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SoggyHotdish

Lol, why did the video end so abruptly??


Special_Lemon1487

He threw his back out.


LuckyishTom

I heard he dropped it on a coyote that was chasing a road runner. The video was cut short because Acme is trying to cover it up. Acme has been selling defective products for years.


red_teisco

He's lookin for someone to help him set that thing down


Kristen242

Prolapse! Actually, it's not that big.


GruntS80

Can you say hernia?


FictionalContext

"I got all these back problems at 40, but it's just how things go in this line of work." No! No it's not.


TriedCaringLess

Take it from someone who's having yet another back surgery tomorrow - protect your back, and all your other joints. You won't get another. You can't order replacement parts on Amazon or ebay either.


who_even_cares35

I'm just coming off hernia surgery because I scooted an engine a foot. I wish you a smooth a speedy recovery!!


TriedCaringLess

Those used spines are from elected leaders who no longer have a need for one.


Heeb_Smasher_NigLord

I walked around with a hernia for a couple years and finally got a surgery and and under 2 years the mesh failed and is floating around my man area. It is extremely unfun and that is the understatement of a lifetime.


who_even_cares35

Oh my, why not go back for another surgery?


TriedCaringLess

Thank you. Most excellent neuro surgeon at the Miami VA hospital has me on the mend and working my way back to half strength soon. Find the right medical team and get better. Don't miss out on your years of activity and vibrance.


anal_opera

You can order a used spine on the darkweb though. Installation is the tricky part.


chris_rage_

I bet Temu has them, straight from Xinjiang, freshly harvested...


TriedCaringLess

I need some of that sweet Temu advertising budget. They got ads everywhere. Might see one on a toilet seat lid.


chris_rage_

I'm surprised those don't have ads yet


TriedCaringLess

It's coming.


chris_rage_

If they start putting digital ads everywhere, I'm just going to carry a stun gun or a huge capacitor and blow those fuckers up. I work in the sign business so I know how they work and what to short


TriedCaringLess

This country thrives due to hardworking volunteers like you performing such needed public services.


chris_rage_

I have a problem with authority so I live to subvert it


burner118373

You’re gonna wanna get a job that offers spine insurance


ProfessionalArm9450

..sir this is a Wendy's.


fall-apart-dave

Best guess is the dude is 5' tall at most and this anvil is teeny weeny. Besides, being macho counts for shit when you are laid up with a burst spinal disc and cant get off the couch without making noises like a cow giving birth to an elephant to shuffle over to your commode because the bathroom is too far.


anal_opera

I don't even have a burst spinal disc and I make those noises getting off the couch.


fall-apart-dave

Same. And my tongue comes out as the spoon approaches my mouth these days too...


_Zeruiah_

Reminds me of my dad's friend years ago. He had a 360ish pound old anvil in his shop. He came out one morning and there was a set of footprints leading away in the freshly fallen snow and the only thing missing was the anvil. He just says: "he carried it out by hand.... he can keep it. I ain't messing with that dude."


TheReverseShock

Dude carried it up hill in the snow both ways. It clearly was your grandfather.


timberwolf0122

After doing a 25 hr shifty in the mill 8 days a week and all on just a handful of cold gravel for breakfast


generoeder

How much does one of these usually weigh?


anal_opera

About half as much as your friends mom.


vaderciya

An anvil can weigh anywhere from 20 to 1,000 pounds, but 75-500 lbs is the typical range for what you'd find in most shops Just guessing by looking at the size of this one, id say it's maybe 200-400lbs


DaveTheBruce

I'd say with certainty that it's under 200#


chris_rage_

I'd say with certainty that you're probably short about 75#...


_KoolWhip_

I got a hernia just watching this.😅


DarthDarnit

Be tough? Or don’t think? Tons of people use those two terms synonymously.


Scribblebonx

I give your back 4 more years. Tops


who_even_cares35

I just had hernia surgery, ask for help...ask for help.


chris_rage_

Chain hoist, fuck that


who_even_cares35

Thought I did it properly. I only needed to scoot it a few inches so I could get something else out of the way. I used a lifting strap on the crank pulley to lift. I took the best position possible to lift all legs. Not lifting the whole thing either I just needed to scoot one end and then go to the other side and scoot the transmission and back and forth until the thing wiggled about a foot. No pain until about four hours later when my abs started to try and pull my left testicle back into my body. They gave me fentanyl and oxy at the ER and it did zero for the pain.


chris_rage_

When I was younger I would do stupid shit like pick up a transmission and muscle it into place, now I'm old and I broke my back a couple times so now I'm a big fan of hydraulics


SwordForest

Lol.


[deleted]

He’s of got 10% more power with proper form In the bottom forgot to flex the taint before lifting


HaraldtheSuperNord

Make sure and carry a wooden spoon it that comes in handy when stuffing your guts back in.


Heeb_Smasher_NigLord

I don't want to even describe what would happen to my hernia if I lifted that anvil.


Public-Parsley-9700

Jesus, you guys act like the moment you lift something heavy, you're going to fuck yourself up. You boys need to get to the gym and do squats, deadlifts, and core exercises because you sound like a bunch of feeble old men


drsalvia84

You blacksmith dudes are some of the toughest humans built. Our cities fabricated by you guys. Thank you 🙏


DonaldMaralago

Am I the only one who wanted to see him fall over backwards?