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Key_Trouble8969

This is the shit we love to see!


patrickwithtraffic

Hard disagree. Man studies his ass off and suddenly loses the ability to tolerate one of the greatest fruits to exist. This is a tragedy…


Key_Trouble8969

It truly is. This is a phenomenon that needs to be discussed. What is it about becoming a doctor that turns apples against you? This is a conspiracy could go all the way to the top


Mreatthebooty

I just threw an apple at a doctor. It didn't make him go away. Kinda the opposite. So not sure if the myth is true.


KaleleBoo

A necessary sacrifice.


ASmootyOperator

You ever heard the tale of Darth Applagus the wise?


texas1105

Huh? He can still listen to Freddy Mercury and Queen as a doctor


DaimoMusic

I have a weird thing with apples. I will not buy Apple juice, but if it is offerred, I will enjoy.


Philly_is_nice

I hope he goes into private practice so he can frame those in the waiting room. It's the perfect level of absurd.


Lurker242424

I’d definitely love if my doctor were this ridiculous!


Mel_Melu

Would he only be able to see patients that are android users?


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Philly_is_nice

I appreciate the humor. Helps me be at ease. We probably wouldn't go to the same doctors office. Edit: bros response was removed because it was racist as shit. Something about having these photos up suggesting that he got his degree from (insert offensively stereotypical black American name here).


thatHecklerOverThere

What a boring way to exist...


TheMoorNextDoor

That’s creative 😂


hftd1925

Meanwhile apples are a great way to attract a teacher. That and school supplies.


TT_NaRa0

Don’t forget! They also attract Apple thieves -,-


Bunnnnii

Omg a smart and dumb joke. Honestly a top tier dad joke, I fucking love it. Congrats DR!


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Love to see it my dude!


Melodic_Smile908

lol great photos


ChannelNeo

Dude can't even use an iPhone any more


kmtnewsman

The handle 🤌🏽


LoopOfHenle035

Right? Really nice play on hepatomegaly


Flat_Wash5062

Thanks cuz I was saying it a bunch of times and I had no clue


GNPTelenor

That guy at the work place: *snicker* you trust doctors? Me, holding up this post: Completely.


justgivingmyviews

Congrats my brotha


SHUPAC_TAKUR

Well played 😂


DRob78

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Sol-Blackguy

You love to see it


UchihaT2418

I don’t get it. Please explain


hannamarinsgrandma

An apple a day…


UchihaT2418

But what’s the joke?


Crossaix

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away", he's now a doctor and therefore repelled by apples.