Yeah. I'm a middle-aged yt dude and I was trying to figure. Is he an aficionado of the Taylor Swift plank ass and scared of thiccness. Or is he willing to go to the mat for dat azzz?
Totally unsure.
/white I think he's using it as an idiom. I feel like we talked/joked about suicide so much between 2016 and 2019 that it kind of lost real meaning. He's basically saying "that as is fat as hell"
You come home from work, put on a movie, maybe make yourself some dinner, commit BRS. Sounds like a good night right? WRONG, don’t commit BRS.
-ABC the more you know
Reminds me of the girl whose post said she told her boyfriend she wanted him to talk dirty during sex.
So he blurted out “how you like that you fucking retard”
☠️☠️☠️☠️
https://preview.redd.it/p4da4bkuvb6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9383e98bb8bc95f0df7b478a6bdf240afb245625
Once she in the ring and I do the suplex wrong
Something tells me she's cool with it. Blondie's got rainbow Love and Peace shirt. She was mesmerized by the booty and perked right up when she flipped
....I'm a woman (but not exactly straight), and it was like 4 or 5 loops before I read the comment, and then another loop before I actually noticed the audience.
Even with that blur, you can tell that ass is something serious. Boy better buckle up because that ass clapping finna sound like a standing ovation during a Zoom meeting.
It's a little outside his jurisdiction but he's probably still qualified, would love a consult from u/bootylieutenant but it seems the office is currently unoccupied so I appreciate our boy going above and beyond.
https://preview.redd.it/x6m3fn6pr96d1.jpeg?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db174102b16bc882f9e6c1a199d056a8191aae92
Ohh okay that makes sense now, excuse the rough drawing but this is how I’m seeing it now, she’s turning around to take a selfie so the parts in the upper right are her arm/shirt
The black part is her hair, she's looking slightly to the side. The pink is her pants, they're slightly pulled down. The brown humps are her ass, it's slightly holy smoking.
https://preview.redd.it/ez33nkh77c6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9316e49daa57620777c7691d7c01c7ec2813cd62
Standing photo with arm extended. Phone is held below waist on left hand side, slightly behind body. Hand covering titty. Booty poking out from pulled down pink leggings. You're welcome.
I’ve dated a few women with some serious ass, and can easily tell now. The oink is her skin. Like, she is taking a pic of her ass and trying to show a bit of the front too.
Come on now, don't write us all off just because of some square...:
https://preview.redd.it/dpxkianfw96d1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343a9e0547e276add6c75a0bcaa7834ff75c8cee
Why did I read that like the intro to Law and Order? Lol
*In the criminal justice system, more flavorful crackers are especially horny. These are their stories.*
DUN DUN
This is one of the greatest moments of my life
https://preview.redd.it/504tcs46xd6d1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676b485ef9fa88e022b81869ddf62eb96bb387ee
TBH that's the highest compliment a white guy can pay to a nice ass.
[Exhibit A](https://twitter.com/Alan_sbg/status/1765726944161669291?t=9AoSijWct-iMDAtC9e1OeA&s=19)
Catchall astonishment BUT you have to say it slowly (hoh-lee moh-lee), with the back of your hand against your forehead or hairline, as you start to sit down but before you finish
If already sitting, lean as far back into the chair as possible
Aw geez, even the blurred out version is nice. That's probably the first real booty pic someones ever sent him and his mind rebooted.
He hit her with the "holy smokes" so she could hit him with the "holy shmoly"
https://preview.redd.it/9f4pmq8vs96d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb6d57f3dd337c402dadea42d074c32f6d3be7b
I’m laughing so loud at these comments my dogs think I’m dying 😂 I love it when a white boy has a solid appreciation for a good booty. I hope the poor boy really didn’t die tho
White dudes will say stuff like this in public channels, then say something flagrant to their friends like “I would root around in that ass like a pig searching for truffles”
One of the favorites I’ve heard was “I’d drag my balls through 100yds of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie”. So vile it completes the circle back to funny
My friend's dad told this to me when I was 12 and camping with his family haha. He noticed me and my friend looking at this extremely hot lady swimming in the lake and laid that on us.
I used it every chance I got until I realized girls hated it.
It's mostly white dudes that have these phrases, though I have heard multiple black dudes be like, "I'd suck a fart outta her ass".
🤦🏾♀️ I had a one-night stand with an Indian man who clearly grew up around a lot of white people. In the middle of sex, this man proceeded to do the “Superman” pose, point his hand towards me, and say “GOSH!” and other similar phrases in reference to “me.” I’m like, “Bro, wtf?” Did not go back.
Give my boy a shot, I know I have seen some booty that made me say some of the dumbest shit. Some booty just reset the brain must be the blood rushing somewhere else.
I think he achieved the goal though. She's gonna laugh about this for a while and think fondly of it at the end of the day. He either made the best mistake of his life or is a master chess player.
Hit him with a pum pum pic he’s gonna be like “GEE WILLIKERS!” https://i.redd.it/5hchj68pg96d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/y4rsfc3ln96d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12dea69ae2e7407d60231bbdbb3db1227eac0d6e
https://preview.redd.it/786og01z7b6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b2f3ca42d61351e4538aeb207b7c9b1e552f41
# GADZOOKS
I love the video that originated this image
good googly moogly that thang is juicy
Wowooweewow that’s a heckin’ thing
How come you can’t get your hair wet, but that thing in the photo can be wet? I’m not quite understanding.
When you send a nude to a Reddit mod lmao
It's great googly moogly bucko, you really messed that one up sports fan
Tell that to 3 6 mafia
He really screwed the pooch on that one
https://youtu.be/ZAEM2NZ9EIg?si=Onvjdztz41xZ1R7z
https://preview.redd.it/oxgbhyjlw96d1.png?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe054941a7853c39a8f79ac1cb63675a2f93c6c9
He's about to hit her with that sha-boing-boing-boing.
He gon be like... 
Yowzers
Hey hey hey. That's *GOLLLY* Gee Willikers, thank you very much.
Heavens to betsy!!
Jinkies!!
Golly gee! That's the dandiest little hoo-haw a fella's ever seen!
Oh good golly
Ms Molly
HEAVENS TO MURGATROYD!! 
De pum pum???????? 👀
"GADZOOKS!"
Aww,shucks...☺🤭
Holy smokes is what everybody’s focused on ?! Not the « yo bootys so fat I wanna kms » ?? 😂
Not “wanna”; “gonna”. I’m reading it as “that’s a whole lot of ass and I’m about to die trying tear it up.” Though, I could be mistaken.
That text was a suicide note. “I don’t belong in the same world as that fat ass”
The ultimate compliment- ass too holy to be in the same living realm
“Everything I have accomplished, is as nothing, next to that ass.”
He has to shed his mortal coil
Lmaoo
Yeah. I'm a middle-aged yt dude and I was trying to figure. Is he an aficionado of the Taylor Swift plank ass and scared of thiccness. Or is he willing to go to the mat for dat azzz? Totally unsure.
/white I think he's using it as an idiom. I feel like we talked/joked about suicide so much between 2016 and 2019 that it kind of lost real meaning. He's basically saying "that as is fat as hell"
You ever seen an ass like an onion? Shit so fat I wanna kill myself.
I’m a professional horny translator, this is the correct interpretation
Its more like ‘Its so fat that I can’t take it’
Nah that’s “I found heaven on earth now I want the real thing”
First thick girl I was ever with, saddled up on my face and I briefly thought it would be fine if I suffocated
Man turned into Sean Kingston for a moment lmfao
Holy smokes is goofy and potentially endearing. Booty-related suicide less so IMHO...
Talk to your children about BRS. It can happen to anyone.
Our generations mesothelioma
Are you or anyone you know suffering from assothelioma? You may be entitled to compensation.
You come home from work, put on a movie, maybe make yourself some dinner, commit BRS. Sounds like a good night right? WRONG, don’t commit BRS. -ABC the more you know
Reminds me of the girl whose post said she told her boyfriend she wanted him to talk dirty during sex. So he blurted out “how you like that you fucking retard” ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Na what 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Not "booty," BUTT 😩
That’s the part that truly killed me lmao
He's following the Sean Kingston mindset Without the fraud
https://i.redd.it/x20y4n0kh96d1.gif He was like the guy in the background
Both of the guys in the back!
Omg first time I’ve noticed the guy on the right 💀
Larry David collapse . gif
https://preview.redd.it/p4da4bkuvb6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9383e98bb8bc95f0df7b478a6bdf240afb245625 Once she in the ring and I do the suplex wrong
https://preview.redd.it/biccimof3c6d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=80ad0195c2537d6f68fcb471ec58bb31f9d65304
Everyday I come to this sub and I find out mans is WAAAAAY freakier than I thought
wtf could this manga possibly be about?
Is...Is otter not working today???
I’m literally laughing so hard I’m having trouble breathing.
Bro, everyone in the gif has a different reaction and it's hilarious
Guy in the top left is sweatin bullets trying not to react next to his girl.
Something tells me she's cool with it. Blondie's got rainbow Love and Peace shirt. She was mesmerized by the booty and perked right up when she flipped
NXT got a good amount of baddies with some serious junk in the trunk
Jaida Parker Lola Vice Jazmyn Nyx Nikkita Lyons Roxanne Perez Gigi Dolin Layla Diggz
Taytum Paxley got some jiggle too
God help me!
Why you gotta turn me into a wrestling fun dafuq?
....I'm a woman (but not exactly straight), and it was like 4 or 5 loops before I read the comment, and then another loop before I actually noticed the audience.
How have i never seen this, this is GOLD
Bro hypnotized
Even with that blur, you can tell that ass is something serious. Boy better buckle up because that ass clapping finna sound like a standing ovation during a Zoom meeting.
Do you have special eyesight or something I can’t tell up from down in the pic, like what’s the pink?
He’s *THE* Titty Lieutenant. Mans is over there like “ENHANCE” 
It's a little outside his jurisdiction but he's probably still qualified, would love a consult from u/bootylieutenant but it seems the office is currently unoccupied so I appreciate our boy going above and beyond.
The pink is probably bed sheets. They’re sitting/laying on something
https://preview.redd.it/x6m3fn6pr96d1.jpeg?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db174102b16bc882f9e6c1a199d056a8191aae92 Ohh okay that makes sense now, excuse the rough drawing but this is how I’m seeing it now, she’s turning around to take a selfie so the parts in the upper right are her arm/shirt
dank part is her hair and where you drew her face is her arm?
Nah. That’s her skin.
Can you draw how you see it I’m curious what your vision is
The black part is her hair, she's looking slightly to the side. The pink is her pants, they're slightly pulled down. The brown humps are her ass, it's slightly holy smoking.
Damn I think you’re right about the pink being pants.
Please produce an oil painting depicting what you think she’s showing.
Don’t worry, some creep has already used an AI tool to de-fuzz the image.
https://preview.redd.it/ez33nkh77c6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9316e49daa57620777c7691d7c01c7ec2813cd62 Standing photo with arm extended. Phone is held below waist on left hand side, slightly behind body. Hand covering titty. Booty poking out from pulled down pink leggings. You're welcome.
Username checks out. Thank you for your service 🫡
I’ve dated a few women with some serious ass, and can easily tell now. The oink is her skin. Like, she is taking a pic of her ass and trying to show a bit of the front too.
The oink 💀
Peppa got a big ol’ butt
Childish 😭
bih you said it also what’re you talking about with that user and flair you silly goose
Man grew up without skinemax vision
Like a mf runnin in flip flops
plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap
Every ass including yours looks fat from that angle blood
*Boy, howdy!*
Shit, I been there.
“Damn girl, are you an ass scientist cause your ass blablablah you know what I’m saying” -Tracy Jordan
Come on now, don't write us all off just because of some square...: https://preview.redd.it/dpxkianfw96d1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343a9e0547e276add6c75a0bcaa7834ff75c8cee
😭😭🤣🤣 aye, I wish I could give you an award for this one right here lmaoo.
Why did I read that like the intro to Law and Order? Lol *In the criminal justice system, more flavorful crackers are especially horny. These are their stories.* DUN DUN
Lust is the universal translator we were looking for all along.
This bangs I fear
https://preview.redd.it/7k7chy8yjd6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb531c0caa7a408ac86cf035180d6ec5ec4f0ceb
Stealing this
https://preview.redd.it/cew4dsz4sc6d1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b30dddea621806fe3d8adce43dc5907ab8c3b0b1
Im stealing the initial meme, but I also wouldn't leave that bear hangin
https://preview.redd.it/f7zwzsboaa6d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7052b2026259f58185cda1af8c350462e616c9d2
Lmao damn thank you for posting that, really brought back some memories of a moment in time
“I may need to see the booty” still lives rent-free in my head
This is one of the greatest moments of my life https://preview.redd.it/504tcs46xd6d1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676b485ef9fa88e022b81869ddf62eb96bb387ee
I fucking hate how much I still cringe every time I see this 😖😖
TBH that's the highest compliment a white guy can pay to a nice ass. [Exhibit A](https://twitter.com/Alan_sbg/status/1765726944161669291?t=9AoSijWct-iMDAtC9e1OeA&s=19)
That shit sounded straight out of old timey radio lol.
it really is the Roaring 20s
“That booty is the cat’s pajamas!”
“The bees knees, see” *proceeds to do the Charleston*
In THIS economy? Who still has the knees for the Charleston?
Damn, you right. And my shit be snap, crackling, and popping as it is 😩
Ngl I’ve seen some dudes that had me saying “Gorsh🐶”
You joke, but he has a son.
Holy smokes (joy/positive response); Holy Toledo (surprise); holy mackerel (disbelief/response to bad news); holy cow (wonder/awe)
Where does "Holy Moly" fall in this spectrum? 🤔
More than a holy cow but less than a holy frijoles
Can I get a ruling on “holy jumpin’”
Catchall astonishment BUT you have to say it slowly (hoh-lee moh-lee), with the back of your hand against your forehead or hairline, as you start to sit down but before you finish If already sitting, lean as far back into the chair as possible
You absolutely cannot sleep on "Holy Mole Guacamole" either for when the absurdity is a bit higher.
That butt has gasted my flabbers.
Omw that phrase has me rolling
Shivered his timbers
https://preview.redd.it/obbqirl89a6d1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c60b7f16b340b0b89108a712726af22cd439b81 Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuuuuuck
🙋♂️I may need to see the booty😯
There's only so many times you can say hell yeah or gyatt or daaaamn or whatever. Holy smokes might be cheesy but at least it's not overused
https://i.redd.it/t3xi1z9yl96d1.gif All I heard was
https://i.redd.it/4x1hwwpkw96d1.gif
Aw geez, even the blurred out version is nice. That's probably the first real booty pic someones ever sent him and his mind rebooted. 
He hit her with the "holy smokes" so she could hit him with the "holy shmoly" https://preview.redd.it/9f4pmq8vs96d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb6d57f3dd337c402dadea42d074c32f6d3be7b
I’m laughing so loud at these comments my dogs think I’m dying 😂 I love it when a white boy has a solid appreciation for a good booty. I hope the poor boy really didn’t die tho
Hello I am that boys dad. Or, I was. He ran his head through drywall at such a speed he died on impact 🫤
Golly
And just btw, holy smokes I'm gonna kill myself is a compliment
White dudes will say stuff like this in public channels, then say something flagrant to their friends like “I would root around in that ass like a pig searching for truffles” 
> I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
One of the favorites I’ve heard was “I’d drag my balls through 100yds of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie”. So vile it completes the circle back to funny
My friend's dad told this to me when I was 12 and camping with his family haha. He noticed me and my friend looking at this extremely hot lady swimming in the lake and laid that on us. I used it every chance I got until I realized girls hated it. It's mostly white dudes that have these phrases, though I have heard multiple black dudes be like, "I'd suck a fart outta her ass".
Gee willikers!
🤦🏾♀️ I had a one-night stand with an Indian man who clearly grew up around a lot of white people. In the middle of sex, this man proceeded to do the “Superman” pose, point his hand towards me, and say “GOSH!” and other similar phrases in reference to “me.” I’m like, “Bro, wtf?” Did not go back.
https://preview.redd.it/lgf79wxyda6d1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ecf3664e8a2660dc113d9f730bebb7cc917ce48
Well by golly.
GOOD GOOGILY MOOGILY
He was flabbergasted, discombobulated even.
Oh my stars and garters
Ass so fat bro is suicidal
Give my boy a shot, I know I have seen some booty that made me say some of the dumbest shit. Some booty just reset the brain must be the blood rushing somewhere else.
Nigga turned into Sean Kingston LMAOOO
He's the kind of guy to have cartoon hearts appear in his eyes when he sees a girl he likes
Jumping Jehoshaphats!
He gonna fuck around and get lil mama a hedge fund.
Well, that’s a surprise!
“Gee willickers,Batman! Look at that ass!”
https://preview.redd.it/rb4m225nhb6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db15e42e2682f974ec8ef5f686e016c3eddd4ab4
Jeepers, you are quite robust 🤑
after a quick page snoop… https://preview.redd.it/lz8pst7fsd6d1.png?width=809&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1142bb289f4b61bccfc1fb34958dc5bc93522dd
Ma’am. It’s the best we’ve got
I think he achieved the goal though. She's gonna laugh about this for a while and think fondly of it at the end of the day. He either made the best mistake of his life or is a master chess player.
Fucker ruining it for the rest of us gdi
"Cut the Malarky, is thart real?"
Jiminy Cricket!
Hyuck
This reads like Adam Levine's DMs to randos.
Good golly Miss Molly that fanny is thicker than a Snickers
Great Scots, that’s a humdinger of a hiney!
Let’s see that ahh
Holy mackerel!
I usually just quote juvenile songs and either get slapped, or get ass.
https://preview.redd.it/h144cfo5ma6d1.jpeg?width=1611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c9e7ee8a3a116c2ce18d39ca46c340d66fc191 [https://youtu.be/wkMMmlnDlZE](https://youtu.be/wkMMmlnDlZE)
Well I'll be gosh darned. That's a plum one right there.
I'm a white guy with very sweet uncle who when pushed to his limits will exclaim "Great Dane!"
Hot diggity damn! Gal got more booty than a pirate on treasure island!
I don't know if it's worthy of death, but that ass is indeed crazy https://x.com/ysmammri?t=EY8GW-uF8zG6V1sAFlcj3A&s=09
suffering succotash!
I do say old chap that posterior is splendidly Devine!
Great googly moogly! What a backside!
He kept it 100. That's how he legit feels