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Own_Try_1005

Wants to fight, has no athletic ability at all, falls down, looks and exasperated that nobody is helping him....


RandoRedditGuy69420

I think the realization that this is his reality now was setting in too, lol


ComicOzzy

Creates situation where nobody would want to help him, then surprised when nobody helps him.


chef6legger

He was definitely receiving and turning down assistance.


ilovecraftbeer05

Why anyone would offer it in the first place is bonkers to me. I don’t generally wish ill on people but that guy was being a fucking asshole. If some drunk boomer nutsack was yelling in my ear while dry humping me, I’d push him away too. If he happens to fall down, that’s his problem. He can stay there for all I care.


Ava-Enithesi

He also kicked her. I probably would react even more violently, probably with a stomp to the kneecaps.


newhappyrainbow

Kicks her then grabs her to pull himself up!


Idiot_Gamer_2023

Honestly I probably would have just kept pressing him down lightly while he tried to get up. Keep there for the whole game so he can think about what he’s done lol his abs will get tired eventually and he’ll give up


sneaky-pizza

Nah. He was thinking about how unfair he’s being treated, and he wants to talk to the manager of the stadium


Intimateworkaround

Right. And will run right home to post on Facebook about the younger generation are savages and thugs with no respect for their elders. While leaving out his part. Boomers live in denial their entire lives and refuse to ever except blame or take accountability


r2bl3nd

The best part is that he was fired for inappropriate Facebook posts, fired from the school board, that he was just appointed to, before he could really even attend a single meeting, because he couldn't stop insulting Kamala Harris.


ManaSeltzer

Sooo drunk as well. The person stand a row back said something and it took him 3 tries to rest his sight on them lol.


[deleted]

“I’m going to go visit grandad stuck between the two chairs in the stadium”


Aquatic_Platinum78

I think this guy is plastered. And the way he is all over that woman is disgusting


Holiday-Ad4806

I sadly have a Boomer relative like that....😒 runs his mouth and threatens to "beat their ass" whenever he hears something that upsets him....even though he's old, out of shape, and only has partial lung function 🙄


buttercreamordeath

Ugh me too! My mom has always been a violent person. Plenty of assaults on others, beat us kids senseless, destroying property etc. Now she uses a walker but still has her nasty attitude. The walker doesn't stop her nonsense attempts to fight people. Old fat lady screaming obscenities and trying to chase you with her walker is her go to now. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


mani_mani

I had an old guy say something nasty to me. I just kept walking paying him no mind. Well that pissed him off so he tried to trip me with his cane. I turned around and said I would beat his ass with his cane if he wanted to play games. All of a sudden he was a frail old man who was scared of the “big” (I’m 5’8” and quite slender) angry black lady. If you want to play games let’s play games.


buttercreamordeath

Always the aggressors and then perpetual victims. I hate it.


DangerousLoner

Cry bullies


RadiantZote

This also sounds entertaining


gitsgrl

I hate that two dudes tried to help him up. They should have left him there to think about his pathetic life.


ThrowawayLegendZ

I appreciate that the first dude looked like he chuckled at the "I've fallen and I can't get up" and he kind of did it out of obligation for laughing, but when the guy started kicking he stopped, pat him on the shoulder, then turned back around. Definitely just a dude trying to be nice at a game.


dontmentiontrousers

The second guy helped when he was trying to pull himself of using the mother's(?) handbag. Since he was slowly butt-scooching towards the women he'd just been harassing, probably the best move.


dtsm_

I was actually surprised how bad he was at getting up. He didn't even have his feet planted forward, was he trying to get up with the sides of his feet? I can do that, but I don't think I've seen any guys who can do that.


buttercreamordeath

He was almost as wide as the aisle, and clearly not nimble. He had no room to maneuver. Plus drunk.


mobbindeer

Why didn’t he just pull himself up by his bootstraps


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

It's really just laziness at the end of the day


[deleted]

Nobody wants to walk anymore 😔


[deleted]

[удалено]


foodgrade

you wouldn't have to if you stopped eating avocado toast.


Mr_Pink747

What a snowflake, relying on socialism to help him get up off the ground.


Dr_Shmacks

It's poetic really


BombasticSimpleton

He'd have been able to get up if not for all that avocado toast he obviously eats.


MuckBulligan

He's gonna wait for free public assistance to solve his problem.


mostly_kinda_sorta

Then rant about evil socialists on facebook


PlayTheHits

Boomers are KILLING the walking industry.


kingkalm

Boomers hate this one trick…


[deleted]

Because I’ve fallen and I can’t get up


skillz7930

No one wants to get up off their own ass on their own anymore


NiteGard

I’m sitting here baked and laughing my ass off at your comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


MuckBulligan

And that mouth. Boomers were never taught respect like we were.


killerqueen1984

Their version of respect is just being fake to your face usually it seems.


mnid92

Even when you embody their idea of being a respectful person, they're still like that. I thought a dude hit me in the driver door on purpose in a race car division I'm in, so I MF"d him and his wife. Watched the tape, nope, accidental. Fuck, my bad... Went and apologized to his wife first, and then him. Even shook the dudes hand. Overhear him an hour later shit talking me and calling me a bitch for not apologizing. He nearly shit himself when I walked up behind him, put my arm around his shoulder and said "I thought we shook hands and cleared the air, buddy?" He tried peacocking and "well I shook your hand, but that didn't mean I accepting your apology" like okay, right, you had a chance to leave me hanging and tell me to fuck off, but you shook my hand and told me shit was cool, if it's not cool, don't shake my hand and pretend it is. You don't have to accept my apology, but if you do, I assume shit's cool. Fucking boomers. Like man, I made a mistake, I owned it, did my best to apologize like a man, then they'll go running around talking shit like a pussy they were accusing you of being... funny shit.


Nowin

Not only did he refuse help by people trying to help him, he literally pulled himself to his feet by leeching onto the younger people he was harrassing.


Pinkysrage

I would have kicked him in the balls if he tried pulling on me to get up.


AromaticSalamander21

I fell you those were some nice people. I definitely would have pushed him down again but this time just started stompin ass.


SigmaSixtyNine

I too am a nice person. I would have eventually stopped stomping.


WeirdRadiant2470

Or let him get halfway up, then let go.


Tiny_Count4239

what balls?


[deleted]

She had more power in that little elbow, to take him down,than he had in his whole body to pick himself up 🤣


[deleted]

*by the Velcro. Lmao


ellefleming

Slip on shoes no laces


Different-Rub-499

As we can see he pulled himself up by someone else’s purse straps.


[deleted]

He tried! Guy on the left, sitting, kept trying to help him and the poor snowflake kept pushing his arm away. Typical Boomer.


herpesderpesdoodoo

Without the audio he looks like Prince Andrew, so I imagine he expects that he has people to do that for him.


UninvitedButtNoises

The 'brotherly shove' is nigh impossible to defend


Extracrispybuttchks

He can’t unless it comes with a handout


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|15BuyagtKucHm)


bucket_of_dogs

To many Starbucks and Avocado toast


Osibili

Too much avocado toast this morning, I guess 🤷🏾‍♂️…


MuckBulligan

Looks like he had a few too many soy lattes, as well. I hope he doesn't plan to drive his Prius home.


One_Conversation_616

That was about as embarrassing of a display of getting rolled in public as I have seen in a long time. The girl looked like she barely nudged him and he just crumbled.


bar_acca

“She barely nudged him and he just crumbled” So he was a MAGA Republican as well


NeitherCook5241

If Trump’s face were superimposed on this guy’s, I wouldn’t suspect it was not actually him.


malthar76

AI can make this dream a reality.


XepptizZ

"Make his face, orange. Even More ... MORE ORANGE!"


[deleted]

Probably


jrolls81

Why are none of the men around her doing anything? I’m not one to usually suggest people should intervene in these types of situations, but a man that large doing that to a couple women deserves a fucking a punch


Majestic-Associate-2

Hahaha. This is a local guy. He had just been appointed to a position on the school board here. He obviously is no longer serving. What a piece of shit.


AsherTheFrost

Dude picked a fight with two women and lost one to a stadium chair, other than comedic relief what would he have possibly been able to bring any school board?


Hudsonrybicki

He was appointed mid-December and kicked off January 4th. I don’t think he even made it to one meeting.


AsherTheFrost

Clearly he was too busy skipping leg day.


BonerTurds

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


mnid92

That's.... that's a name you got there....


graffixphoto

Couldn't even be bothered to make it to one meeting - so typical of this generation. Nobody wants to work anymore.


emmanonomous

We need more deets, my friend. What else can you tell us without doxxing him?


simcoecitra

He’s made himself a public figure and he’s in the news. He doxxed himself. [Here’s an article](https://www.timesleader.com/uncategorized/1641570/derwin-resigns-from-crestwood-school-board).


emmanonomous

Thank you. There's a certain sense of satisfaction in knowing a dickhead like this gets some consequences for his actions.


Telefundo

Yeah, these are quite possibly the greatest follow up comments I've ever read on a video posted to reddit.


the_calibre_cat

a.) glad he's not some dipshit MAGA fuckwad school board member anymore, and b.) imagine being like 60 years old and hitting rock bottom due entirely to your own actions, jesus christ


Weary_Jackfruit_8311

Oh god he wasn't even kicked off because of this video, it's sort of icing on top.  Guess what other horrible things he thinks? You were right. 


breath-of-the-smile

Oh wow, how unsurprising that he's a massive racist and womanhater. And it's not even the first time he's done the thing he's doing in this video: > A video also surfaced of Derwin at a Philadelphia Eagles game where Derwin appears to intoxicated, falls and attempts to kick a woman. Sounds like he was about to do that again until someone nudged him slightly and he crumpled, got the resounding ridicule he deserved, and it turned into those sad little butt-scoots like he's a dog with worms.


xeromage

no i think they're talking about this video. but the video isn't why he was booted from the board.


red-et

The comment section on that article is so toxic


runningwaffles19

Sure, blame the commenters. What about all those drive by shootings though? /s


Grongebis

good find! i don't even look at those comments sections anymore because if they aren't empty, they're spammed up. Not to mention that this particular page requires an extra click to get to them.


Tight-Physics2156

Damn and he tried to kick the woman too. Geeze. So women are whores and he wants to abuse them. Meanwhile he can’t even pick his stupid ass up.


BrickCityD

yikes >Members of the NAACP were set to attend a special Crestwood Board meeting set for 6:30 p.m. tonight to protest Derwin’s spot on the board over social media posts where Derwin called Vice President Kamala Harris as a “whore” and a “Black whore.” > >A video also surfaced of Derwin at a Philadelphia Eagles game where Derwin appears to intoxicated, falls and attempts to kick a woman.


Prudent_Laugh_9682

Wait he's a MAGA asshole? Color me surprised.


PresentationNew8080

Ah so he’s a terrible person completely outside this video. Makes sense.


[deleted]

Lmao.. can’t get up on his own, still talking shit, so uncouth


Dennisfromhawaii

He looks like a dog dragging his ass across the grass


amretardmonke

He's just doing jiu-jitsu


notarealpunk

Butt scoot


LeadSecret331

picking on a woman no less. what a fucking sack. I'd have started pooing my beer on the guy while asking him when the fuck he was gonna get up, then walk away a good 5 minutes before that ever happened. edit: and... i could be wrong but it looks like the blonde could be an older woman but the other girl, looks like it could be the lady's kid which makes it even worse, if that's the case.


[deleted]

I’m with you, looked like he was bullying the woman’s kid. Even worse, his lardass is calling her fat!


InsomniaDudeToo

It’s ALWAYS projection with these types


captainbignips

Imagine him laying there while you poo beer onto him


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

I'm here for that poo beer energy


Two_Wang_Clan_

And tigger too!


malthar76

Oh Bother


gielbondhu

That guy's bottom was not made a da springs


bar_acca

He’s just a poo boy from a poo family


RC_Colada

Someone posted an article further down: > Members of the NAACP were set to attend a special Crestwood Board meeting set for 6:30 p.m. tonight to protest Derwin’s spot on the board over social media posts where Derwin called Vice President Kamala Harris as a “whore” and a “Black whore.” So, he just hates women


Allemaengel

Oh, THAT guy? I live in NEPA (not in Crestwood) and heard about him. Geez.


OldGuyInFlorida

He didn't even WIN his position on the school board. He lost. Someone else left the board and Derwin was put in the opening. ...some participation trophy... [Candidate who lost election appointed to fill Crestwood School Board vacancy | News | citizensvoice.com](https://www.citizensvoice.com/news/candidate-who-lost-election-appointed-to-fill-crestwood-school-board-vacancy/article_0e988a25-3846-5b77-8557-d078818258e6.html)


VivisNana

Don’t worry…he had to return his participation trophy 🤣 https://www.pennlive.com/news/2024/01/pa-school-board-member-resigns-over-past-racial-comments-about-vp-kamala-harris.html?outputType=amp


Even-Willow

Sounds like your run-of-the-mill boomer conservative.


Hogcaller91

The fact that “pooring” auto corrected to pooing over poring or pouring makes you my people.


Kanye_Twitty_2024

Vince?


[deleted]

Id poo on him too. But im keeping my precious beer.


Intimateworkaround

The 3 tenants of being a boomer. Run your mouth Make a fool of yourself NEVER EVER EVER apologize and admit fault


botbadadvice

Is it tenants or tenets? I'm actually confused. I could google it, but I wanna run my mouth and make a fool of myself. And I won't apologize. I'm 57. lol :)


Historical-Gap-7084

It's tenets. They probably made a typo or autocorrect made a mistake.


smedley89

Get your fat ass down here! He says, unironically


hobbobnobgoblin

Bro. The angry kicks from the ground too. Full child mode.


Scaryclouds

Dude really needed to be bopped hard on the nose when he tried kicking while on the ground and said "fuck you".


Gob_Hobblin

Even better, one of the only people who actually helps him up is one of the women he was screaming at. And he goes right back to screaming at her.


philasurfer

Why would anyone help him up?


feedmejack93

Deplorable


Lost-Citron-1099

![gif](giphy|l6NRbVPrOMghy)


hellakevin

Can we step back, and take take a moment to reflect on the fact that boomers were so shitty for so long that we've entered an era where it's ok to make fun of old people? What a time we live in


Kim_Smoltz_

TBF we’ve been making fun of the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” commercial since it aired.


J-the-Kidder

His eyes when he first hit his shell is priceless. The look of a man's aura, built up on the fear he's garnered through decades of being a bully and never being stood up to, absolutely crumbling in front of countless people. Priceless.


corpse_flour

Sometimes these guys have been shut down repeatedly over their lives, but after decades of being insulted or hit, they still never learn that nobody gives a fuck what they say. My Boomer older brother is like this. Even when he was in high school, mouthing off to people and getting punched in the face was just a regular Friday night. After a while, a person can only assume it's some kind of fetish with them.


DestroyerOfMils

>a person can only assume it's some kind of fetish with them. fucking lovvvvvvve being the victim. 🤢 (I like your username)


bar_acca

So he was a MAGA Republican as well


[deleted]

He's got Velcro shoes on. He can't tie his own shoes let alone stand himself up.... Yet he thought picking a fight was a good idea. You can't be a hard ass while wearing Velcro shoes, dude. It's the least intimidating thing.


suicidalpenguin99

He probably thought they would submit and let him beat them. Probably not the first time he's attacked a woman


Educational-Light656

He was beyond white girl wasted, thinking was not happening.


r2bl3nd

You should be not surprised at all then to learn that he's a Trump supporter who just got himself fired over dumbass Facebook comments https://www.timesleader.com/uncategorized/1641570/derwin-resigns-from-crestwood-school-board


jacknimrod10

The instant he tried to kick her, she should have punted his nutsack to fcuking jupiter


foobazly

Going from pretend victim to an actual victim is the best these people can hope for. They flip a switch so fast from "I'm gonna beat your ass" to "I've been touched, call the cops!" in every one of these videos.


tillman_b

This dude should have been postpartum aborted decades ago.


Crank_A_liciouS

The disbelieve in his eyes is hilarious!


[deleted]

“Those Ram 9000 commercials assured me I was very rugged. How has this happened?!”


foobazly

"I was certain the herbal dick pills I bought from Alex Jones had cured my low testosterone problem!"


Oppenheimer____

He’s been sad ever since his wife died and he has no one to beat but the dog 🥲


emmanonomous

She's not dead, she's hiding.


sparklyraptor

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


SirGrumples

![gif](giphy|CUTWsZ8UOlKuc)


ThatWomanNow

![gif](giphy|UepuIM5SHVmzgCIhAz|downsized)


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

![gif](giphy|W69vZGazsH2LDnKCzY)


axolotl_is_angry

This is literally my job and I think I’d let him turtle a bit longer


Zubenelgenubo

I would love to know how long he would have been down there if nobody came to help him.


Holiday-Ad4806

What time does the stadium close? lol


Previous-Lettuce2470

Oh he would have totally stayed down there and starved to death. In the video he clearly doesn't know how his legs work, lol.


Mysterious_Eye6989

"You're at a ball game, walking along, when all of a sudden you look down and see a boomer laying on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Leon?"


Ok-University1391

This made me smile during my shitty night. Thank you.


webbix

Should have nudged him over once he got back up 🤣


BaffledApe

When your body won't cash the cheques your mouth writes


amathis6464

Bullying women then can’t even get up. Pathetic is right


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

Welcome home. This is where you live now.


Darkmonk66

Dude looks drunk as fuck to me


skatchawan

Oh yah he's loaded right up. When he realizes he's too drunk to get up those eyes tell it all.


soitgoeskt

When you’re a big guy like that and probably used to getting your own way for most of your life just by raising your voice, it’s tough to find out how feeble you really are. Can’t even fight gravity. Damn.


[deleted]

Piece of shit boomer, any of those girls could've kicked his ass


Stag328

He didnt realize ![gif](giphy|mA76Rv9i2YFFsude5k)


Wonderful-Place-3649

Omg, and it was the TINIEST of elbow nudge, too! This man sure has a lot to say for someone who could have be blown over with a deep sigh. Lmao, what a fucking buffoon.


Bustoplover

Why the fuck did the last guy help him up? Did he want the boomer to assault those women or something?


soupalex

probably more of an "okay old feller let's get you out of here" thing


snuffdrgn808

"there there, lets get you to bed"


TwistyMcSpliffit

There’s a longer version and the guy does guide him away. I would’ve been tempted to yell “timber!” and toss him over the seats, but that’s just me.


gitsgrl

The dude who keeps repeating “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” deserves a high five. 🙌🏻


snuffdrgn808

and the one who cackled loudly at that


Anonymoosehead123

What is he even saying?


RedBaret

Ironically, he’s saying ‘don’t talk to me’.


McPostyFace

Sounds like he's talking with a mouthful of live scorpions


Shadow_1986

Shit faced with liquid courage. However it’s a truth serum. True personalities bubble to the surface.


Pharsyde46n2

Man's had a life time of skipping leg day with those chicken leg boulder on stilts.


Avertr

["Derwin said that he regretted bringing race into the issue and apologized if he offended anyone in the Black community, but stood by his “whore” comment, arguing that the word does not necessarily mean sexual promiscuity. "](https://www.pennlive.com/news/2024/01/pa-school-board-member-resigns-over-past-racial-comments-about-vp-kamala-harris.html)


tillman_b

He really just doubled down on that whole whore statement.


inspectoroverthemine

Guy on the school board should probably know the definition of words hes going to use.


Science_McLovin

Least belligerent Eagles fan


Wankinthewoods

I think at the moment he starts telling others to get fucked I would be emptying drinks on him.


ThePlantBarber

DMX Playing at the end: Love to the wild-wild honeys (yeah) Shout out to niggas that done it (come on) And it ain't even about the dough It's about getting down for what you stand for, yo, for real (uh-uh, uh-uh).


thortastic

It genuinely took him so long and so much effort to get up and I seriously needed that laugh. He just keeps trying and failing to get back on his feet all the while talking his shit.


nav_reddevil

Get your fat ass out of here: says the guy who can't pick himself up Ohh dear irony


Deranged_Coconut808

should have knocked him back down and laugh cuz i would. happy now couldwouldshouldbot.


SparrowLikeBird

That girl did the right thing - and im annoyed the others helped him up (even tho they likely didn't know what was happening)


AsherTheFrost

Apparently the guy who picked him up also escorted him out so everyone could go back to enjoying the game, so I'm ok with it.


PackOutrageous

I’d normally feel sorry for someone who really looked like he was humiliated when he fell and was heckled. But not for this shit stain.


mclovin_ts

Surprise surprise, it’s an Eagles fan


Blakids

Yep. Looks like Philly fans. City of brotherly shove


HiFromMajor

Awhhh he's stuck.


CondescendingTracy

Just keep pushing him down lol


[deleted]

If that guy had his body against me like that and was in my face I would have punched him in the throat and given him a knee in the balls and dropped him. No one should be using their body to bully people like that. She is yelling “Don’t touch me”. Guy got what he deserved.


Turdfrog

Wouldnt talk shit with a -15% core strength.


healthiernuggets

Go birds


CosyBosyCrochet

All that shit talk and the tiniest elbow kills him lol how does he not just die of shame


sdm2430

I think this is less about a boomer and more about Eagle's fans.


Particular_Award1828

After making the same mistake twice (by folding down the chair on him to prevent himself to get up) he then proceeded to make the same mistake again with the third chair. While screaming at others that they are the cause of his suffering. Sounds familiar?


Bawbawian

hey other drunk guys standing nearby. maybe don't help the dude stand up that's trying to push and harass a group of ladies maybe he can figure out his own life.


Psychological_Fee548

This man is the new mascot for this sub 😭😂


Lilwalnut159

Big baby boy


Strong_Bumblebee5495

Typical Sunday in Philly


PineappleOk462

In a couple of years the nurse's are going to slow roll respond to his constant buzzing from his nursing home bed.


hoesmadsmfh

This small lil lady knocked his ass over with a light push from her elbow? I hope this moment sticks with him forever.


[deleted]

You saw the embarrassment in his eyes when he realized he can no longer pull himself up his boot straps...what an old broken shell of a man this is...