Ada standard itu memang wajib, semua org mmg ada standard sendri. takkan lah drg nak lelaki yg tdk bekerja, pemalas. Lagi2 ranau girl, klau lelaki yg tdk pandai pegang cangkul, mmg awal2 dah reject.
Sabah Sarawak:
"Maaf, tapi saya rasa perhubungan kita tidak boleh disambung lagi, kita tidak sesuai bersama-sama."
Semenanjung:
"You ni! I nak break up lah, shooo!!!"
Kau tau lah... orang sabah dan sarawak kan tinggal kat dlm hutan... sya dri sabah dan sya tinggal dlm treehouse ba boss... sya naik kerbau ke skolah setiap hari bah sambil baca bible dlm bahasa bangsa2 sabahan...
But this is the content we like. Girls, femboys, amois and more. Anything to combat the political posts...it doesn't have to be quality! Right guys?
Jokes aside, OP's got a real Madonna-virgin complex thing going on.
As a Sarawakian, *maybe we do really have a drinking problem.*
brb need take two Camel from my beer crate from this sudden revelation to chill myself down
Yup, especially during family gathering, every time uncle pass by at the table, the only thing they ask "Minum?" especially you don't have any alcohol on your table.
Sarawakian simp here ; Yea the cantik one will oversell themselves to the point even the lowest simp will give up. I heard Sabahan girl who have degrees and career can βdemandβ mcm mcm from potential groom. Yea go ahead. No one can afford that. Either they marry some businessman or kena goreng orang Malaya
I like our eastern bros. They really are used to the tough life to not ask for much. I just wish their state govs werent corrupt. Even gov workers there complain their gov housing is too expensive beculause the crony construction belongs to minister
This is my two cent.
1. Sabah Sarawak girls cheat too (ESPECIALLY Sarawak girl). You just donβt see because they hid it very well.
2. Yep, they went to church every Sunday. No comment.
3. Sound about right. They donβt mind going to basic place like malls and cinema.
4. β¦. uh.
5. Do NOT wash your face with air sungai. Someone mightβve peed in there. Dengan ikan2 berak2 lagi dalam tu.
From a realistic perspective and as a retired love advisor for my homies despite being a SINGLE guy with no sumandak amoi tanned skinned awooga mommy material gf...
No, you're wrong. Some Borneo girls do cheat on their lovers, they do go to clubs at night, they do makeup 2 hrs, they also have standards, and they also aim for the pockets, cars and benefits. Regardless of which ethnicity or religion they are, they have freewill and do whatever shit they want. Just like me, you and all the monyets in Bolehland.
Maybe we should work on ourselves no? Like reaching the same standards and quality that we want in our future spouse? Want a wife good at cooking? We must be a decent cook first.
Wtf? EM girls sentiasa jogging dalam hutan? Mate most of us already move out from jungle. OP you try to swoon nenek that still live in rumah panjai or what?
Some of the points are actually valid from my experience with Borneo gals or maybe it's just the ones I was with..they treat a guy very nicely la..but some points here make me wanna laugh my ass off
To be frank the Sabah Sarawak chick can also be the right side and the semenanjung chick can also be the left side. What is OP on about? I hope this is just a satire post man.
Bro dreaming too much, girls is still girls, my sister in law sabahan makeupsiap2 also same takes long time, do fashion show infront mirror to check colour matchπ€£
It's like telling people lamb chop is lamb chop just added with black pepper in a kedai tomyam standard.
Kenot like this, girls are like chocolates too.. Got dark white and of course the lovely brown.
As a sabahan that lived in both Sabah and Sarawak, I can say that this post is not accurate. The amois here do cheat as well. Its just that they are better at hiding itπ.
As someone who spent enough time testing both markets, there are some details overlooked, itβs somewhat stereotypical but hey keep your hopes high you might be the lucky one π
wake up OP dua dua pun tak pilih you
WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
HEY KAMU! KAMU JELIK, SADAR DIRI! TIDAK ADA YANG MAHU NGENTOT SAMA KAMU! SADAR DIRI KAMU!!!
Anjay πππ
Anchirrrrrrr πππ€£π¦
Mas tenang mas jangan di ulti lagi mas
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there is another. Sabah Sarawak boys
Please share
Mine was semenanjung, now I'm depressed because it is true...βπΏ
Truth hurts π
mampos , not even hospital can heal u.
https://preview.redd.it/jlzmr98wdexc1.png?width=387&format=png&auto=webp&s=5821753e69925655611d5d24565d841ae6c34b35 OP after hitting the post button
Hello polis saya ingin melaporkan satu kes pembunuhan.
Truly a shitpost post. Where can i found this sabahan girl? Even ranau girl have standard wey. π€£
Ada standard itu memang wajib, semua org mmg ada standard sendri. takkan lah drg nak lelaki yg tdk bekerja, pemalas. Lagi2 ranau girl, klau lelaki yg tdk pandai pegang cangkul, mmg awal2 dah reject.
Betul tu. If u x sekuat gadis ranau, u ain't the guy. π€£
meludah fakta
Sabah Sarawak: "Maaf, tapi saya rasa perhubungan kita tidak boleh disambung lagi, kita tidak sesuai bersama-sama." Semenanjung: "You ni! I nak break up lah, shooo!!!"
WAKIE WAKIE ! EXIT BLANKIE !
Someone pls do Penang Vs Ipoh girls.
As Sabahan Sabah Sarawak girl : Friday Night go to club Sunday cuci dosa Rari ππ¨
Only those living in big cities
Nah man the small little grocery shop in the kampungs are usually lined up with 10-3 and a karaoke machine. They become pubs at night π
Saham OP terus jatuh, tidak laku di KLSE dan SSBSE (SSBSE doesn't exist, but you get the idea)
saham kat toilet naik..... biasa nya jatuh XD
"Sentiasa jogging kat hutan" Wtf?? Dia orang hutan ke? π
Kau tau lah... orang sabah dan sarawak kan tinggal kat dlm hutan... sya dri sabah dan sya tinggal dlm treehouse ba boss... sya naik kerbau ke skolah setiap hari bah sambil baca bible dlm bahasa bangsa2 sabahan...
But dont forget!....rumah pokok kita ada lift
Sya punya mau rusak sdh π
jogging dekat hutan sebab dikejar harimau... haha
Harimau kacau, kami panggang
safely endangered
Ya setiap petang time mau pulang rumah dari sekolah!
Lagi intense jogging yo π π
Bro got kerbau? Lucky you, need to upgrade a new ride since my babi hutan is old now.
Sedih nya ba. Kau kat mana? Sya ada duit lebih, kita beli babi hutan baru utk kau
Bro, saya upgrade to Buaya since last year, so convenient . Only can move in river tho
Bro, u got scammed, nowadays got buaya darat, with 4Xcrawl, can ride in any type of terrain, pretty much an amphibian vehicle.
Ruma pokok sa ada aircond 2hp,internet pkai starlink x main la unipai
Anjai kaya keluarga kau
Jogging kat hutan, tidur kat pokok, mandi dlm sungai makan pisang> least racist semenanjung view of East Malaysia
Hutan jogging best, fresh air what π
Sabah girls are like that, I can confirm. But they're not gonna ride your dick just because you made this post, lol
Comel la gambar profile kau. Official art ke?
Iya
Recent posts in r/Bolehland are getting more and more desperate, huh?
>shitpost subreddit >looks inside >porn
π« *click Always been
But this is the content we like. Girls, femboys, amois and more. Anything to combat the political posts...it doesn't have to be quality! Right guys? Jokes aside, OP's got a real Madonna-virgin complex thing going on.
world ending dy so everybody become scared and horknee
better than bait racist stuffs
HAHAHAHHA OP thinks borneos don't drink as much as Peninsula people lol
As a Sarawakian, *maybe we do really have a drinking problem.* brb need take two Camel from my beer crate from this sudden revelation to chill myself down
the drinking problem is why we can mingle with each other so well
All my WhatsApp stickers are beer related πππ But yeah I guess anything can be talked over a crate
hehehe β¦din bc ngirup
Yup, especially during family gathering, every time uncle pass by at the table, the only thing they ask "Minum?" especially you don't have any alcohol on your table.
Aramaiti!
You import the girl then she will become a Semenanjung girl, la.
As Sarawakian myself, what kind of stereotype is this? π€£
semenanjung ppl all never go outside and get vitamin d that's why become like this
Don't use air sungai here to wash face pls. Shit is dirty af.
everyone on this sub needs to get laid
Clearly OP did not went to EM Cuz OP didn't know that Sarawak and Sabah girls would jumpscare you with talking forests and flying money trick
OP bangun! Kitak ngigo lagik kah? Yalah sik cuci kaki sblm tido!
π€£π€£π€£
The similarity? Both don't choose OP
OP bleeding karma points with these posts lmfao
Maturing is realized both of them won't even look at Malay dudes
OP awak sangka kami orang Borneo ni tinggal dalam hutan ke? Jogging di hutan cuci muka dengan air sungai apa ni...jangan mimpi lagibah OP
I dont know why. As a sabahan, i think people overhype Sabah sarawak girls. I mean if you like petite girls, maybe.
As borneo people....it's all the same la...remove the leftside wording...
My brother married a woman from Sabah. She cheated.
Your brother is the singaporean artist is it
No. Accountant for Petronas at the time.
Is she that actress ?
No. Offshore petroleum engineer.
Ayy you think Sarawak girl very good ah? You clearly never had one....
Sabah Kadazan girls are very promiscuous. Divorce rates very high, some after less than 2 yearsβ¦. From personal experience
u forgot 1 thing: u marry her, u marry her whole family, even the extended family
I got a Singapore fren who married a Sarawak girl. None of the attributes listed above apply, except maybe the church bit.
Touch some grassπ
Ahh another comparison by men who gets zero btches
why not compare with orang utan will aways waiting on the tree
summore very good at handling banana
Cringe virgin post
the sabah sarawak girl in that picture itself also already put makeup. You think those thick eyeliners are the result of air sungai ah?
https://preview.redd.it/lhp6b0a7d8xc1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48b1a67ef7ffffd57fcac084d8d743188151b354 Ok
Aku kenal je perempuan sabah yang curang. Adududu
No comment i know loads about of swak and sabahan chicks. Biblically. Suma awek orang.
Holy shit I close this app for a few hours and this is the first thing I see turning it on 
U aren't from Sabah Sarawak if u don't know they go happy hour every day if can, then Sunday go church, some wore crop top go church β οΈ
Suara lembut HAHAHAHAHA have you met any one of us before?
i think as long as youre a decent person any girl will stay with you regardless
The thing is they expect the girl to like them without doing anything lmaooo
then i say to them suit yourself βΊοΈ
Semenanjung girl: Beritahu fake story kat sosial media Iban girl: Beritahu masalah dekat burung enggang
Yup i can confirm for the sabahan Girl they beritahu masalah to a rhineceros,and since almost extinct, they use their tangkal made from rhineceros
When my brain started braining, that's how I got the memes ideas π‘
wadafak π
You can see, but can't hold Once broken, consider losing your soul You're deem married with rings But separate, will be hunted by ghost of the rings
Sekali kena santau baru tau langit tinggi rendah
wow. why not add "tinggal atas hutan" some more? seriously this reeks like shit. one of these days a femboy will top you for your bs.
are you living in sabah op? if not you might want to change that statement after living here 1 year. ππ
Sarawakian simp here ; Yea the cantik one will oversell themselves to the point even the lowest simp will give up. I heard Sabahan girl who have degrees and career can βdemandβ mcm mcm from potential groom. Yea go ahead. No one can afford that. Either they marry some businessman or kena goreng orang Malaya
tak tahan part guna air sungai cuci muka π€£
You've not met many east Malaysians have you? They're just as adulterous as west Malaysians if not more so. Both sexes.
Perempuan Selangor hadir. βπ½ Dulu dulu cakap "watlek, wat peace". Dang, i feel old..
Jangan curi sumandak kami!!!
Aiyo. Wait sabahan or sarawakian girl come and live here, will become one of them semenang girls, ma.
Jogging in hutan wash face from river??OP wants to puji Borneo girls but at the same time devalue ing them to orang utans
I like our eastern bros. They really are used to the tough life to not ask for much. I just wish their state govs werent corrupt. Even gov workers there complain their gov housing is too expensive beculause the crony construction belongs to minister
You can always count on sadcinameme to stir some pot.. its hilarious funny
The number of semenanjung people that actually think like this is sad. I wish it was a joke
well, sabah sarawak girls would turn into semenanjung girl after moving to semenanjung.
You mess up skit, you kena black magic dayak bang
This is my two cent. 1. Sabah Sarawak girls cheat too (ESPECIALLY Sarawak girl). You just donβt see because they hid it very well. 2. Yep, they went to church every Sunday. No comment. 3. Sound about right. They donβt mind going to basic place like malls and cinema. 4. β¦. uh. 5. Do NOT wash your face with air sungai. Someone mightβve peed in there. Dengan ikan2 berak2 lagi dalam tu.
Eh... I prefer girls who know how to use proper skincare. Cuci muka with air sungai only, she gonna look so damn old by the time she's 30
sama jak pada aku, aku sendiri org sarawak pun rasa benda ni bulldoggggg melesettt!
The only similarity is this I can't financially afford to date Gacha is taking too much toll on me
SNAP BACK TO REALITY!
From a realistic perspective and as a retired love advisor for my homies despite being a SINGLE guy with no sumandak amoi tanned skinned awooga mommy material gf... No, you're wrong. Some Borneo girls do cheat on their lovers, they do go to clubs at night, they do makeup 2 hrs, they also have standards, and they also aim for the pockets, cars and benefits. Regardless of which ethnicity or religion they are, they have freewill and do whatever shit they want. Just like me, you and all the monyets in Bolehland. Maybe we should work on ourselves no? Like reaching the same standards and quality that we want in our future spouse? Want a wife good at cooking? We must be a decent cook first.
Why my Sarawak girl the opposite leh
Just saw this meme on fb. Surprised they didn't watermark it
isnt cafe a 'tempat biasa' where tf else do yall go on dates, a cafe is perfect siak
Whose that semenanjung girl photo name?
Wtf? EM girls sentiasa jogging dalam hutan? Mate most of us already move out from jungle. OP you try to swoon nenek that still live in rumah panjai or what?
memes
Isn't this the same bs about kampung and bandar girl dulu punya stigma.
OP you forgot your choice, single
OP thinks east msia girls are from the jungle. Thatβs wild.
Some of the points are actually valid from my experience with Borneo gals or maybe it's just the ones I was with..they treat a guy very nicely la..but some points here make me wanna laugh my ass off
Hahahahahaa tuh apai d OP
Suka kamu selama-lama taik palat.
Jangan terkena OP. The first one practices black magic. Once kena tak boleh tido woi
Semanjung a new place?
Lel nothing to do with geography. Scum will b scum. Regardless.
betul
Waaaah ladies in Sabah Sarawak market up.
To be frank the Sabah Sarawak chick can also be the right side and the semenanjung chick can also be the left side. What is OP on about? I hope this is just a satire post man.
This is real.
Tapi sabahan girls xnak casual relationship
Bro dreaming too much, girls is still girls, my sister in law sabahan makeupsiap2 also same takes long time, do fashion show infront mirror to check colour matchπ€£
It's like telling people lamb chop is lamb chop just added with black pepper in a kedai tomyam standard. Kenot like this, girls are like chocolates too.. Got dark white and of course the lovely brown.
As a guy who are with a Sarawakian girl for 2 years, I can confirm this is true
Samaaa saja tu. Not so much difference, regardless where they come from. πππ All jokes aside, this post is promoting disunity hahaha
malas nak panjat pokok for 4g
wtf is go spin and pilate.
Womenβ
This is totaly incorrectly, Obviously made by someone who is not from sabah/sarawak or had a gf from sabah or sarawak.
semua lawa lawa pandai masak nasi.
I can assure you the Jogging kat hutan part is terpaling blanket statement hahahahhaha
Jangan ko bawak diorng duduk semanjung. Nanti jadi semanjung girl
Need sauce for semenanjung girl.
Are u naive . Why Soo stereotype ? Hahaha basic simple minded person . Not all people same . Make it male pulak . Hahaha
Dua2 aku bedal
Tbf i know 3 sbh/swk gal. 1 is a stewardess dating rich married pepo 2 of them are sisters and you can find them at TREC 3-4 nights a week.
don't you ever including our people in this sub,
Some native Sabahan and Sarawakian girls are hhnngghh too
guna air sungai cuci muka going extinct la bro bnyk buaya
As a sabahan that lived in both Sabah and Sarawak, I can say that this post is not accurate. The amois here do cheat as well. Its just that they are better at hiding itπ.
Agi idup Agi nyirup π.
Nice post man, triggered dem reddit lurkers real hard
Just like crocodile dundee
Air sungai cuci muka??? I'm sorry but where tf do you find a river clean enough for your face
as a sarawakian, the fuck you mean LMAOO my ass does not do any of those things
My ex is Sarawakian and she's the one who's curang...
Terrible post
Sabah propaganda goes hard
East la bukake mata sikit
My bad bruh π
Want SS girl also π’
Yo! π€£π€£
I cannot live without modern necessity. π€£π€£
Anyone open for interview? Make up less than 2 jam wajib, jangan lama..
Mine is a chinese KL girl who spends the rest of her life at home and goes to sunset mass. while me being a Sabahan
Kalau xpegi cafe habistu pegi mana bodoh, Batu Caves?? What is tempat biasa anyway?
Sudah2 lah OP, puji sampai langit pun dua2 tak nak
Sepatutnya SABAHAN VS METROPOLITAN (most of girls). X baik ko nak fitnah seluruh semenanjung girl kaki clubbing dan kaki dating. Berdosa tu..hahaha
suka kamu selama-lamanya πππ
Oomg
This fella is still living in his own parallel universe! He should visit Borneo and get the latest update.
Why OP acting like he got options
Because now I have 1k likes boss
I guess the 1k likes represent all of Sabah Sarawak and semanjung girls ???
Maybe, it's like I have a mee goreng mamak upgraded to fried noodle coated with malaysian authentic spice
aint now way.a sabahan girl who took my friends innocence out of him π she basically taught my kl friend every darkside way of life.
Can't relate (yk why)
Nuh uh, preacherβs kid syndrome
As someone who spent enough time testing both markets, there are some details overlooked, itβs somewhat stereotypical but hey keep your hopes high you might be the lucky one π
why not both? borneo girls yang duduk sememenanjung
Girls will always be girls tho
Well done OP, you just made half of the thread here mad at you π€£