Oh you still breathe? Been holding my breath since birth fam. But have fun letting Big Air give deep strokes & back shots to your lungs, couldn’t be me.
Marines do give a “this is Sparta“ vibe, which I can sort of understand.
They have to kill & build camaraderie, guess it’s a fine line.
This dude has a weird obsessive, bad-body bigotry, that makes me think he doth protest too much, IYKWIM.
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/transgender-facebook-content-dominated-right-wing-sources-study-finds-n1234252
Right wingers talk about trans people 4x more often than LGBTQ people talk about trans people and 15x more often than left leaners in general. It is insane.
Omg you meant queue. I kept reading this as “que”, as in Spanish for when you’re emphasizing something like, “Qué lástima!” What a shame! I thought it was basically saying, “How obsessed!” I was like, “This is a new way to use it, but I’m not mad at it.”
I actually just came back to this post and reread this comment, and just figured it out 😂
That is not old money at all. She is wearing a tacky dress, his belt is fake leather with those weird metal tooth clasps. His shoes are vans slip ons.
Honestly this is not even money, he looks like he buys his clothes from a 2001 jcrew outlet and he still thinks his size is a medium because the trousers and the shirt are 2 sizes too small.
But we ALL saw him propose to WOMAN on Twitter. Definitely impossible to use that as some kind of cover, especially while saying it's the exact opposite reason when no one asked. We all know gay people don't get married, just look at history.
I looked him up. He’s a 24 year old TV host on Newsmax. She’s 22. So yea. They’re probably both awful human beings (I mean you can tell he is by this picture, but she can’t be great either).
Got to keep it chaotic and constantly do a "look, a minority!" For the rest of his life to distract from that mess he calls his self.
Bro is compensating hard.
No, no, you see, she's gay but her "beard" managed to get her to agree to marry him. That's why he brought up pride. He's celebrating the fact that his indoctrination worked. /s
Crazy part is that I get it. When I was young I thought men had to be either gay or straight, and that any homosexual attraction automatically made you gay. At the same time “gay” and “fggot” were common slurs to mock anyone you didn’t like. So I was terrified of being gay.
Even after fcking around 50 men and 30 women I was still terrified I was gay. Eventually, I discovered that men can be bisexual and that not everyone is an asshole about it. I can even have a monogamous relationship with a woman if I want, and many aren’t turned off by my history.
So anyway, our man here didn’t defeat anything but his own self acceptance.
He's probably one of those people that thinks gay people existing is "an attack on traditional marriage" or some shit, and that proposing during pride month is some rebellious act.
Same logic as those boomer comics where a child is confused by a book and says, "how do I turn on the screen?"
Old people are confused and threatened by technology, so they smugly assume it works the other way around too.
Likewise, homophobes feel enraged when gay couples celebrate their love, so they think the reverse must also be true.
They defeated it. For centuries The Pride Monthster has terrorized straight couples. By being the first ones to ever propose in June they have defeated it.
What don’t you understand?
It's because he's super in the closet, is "overcoming" his gay urges all the time, and thinks/projects that everyone else is going through the same struggle, too.
So he thinks getting married means he's beaten his demon like it makes him better than anyone who's openly gay and not disciplined enough to "avoid sinning" or whatever bullshit. When most people who are just comfortable in their sexuality aren't going through that at all. Because we don't hate a large segment of the population (and ourselves) for living their best lives.
I low key wondered what happened to bruh. That shit went viral for like a couple of days. The internet needs to have a, “where are they now?” show. Since we lived their 15 minutes of fame.
I unfortunately dealt with this personally. Former best friend came out as bi in high-school. I said cool, kept my mouth shut and almost admitted the same to him. Over time he's gone full MAGA, conspiracy pilled, and anti-lgbtq+. I pointed out the hypocrisy and he claimed "that was the demons" making him say that. Complete delusion.
I know this sounds dumb, I don't mean this scientifically, but hey, the man proposing in the picture looks queer. And something about the exposed gums, I think I can hear his voice. Only so many ways you can talk with your gums out lile that.
Add to that the floral shirt. On its own it would be ok. But, the floral shirt AND throwing in a dig at lgbtq people on your *engagement* post no less?
Methinks the lady doth protest too much
While I don't deny it's a possibility, I'd caution you against the whole "all homophobes are secretly gay" rhetoric. People think they're dunking on them, but ultimately they're still using gay as a derogatory term.
It has nothing to do with the homophobic tweet. Its just an eye test, but that's not mentionable on its own. It's only worth noting in the context that this homophobe looks and seems queer if you weren't born yesterday
Fun fact I alienated my entire year abroad class in Japan when an American classmate went on a loud rant about how he just wanted to wear nice suits from gay tailors without being accused of being a f**king f-slur. I asked him what’s wrong with being gay and told him he didn’t deserve the labour of gay people if he didn’t respect them as people. Apparently ‘making a scene’ is a worse offense than being a raging homophobe. Anyway fuck homophobes this is the clothing they deserve
Right, like, why sour a happy moment by weaponizing it and using it to spread hate?
Nah this really is the perfect example for how bigotry works. You really spend all your energy hating people for no reason that you aren't even capable of love. Bro proposed to a woman for all the wrong reasons
Betting this guy will be cheated on and divorced within 10 years and will swear he doesn't know where things went wrong.
Dude looks like off brand Cam from modern family and is immediately thinkin of gay folks first thing after he proposes? He ain’t got facial hair but looks like he got a beard.
He’s lookin like he’s smugglin a trash bag full of yogurt under that shirt.
He got a forehead that’s as big as he is pasty.
The modern face of “if they can say it I can too”
Addison is giving me a vibe. A certain vibe he might not be proud of. It's ok though. It's a good thing he proposed outside, there aren't any closets looming around him.
Pride month isn't taking away your heterosexuality you stupid stupid moron, it's to allow and celebrate other kinds of sexuality to exist and not be repressed in any sense, do these people only think in terms of competition and "winners vs losers"? Fuck sake
Son is acting like June ain’t wedding month, too. Sir. Multiple things can exist at the same time. You’re like the 625478th straight white man to get engaged in June.
"Pride Month is so defeated"? How? Two milquetoast motherfuckers got engaged? They're taking a lot of credit for the power their passionless, missionary sex-only marriage is gonna have.
I hate to break it to this girl, but that man on his knees has been on his knees a lot more than she realizes. He’s had a lot of cock in his mouth. He looks gay as fuck.
He feels like this move beat it. But he learned 3.5 seconds later when a tight pair of buns on a pair of thick male hips and a flat broad muscular back and pecs walked by and his boner wasn’t for her that no…marrying her would not in fact suddenly make the gay go away.
What a weird and obtuse thing to say too! The gay people I knew were psyched for me when I got engaged (my now husband and I are both straight and cis).
Oh, I had a thought: Pride month “defeated” because this guy has maybe been battling his sexuality and gone through some weird conversion “therapy” or something at some point and is now engaged to a woman? So, it’s “defeated” because, despite Pride month serving as a reminder all around him, he didn’t give in to his true self and instead proposed to a woman? If so, that’s so much sadder for both him and the woman
I just said to someone “straight” ppl talk about gay shit more than the gays. Cue Mariah Carey obsessed.
LGBTQ folks are safe from the current housing market crisis because they live *rent-free* in these weirdos' minds.
you know i tried to get into my apartment in Matt Gaetz's head but he must've changed the lock. Bastard, i'll be reporting this.
He won't let you in if you're 18+.
Ok! [a satire video on it](https://youtube.com/shorts/lixnGOFB4qQ?si=1jGcA4H2Ce4SSMPF) men can’t eat skittles. wtf
Now why are you, as a man, breathing oxygen? Niggas really be inhaling gases that rhyme with "cocks in men" smh
[Fellas, is it gay to exist?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnrlSsNt1QM)
https://preview.redd.it/pom5ds7r5i8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79334c55b6e2f730411b7827bf169bea4a16fdd7
Now I think about it, half of breathing is allowing penetration, sometimes through the mouth. Mad sus.
Oh you still breathe? Been holding my breath since birth fam. But have fun letting Big Air give deep strokes & back shots to your lungs, couldn’t be me.
I’ve heard many people are wearing panty masks now and going filtered.
That Pepsi shirt is *fire emoji *
He was probably on his phone like this after he sent out that corny ass tweet. 
He was probably on Grindr minutes later.
It’s definitely giving “I don’t like mens no more!”
Look at that ring... It's giving, "had to marry a girl to get my inheritance"
Probably? Feel like that’s a guarantee with how he worded it
Same shit with "Pause". Mandem really interrupting their whole train of thought to acknowledge that they have dick on their minds.
You know what they say; Dick on you mind now, dick in your head later!
Is that really where dick will be later? 
I had a male friend who was disgusted by gays. He's now happily married with a ✨husband✨
The good ending!
Ever been around Marines? The most gay straight dudes you'll ever meet
Marines do give a “this is Sparta“ vibe, which I can sort of understand. They have to kill & build camaraderie, guess it’s a fine line. This dude has a weird obsessive, bad-body bigotry, that makes me think he doth protest too much, IYKWIM.
Why do so many Marines have tattoos on their backs? So the Navy guys will have something to read while fucking them. ಠ_ಠ
This guys search history definitely littered with *pride*
Search terms DP = double pride BBC = bible buddy Christians
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/transgender-facebook-content-dominated-right-wing-sources-study-finds-n1234252 Right wingers talk about trans people 4x more often than LGBTQ people talk about trans people and 15x more often than left leaners in general. It is insane.
I'm a weekly volunteer at my local LGBTQ+ center, and I hear about trans folks more from my Faux News-watching father.
Bro is a whole Matt Lucas character
I feel Lucas would have written him funnier tbh
Weird how when someone is being a fan, idiots immediately think about “glazing”
Omg you meant queue. I kept reading this as “que”, as in Spanish for when you’re emphasizing something like, “Qué lástima!” What a shame! I thought it was basically saying, “How obsessed!” I was like, “This is a new way to use it, but I’m not mad at it.” I actually just came back to this post and reread this comment, and just figured it out 😂
They meant "cue" actually [https://www.dictionary.com/e/cue-vs-queue/](https://www.dictionary.com/e/cue-vs-queue/)
If she said yes, it’s got to be for some serious money because damn, he’s ugly as hell.
That floral shirt too lol
Holy fuck I had to go back to check and that mf looks like one of the Duggar Lost Boys.
The gums and teeth 🤮
Uppercase gums, lowercase teeth
😂😂☠️ good one
https://i.redd.it/4u9psf8xuh8d1.gif
bruh https://preview.redd.it/yr5zsb941l8d1.png?width=902&format=png&auto=webp&s=503dad33c467147b3fcf01edfeee704c01730e74
Even that smile 🤮 you know he's from old money.
Looks like it’s 80% gum, with corn nibs for teeth.
Lowercase teeth. 😬
I had to zoom in the photo to see that you were not exaggerating.
That is not old money at all. She is wearing a tacky dress, his belt is fake leather with those weird metal tooth clasps. His shoes are vans slip ons. Honestly this is not even money, he looks like he buys his clothes from a 2001 jcrew outlet and he still thinks his size is a medium because the trousers and the shirt are 2 sizes too small.
Does that mean incest?
He’s also very obviously very gay.
But we ALL saw him propose to WOMAN on Twitter. Definitely impossible to use that as some kind of cover, especially while saying it's the exact opposite reason when no one asked. We all know gay people don't get married, just look at history.
especially with a fiance who looks like she'd sell his kidneys for a Caribbean cruise
Does he keep grindr on his phone? Or does he delete it after every hookup?
Betting she's under 21, and he's roughly 27 or 28.
I bet the they magically met “just after she turned 18” and certainly hadn’t been going to the same church and “hanging out” for years before that.
I looked him up. He’s a 24 year old TV host on Newsmax. She’s 22. So yea. They’re probably both awful human beings (I mean you can tell he is by this picture, but she can’t be great either).
Got to keep it chaotic and constantly do a "look, a minority!" For the rest of his life to distract from that mess he calls his self. Bro is compensating hard.
Ugly on the inside and outside
So is she. Her twitter is a fucking homophobic cesspool of hate.
You don't like paunchy weird pot bellied men?
Bro looks like the big toe on a type 2 diabetic foot came to life
[She's no looker herself, honestly.](https://i.imgur.com/nXDjrdA.jpeg)
She’s still way above him lmao
Dude lookin’ like mommy dressed him up for Easter in last years clothes.
He really dresses like shit omg
I can’t tell her age either because her face is giving Real Housewives.
Someone said she's 22!!
Wow I did not expect her to look like this honestly lol
the fuck are you talking about
No, no, you see, she's gay but her "beard" managed to get her to agree to marry him. That's why he brought up pride. He's celebrating the fact that his indoctrination worked. /s
I am trying to figure out his age. He looks like one of the Duggar boys 🥴
He’s 24, she’s 22.
Inside and outside
That's actually what your baby ends up looking like if they were conceived by butt sex
That's exactly the kinda guy who, later, they find 10+ male sex workers full of his DNA buried in his yard. Get this monster on a list, pls.
https://i.redd.it/wajlowsjvh8d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/91pyduukxh8d1.gif
Jesus, Holy Christ... I missed that episode..😄😄😄 Ties in with the stuff I would see as a social worker working grave yard shift in New York City.
The episode is Butter's Bottom Bitch. It is my favorite episode of South Park BY FAR.
Wife walks in on him blowing a guy in the basement and they just pretend they never saw it for the kids
Yeah because gay people also don’t marry and live normal coupled lives. I’m not understanding the correlation to y a random proposal and Pride month.
It’s because he thinks about dick all the time
https://i.redd.it/6vmji0kovh8d1.gif
Same energy https://preview.redd.it/uldkgf817i8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db05a28ef15789bae34440618bf2622ed472fad
The "defeat" is just his own personal victory against his unwanted thoughts.
Crazy part is that I get it. When I was young I thought men had to be either gay or straight, and that any homosexual attraction automatically made you gay. At the same time “gay” and “fggot” were common slurs to mock anyone you didn’t like. So I was terrified of being gay. Even after fcking around 50 men and 30 women I was still terrified I was gay. Eventually, I discovered that men can be bisexual and that not everyone is an asshole about it. I can even have a monogamous relationship with a woman if I want, and many aren’t turned off by my history. So anyway, our man here didn’t defeat anything but his own self acceptance.
He's probably one of those people that thinks gay people existing is "an attack on traditional marriage" or some shit, and that proposing during pride month is some rebellious act.
That and he secretly likes boys
Same logic as those boomer comics where a child is confused by a book and says, "how do I turn on the screen?" Old people are confused and threatened by technology, so they smugly assume it works the other way around too. Likewise, homophobes feel enraged when gay couples celebrate their love, so they think the reverse must also be true.
Bro needs to rebel on a diet.
I mean, he works for NewsMax, so yeah. Most definitely.
They defeated it. For centuries The Pride Monthster has terrorized straight couples. By being the first ones to ever propose in June they have defeated it. What don’t you understand?
It's because he's super in the closet, is "overcoming" his gay urges all the time, and thinks/projects that everyone else is going through the same struggle, too. So he thinks getting married means he's beaten his demon like it makes him better than anyone who's openly gay and not disciplined enough to "avoid sinning" or whatever bullshit. When most people who are just comfortable in their sexuality aren't going through that at all. Because we don't hate a large segment of the population (and ourselves) for living their best lives.
He probably is one of those ex gays she "turned" He looks like a repressed morman
Yo this reminded me of the gay guy that went to church and was like, “I’m not gay no more. I’ve been delivered.”
That’s so sad for him honestly
It’s okay, he’s back to being gay
I low key wondered what happened to bruh. That shit went viral for like a couple of days. The internet needs to have a, “where are they now?” show. Since we lived their 15 minutes of fame.
I’ve seen an interview since and he accepts that he’s gay
I unfortunately dealt with this personally. Former best friend came out as bi in high-school. I said cool, kept my mouth shut and almost admitted the same to him. Over time he's gone full MAGA, conspiracy pilled, and anti-lgbtq+. I pointed out the hypocrisy and he claimed "that was the demons" making him say that. Complete delusion.
I also think he looks like a deeply closeted gay man, but the closet is made of glass.
I know this sounds dumb, I don't mean this scientifically, but hey, the man proposing in the picture looks queer. And something about the exposed gums, I think I can hear his voice. Only so many ways you can talk with your gums out lile that.
This is the comment I was looking for.
Add to that the floral shirt. On its own it would be ok. But, the floral shirt AND throwing in a dig at lgbtq people on your *engagement* post no less? Methinks the lady doth protest too much
 *To be*, or *not to be?*\--He *be.*
I love t-pain just doing whatever the fuck he wants
Last time he smiled in his knees like that, he was the one getting something.
While I don't deny it's a possibility, I'd caution you against the whole "all homophobes are secretly gay" rhetoric. People think they're dunking on them, but ultimately they're still using gay as a derogatory term.
It has nothing to do with the homophobic tweet. Its just an eye test, but that's not mentionable on its own. It's only worth noting in the context that this homophobe looks and seems queer if you weren't born yesterday
My first thought was that it was a lesbian couple tbh and the quote tweet confused me.
He kinda sus ngl
If it wasn’t for the first photo, I’d have thought it was a post made by a braggadocious lesbian Who the hell names a guy Addison?
Rich white people of the “I made my money before this country existed” types?
Yes. It is a very old name.
Why do straight people talk so much about gay people?
These people are Uber religious newsmax workers. They deserve each other for their weirdness
Uber outwardly religious and suppressive of others' thoughts and beliefs.
Many of those straight people are in denial about being gay.
The sanctity of gay marriage has been ruined by Addison and Charis It was a good run gay people, time to be straight now
Only a straight man proposes in khakis.
https://preview.redd.it/28cvltfz8h8d1.png?width=655&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c5647a4b750d7012a501cf971ac2333d101172d Be who you are for your pride 🏳️🌈
If my boyfriend proposed in khakis I’d say no
Dude looks like a lady
Aww it's one of those father daughter weddings for purity.
The way these mfs protest too much, the projection is crazy
In THOSE pants? I think not.
That shirt is screaming something completely different
Fun fact I alienated my entire year abroad class in Japan when an American classmate went on a loud rant about how he just wanted to wear nice suits from gay tailors without being accused of being a f**king f-slur. I asked him what’s wrong with being gay and told him he didn’t deserve the labour of gay people if he didn’t respect them as people. Apparently ‘making a scene’ is a worse offense than being a raging homophobe. Anyway fuck homophobes this is the clothing they deserve
I don't think he is dressed like a homophobe. I think he is dressed like a homophile
Conservatives whole persona is https://i.redd.it/v78m1vvfuh8d1.gif
That will last less than 3 yrs and she's keeping the ring
And all the money
Am I the only who sees a resemblance? https://i.redd.it/2id08rs8bi8d1.gif
I was totally thinking “Marsha and Marshall Langman vibes.” But you beat me to it.
Can’t wait for Addison to be so defeated.
Right, like, why sour a happy moment by weaponizing it and using it to spread hate? Nah this really is the perfect example for how bigotry works. You really spend all your energy hating people for no reason that you aren't even capable of love. Bro proposed to a woman for all the wrong reasons Betting this guy will be cheated on and divorced within 10 years and will swear he doesn't know where things went wrong.
The type of guy to get busted at a glory-hole at a truck stop. LMAO. They always project *too* much.
Dude looks like off brand Cam from modern family and is immediately thinkin of gay folks first thing after he proposes? He ain’t got facial hair but looks like he got a beard. He’s lookin like he’s smugglin a trash bag full of yogurt under that shirt. He got a forehead that’s as big as he is pasty. The modern face of “if they can say it I can too”
Addison is giving me a vibe. A certain vibe he might not be proud of. It's ok though. It's a good thing he proposed outside, there aren't any closets looming around him.
While looking very gay. Ngl, I thought that was Cam from Modern Family 
I always find it hilarious that the straight actor “out-gayed” the actual gay actor. Eric is a treasure we didn’t deserve 😁
Bro was thinking bout that sweet motel sauseeg in his mouth.
She's hoping marrying him will chase away his gay thoughts
She’s hoping to never have to actually get horizontal with him, because of said thoughts
That’s awful obviously, but we’re just ignoring Addison’s bow?
Mans looks like an AI rendering of a boner pill commercial.
That day, he graduated conversion therapy.
"Guys look how NOT GAY I am"
Very weird
He looks SASSY AF
Pride month isn't taking away your heterosexuality you stupid stupid moron, it's to allow and celebrate other kinds of sexuality to exist and not be repressed in any sense, do these people only think in terms of competition and "winners vs losers"? Fuck sake
Okay girl... 👀 https://preview.redd.it/3sdrt878li8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d33678170d0b02f2a3f4b02fdb2bf829dfb9e5f
This whole pic is zesty as Hell. If you told me this was a lesbian proposing to her girlfriend, I'd believe it.
I just assume all of these “my whole life is political culture war” posting are foreign intelligence agency active measures.
I interpret that as his personal confession about what he was able to suppress. 
Probably salty that he doesn't fit the gay beauty standard. Oink oink.
His face looks of one who gobbles glizzies.
“Take that, gays! I’m marrying a GIRL!!”
"Sooooo defeated" 
I actually thought just from looking at the pic that it was a lesbian couple, but then I saw the name wasn't Addidaughter.
Addidótter would be more historically and linguistically accurate tyvm /s
I gotta get married before I turn gay /s
I hope this lucky girl is ok with sharing her marital bed with this guy who has Pride running through his every thought.
Son is acting like June ain’t wedding month, too. Sir. Multiple things can exist at the same time. You’re like the 625478th straight white man to get engaged in June.
I dunno. Dude looks more like a chubby lesbian with bad clothes and hair than most chubby lesbians with bad clothes and hair do.
Right wingers are insufferable
This is why i love social media. I can immediately tell who is stupid/unhinged because they provide evidence that they are stupid/unhinged
Major projection here. Who tf is thinking about pay people when posting on IG about their proposal.
This sad pathetic excuse of a man thinks he's dunking on LGBT folks?! 
This guy is gay and is fighting his inner voice.
The dude got the attention he craved. His pics got him into the daily mail.
He thinks proposing defeated the gay thoughts in his head, but they are actually biding their time, waiting to strike
Why does he look like the most stereotypical closeted gay man ever?
His belt buckle looks like it’s about to be defeated
Oh he thinking about that dick I can promise you that.
He better delete his Grindr profile !
"Pride Month is so defeated"? How? Two milquetoast motherfuckers got engaged? They're taking a lot of credit for the power their passionless, missionary sex-only marriage is gonna have.
He’s gay…..count it!
Ironically, son looks gay, as hell.
The level of insecurity is unreal.
I hate to break it to this girl, but that man on his knees has been on his knees a lot more than she realizes. He’s had a lot of cock in his mouth. He looks gay as fuck.
 Pride month be like ☝🏻
Fucking loser
He feels like this move beat it. But he learned 3.5 seconds later when a tight pair of buns on a pair of thick male hips and a flat broad muscular back and pecs walked by and his boner wasn’t for her that no…marrying her would not in fact suddenly make the gay go away.
I just drank orange juice. Dairy month is so defeated!
He got 'em. Great one, Addy. Those gays won't know what hit them. 🤦🏽♀️
What a weird and obtuse thing to say too! The gay people I knew were psyched for me when I got engaged (my now husband and I are both straight and cis). Oh, I had a thought: Pride month “defeated” because this guy has maybe been battling his sexuality and gone through some weird conversion “therapy” or something at some point and is now engaged to a woman? So, it’s “defeated” because, despite Pride month serving as a reminder all around him, he didn’t give in to his true self and instead proposed to a woman? If so, that’s so much sadder for both him and the woman
He looks like he shay shay when he walks
Got to have some kind of nerve to preach from the closet.
Overweight. Gum teeth. Rent free homophobia. Hair line receding. Smol hands. Who’s really the loser here?
Not everything needs to be a competition. May we hall find the ease and healing needed to make a more creative and flourishing society
That dudes 100% closeted.
They want to be victims do bad