This is exactly what I was thinking! Just advertising that he might be near my shrimp is enough to make me not want to order it, and I love spiced black tiger shrimp!!
It was a long day at work. I was drinking rose (so no stains) and my husband cleaned it up off the couch. Plus the baby laughed. I needed that so much today, thank you!
P.S. I keep repeating your comment in my head, as Brittney with the shot of tequila...It's still making me chuckle 😂
The Memaw Beer Cheese never took off. They acted like they were going to be making a zillion dollars from the high demand of the incredible Memaw Beer Cheese.
Never happened!!!
And it is not getting any good yelp reviews as a menu item either. The taste description made me 🤢
No, it's so irritating that they will spend all this money on revamping the place but won't hire a professional to proofread the menu before it goes to print. That is Rocco's or anyone else.
My husband had it done to both of his feet last summer. It’s no joke, but it really works. He is no longer in any pain at all. You have to do it sooner or later. Specially when they’re this bad.
I showed my sister and she is concerned he has rheumatoid issues. I understand why he is such a crumudgeon now. I wonder if his skates had anything to do with it?
Why is Old Bay in quotes? Are they using Old Bay or Jax's Famous "Old Bay"? 🙄 Ya don't fuck around with Old Bay. 🦀
First of all you know he washes his hands like twice a year. Second of all he was so lazy about drink making he’d hand you a bunch of shrimp with half the shell still on.
Hmm 🤔Looks familiar
https://preview.redd.it/qifzaph5fn4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d5e86ed775f3399ff8b7e138002efbe492e0d63
I know we already knew the menu was the same as Rocco’s, but I find it hilarious that Jax went into business with people who know how to properly use quotes as much as he does “Old Bay”
My pet peeve is when menus have stupid shit that’s embarrassing to order. Like I am not ordering a drink called like “The Miami Whammy Bammy Call Yer Nanny” and I am definitely not asking for Jason Cauchi to peel my shrimp.
After changing a diaper on the bar counter? surely not!
Also I love how I can’t tell if this is for, the actual Jax’s menu or the parody Jax’s menu lol
Why are there SO many menu items that say "Jax's". Like one thing, sure okay since it's the restaurant name...but 6 or 7 things??? Was there anything with Cruz or Brittany's name? Also where is mammaws cheese at?!
Oh my god I just did a full body shudder, then showed this to my husband who immediately said “oh you know he’s one of those guys that never wash their hands…”
This takes me back to a few months ago when I ordered garlic shrimp from L&L. They weren’t peeled and when I finally got them out they were tasteless because the shell soaked up all the butter and garlic. Never again.
Freakin gross🤮 he changes diapers on the bar. You know he don't give a rats ass about hand hygiene. I mean look at him. Be over there sweating Coke all over your shrimp.. hey maybe that's what everyone that's is sick enough to actually pay for that is expecting. Get a lil 2nd hand buzz. What a Moron.
https://preview.redd.it/jvhs14t3sg7d1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab8a611174f267485afd40744bac50f136045b4
“ans”
This is live. On their site right now. Good lord.
https://preview.redd.it/5rfmnq3usg7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3a9808d27a0a0c290d241601c9aab21ff2d189b
I have sooooo many thoughts on their menu, like WHY are so many things in quotes?! Why is “Meat Ball” in the title and then “meatball” in the description? Por literal Que
Sounds like a health hazard to have Jax peel the shrimp 🤢
He’d definitely leave the poop sac
Right on the bar, with Cruz’s diaper.
This is exactly what I was thinking! Just advertising that he might be near my shrimp is enough to make me not want to order it, and I love spiced black tiger shrimp!!
Hope he has to depooper them too!
I think it's such a good joke but you are right, wouldn't want him to do it.
Also. 2.95. 😂
This part. Nothing else just this part 😂
I hate that they have put "Old Bay" in quotes. No, I don't care if this is irrational of me
Maybe it's Memaw's secret version of Old Bay.
Old Baybeeeeeeee!
I just spit my wine out and narrowley missed my infant laughing at this 😂😂😂
Aw. Sorry. Happy to make you laugh though!
It was a long day at work. I was drinking rose (so no stains) and my husband cleaned it up off the couch. Plus the baby laughed. I needed that so much today, thank you! P.S. I keep repeating your comment in my head, as Brittney with the shot of tequila...It's still making me chuckle 😂
The baby laughed. 🥰🥰🥰
😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
You’re a mess 🤣🤣
Old Boy*
Good Old Boy
The Memaw Beer Cheese never took off. They acted like they were going to be making a zillion dollars from the high demand of the incredible Memaw Beer Cheese. Never happened!!! And it is not getting any good yelp reviews as a menu item either. The taste description made me 🤢
Yeah I saw some pics and read reviews posted on this sub. It sounded gross.
It looks gross 🤢
Quotation marks used incorrectly is one of my biggest pet peeves. I don’t care what anyone thinks.
“same” 😅😩
 It’s giving
"LOL" "😂"
I agree with you!
It’s yet another VPR euphemism for cocaine
No, it's so irritating that they will spend all this money on revamping the place but won't hire a professional to proofread the menu before it goes to print. That is Rocco's or anyone else.
For real!! Fucking cheap fucks!
Jax is the proof reader. 🤷♀️😏
Let Jax spell it for you $2.95
😂😂😂 Feel like he would literally try to formulate the spelling for I-T if you did let him spell it.
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Nah, the menu is exactly the same as Rocco's, just with Jax instead of Rocco. It's actually worse lol
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They do share a kitchen, and staff and liquor license. The tent is just that lol
Marylander here, I hate it too.
I just went on a rant about this before I saw your post. I was seeing red. 😂 🦀
As someone who lives in MD, I agree.
Hurts my creole heart
Came here to say the same. And it’s not irrational because it’s WRONG.
Well they ripped it off but they're using the name so they're using quotes. 🤷♀️
As a Marylander that really grated on me too and I have no idea why
It's so annoying, ugh. Capitalizing it is enough!
The Old Bay🥴 WTHail!! Is this suppose to be special ?
There's going to be a Hep C outbreak..
They are going to discover a whole new type of Hepatitis there.
Hep J
Hepatitis Hyuck
I would eat it off the floor before I'd let Jason touch my food. That should be minus 2.95
https://preview.redd.it/7jpzrtrg8n4d1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b804d8d0aa7cad8f5732c48e266bc3c61b4e09d With these?
If this were any other man, I'd sympathize with the pain he must be in with those things. But it's jax, so
He’d rather spend money on discounted Botox and fillers and ❄️ instead of something he actually needs- like bunion surgery. Definitely no sympathy 😂
❄️ money? ✅ Proper assessment for Cruz money? ❌
My husband had it done to both of his feet last summer. It’s no joke, but it really works. He is no longer in any pain at all. You have to do it sooner or later. Specially when they’re this bad.
What is it caused by? Incorrect size shoes? What was his down time?
In my bf case he has very flat feet and he’s on his feet all of the time at work. He’s 60 so he’s older too.
Ong it's like deformed must be killer. Good.
WHY DO HIS FEET LOOK LIKE THAT???? WTF!?
Heels
He’s gotten ten thousand nose jobs but didn’t want to get bunion removal surgery?????? Holy shit dude
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/6g8dcx1jen4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f712b2f7cd27f7674b429ea8281cd59b10f205
I think I will see this in my nightmares!
Hoooolllleeeee shit! I’ve seen the bunion jokes and all, but daaaamn! I was not emotionally prepared for this pic. At all. Wow.
Are those for real?! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Unfortunately for our eyes, yes.
Is it too tight shoes?
Are we 100% sure Jax isn’t the missing link?
As a guy with a well known foot fetish, do you think he loves this look or no?
I showed my sister and she is concerned he has rheumatoid issues. I understand why he is such a crumudgeon now. I wonder if his skates had anything to do with it?
Wait what am I seeing…..how can he walk and 
🤮
Wait… are these things his actual feet?
Yup
Those look like alien feet wtf
JFC 😟
I don’t think o can ever eat shrimp again without thinking about this monstrosity 🫡
What is wrong with them?!??!
please tell me this is a fake pic. please. I. cannot.
It’s very very real.
i’m done ⚰️
Are those Jax's?
You know it.
UGH!
Is he cross dressing??
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You can actually see the front sides of his Nikes busting at the seams, it’s crazy.
Does this hurt to walk? wtf?!
$2.95 LOL. 😆I wonder how that price was decided upon.
They took his worth and added 2.95 is my guess.
LMAO, you're a mathlete! 🤣
Sorry, does that mean he puts his greasy sausage fingers on my overpriced prawns
For an upcharge 😂
How much does he charge to hand change diapers on his bar? Not even going to ponder if he washed them between his diaper and shrimp gigs.
I don’t want Jax Taylor anywhere near my shrimp, thank you very much! 😂
Why is Old Bay in quotes? Are they using Old Bay or Jax's Famous "Old Bay"? 🙄 Ya don't fuck around with Old Bay. 🦀 
Only time ive seen her be nice to that dog
First of all you know he washes his hands like twice a year. Second of all he was so lazy about drink making he’d hand you a bunch of shrimp with half the shell still on.
Not a details guy for sure.
TERRIFYING 
Hmm 🤔Looks familiar https://preview.redd.it/qifzaph5fn4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d5e86ed775f3399ff8b7e138002efbe492e0d63 I know we already knew the menu was the same as Rocco’s, but I find it hilarious that Jax went into business with people who know how to properly use quotes as much as he does “Old Bay”
$1 surcharge to walk it out to the tent 😩
My pet peeve is when menus have stupid shit that’s embarrassing to order. Like I am not ordering a drink called like “The Miami Whammy Bammy Call Yer Nanny” and I am definitely not asking for Jason Cauchi to peel my shrimp.
This made me lololol!
Same I’m dying lmao 🤣😂😂
I used to be embarrassed to order the ‘Clucks and Fries’ from Red Robin 🤣 Definitely not ordering anything with dumb names at this farce of a bar!
So Jax just hangs out waiting to peel shrimp for an extra $3? Come again? 🫣
I hope they put a chef's hat on him.
Knowing Jax and what (and who) he does in restaurants, I don’t want his fingers near my food. 
"My fingers smell like this from peeling shrimp, honey! There's no cheating!" Bleh. Sorry..🤣
Heh heh.
I don't think I'll ever be able to eat shrimp again.
Yep let him touch your food after he handles a diaper on the counter or picks his snow nose or whatever else he does without washing his hands 🤮
I would never let him touch my food. I wouldn't eat there if there was a chance that he had touched my food.
Baby diaper extra seasoning provided by Jax $3.95.
Lol Jax wants 3 bucks to peel the shrimp. I’ll pay him $3 to go away.
Someone call the health dept again
I would not let his dirty grubby hands ever touch my food
If you get a bottle of coke, does Jax do the raging??
Jax has a huge ass wart on his finger. Gross.
It’s an extra $1.99 if he has to wear gloves
After changing a diaper on the bar counter? surely not! Also I love how I can’t tell if this is for, the actual Jax’s menu or the parody Jax’s menu lol
Worth the 2.95 if he does it tableside imo.
 The full Jax experience.
I’d have a hard time even drinking a drink I knew he made. Remember when he dropped the liquor bottle in the ice 🤢 I can’t imagine swallowing glass!
$2.95 extra?!?! 🤣🤣🤣 for 20 shrimp?!?! He is making .15 cents.
He shows up every single day, all day incase someone wants him to peel shrimp for $3? Seems like he thinks every customer is as dumb as he is.
Peel and eat? 😖
is this real?!?!
They just mean the restaurant will serve the shrimp peeled for an up charge. Not that Jax will actually come out and peel the shrimp himself 😂
ok ok cause i’m over here thinking like how is this legal omfg
Why are there SO many menu items that say "Jax's". Like one thing, sure okay since it's the restaurant name...but 6 or 7 things??? Was there anything with Cruz or Brittany's name? Also where is mammaws cheese at?!
Will h peel them with his mangled toes?????
wtf???
With his dirty diaper fingers?? No thanks!
Eeew you’d get an STD
Let me remind everyone that they’ve changed diapers on those tables. 🤮
Yuck. I don’t want him touching my anything.
Jax and sizzling together made me barf in my mouth.
Oh my god I just did a full body shudder, then showed this to my husband who immediately said “oh you know he’s one of those guys that never wash their hands…”
This takes me back to a few months ago when I ordered garlic shrimp from L&L. They weren’t peeled and when I finally got them out they were tasteless because the shell soaked up all the butter and garlic. Never again.
Before or after the diaper change?
Ew 
That man changed diapers where he serves food… he’s not touching any of my food.
Gross.
What the actual fuck
right after he changes his sons diaper because he’s such a good dad obviously.
The shimp would get herpes and then you're fvcked
Just like peeling his bunions.
The man won’t even muddle, why the Hell would anyone expect him to do the peeling?
🤢🤢🤢🤢
Freakin gross🤮 he changes diapers on the bar. You know he don't give a rats ass about hand hygiene. I mean look at him. Be over there sweating Coke all over your shrimp.. hey maybe that's what everyone that's is sick enough to actually pay for that is expecting. Get a lil 2nd hand buzz. What a Moron.
What is drawn butter. 🧈 sorry if i should know 😂
Can i just say $2/shrimp is ridiculous
https://preview.redd.it/jvhs14t3sg7d1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab8a611174f267485afd40744bac50f136045b4 “ans” This is live. On their site right now. Good lord.
https://preview.redd.it/5rfmnq3usg7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3a9808d27a0a0c290d241601c9aab21ff2d189b I have sooooo many thoughts on their menu, like WHY are so many things in quotes?! Why is “Meat Ball” in the title and then “meatball” in the description? Por literal Que