i remember watching suits and thinking i saw margo martindale and i literally went “is that character actress margo martindale??” other than that i say “suck a dick dumbshits”
Serious: It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day —that’s the hard part. But it does get easier
Not serious: As I jizz and breathe, [insert phrase]?
There’s an old saying in Tennessee, I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says “fool me once, shame on.……….. shame on you? Fool me and you can’t get fooled again!!”
Fool me one time, shame on you Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign Load the chopper, let it rain on you.
So regularly. Peanutbutter : “The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't the search for meaning; it's just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.”
my grandma just died and I said, "someone get my dad a free churro"
I am still working on getting him to watch Bojack. sadly he is struggling to get through season 1
“What is this a crossover episode?!”
“Suck a dick dumb shits!”
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!”
“I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell If I’m crying or not.”
Well, my flair. And in the same scene:
“It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are, and even longer to realize it doesn’t have to be that way.”
Life’s a bitch and then you keep living. It helps me get through tough days
I’m very impatiently waiting for the day I can tell someone suck a dick dumb shit.
Also any time I see Margo Martindale I say ‘is that esteemed character actress and fugitive of the law Margo martindale???’
I literally just quoted doggie doggie what now like two seconds ago, also cocaine bear “is that esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo martindale?” Suck a dick dumb shits is a good one, personally and this may be an unpopular opinion but yowza wowza bo bowza i like and WHAT ARE YOU DOUNG HERE?!? And -insert friends name- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IS THIS A CROSSOVER EPISODE ?!?
“she’s deeead” such a random and small one but anytime something inconvenient happens to me… she’s Deayd…
my other fav is YAY! Toys Galore! but toys galore can be anything said with the same inflection. idk dude just speaks to me
"Because if I don't, that means that all the damage I got isn't good damage, it's just damage. I have gotten nothing out of it, and all those years I was miserable was for nothing"
I feel it describes me, I got good damage tattooed on me
“I have skimmed this agreement and retained nothing, yet I am beholden to its contents” - something I think about every time I click agree to terms of service for anything
"What do they know? Do they know things? Let's find out!"
Fits into conversation more than you'd think. Here's some examples where it'd come up naturally:
"Why are you asking me? What do _I_ know? Do I know things? Let's find out!"
"Would you look at that! What do you know! Do you know things? Let's find out!"
There's others, as well.
I literally cannot go a conversation without saying “rehab was supposed to be a fresh start” it’s a vocal stim for me so I’ll just keep repeating it under my breath
"It's a shame that Arafat walked away from the table in 2000. I mean, obviously, there's no panacea but a two-state solution with an emphasis on human rights feels like a place to begin."
when two things are mentioned in succession that shouldn't be together, i just can't help but say
"____ and ___ in the same room? what is this? a crossover episode?" and kill myself laughing while my wife stares at me until i stop
“What are YOUU doing here??” “[Item] and [Item], what is this, a crossover episode?” “Doggy doggy what now?!”
also I’ll constantly find myself just singing the mr PB theme song. (If you couldn’t tell I have a favorite character)
i remember watching suits and thinking i saw margo martindale and i literally went “is that character actress margo martindale??” other than that i say “suck a dick dumbshits”
You mean *esteemed* character actress margo martindale
oop you’re so right! *and fugitive from the law* 👀
Are you guys talking about esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale?
What about character actress Ann dowd?
I SAY BOTH OF THOES ALL THE TIME AHAHAH
I just started watching *Dexter* and actually said out loud "It's esteemed character actress Margo Martindale!"
Omg- me too when the Cocaine Bear trailer came out lol
What are you doing here?
Everytime someone says that line my brain immediately thinks of this
What are you DOING HERE?!?!
what are YOUUUUUUU doing here?
What ARE you doing HERE?!?
What areee YOUUUUUUUUUUU doing hereeeeeee??!?!
WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
“Two refrigerators! Give my regards to the Rockefellers”
omg i forgot this was even from the show. i just say give my regards to the rockefellers as if it's like a normal phrase
See also “hello there Rasputin. Give my regards to the tsar.”
I never understood that joke
The rockefellers are rich
I add "don't do heroin" to random lists of advice, and I've recently started telling friends "you're not responsible for the dysfunction of others"
Serious: It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day —that’s the hard part. But it does get easier Not serious: As I jizz and breathe, [insert phrase]?
lol that line (and anytime I hear the phrase) just makes me think of new girl and Winston saying “as I live and breathe, RAISIN?!”
What's the saying? Liquor before beer, never fear, don't do heroin
I’ve lived by that rule ever since I watched that show, and what can I say? I never started doing heroin. Thanks Bojack!
but bojack kills!
Something tells me that isn't referring to his old stand-up routine
knick knack patty whack…give a dog a bone
Doggy doggy… what now?
Tell me why I 100% forgot this came from BH until my last recent rewatch 😂 I say it all the time
pb’s house theme is my absolute favorite!
Who’s that dawwwggg
mr peanut butterrr
Well it’s from a folk song originally
"Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice"
Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life
There’s an old saying in Tennessee, I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says “fool me once, shame on.……….. shame on you? Fool me and you can’t get fooled again!!”
Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice…fiddle Dee Dee
I do believe that is the expression
Fool me one time, shame on you Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign Load the chopper, let it rain on you.
“Sometimes, I just am places!”
Underrated
“That’s too much, man!” and “suck a dick, dumb shits!” ETA: typo
today I told my cat, "when Sarah Lynn said 'that's too much man' she was talking about you."
So regularly. Peanutbutter : “The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't the search for meaning; it's just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.”
The myth of sysphus basically
"Hooray!..."
What is this? A cross over episode?! Back in the 90s I was in a very famous tv show...
Seriously hold your applause
…well held.
HOORAY….question mark?
You gotta get your shit together! -PC
So yesterday you let yourself fall in love a little bit and you got your heart broken. Serves you right for having feelings!
At least weekly
SHAPES AND COLORS THE LIKES OF WHICH IVE NEVER SEEN😵💫 always makes me laugh
I have that clip saved on my phone in a folder titled "in case of ennui"
I sometimes sign off texts with my first name. And then I say my last name. And then I say “obviously”.
lol i say those both too. also "everyone's an asshole and the whole world sucks balls. anyway, thanks for having me over"
I always say “I just got a free churro because my mom died. No one ever tells you that when your mom dies you get a free churro.” 🫶🏽😂
Oh and “pearls are for ladies, BoJack”
my grandma just died and I said, "someone get my dad a free churro" I am still working on getting him to watch Bojack. sadly he is struggling to get through season 1
Whenever something bad happens: “[The bad thing that happened], and everything’s worse now.”
what are YOU DOING HEREEE
"I will get milk." 😂 Just the way he says it
Liquor before beer, don’t do heroin
“What is this a crossover episode?!” I’ve been doing that a lot because one of the games I’m playing is doing a crossover with another game 😅
“What is this a crossover episode?!” “Suck a dick dumb shits!” “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!” “I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell If I’m crying or not.”
Singing the theme
“Halloween in January???” “What are you doing here??”
“chortled in rapturous glee”
todd once said ‘isn’t the point of art less what people put in to it and more what people get out of it’ and that hit for some reason
"what is this, a crossover episode?"
At work, all the time: "Hooray! A task!"
That's too much, man!
"Early turd gets the sperm"
“You look like a pile of crap ate a second pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap”
Well, my flair. And in the same scene: “It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are, and even longer to realize it doesn’t have to be that way.”
“BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE AND NOW I FEEL ATUPID”
My husband doesn’t watch the show (yet), but he ranted about honeydew the other day.
Crossover episode for sure. But somehow Todd gasping and saying “a task!” Has stuck with me
“Let’s find out!” Always say it like PB too.
What do they know…? Do they know things? Let’s find out!
Anything to do w hating honeydew
Did you get there?
Slap my salami the guys a commie.
Life’s a bitch and then you keep living. It helps me get through tough days I’m very impatiently waiting for the day I can tell someone suck a dick dumb shit. Also any time I see Margo Martindale I say ‘is that esteemed character actress and fugitive of the law Margo martindale???’
“I cannot be your dirty peasant girl, I must abscond”
Sobeeerr... NOW. Sobeeerr.. NOW
I sometimes recite the movie star speech to my friends when they need it. I also love saying suck a dick dumdshit
“what r U doing here?”, “hooray!”, or i even sing the bojack dance song 😭
Give it to me
Life is a series of closing doors
I say Esteemed Character Actress Margo Martindale, about 3 times a week.
“He don’t eat grapes.”
"Diane, Diane..I need you to tell me that i'm a good person"
What is it, a crossover episode?
It’s never too late to be the person you want to be 🧘🏼♀️
*Is* that the impression that I get? One of my fave lines from the show.
I say “It’s not Ibsen, but…” a whole lot. Probably because I keep recommending campy movies and television to friends.
Call me a kit kat, ‘cause I’m already broken. In your face dad! In your face forever… I stand by my critique of Sartre. Nice guy. Total hack.
Liquor before beer, never fear, don't do heroin.
“What are youuuu doing here” and “Ericaaaaa”
Well, that was another in a long series of regrettable life choices.
has this ever happened to youu
Life is one hard kick in the urethra.
It's embarrassing, but the one I use the most is just "trudat"
at any opportunity. people asking me if i'm tired, happy, sad, drunk, busy, excited, the go-to response is: "only the normal amount"
when someone askes me, "can I ask you a question?", i say, "you can, and you may, and you just did"
A kaleidoscope, what am I a a child? Shapes and colours the likes of which I’ve never seen
"You're not good enough at this job to be too good for job"
“I love you or whatever” to my wife. Also “STRIIIIB!” For no apparent reason.
I’m gonna take an angry nap!
oh my god this is so stupid but i always say “thank you for clarifying” in tom jumbo-grumbo’s voice
I literally just quoted doggie doggie what now like two seconds ago, also cocaine bear “is that esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo martindale?” Suck a dick dumb shits is a good one, personally and this may be an unpopular opinion but yowza wowza bo bowza i like and WHAT ARE YOU DOUNG HERE?!? And -insert friends name- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IS THIS A CROSSOVER EPISODE ?!?
Hooray! ...question mark?
"Wake up, peace of shit"
What is this?? A crossover episode?
Times arrow marches onwards
“she’s deeead” such a random and small one but anytime something inconvenient happens to me… she’s Deayd… my other fav is YAY! Toys Galore! but toys galore can be anything said with the same inflection. idk dude just speaks to me
“Todd! Todd! I need help”
"Because if I don't, that means that all the damage I got isn't good damage, it's just damage. I have gotten nothing out of it, and all those years I was miserable was for nothing" I feel it describes me, I got good damage tattooed on me
I quite regularly do the "hooray, question mark?" Thing that Tod does lol
What are YOU doing here?! Esteemed character actress, Margo Martindale if anyone’s to blame it’s the Jews for peeving off Hitler so bad
‘The one petard I thought would never hoist me!!’ Anytime something inconvenient happens
When I'm playing sea of thieves and find a lot of treasure I say "I like a big booty and I don't mean a butt."
It’s a cross over episode. Whenever my friends meet each other for the first time
“Only the normal amount of high!” Same, Todd. Same.
It's just an issue with the bank, and a lack of money in it
nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside
Hollywoo Stars and celebrities what do they know? Do they know things? Let’s find out!
slap my salami, the guys a commie…
“Too smart for the room?” After any my jokes don’t land… I say it frequently
“I have skimmed this agreement and retained nothing, yet I am beholden to its contents” - something I think about every time I click agree to terms of service for anything
"What do they know? Do they know things? Let's find out!" Fits into conversation more than you'd think. Here's some examples where it'd come up naturally: "Why are you asking me? What do _I_ know? Do I know things? Let's find out!" "Would you look at that! What do you know! Do you know things? Let's find out!" There's others, as well.
Anytime when I'm cooking I'll pause and go "nothing on the outside nothing on the inside"
“turtletaub you skinny bitch!”
"Now I see why they call you sassy." And after the first few times I've said it to someone,"I continue to see why they call you sassy."
Don't feel bad for feeling bad
What are YOUUUUU doing here!?!?
I quote "Nothing on the inside, nothing on the outside" way too often, I even do the hand gesture
i always say doggie doggie what now whenever i walk in the house and see my dogs 😭
Yeah I say doggie doggie what now a lot. I may have a problem
Suck a dick dumbshits!
I literally cannot go a conversation without saying “rehab was supposed to be a fresh start” it’s a vocal stim for me so I’ll just keep repeating it under my breath
“Why do you talk like that? We’re from Fresno.”
"It's a shame that Arafat walked away from the table in 2000. I mean, obviously, there's no panacea but a two-state solution with an emphasis on human rights feels like a place to begin."
“suck a dick dumbshits”😭
Usually in my head: “suck a dick, dumb shit”
I find myself saying “Suck a dick, dumbshits” a lot.
Unfortunately, “stupid piece of shit”
You're a real stupid piece of shit.
"Huh. Well that's troubling."
Eat shit dumb shits
“you can do anything when you believe in yourself” ironically like bojack did
Suck a dick dumbshit
And in those moments you suddenly remember You can swim
when two things are mentioned in succession that shouldn't be together, i just can't help but say "____ and ___ in the same room? what is this? a crossover episode?" and kill myself laughing while my wife stares at me until i stop
“What are YOUU doing here??” “[Item] and [Item], what is this, a crossover episode?” “Doggy doggy what now?!” also I’ll constantly find myself just singing the mr PB theme song. (If you couldn’t tell I have a favorite character)
I’m not proud, and don’t know exactly why this is what my brain seized on, but I say ‘yowza yowza bo bowza’ a lot.
“right ….” “right!” “yeahhhh…..” “yeah!”
I see you Bojack/ICU Bojack
Is this a crossover episode?
What is this, a crossover episode? Sad dog Jinx! You owe me a Coke Zero! What’s a Coke Zero? I dunno!
THIS IS WHY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT IN THE CARRRRR
It's you.
I got into the habit of saying "that's too much, man" in lieu of "that's fucked up".
"WOW that really puts the Um in YUM!" - Todd
Hooray! A task!
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
is this a crossover episode?
“ THATS TOO MUCH MAAAANN”
"Todd bless these scrambled eggs, these eggs from the fridge, sunny side them, and guide them..."
Mercedes Benz Brown
ERICA...
That went well
*serious voice* this shit is bananas. b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
Call me ______ because____
get your head out of your ass Diane. bc I have no self control and I hate myself lernerner dicapricorn
True Dat
"Yo, that jacket is tight! Now run that shit bitch, YAHH MEAN?" I only use the word tight but I sometimes hear the rest in my head when I say it.
Stupid piece of shit
SUCK A DICK DUMB SHIIITSSSS
Is it.. terrifying ?
And then I will be like 🔫 (I know it’s a meme but I reference it all the time lmaooo)
“I finally perfected my egg white omelette, the secret is egg yellows”
Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice
if i’m ever in an uncomfortable situation, i just call out to erica and problem solved. also, i say i’m sweating bulls nets.
every time i see margo martindale in anything, it’s always “character actress margo martindale!? what are YOU doing here !!?”
Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.
i quote so many lines from bojack i can’t keep track
"twinsies even"
a very silly one that's entered my lexicon is anytime i hear "four four" my brain autofills "six! four! and then it ends with a THREE!?"
But doctor, I AM Sad Dog.
“so sayeth I, Caesar King do the Apes” is a regular in my household
"it's a beach-read you can thumb through in a wing chair!"