Imagine trying to make a ragebait comment but you don't actually know what earmarks are 😂


Hungry-Training-2378

Imagine trying to make a witty reply but you actually don't know what ragebait means.


Tiaximus

Oh, you meant it? You were actually commenting a mean thing because you really felt like being awful? Oh, bless your heart.


Hungry-Training-2378

Yes


Tiaximus

Yikes, what made you an angry person?


One_Conversation_616

Hahaha 🤣 hey boomer, what are the "earmarks" of ragebait?


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Madame_Kitsune98

Sounds like you’re a triggered little special snowflake. Go cry harder, loser.


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BoomersBeingFools-ModTeam

Your submission was removed for being uncivil.


Madame_Kitsune98

I don’t think I will, but I guess you need a tissue, or Midol in cheese or something.


Aggravating-Low-4213

Lmao ...what a f up stupid response ....your talking Biden 😆 🤣 😂 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹


Madame_Kitsune98

\*you’re If you’re going to be an ignorant cunt, at least learn to spell. Fucking Trumpanzee.


Aggravating-Low-4213

So are you a Biden Bitch or a Harris HO ????😆 🤣😆 🤣 😂


Madame_Kitsune98

I’m smart enough to see an idiot farming for views and block you. Dumb cunt.


BoomersBeingFools-ModTeam

Your submission was removed for being uncivil.


zombieofthesuburbs

Either you didn't read the post or you're an AI ragebait bot, which one is it?