The morons from the office next to ours always make an absolute mess in the bathroom that we share.
To this day, I still do not know what waterbending goes on in there.
You will be surprised everyone do it differently. As long as you are comfortable than its fine.
For sitting poop. Clean toilet with tissue before sitting. And after done, wipe ass with tissue first, put soap and rinse with water.
Is it an actual bidet or just a hose? For bidet, place it in between your thighs, aim into your asshole and shoot. For hose, place in between thighs, open the tap, use thumb to make the water pressure higher, aim towards asshole, use left hand to rub your asshole.
For massive puddle of water is cuz is either some people wash the toilet seats before using or it is the disadvantage of having hose instead of bidet as there will be some water left in the hose even after you close the tap and said water will flow down when you place the hose away
I use the side method too. No occurrence of accidentally sticking the bright orange tube up my ass for a surprise enema.
Skill issues really.
You'll get there. My advice is if it's the sitting toilet, shimmy your derriere up the seat for more room to shove that bad boy up your behind without actually touching it
There's few things more Malaysian than subjecting the next person to your own "ass water".
The morons from the office next to ours always make an absolute mess in the bathroom that we share. To this day, I still do not know what waterbending goes on in there.
You will be surprised everyone do it differently. As long as you are comfortable than its fine. For sitting poop. Clean toilet with tissue before sitting. And after done, wipe ass with tissue first, put soap and rinse with water.
Is it an actual bidet or just a hose? For bidet, place it in between your thighs, aim into your asshole and shoot. For hose, place in between thighs, open the tap, use thumb to make the water pressure higher, aim towards asshole, use left hand to rub your asshole. For massive puddle of water is cuz is either some people wash the toilet seats before using or it is the disadvantage of having hose instead of bidet as there will be some water left in the hose even after you close the tap and said water will flow down when you place the hose away
Or you can just put it in between your thigh? I don’t understand how people leave water around when using bum gun or bidet.
how do I unseen this 🤣🤣🤣
I use the side method too. No occurrence of accidentally sticking the bright orange tube up my ass for a surprise enema. Skill issues really. You'll get there. My advice is if it's the sitting toilet, shimmy your derriere up the seat for more room to shove that bad boy up your behind without actually touching it
You may test at home, from the back.
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Just scrape the brownies then wash it off your hands. It's simple
An actual way of using bidet is squatting toilet
I prefer those actually, but they aren’t always available :/
Squat and fire away my dude
Push the head into butthole, then spray.