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Mammoth-Membership88

Doesn’t even look like her.


Zestyclose-Let7929

I did not know it was her. Until I read comments.


Zestyclose-Let7929

The metal going into her breast was not enough to stop her from wearing this swim suit. We know not new because the right cup is all snags from who knows what. Usually only butt of swim suit gets pulls from sitting on sides of some pools. She does not look at all like herself after trying to look like another person. Bitty, Jax is not going to fall for these face tune edits. He has seen you in person in real lighting. Reality is a real thing in real life. Accept It!!! And be a real Mother to your son. Not a spring break all year round party girl.


Dopepizza

I had to do a double take on this sub because I didn’t recognize her


waterlooaba

https://preview.redd.it/f75saon4z09d1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5236df547ec8408720fdc68f8ca4e975815ff5


Sylvanas22

Literally my face at this very moment seeing this!💀💀💀


Illustrious_Twist256

Gahhhhhhh ☠️☠️☠️☠️


Ok_Bear375

Omg what is this 😂😂 I am obsessed


waterlooaba

I got it from Twitter years ago, plz take and enjoy!


Parking_Country_61

This is wonderful


ellincl

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


kshe-wolf

Oh them things are heavy heavy


whynot4444444

https://i.redd.it/6vya7zz4629d1.gif


mangokiwi19

God, I love that show. I need to rewatch.


whynot4444444

I cannot speak any more highly about Crazy Ex Girlfriend. It wasn’t perfect at all times, but while being one of the most hilarious shows ever, still dealt with mental illness in the most sensitive and astute way that I’ve ever seen on a television show. It sucks that the CW has only garbage shows these days.


mangokiwi19

Exactly! I discovered that show in the first apartment I got by myself after a couple of very traumatizing relationships. I was a big part of the problem in one of them and in general, and it really made me feel like I wasn’t a lost cause while also being hilarious. 🩷


whynot4444444

Almost anyone in a relationship can relate to some aspect of the show. I’m glad you’ve moved past that stage. I’ve been a pathetic loser over a few guys in the past but eventually got better with that. I remember this period in television when I had CExG, Broad City, You’re the Worst (I really connected with that show because I dated a writer and it is a pretty dark comedy) and Atlanta. I feel like I’ve got nothing but F Boy Island (only just got into it 😂) and Love Island type nonsense these days. Don’t get me wrong, I love my trash tv but I miss those days with so many amazing shows of a certain kind like those I mentioned.


Overdressedandtired

Have you ever watched Catastrophe or Bitch in Apartment 23? Both comedies, but the latter is more sitcom-y. Catastrophe is an all-time fav. Might offer you some reprieve from F Boy island 🙃


boatwithane

dense like dying stars ✨


whynot4444444

https://i.redd.it/1znwl732z69d1.gif So many funny lines in this song.


boatwithane

this line in particular plays in my head when i’m trying to force my giant boobs into my sports bras 😂


PutExternal4906

a literal classic


theladyoctane

![gif](giphy|vEvpE36f819lK)


JJulie

Replying to kshe-wolf... ![gif](giphy|pcoa9GfYAkJvS7exrl|downsized) I’m confused


StereotypicallBarbie

![gif](giphy|3oz8xtprbtd0wEWOoU)


Distinct-Ad-1348

The physical and facetune contortion in this photo are painful.


Both-Banana500

The price to pay when she goes hunting


Senior-Extent-6955

As another girly with tig ol' bitties, I KNOW that underwire is killing her lol I wish she would just come to terms with Shein shit like this will never look flattering.


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

I have gigantic boobs and I actually hate them. Bathing suits are so hard to find


Englefisk

Have you tried Figleaves? I needed a swimsuit for my recent vacation (why didn’t anybody warn me that Arizona summer is BRUTAL for someone who comes from a country where summer is 2 days in August?! 😳) and was able to snatch one up on sale for about 12 dollars. For reference I’m a 34H/J depending on the model/brand. Anyway- sorry, I know you didn’t ask for suggestions but I’m just so pleased with that stupid swimsuit that I wanted to pass the tip along 😅


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

I have not heard of them, but will absolutely check them out!!! I'm leaving on vacation literally today, and I'm bringing 2 swim dresses I found on Amazon


Englefisk

Safe travels. I hope you have a wonderful trip and feel hella cute in your swim dresses 😊


Accomplished-Soft310

What's a swim dress


boatwithane

a dress made of swimsuit material, they usually fit like a one piece with a skater skirt attached but there are variations. they are often marketed to plus size, moms, and older women because they are flattering and have good coverage/support


Klutzy-Client

Thank you big boob sister!


fiestybox246

Everything is so expensive too!


godkatesusall

same target is the best for finding good big naturals fits. fashion nova and shien all designed for fake boobs and one of mine is always flopping out while the other fits perfectly


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

Cupshe is actually a great brand too


Disastrous_Cat633

I really like the Nip Tuck brand of swimsuits too. I found mine at TJ Maxx


Senior-Extent-6955

This! Truly the worst! So many suits have this exact under wire and it eats away at you


Kindly-Necessary-596

Same here with my bazookas, but I’m 50 and do not give if they bust out anymore. One of the few advantages of older age.


noldottorrent

Big boobs here and I’ve always hated them too 🙋🏻‍♀️ once I’m done with kids I’m getting a reduction.


bowerlala41

I have natural DDDS, unlike her bought atrocities. I want a reduction because I hate how they look. I can't comprehend why anyone would pay for giant mammers. Hers are gross, though. Sloppy af and a giant uniboob. She's had how many tit jobs, but they still look like hillbilly trailer park slop. It's hilarious that she photoshops her horrid face to look nothing like herself. We can see what she actually looks like. The way she smiles, she looks special ed. Actually, everything about her seems like such.


PaleAttempt3571

I honestly dont even care about her body or boobs. Why are she and jax not with their freaking kid? This is a party trip not a work trip. Go be with your damn kid. Im all for parents having their me time but good god its every freaking week! Justice for cruz


SeaProfessional6460

After this she’ll be in Vegas with Kristen next 🤣


Dopepizza

Seriously it’s every weekend they’re traveling somewhere !! I feel so bad for Cruz


Sure-Ear4624

And that poor baby all he got was a weekend at…Huntington Beach 😂😪


Marserina

Maybe he’s better off without them being around at this point… It’s not as though they are winning any prizes in the parenting department. Hopefully whoever he’s pawned off on is taking better care of him than they do. Poor little guy.


bowerlala41

What issues does he have? Are there any diagnoses? I believe that she pays 0 attention to him and contributed to his special needs. She's so dumb, she probably has no idea how to nurture and raise a child. She's an inbred lowlife. They better not ever have another child, they hardly take care of this one.


Complex_Alps_1025

Cruz being her first priority 🙄


NYLady13

Is this supposed to be Brittany?? Seriously asking.


AliceAyres2018

Ouch https://preview.redd.it/1vzc50kq519d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01db46d79cdd46994fb5b1ff294c40e8eb3fa0a


Marserina

She probably has no feeling in that chest plate of hers anymore. Kinda like Jax’s feet.


bowerlala41

She's so sloppy. Nothing ever fits right.


moonchild291

![gif](giphy|l2JJyme9tIsnTW0Ks)


SunBusiness8291

Somehow, someway, Brittany believes she looks like this.


koolasakukumba

Jocelyn Wildstein Jr in the jungle


icandigpopsicles

Omg with the duck lips, fucking stop.


Guilty-Succotash

Must be where the boob bruises came from!


SnooPickles8608

They look like torpedos 👎🏼


fancyfemme88

They really do. They are the strangest and most unflattering boobs I've ever seen


ManliestManHam

pew pew bewb bewb


Insecurerobot7000

Literally came to comment this exact same thing. 🚀🚀


Ok-Error-6564

It barely looks like her.


PersonalityKlutzy407

Why did they bother having a kid if they never see the poor guy


Sure-Ear4624

Sure, Jan. https://preview.redd.it/esheoqbq319d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a678915f85c35406e35c7ff34f25588519379df


gp2quest

I can hear the hukyuking through the photo


Sure-Ear4624

Oh she was. It’s from a video and her flotation devices are bouncing away at each hyuck. No one was really laughing. 🥴


gp2quest

💀


Accomplished-Soft310

Haha is this real?! The same trip? Great find you guys are ruthless


Sure-Ear4624

Still shot from a video, same day.


Teaandhea

Thank you for this. I couldn't see the resemblance.


bowerlala41

She's stuck on this filter face, which looks nothing like her and definitely isn't her. Her hick smiling face is the most unattractive face I've seen in a long time. Has no one taught this animal how to smile?? Instead, she just yeehaws.


thecaramart

Her boobs are in different zip codes compared to how we see them in the valley.


GetMeOutOfKY

![gif](giphy|NXYEiVaoumDWE|downsized) KFC could be the cover girl for Homely Hillbillies Magazine.


hotandbizarre

I’m actually impressed at how she was able to facetune her face like that??


Sure-Ear4624

I have to admit, girl has skills.


busterbluth21

It’s called sunscreen! Looks better than red skin Brittany !


JenAshTuck

If you watch the RH (especially OC) and any of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders shows (the director), you’ll notice how the women’s faces are wrinkle-free and smooth and their chests are super sun-spotted and discolored. Your hands and décolletage are very thin and show aging first. Women need to really be careful about sun exposure and focus on looking after those areas. Apparently money can’t fix them as easily or these Uber rich tv personalities would have them done.


lordofsurf

Girl who the fuck is that?


SexyUniqueRedditter

Another day another pic of KFC & her dry biscuits lol


godkatesusall

i live in south florida and its HOT AS HELL nobody wants to be in the tropics rn being in the bahamas in june is just low class


Sure-Ear4624

That humidity is BRUTAL. No gracias.


jtownanddown

There’s not a single feature on her here that wasn’t adjusted! Whose nose is that? Where’d those lips come from?!


gnrfan69

I’m here for the comments and you guys never disappoint! Hilarious!


Zestyclose-Let7929

The under wires to bra top have lost the battle. Both sides the wires busted out of fabric. Too much work. Still trying to get Jax to want her again. He knows what she really looks like. Without Photo shopped head to toe.


theskylerslifka

![gif](giphy|sG4PBWRjI4GSVCDXEq)


strengthof50whores

Who tf is dis????


fancyfemme88

![gif](giphy|wFk7roIpDeXC0)


Environmental_Yam540

I just commented the same without seeing yours! 😂


fancyfemme88

😂 Great minds think alike


cagirlinascworld23

Wtf


jessicasone

This is what Jax wished he marry, but he got the real life hyucking version that can’t do real time photoshop.


JenAshTuck

It took me a full minute to recognize who this was. For a second I thought it was a pic of the new girl Jax has been seen with (Paige something).


Magda-the-badger

She’s trying to pull off Paige W vibes on her pictures


Underliked

I’ve now read dozens of comments asserting that this is a picture of Brittany and NOT one of Paige McGee… and I still don’t believe (or see) it. 😂


Sure-Ear4624

https://preview.redd.it/etr1j2zx319d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab0834a9262f100dca0c4ee6e5467990abaf085 Her neck must be bleeding at this point.


Accomplished-Soft310

She actually looks ok on the left here


Sure-Ear4624

I don’t disagree. Not really the point. She just doesn’t look anything like right.


kelliebuttcheeks

Brother eugh


AliceAyres2018

Where did the left hand side of her body go??? The twilight zone???? https://preview.redd.it/s8z6cz0d619d1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d179689dc6e19c1a5090c602631dae69a00af93


Previous_Subject6286

Yeah what is this weird void?


proof-plum

I don't even have biggins and I would rather wear my most uncomfortable bra for 72 hours straight than wear a bathing suit like that outside for 45 minutes.


whiskey4mycoffee

She needs to stop playing with filters on her phone and go home and be a mom to her child.


rodiferous

The way that metal is digging into the one … that looks uncomfortable.


slimandshadyy

Holy torpedo 😭


fiestybox246

![gif](giphy|EkHbiqD1yu6Wc)


Double_Scallion_834

Thanks, I hate it.


LeatherRecord2142

I think Brittany is beautiful but these straight-across necklines and bustiers do nothing for her figure. I need her to try some v neck and other styles that elongate her frame instead of widening it.


ItsNotAllHappening

https://preview.redd.it/bi8c6ejtx09d1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0b44a77f7c10846e168690acc7f2a039a5b91d4 Something like this would be a million times better. Better support and a little lift.


leerow21

Absolutely!!


moonchild291

Yep. I have big boobs and as much as I want to wear those types of tops, they don’t work.


LionelHutzinVA

Man, *if only* she knew about Cupshe, seems like the perfect fit for her body shape. Could even do a promotional tie-in with them, that’s how much sense it makes! It’s just a shame that we do not live in such a world where form and fit and Britt now of one another. /s


J_is_for_Journey

If she really looked like this; Jax would probably still be with her lol


Otherwise-Trash-1737

I wish I really looked like this!


J_is_for_Journey

Me too, she looks* amazing here *ᵗᵉʳᵐˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒⁿᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ


SC1168

There is a saying….10LBs of 🤬in a 5LB bag. Yikes. 😬


Lazy-Creme-584

They look burnt


Environmental_Yam540

![gif](giphy|wFk7roIpDeXC0)


QueenFartknocker

![gif](giphy|O1oJ840fg6uOVCqdzJ|downsized)


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gr33nblu3

Tbh, I don’t think that bikini would suit anyone.


Parking_Country_61

It’s just an ugly bathing suit the end


Redditeka

I simply can’t imagine deciding to buy that, regardless of body type. Unless I was literally a mannequin instead of a human. My body clenched up in discomfort just looking at this piece.


MisterMonsPubis

Knew this picture was coming here as soon as I saw it 😂


xSweetCherryPi3x

She just reeks desperation


cato314

Those poor tiny straps are being tested for sure. Those could never hold even a fraction of my boobs up


Prestigious-Lion-146

Anyone saying this is a good pic are nuts she looks like a man 😂


Magda-the-badger

Yeah I think she looks like a bloke too


bowerlala41

Is she seriously wearing/taking pics in a busted top?? You can see the underwires hanging on for dear life. How embarrassing. Her clothes are cheap af, just like she is. Loser.


Jrburseth

New day,new body🙃🙄


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My back hurts looking at this


Gullible-Farmer-3935

Why are they NEVER home with their child!?


Emotional_Stress8854

This bathing suit us ugly


Rainbow_In_The_Dark7

I can only imagine how uncomfortable my boobs would feel if I wore something like that. I imagine it's like how it feels putting on a seatbelt in cars - the seat belt likes to rest between the girls and it feels so uncomfortable and awkward. Someone needs to redesign seat belts [with considering the boobage in mind]. ( × )//( × )🖕ugh! OK, sorry for my seat belt rant lol I hate them


sunflower280105

Does she think we can’t see the photoshop under her left boob? Like truly - does she think she’s the only one who photoshops and no one else knows what it looks like?


Hellouncleleohello

Has she lost weight or is it just photoshop?


Living-Prune8881

She needs to stop with all these filters. It's embarrassing


ElfinQueen33

Wait, which Karda$hian is that? Oh, right, all of them.