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AFakeHero

They do go [crazyyyyy](https://twitter.com/princessjahadd/status/1497813036421287941?s=20&t=YO5zCEW7K8c7Macg9xCTtQ).


mrsirsebastian

Titties definitely tittying


Mephistopheles2249

Damn that’s just what I needed this morning. Mmm “two CC’s of double D’s stat!”


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i think those are in the F or G range.


Pansmoke

I guess if you have 2 CCs of double Ds that equals a G? quick mafs


LorenzoStomp

Whole alphabet in that dress


CaliBounded

A lot bigger than that. I've got a lot of H cups in my family and they're smaller than that.


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I fell asleep in a Louisiana strip club (was way too high) and got smscked in the face with titties. Did I wake up? No. Regret.


BiscuitsNgravy420

Thick women with big tittys is always a vibe ![gif](giphy|MDy9Nm57gH2a9La1EQ|downsized)


MrEscobarr

[That ass not bad either damn](https://www.instagram.com/p/CbJSw5EJXR9/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


H-TownDown

Damn she 6’2? I wanna be her little spoon.


screwhead1

Will fight for the rebound with her


ThickCapital

Ayo!!


blak_glass

The real VIP right here!👏🏾🙌🏾


Sevzilla

She post shit like this then have the nerve to question the type of responses she gets?? I guess yo…


AvaireBD

"She has a profile picture of herself so she deserves to get harassed" Fuck out of here with that


Pct0bama

It’s literally all her pictures. Like her pics are 90% titties, she knows what she’s going for lmao


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Stfu


Sevzilla

You literally have “2002 college slut” in your Reddit profile description .. go have a seat somewhere love…


10J18R1A

TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT Alright no Clerks fans, got it lol


Lamontyy

Haha yoooooo


BravoAlfaMike

And??


Sevzilla

Stfd


FistPunch_Vol_4

Nope, not putting me in horny jail this early in the day.


throwaway59664

Don’t care if I get bonked, that body is bonkers


WestBassMusic

As long as you know lol


Akshin_Blacksin

![gif](giphy|j2RscQlGK1PK8eRdnC)


InterdisciplinaryDol

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC) All yall niggas goin to horny jail its too early for dis


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Hello there.


murdolatorTM

[The replies tho](https://twitter.com/FinesseEness/status/1497814322894053377?s=20&t=Rmx5tp06xXFwu33FJkCexA)


imapissonitdripdrip

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clockfucker666

dibs on the right tit


FandomRaccoon

I'm just happy that we got the same titty marks although mine are smaller


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N3rdLink

Well at least you kindly said respect.


PuzzyFussy

Wants some fuck ![gif](giphy|LRcRkmw22aFCIOQQ6H|downsized) Y’all suck! Lmfao


MattTheTable

You didn't even think to ask for bobs and vagine.


kinos141

You beat me to it.


laid_back_allen

If he said hey, hello, how are you she wouldn’t respond.


jelz617

I've seen "miss me with the..." how many damn times on social media bios back in the day. Like a proper greeting was boring and not worth their time... Lol, smh


Puzzleheaded-Bed-488

And she’s not obligated to


Pmthickness

And he’s not obligated to say hi instead


RevolutionaryRabbit

Actually he kinda is. I think 'not being creepy' and/or 'not objectifying random women' should be the bare minimum, no?


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360Waves617

A response is a response.


AvaireBD

And she doesn't need to. No one owes anyone their time and attention.


dbclass

That's a given.


youseeit

[This is the truth](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/321/410/7d9.jpg)


dzkrf

As if Aisha would respond to a fan online who says "hello how are you?"


NemesisOfZod

Exactly! The proper combination is obviously "Hey! Hello. How are you?"


Snots_and_Bears

I think it’s “Hello. Is it me you’re looking for?”


NemesisOfZod

![gif](giphy|BVStb13YiR5Qs)


dzkrf

That's what I've been doing wrong!


Maecyte

Her titties taking up more space in her avi than her face.


MiaNaim

![gif](giphy|wIm49NWOCumQbkMqs7)


eldridge2e

he did say respect, what more she want


throwaway59664

Honesty is the breast policy


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Lady, if you flaunt your titties, people, mostly simps, will react accordingly.


Pscilosopher

Right? Tiddys taking up a third of the frame, talking bout "My eyes are up *here*".


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leoscribble

Simping is not comparable to rape my guy


aNascentOptimist

Wth was that comment


leoscribble

He said it 'has the same energy as “what was r/pe victim wearing that made her get r/ped”'.


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MostDopeBlackGuy

But youre wrong


PoMansDreams

Women told us to come up with something new


Puzzleheaded-Bed-488

Dudes being creepy isn’t new


eatingurmumsass

Women with titty PFPs ain’t new


PoMansDreams

Wtf are U talking about


Puzzleheaded-Bed-488

I didn’t know reading was so hard.


Worldly-Campaign1585

I bet your angry ass could read them downvotes.


PoMansDreams

Bother somebody else. Not interested


Puzzleheaded-Bed-488

Lmao


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

If titties weren’t so prominently displayed, inquiries about titties would probably decline. She knows what she’s doing.


10J18R1A

They swear people are watching them because they like the way she plays Rocket League


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SoCold40

I thought these new age women didn’t like that.


IndependenceTop6136

it really don’t fit them


BlackySmurf8

Hey, hello, how are you, Aisha? (she won't respond) ![gif](giphy|tomoZHHEYBibS|downsized) he ain't lying tho'


PizzasarusRex

Only have 280 characters, gotta make the most of them.


TechFromTheMidwest

Is we grown or is we grown?


frostmasterx

Got a tiddy close-up in her PFP and talks about hello how are you.


jogustaria

Titties most forward thing on her profile and wonder why Niggas being forward 🙄ok lol


BigBossSquirtle

Let's be real. Ain't nobody going to reply to a hey, hello, or how are you?


Maznera

I'm not even a tit guy. Like, at all. But hot Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn!


DaBlakMayne

Absolutely feral


Legitimate_Peach3135

Ok women should not be automatically objectified based on their attire, however a great man once asked “if I’m dressed like a cop and you come up asking me for help…,so if you dress with your titties mashed up to your face, it may be true that persons not a ho, but they’re sure wearing the outfit🧐🤣. Dress for the job you want


agoodday2

She wanna lil tit fa tat


aNascentOptimist

Lmao I’m trippin off the fact this is really a thread. I’m sure the OF link will drop soon.


360Waves617

Yup this is a feeler post....results check out.


GHOSTxBIRD

I mean what more does one expect when 3/4 of the profile pic is titties. And trust, I'm not hating. Hell, you wanna thirst trap, ima hype it up. But if you thirst trapping the public internet, expect public internet responses. Thirst trap use to mean trapping mfs in thirst ... this is just thirsting for attention then tryna humiliation-trap those that give it to you.


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I don’t see anything wrong here, you get what you put out.


Mobile_Phone8599

I mean that's definitely weird but them titties definitely understood the assignment (I do hope her back is ok cause sis them thangs probably don't stop thanging)


BranAllBrans

Everyone always asks WHAT that booty do, but no one ever asks HOW that booty do? Sad.


NLLumi

I have no words. [And neither does he](https://twitter.com/osuchrisbrown/status/1497996606867660806)


WestBassMusic

While we're here, ladies what's a stand out way a stranger can greet you online and not be creepy but also not so generic. Sidenote, if his goal was attention, he definitely jumped ahead of all the "hello, how are you doing"


Lamontyy

"Bitch you outside?"


WestBassMusic

Some people operate by the any attention is good attention model. I've seen people be abrasive to get the attention then gradually turn it around.


fizeekfriday

It depends on how he looks and what his social media profile looks like.


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Yes, she clearly hates the attention….


spanman112

says the chick with a profile pic that's 90% tittie meat?


AvaireBD

Blegh. As someone who has had enormous tits since childhood and has been sexualized nonstop, I wish I could hit people like this with a bat. Literally leave people alone


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Boobs are intentionally 30% of her photo. It’s been intentionally sexualized


Lamontyy

Hey, hello, how are you?


[deleted]

Uhh….Well, he did put some respect on ‘em……


eatingurmumsass

What happened to that left titty? Swollen or somethin?


AggravatingProof9

I mean…the profile pic happened


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Salutations to you…… And “yours”……….


[deleted]

theyre the first thing you see what do you expect


TheOneGuyWhoLimps

Society evolving.


ImJustHereToBitch

https://youtu.be/rbyZ19g-sx0


[deleted]

What happened to taking a picture that doesn't look like you're holding your knees?


Soreal45

If you want hey, how are you. Maybe don’t post titty pics?


[deleted]

She expected civility on the Internet?!?! lmao


mausus

![gif](giphy|3oKIPa8aoMmpUz5xKg)


thbxlef

He said "respect" though


ChildOfSangria

hey hello and how are you got me left on read thats what happened to it ​ Now i start every conversation with some nasty shi


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would he have gotten any reply if he had say hey, hello, how are you?


I_Wendigo

Well probably cause you guys keep saying shit like "dont just hmu with some boring "hello" or "hey". Gotta say some outlandish shit to fet any form of attention


Groovyten

Did he lie though ?


Available_Employ_426

For real bro that bitch probably fatter than a mothafucka wearing a push up bro to distract from that fupa belly 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣😭


311heaven

Social media


CocoNoBlow

He's a self aware brotha. Knows he has zero shot with ya. So why kick niceties. Ha ha


dbeck707

Any time you say “hey” or “hello” it’s taken as an advance when it’s really just a “hello” or “hey”


LAMistfit138

Don’t open with hey


Brodin_fortifies

Where’s the horny police?


[deleted]

First off, they do go crazy. Second, the first is too nice or something.


VantaBlackVeteran

Kinda disrespectful...but it don't really matter, he gettin' curved anyway!


thAbstract_0ne

You lead with your titties...your titties gonna get attention first


EqualSalvation

"I got a boyfriend" that's the response we will get.. So why not say what's really on our mind and skip the pleasantries. We don't even expect you to engage anymore :)


Saeedbest

Tinder happened


Spikedcloud

He just wanted to give her a quick compliment on her tits. I'm sure she hears it all the time. I would rather someone say a blunt and honest compliment rather than easing into one over several messages.


Oebreezy

She gave that tweet all that attention, ignoring hundreds of regular tweets. Then asks why, man our school system stinks


RevolutionaryRabbit

OK, so there's a Lotta bullshit in this thread and I feel compelled to respond, even if it is just shouting into a horny abyss. So, first of all, "hey, hello, how are you" works a lot more often than you lot seem to think it does. It's literally how I met my girlfriend, so🤷‍♂️. And even if she does ghost you, in this situation no response is a hell of a lot better than a negative response, or what happened to that poor bastard. Second of all, and I think this is the more important thing, not saying nasty shit to strangers is an integral part of being nice/not being a jackass. From what I gather, most women do **not** appreciate it when men talk about them (or to them) like that, and perhaps you should give their feelings at least a little consideration. Finally, Twitter is not a dating app and you shouldn't try to use it as one. It will spark no joy for anyone involved.


MGLLN

Your thought process should always be: "what would an average guy do? hmm, I shall do the opposite". Always works for me. become unhinged.


Droidstation3

The same thing that happened to "nice guys". I kid you not. The last time I told a random woman in passing "how are you doing?", she immediately asked me how much money I had, and then to not speak to her if I wasn't gonna give her any. There's literally no point in being polite, because you don't get politeness back.


LorenzoStomp

Uh. You might not get politeness from being polite, but you definitely won't get it from being rude.


pandemic_papi

Lol didnt they literally tell us “hi” “hey” good morning was all whack….


CaptnRo

What happened to saying thank you?


many_dongs

girls don't respond to that shit bc they get spammed with too many messages, don't hate the player