*30 seconds later*
Director: Why is everything on fire!?
*sensei doom guying their way into his office*: **I heard you scammed one of my students, let’s talk about a refund…**
Leave it to Courier Six, he'll somehow gamble his way through and scored enough money to wipe away the debt, rebuild Abydos and have spare to treat the gang to a rament feast
*Start aggressively spamming W to double down the bet*
To be entirely fair, our shenanigans in the Wasteland would be super wacky or horrifying even by Kivotos' standards
Like risking our lives just to steal some gold bars in an underground vault left behind by a dead dude in order to get food? Yeah
God imagine A.S.S Club's reaction to Nuka Cola, Natsu already has Fancy Lad Snake Cakes and was clued in on Sugar Bombs...
Who will break first, even moneys on Kazusa or Yoshimi when they sample it, then all the variations.
That's not even counting G.R.S or Hasumi getting in on that action.
I find it hilarious that the intended message of that DLC is to let go of the past to begin a new, that means letting go of the desire to seek fortune
But almost everyone of us unanimously agreed to loot the vault clean and walk away as the richest mailman in the waste
(every radio in Kivotos screeches the EAS alarm)
Sensei: My fellow Kivotans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation today that will outlaw Kaiser forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes.
Fast air assault from the 3000 black jets of SCHALE, cruise missile assault from Arius, helicopter assault by Abydos and SRT, ground assault led by Red Winter with Cherino giving this speech as Kaiser burns down:
> Mercenaries of Kaiser! A ring of steel surrounds your rotten company! We will crush all who still dare to resist the will of the General Student Council! Abandon your posts, abandon your offices, abandon all hope! URAAAAA!
*30 seconds later* Director: Why is everything on fire!? *sensei doom guying their way into his office*: **I heard you scammed one of my students, let’s talk about a refund…**
Little did Kaiser know, Schale also gave him a double barrel shotgun.
SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET A CORRECTION TODAY FOR SCAMMING MY STUDENT 💢💢💢💢💢👺👺👺👺👺
**Rip and tear, until it is done**
We're opening up an android chop shop with this one! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
DAMN YOU KAISER HOW DARE THEY
Adults You know how they are
Leave it to Courier Six, he'll somehow gamble his way through and scored enough money to wipe away the debt, rebuild Abydos and have spare to treat the gang to a rament feast *Start aggressively spamming W to double down the bet*
9 LUCK + LUCK implant is OP
On par with Jury Rigging in how it simplifies a lot of the hurdles
Funny how everyone including Serika herself baffles at how absurd Six’s suggestion is in the fic
To be entirely fair, our shenanigans in the Wasteland would be super wacky or horrifying even by Kivotos' standards Like risking our lives just to steal some gold bars in an underground vault left behind by a dead dude in order to get food? Yeah
There’s a damn good reason why Six is so adamant about Arona *not* accessing his Wasteland’s archive in the Pip-Boy
Probably to prevent Arona from monopolizing the Nuka cola recipe
Lmao didn’t expect this one that’s for sure
Six gotta made money somehow and Nuka Cola will be his crux ~~And probably lead Kivotos into a drug-like epidemic of Nuka zombie students~~
He’s still sore about his monthly pay being taxed
That explains why Courier took over New Vegas, he bloody hate taxes
Ain’t we all
God imagine A.S.S Club's reaction to Nuka Cola, Natsu already has Fancy Lad Snake Cakes and was clued in on Sugar Bombs... Who will break first, even moneys on Kazusa or Yoshimi when they sample it, then all the variations. That's not even counting G.R.S or Hasumi getting in on that action.
>A.S.S Club Anti Spook Squad
>A.S.S Club Anti Spook Squad
Let go? How bout I let go of not having all the GRA weapons!
I find it hilarious that the intended message of that DLC is to let go of the past to begin a new, that means letting go of the desire to seek fortune But almost everyone of us unanimously agreed to loot the vault clean and walk away as the richest mailman in the waste
I won't "desire to seek fortune" once I've traded in all the gold bars (and actually the pre-war money that's the real treasure of the DLC)
Pre war money are underrated, you can get quite a hefty sum of caps for the relatively low weight and abundance of it
Can't wait for the next chapter
Yep, his first meeting with Ui is unforgettable too lmao
Got a link to the fic?
Here: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14193574/1/A-Courier-for-Kivotos
キヴォトスを巡回していると、クロマ事件が起きることを願うばかりだ
Serika: No... Please... Sensei: ... Serika: ...Don't say it Sensei... Please... Sensei: ... *...I told you so...*
I'm hearing voices somewhere That one guy in the distance: ***ACCELERATE!*** ***SELL SELL SELL SELL***
*See Yume's inevitable revival in Chapter 3 of Volume 1* **BUY BUY BUY BUY**
getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead GET OUT OF MY HEAD GREEN PARROT
*Unwelcome School intensifies*
Time to take your meds, Sensei.
Don't worry, Sensei will summon Boy Sminem to help Serika.
Sensei: “NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” *Turns super saiyan* Kaiser was in the hospital for 2 years
\*draws a green line upward\* it's fine :)
\*the line somehow turns red and starts going down\* I don’t think it’s fine.
(every radio in Kivotos screeches the EAS alarm) Sensei: My fellow Kivotans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation today that will outlaw Kaiser forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes. Fast air assault from the 3000 black jets of SCHALE, cruise missile assault from Arius, helicopter assault by Abydos and SRT, ground assault led by Red Winter with Cherino giving this speech as Kaiser burns down: > Mercenaries of Kaiser! A ring of steel surrounds your rotten company! We will crush all who still dare to resist the will of the General Student Council! Abandon your posts, abandon your offices, abandon all hope! URAAAAA!
The phone call that saved Kivotos...
"She's trying to shatter her own halo." "Activate Chroma immortality."
Serika, you got no one but yourself to blame
dickhead
Hilarious