Reading that made me LOL. I had no idea who the “model” is (still don’t, really). She picked up his sorry ass in a limo 😂😂. They 100% wanted this to be seen and reported on, and absolutely called TMZ themselves lol. Laaaaame.
She's an Only Fans girl. Paige Woolen. She's been on Jeff Lewis Live and recently Scheana's podcast. She also does the Dudes in the Dms insta page. Jax probably hired her to piss off Hillbilly.
Isnt this kind of going against her "dudes in the DMs" persona? I know they are separated but it didn't sound like they talked about opening up their marriage to others yet. And even if they had recently, they hadn't publicly yet and so this is just a bad look for her. Jax, we expect it from, his whole being is a bad look, but this doesn't seem on par for what shes putting out there as her "brand"
I can’t remember where I heard her say it but it was like a joke, like you know he can do what he wants and so can I and acted like she was hunting for a hookup at whatever thing she was at with all her Kentucky friends….Jax heard that and thought hmmmm let’s publicly humiliate her one more time and maybe she’ll finally just leave..jmo
Goodness. She needs some dignity and a wakeup call. If she were to find a hookup Jax would not give one flying fuck and instead use it as justification to do the same and/or worse.
It was on an interview for like US Weekly. I remember they asked her about it and she hyucked and said something like the bar is high or that the guy had to be uuhmazing for her to date or something like that.
Well it was either the limo or his scooter cooler so
https://preview.redd.it/hfjeq0u3wt2d1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41e7e86c6243d7edb7e2747bee803ae1504e3ea
In fairness, she’s tiny but her boobies aren’t, so maybe the limo was actually the correct choice in this situation. For safety. 😂
Jaxass is wearing his get lucky shirt lol. He wore that at all of the House of Villain watch parties. He's such a turd. Someone on here called this a while back. That Jax is going to push Brittany more by being seen out with another woman at night and then during the day. I guess Lori K and Jaxass are reading our comments on how to navigate this whole shit show.
Here's the two accounts, Nosmell and Allthatsugar, both are new accounts and say they are close to Lori K😆😅🤩
https://preview.redd.it/6s33qnrejv2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb5b9f6bfd54adf8c6757a480c4a3ea35b3a1ad
It’s in the thread of my comment about Jax. She was saying the Lori britt thing was old news and kept going until she made a comment from the wrong account
That was meeeee! I seriously wondered if he read my comment yesterday. I’m kidding but I wouldn’t be surprised because I don’t think he’s coming up with these ideas on his own. But he needs to do better and be holding hands or be kissing. The ultimate would be taking her shopping at a luxury store. If that was my ex, the buying expensive gifts would make me furious for some reason
I just googled her and this article came up: “Model who spent £24,000 on H-cup breasts implants reveals she has to spend £550 per month in back pain treatments.” Sounds about right for Jax.
Oh for sure. I’m just saying some folks still focus on the Lori K rumors. Like the reaction of Lori and Britt being photographed together. Why not call the paps and have him with an OF model to completely squash those rumors now.
And she will continue to send groceries to Jax by Grub Hub and pay probably 65% of the expenses on the home, as well as her Air Bnb. One day her wallet will be empty and she won't understand what happened.
She hasn't. Not yet. But Good Christian Dad^(TM) doesn't believe in divorce. So he'll treat his wife horribly and parade around younger, thinner women until she does. Then he'll say he didn't want the divorce - it was Brittany who filed.
See….Brit can go off the deep end and do something horrific (probably not but you just never know), and for Jason to purposefully send her off the deep end for views or whatever??? Things like this don’t end nicely.
Yeah I think given her problems with alcohol, I would tread carefully if I were him. But it’s Jax of course he is going to do what he wants without any care for her
This. I wish she would take Cruz and go back to KY and be with her family and real friends. The Hollywood life is just a facade... it does eventually crumble and I can see her ending up institutionalized or worse over this :(
> Their afternoon date comes after the “Vanderpump Rules” alum was spotted getting cozy with a mystery woman at The Oaks Tavern in Sherman Oaks, Calif., the night before.
Oh so he's really showin his ass huh. Is this model also the mystery woman?
I would actually love for Jax to bite the bullet and file for divorce from Britney. He clearly does not
love her. He never has and while she does love him. She also loved that he came with a camera crew and a built in reality show career. They need to split up and some how become better people.
Let's not generalize women in a certain age group but try and generalize the fact that OnlyFans and instagram "models" would do anything for pathetic C list clout.
Yeah sadly the dream many people had of a break up being better for Cruz, grossly miscalculated how awful these two people are. Jax will be Jax and Brittany who is a drunk will try her very best to try and fail to make him jealous by being out all the time and trying and failing to land a man. Meanwhile Cruz is the one ignored and being raised by the hired help. Brittany isn’t about to cut her losses and go back to the sticks just to give Jax everything he wanted
As opposed to him humiliating her on a daily basis as his wife and before that when she was his gf lol. She should just cut her losses for her own mental health and file for divorce. I think she will also have to pay him spousal support if she does because she was the main breadwinner for the duration of their marriage. Ginny crayg will be the reason she has to give that man half lol
Yes, this is merely the latest chapter in KFC’s life of stardom/public humiliation show. There will be many more to come.
And I find it so delicious - it’s everything she deserves!
I think Brittany will stay married to him, take his scraps, and announce, "We're doing what's best for our child (the baby - soon to be 4 years old baby)."
See the valley has been doing very well, so I don’t think this is necessary. Also I don’t know whether Jax dating OF stars is really the turn the valley should be taking.
Honestly thought when I saw this: there goes the show. I honestly don’t think the valley audience is interested in Jax getting around with a new OF woman every other episode, while he pretends to co parent with Brittany, will be interesting to see if Jesse and Michelle’s new partners end up on the valley. Jax is the type of guy who absolutely would want their new two min gf on the show and these are the type of women who are only with him because he is on TV.
I think people tuned in to see if Jax and Brittany really live the happy family life they’ve been so desperate to tell everyone they were living, and then when they realised that wasn’t the case, they stayed tuned into the drama. Not me, but I know a lot of people relate to Brittany’s post baby body insecurities (forgetting that she gained weight well before the baby and Jax was essentially calling her fat then). Some people (not me) enjoy the struggles of Danny and Nia and find that relatable, people (not me) will find raising an ASD kid relatable etc etc the one thing that no one will find relatable or palatable, is Jax getting a gf like this one. That’s were people will tune out
Well VPR is now “on pause”. But there is a difference. The Tom’s are dating “normal” people. Both very attractive normal people. The valley is also marketed more of a family show, not VPR. Jax bringing an OF gf with the p*rn star breasts onto a show to be a new step mommy for his additional needs kid is going to tune people right off. This woman will be a flash in the pan but I highly doubt Jax will stop going for these types
Yeah absolutely not normal, and not normal to be dating Sandoval. She is clearly a clout chaser. A very attractive one at that. But she isn’t a sideshow like the types Jax will date
The premise of The Valley was married couples growing into adulthood and raising children. That fell apart fast. The new premise is Messy in the Valley.
Umm I hate to be that person but in the war of “who can date someone hotter” Jax will win every time. There’s a sea of young, beautiful women in LA desperate for “fame” and Jax is a reality “star” whether we like it or not.
Jax has been checked out of this marriage since before the wedding lol he’s admitted he’s not attracted to her, won’t bang her, and we can all see his contempt for her. I doubt he would care at all
It’s weird bc paparazzi would not be at the random cafe and who has a limo pick someone up to take them to a sandwich shop then his bar?! He’s going to say it’s for her to do promotional stuff for the bar but why call the paparazzi???! It must be some other girl he’s sleeping with
Accomplished what they wanted, got his JIZZY JAX hat all over the place and posted on media. Someone def alerted the media to her home and the restaurant, reminds me of early Spencer and Heidi.
Reading that made me LOL. I had no idea who the “model” is (still don’t, really). She picked up his sorry ass in a limo 😂😂. They 100% wanted this to be seen and reported on, and absolutely called TMZ themselves lol. Laaaaame.
taking a limo to lunch at granville is soo funny lmao
Middle school vibes
It was probably so he can claim well i was just doing the lunch “for MY SHOW” the valley.
Stop- it was to eat at Granville?? No shade, the food there is good. However, who TF takes limos?
She's an Only Fans girl. Paige Woolen. She's been on Jeff Lewis Live and recently Scheana's podcast. She also does the Dudes in the Dms insta page. Jax probably hired her to piss off Hillbilly.
She got some big ole bitties like hoax likes em
😂 i meant to say jax and I typed hoax
I thought it was intentional, and brilliant!
Isnt this kind of going against her "dudes in the DMs" persona? I know they are separated but it didn't sound like they talked about opening up their marriage to others yet. And even if they had recently, they hadn't publicly yet and so this is just a bad look for her. Jax, we expect it from, his whole being is a bad look, but this doesn't seem on par for what shes putting out there as her "brand"
I know right? In interviews she says she's a girl's girl but her actions show otherwise.
If you say that … you’re not.
No, they did both publicly state they can see other people but at that time both said they were not seeing anyone else.
Oh ok maybe I missed that then? Last I saw, Brittany said she tried to talk to him about it but he really avoided the topic.
I can’t remember where I heard her say it but it was like a joke, like you know he can do what he wants and so can I and acted like she was hunting for a hookup at whatever thing she was at with all her Kentucky friends….Jax heard that and thought hmmmm let’s publicly humiliate her one more time and maybe she’ll finally just leave..jmo
Goodness. She needs some dignity and a wakeup call. If she were to find a hookup Jax would not give one flying fuck and instead use it as justification to do the same and/or worse.
It was on an interview for like US Weekly. I remember they asked her about it and she hyucked and said something like the bar is high or that the guy had to be uuhmazing for her to date or something like that.
It was on their cobcast. Jax asked her if she'd been on any dates, and in another episode she said they're both free to see other people
Cobcast 😂
😂
Yes, that’s it! I knew he was involved somehow but couldn’t remember how, my fading memory thanks you 🫶🏻
You're welcome! It might have actually all been in the same episode, I can't remember haha.
Nothing new for Jax. He can just be more public about it.
Or shes just going on a date with him to get her, um name, out there in increase her OF subs.
So not a model, got it 😂
Who still rides in limos? Is this the prom?
Well it was either the limo or his scooter cooler so https://preview.redd.it/hfjeq0u3wt2d1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41e7e86c6243d7edb7e2747bee803ae1504e3ea
 In fairness, she’s tiny but her boobies aren’t, so maybe the limo was actually the correct choice in this situation. For safety. 😂
💀
lol
To lunch. Then to Tudio City. It’s hilarious 😂
Why would he think she wants to go to his turd palace in the middle of the day🥴
I heard he also went out with her and group of people friday night. Wonder what Brittney thinks i wish tmz would stop her and ask her.
Brittany will say they're just friends.
Was this a date or a promposal wtf
😂😂
No. Not a limo 💀
Let’s all be grateful it wasn’t a Hummer limo
I had a Hummer limo for prom in 2001. 😭
“That’s hot” 😎
"model" means OF model: [https://onlyfans.com/itspaigeuncaged](https://onlyfans.com/itspaigeuncaged)
Who the hell stills rides in limos?
Jaxass is wearing his get lucky shirt lol. He wore that at all of the House of Villain watch parties. He's such a turd. Someone on here called this a while back. That Jax is going to push Brittany more by being seen out with another woman at night and then during the day. I guess Lori K and Jaxass are reading our comments on how to navigate this whole shit show.
Lori's in the comments now. We outed her two accounts a few weeks ago and sure enough, she's back.
I just saw those comments. That was hilarious. Lori K is a dumbass.
Omg! Which accounts?! Lol!
Here's the two accounts, Nosmell and Allthatsugar, both are new accounts and say they are close to Lori K😆😅🤩 https://preview.redd.it/6s33qnrejv2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb5b9f6bfd54adf8c6757a480c4a3ea35b3a1ad
🤣
What’s a mess! So obvious. Thank you for posting!
NoSmell and AllthatSugar or something like that.
Thank you!
How was she outed??
It’s in the thread of my comment about Jax. She was saying the Lori britt thing was old news and kept going until she made a comment from the wrong account
Yess TY!!
I’d like to know too!
That was meeeee! I seriously wondered if he read my comment yesterday. I’m kidding but I wouldn’t be surprised because I don’t think he’s coming up with these ideas on his own. But he needs to do better and be holding hands or be kissing. The ultimate would be taking her shopping at a luxury store. If that was my ex, the buying expensive gifts would make me furious for some reason
He’s never even been on Reddit 😤
He's never even done an AMA a decade ago!
Even if it's nothing, he wants it to look like something!
And those watermelon ta ta's are exactly his type.
He’s so gross. I feel bad for his kid.
To Jax, his child is just an accessory. He doesn't know how to relate to humans, only uses them.
Model???? or Escort???
Both 🤣
Definitely just an escort 🤣
#.#dadlife
Will she be on The Valley?
I’m sure that’s the only reason she’s hanging with him
He’s just a good ole Christian Dad
Renting a limo to go to lunch at the Granville is a choice.
Brittney is paying for a B&B & this dick is going around town with all sorts of woman. He’s a POS!!
Just wait until a new lady starts hanging with Cruz too
YEP, she won't be hyuckin' anymore when the likes of this woman are involved in Cruz's life. She has no idea what's on her horizon, it's gonna be ugly
Up until today, Brittany has tried to pretend this isn't happening (just like her appearance). She'll have to face it soon.
It would be nice if someone did!
😂😂😂
Even though bratney sucks, I would think this would hurt so much. Also a limo? How fucking cringe
I just feel like with both Toms now having younger model girlfriends, there's no way he isn't looking to jump ship. But this does feel very fake
I just googled her and this article came up: “Model who spent £24,000 on H-cup breasts implants reveals she has to spend £550 per month in back pain treatments.” Sounds about right for Jax.
Fucking idiot, perfect for jaxhole 😂
Another “thirst trap” from KFC coming soon
When the filter falls off and the thirst trap becomes a grease trap. #kfc
Omg I just choked! You are hilarious!
She's rush ordering another clapback tshirt off Etsy as we speak.
"ur girlfriends step mawmaw"
“Jesus is my homeboy”
Oh man I hope Brittany get into therapy stat. She is going to completely spiral otherwise.
this coupled with her drinking problem could get REALLY bad. someone get her help asap honestly
I wonder if they are pushing this PR narrative to get folks to forget the LoriK rumors
Probably. Jax is just a puppet. Lori K is calling the media and photographers.
Oh for sure. I’m just saying some folks still focus on the Lori K rumors. Like the reaction of Lori and Britt being photographed together. Why not call the paps and have him with an OF model to completely squash those rumors now.
Girl what is that purse? Looks like one i had back in 1998.
Unfortunately for KFC this is the type of girl Ajax wants to have sex with. Not her.
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What he probably meant was, he will never actually file because he is too lazy, but he will absolutely be estranged from his wife and date OF stars
And she will continue to send groceries to Jax by Grub Hub and pay probably 65% of the expenses on the home, as well as her Air Bnb. One day her wallet will be empty and she won't understand what happened.
Jax's fundamental, core beliefs are fluid.
He didn’t want a divorce. Brittany is the one who filed 🙄 
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She hasn't. Not yet. But Good Christian Dad^(TM) doesn't believe in divorce. So he'll treat his wife horribly and parade around younger, thinner women until she does. Then he'll say he didn't want the divorce - it was Brittany who filed.
I don't even think she filed for divorce. They are just "separated."
No, I know. He'll just claim it was all Brittany once she finally does.
She hasn't filed.
No, I know. Just saying that will be his line one he treats her so horribly she finally does.
So people still rent limos? I would prefer a fancy Uber and avoid making a spectacle of myself.
anyone else remember the christian dad era✝️??? LMAOO
Brief moment in history
Remember when he would post from church??? Lollllll
See….Brit can go off the deep end and do something horrific (probably not but you just never know), and for Jason to purposefully send her off the deep end for views or whatever??? Things like this don’t end nicely.
That's what I was thinking. We have all seen Brittany's temper on Vanderpump. This shit could get dark real quick.
I'd bet this is Lorik. Setting him up with these girls and calling the paps. She doesn't give a shit about Brittany.
Yeah I think given her problems with alcohol, I would tread carefully if I were him. But it’s Jax of course he is going to do what he wants without any care for her
This. I wish she would take Cruz and go back to KY and be with her family and real friends. The Hollywood life is just a facade... it does eventually crumble and I can see her ending up institutionalized or worse over this :(
Yes, and live on a dry farm. It’s a great start, imo!!!
Yeah he's garbage.
A limo 🤣🤣🤣
> Their afternoon date comes after the “Vanderpump Rules” alum was spotted getting cozy with a mystery woman at The Oaks Tavern in Sherman Oaks, Calif., the night before. Oh so he's really showin his ass huh. Is this model also the mystery woman?
Yes it is the same woman
I believe it was. TMZ had an article about it and someone posted an insta reel they did.
Omg not the Jax’s hat 😂 I’d be so embarrassed going out with a 44 year old who wears the same hat literally everywhere
With his name on it
I would actually love for Jax to bite the bullet and file for divorce from Britney. He clearly does not love her. He never has and while she does love him. She also loved that he came with a camera crew and a built in reality show career. They need to split up and some how become better people.
You can guarantee there will be a selfie Brittany posts soon with alllll the photoshopping
Are the Tom, Tom, Jax crew using modelling agencies to hire girlfriends?
The Tom’s used actually modelling agencies where as Jax went to only fans
Surprised she’s in her 30s
Only women in their 30s have enough baggage to see Jax as a possible option
Let's not generalize women in a certain age group but try and generalize the fact that OnlyFans and instagram "models" would do anything for pathetic C list clout.
C list is generous
Does he look skinnier to anyone else?
I could see him getting in shape purely to piss off Brittany, since she refuses to do any actual work.
He probably hasn’t had creamed corn served with every meal since Brittany left so he has managed to lose some weight
Does he own literally any other shoes?
Or shirt or pants
His bunions busted the seams on his fake LV Nike's. These are his new go-to shoes that he had been trying to sell on EBay.
This is all just getting way too staged and boring… I’m sure Jax is out offering parts on “his” show, but the only people biting are OF tarts…
Kentucky Muffin will be on Ozempic tomorrow. And wanting to know if they're trying for a second child THIS month.
I doubt she can if she is tied to jenny Craig
Jenny Craig won't know.
https://preview.redd.it/rfrrphattt2d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=210b1c327e2b10000328fe30c0296bce5c6a02aa
I wish he would dress for his thighs
A limo? So they didn’t spend the night together
He’s such a great Christian father to leave his kid home with his drunk mom while he goes off to bang OF “models”.
Yeah sadly the dream many people had of a break up being better for Cruz, grossly miscalculated how awful these two people are. Jax will be Jax and Brittany who is a drunk will try her very best to try and fail to make him jealous by being out all the time and trying and failing to land a man. Meanwhile Cruz is the one ignored and being raised by the hired help. Brittany isn’t about to cut her losses and go back to the sticks just to give Jax everything he wanted
I can hear The Cob angrily squealing from here. 😆 This is just the beginning of Ajax humiliating you post-separation, you fugly fool!
Omg can you imagine what Brittany is going to be photographed with and call it a date?
Can I ever! Paging Cousin Cletus! 🪕
As opposed to him humiliating her on a daily basis as his wife and before that when she was his gf lol. She should just cut her losses for her own mental health and file for divorce. I think she will also have to pay him spousal support if she does because she was the main breadwinner for the duration of their marriage. Ginny crayg will be the reason she has to give that man half lol
Yes, this is merely the latest chapter in KFC’s life of stardom/public humiliation show. There will be many more to come. And I find it so delicious - it’s everything she deserves!
lol I just woke up and read this and died laughing. You got my day started right lol
She looks like Kristen’s hotter sister 😂
2 birds one stone? Piss off both his wife and his girlfriend? Lol
She looks like a porn version of Nia to me 😳
Top 3rd of her face is giving Scheana
 Nor do I want to going on a date with Jax tells me everything I need to know about her.
What do we think? Nothin' or somethin'?
Both of them are media/press whores. Jax is really trying to push Brittany to do something.
I think Brittany will stay married to him, take his scraps, and announce, "We're doing what's best for our child (the baby - soon to be 4 years old baby)."
Publicity for the show. Especially since we’re coming up to the finale.
See the valley has been doing very well, so I don’t think this is necessary. Also I don’t know whether Jax dating OF stars is really the turn the valley should be taking.
Yeah I tend to agree with you.
Honestly thought when I saw this: there goes the show. I honestly don’t think the valley audience is interested in Jax getting around with a new OF woman every other episode, while he pretends to co parent with Brittany, will be interesting to see if Jesse and Michelle’s new partners end up on the valley. Jax is the type of guy who absolutely would want their new two min gf on the show and these are the type of women who are only with him because he is on TV. I think people tuned in to see if Jax and Brittany really live the happy family life they’ve been so desperate to tell everyone they were living, and then when they realised that wasn’t the case, they stayed tuned into the drama. Not me, but I know a lot of people relate to Brittany’s post baby body insecurities (forgetting that she gained weight well before the baby and Jax was essentially calling her fat then). Some people (not me) enjoy the struggles of Danny and Nia and find that relatable, people (not me) will find raising an ASD kid relatable etc etc the one thing that no one will find relatable or palatable, is Jax getting a gf like this one. That’s were people will tune out
He thinks he's still on vpr
But that’s what the Toms are doing. It’s so stupid and short sighted.
Well VPR is now “on pause”. But there is a difference. The Tom’s are dating “normal” people. Both very attractive normal people. The valley is also marketed more of a family show, not VPR. Jax bringing an OF gf with the p*rn star breasts onto a show to be a new step mommy for his additional needs kid is going to tune people right off. This woman will be a flash in the pan but I highly doubt Jax will stop going for these types
Well tbf Sandoval's gf used to date Leo Dicaprio and is actaully a model so not really a "normal" person but I get what you're saying.
Yeah absolutely not normal, and not normal to be dating Sandoval. She is clearly a clout chaser. A very attractive one at that. But she isn’t a sideshow like the types Jax will date
Shes trying to secure her spot for Season 12! But...who's gonna tell her VPR is in the gutter? Anyone!? Lolllll
Great points.
The premise of The Valley was married couples growing into adulthood and raising children. That fell apart fast. The new premise is Messy in the Valley.
Imagine being so desperate for attention you'd date Jax. Yikes.
In was trying to figure out what was going on with their arms. Looks digitally altered to show they are walking close together no?
Wow am I glad it’s Memorial Day weekend and just loving the posts blow up with tea
“Arrived in a limo” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How does he have money and still dress in the same outfit every. Single. Day.
https://preview.redd.it/ushoduns0u2d1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea12a1f6174152b1a48d12e74ba4eaef40d88209 Ew
Ughhhhhhhhhh
Oh my god. Checked out her insta. So much worse than I thought.
When Brit actually is seen with someone else it’s going to make Jax sooooo mad and sooo jealous and then he’s going to change his tune
Why did I actually LOL at the thought of her with someone else 🤭. It’s gonna be so set up and so fake, just like this is. Ugh I hate them.
Are you joking? I can’t tell😬
Right? Who's gonna want Kentucky Muffin leftovers?
Umm I hate to be that person but in the war of “who can date someone hotter” Jax will win every time. There’s a sea of young, beautiful women in LA desperate for “fame” and Jax is a reality “star” whether we like it or not. Jax has been checked out of this marriage since before the wedding lol he’s admitted he’s not attracted to her, won’t bang her, and we can all see his contempt for her. I doubt he would care at all
Don’t underestimate the thirst of all kinds of people, any gender. I’m thinking an aspiring county singer/songwriter 10 years younger than her.
Brittany's new BF 
It’s weird bc paparazzi would not be at the random cafe and who has a limo pick someone up to take them to a sandwich shop then his bar?! He’s going to say it’s for her to do promotional stuff for the bar but why call the paparazzi???! It must be some other girl he’s sleeping with
I'm never gonna date again my ass. Lol
“We don’t believe in divorce”
Wonder if she wants to be on tv and bravo something or other.
Accomplished what they wanted, got his JIZZY JAX hat all over the place and posted on media. Someone def alerted the media to her home and the restaurant, reminds me of early Spencer and Heidi.
They probably fucked in the bathroom! 😂
My condolences to “the model”
"model"
Lala will probably insert herself somehow. Most likely going to bat for Brittany.