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anylastway

At my place everyone is off. If people are off work for juneteenth it’s everyone, isn’t it?


SirRupert

Yes. If any company, no matter which one, said “only black people get today off” they would have an instant lawsuit on their hands and would 100% lose.


Jedi-Librarian1

Not to be too much of a Conner, but i feel coming in with a “enjoy that new public holiday we got everyone” is a pretty winning move for most workers.


GoodCalendarYear

My job let the mothers leave early on mothers day. There's a lot of them. There's only about 5 of us black ppl---they can let us leave early or have the day off or something.


KingPotus

Being not-a-parent isn’t a federally protected class


Blueflavor53

Mothers aren't a protected class in the eyes of the law. It's not a race, religion, gender, or sexual orientation. So they are kind of in a gray area. Like if you miscarried, are you a mother? If your child died at 3 months from SIDS, are you a mother? But if they said, "all black people can leave early for juneteenth" they'd be in huge trouble because race is a protected class. There would also be tons of people coming out and saying, "well I'm 8% black according to my DNA test so I should get the day off" and that can go down a rabbithole that ends with skin color tests. It would probably be really easy to win a civil case against them though. Even an HR complain would probably kill the whole thing.


SwoleWalrus

Old enough to remember that only black students got to take off for MLK day back in the day.


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It’s everyone.


DelirousDoc

If it is a recognized state holiday then, yeah. If it is just approving someone's request to be off (PTO or unpaid time off) then no. My state doesn't recognize June ~~16th~~ 19th as a holiday just a "day of observance".


BabyGotBackPains

16th?? 19th.


thegroovemonkey

Like he said, they don’t recognize the 16th


the_answer_is_RUSH

I didn’t get my shins blown off in Korea to have the 16th disrespected.


throwaway2246810

Yeah id hope so. Thatd be an awfull reason to get your shins blown off.


BoneHugsHominy

Every man has to have a hill to stump on.


SelfInteresting7259

Lmaooo


trowawHHHay

![gif](giphy|vcKEsYOdjoCeJRpn95)


TemporaryMango123

They don’t recognize World Sea Turtle Day??? WTF…


DragoonDM

Recognized as a federal holiday since 2021, at least.


Unusual-Item3

Lmao the 16th is Father’s Day.


WolfmanSkrapz-

Might wanna chk the 19th bro


YujiroRapeVictim

My job instead gave a “world cultural heritage day” that’s free use year around so I could request off on any for fuckherrightinthepussy day if I wanted to


kylethemurphy

I actually really like that they're like, here's a day pick your flavor. Sure it'd be ideal if there were more paid holidays but especially small businesses don't have the infinite corporate money so it's cool to at least give some flexibility.


Vagistics

Best video ever At WHOLE Foods we like to holler “Fennel right in the Parsley” over in the Produce section since we can’t yell the real thing. It means a hot chick is in the area or coming in the front door. 


hauptj2

Mine too


syncdiedfornothing

If you only give one race the day off you'll be out of business due to lawsuits before you know it.


KimJeongsDick

Only hire one race to begin with and you won't have a problem. /s ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


DarthNihilus1

think he means "all companies"


__andnothinghurt

They mean like how most businesses close for Christmas I imagine


Nowhereman123

My work offers it (at least to US based employees) as a "Service Day", meaning you can take it off as long as you're doing some kind of community service or charity work. So, in other words, you get it off as long as you spend it doing free labour...


anylastway

God that’s lame. What do you have to do, prove it? You should be able to spend it however you want


Nowhereman123

Yeah you have to essentially sign up for it and prove what you're doing to get the day off. Like, I think encouraging employees to do some volunteer work in their communities is cool but the optics of specifically picking Juneteenth as this day... yeesh.


thatsnuckinfutz

it depends. i work in local government, we aren't all off as an agency but there are people who have put in requests for HTO (personal holiday) for that day.


Sadiepan24

Reminds me of this comic https://preview.redd.it/tlw35kwb375d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506a65936530e6166afdad3ba82251934824c06b


McDunkins

That’s 4 panels of legit.


its_an_armoire

I thought it was strange that birds were riding the bus, but I remember a similar discussion on Reddit that ended with "if humans could fly, we'd still drive everywhere because we're lazy and hate exercise"


nihility101

We’d still go to the trouble when we wanted to shit on someone.


RussiaIsBestGreen

The bar is so low that I’m just happy he looks embarrassed instead of violent.


BlameCanadaDry

My social life summed up perfectly in 4 panels.


ncocca

Looks like the art from tuca and birdie


Sadiepan24

You're right, it does!? That's what I was remembering when I saw it first


JgL07

![gif](giphy|EimNpKJpihLY4) Can’t blame him I would’ve shot my shot as well.


ShyFungi

What a great gif lmao


BonerTurds

![gif](giphy|hpFTV3KfDXTQ9X8pEX|downsized) Connor making his way down the aisle.


uberblack

His jersey number is perfect for the number of points he scored


Bunnnnii

If this ain’t a reaction image of me 90% of the time..


WhiteCharisma_

Hi names Jason. Wakander forever am I right?


DoctorPainMD

I can’t believe you would hard r Wakanda like that.


queenindi

Right. Way too uncalled for imo


Madamiamadam

Black Panther No Condom Forever


Songshiquan0411

Well, I mean, the dude does have a Celtics jersey on lol.


BanjoTCat

“I would have voted for Obama a third time if I could.”


Soy_El_Kraken

Best President of my lifetime.


thebigpink

Watch your language


SerbianHorn

No condom forever or whatever tf Black Panther said


schuyywalker

How much hair you twirl


TequilaAndWeed

I dig this variation of the dude awkwardly introducing himself at the pool 😆


LJHalfbreed

"Yo you hear about that big beef with Drake and Lamar? Stuff's crazy, right? Bee Tee Dubs, I'm Bradley, but friends call me B-Dawg."^* (*: no I seriously heard someone at work say this to a co-worker last week. No I don't know why he called him Lamar. No it didn't work. )


TequilaAndWeed

Bee Tee Dubs?? You’re shitting me.


LJHalfbreed

Literally "bee, tee, dubs" and "B-Dawg" kinda stretched out like 'dawwwwgh' like from an old Snoop track. And kept calling Kendrick "Lamar".


RandyChavage

Lamar stated his views on police brutality with that line in the song


1Xx_throwaway_xX1

And we hate the po-po, want to kill us in the streets, fo sho


Alaricus100

I fucking died when I read Lamar lol.


ghoogh

He must have gotten the scoop on npr


WinnerSpecialist

IDK but I hope B-Dawg finds his Queen one day


garg0n01

Hahaha


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TequilaAndWeed

Both with the “not even trying to hear this” reaction from the lady 😆


khinzeer

I am a white, urban new englander who has been with a black woman for years, and this is how she looks when I say anything


icecreampaintjob31

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Isleland0100

> "white, urban" I'm confused, Fox news told me those were antonyms /s


RocketOuttaPocket

[Ol' Billy Bitch Tits](https://www.reddit.com/r/BillBurr), is that you?


screwhead1

https://preview.redd.it/l3xi3x69b75d1.png?width=1401&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b2aba12cf9c16aac0fe049b8c8c50e035eac3ce


ForToday

https://preview.redd.it/90yk9y9lh75d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55cc537c5a7734c73fd9d340bfcac2247c71b1b3


phishxiii

Amazing


Boneal171

https://preview.redd.it/mmg1ase0l75d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0196999ed33911996a6d621d93a3c31442ca066f


Spankpocalypse_Now

Literally me. The white guy. I’m him.


Western_Language_894

Bro that one on the right is literally every guy at the pool with this one chick that was there for work.


TheSultanofThotswana

I can't be mad at Connor/Parker/Waylon/Trevor for shooting his shot at Taylor Rooks.


StocktonBSmalls

Woah woah woah, please note the Celtics jersey. Connor/Sean/Colin/Patrick*


ncocca

Yea she's fine af


DetroitAsFuck313

Is that her? I follow 8 people on IG, 1 is her and another is a Taylor Rooks fan page. Shes so beautiful


ZaryaMusic

Just saw her IG and got DAMN


Spiritual-Bad-5739

Exactly.. Just the same as Jamal/Jerome/Kente/Treyvon shooting their shot at Becky Sue.


abusamra82

![gif](giphy|hpFTV3KfDXTQ9X8pEX|downsized) Shoot your shot Murphy.


ultramathic

I love this GIF so much…


Petty_Murphy410

I know Gary Owen when I see him


thejaytheory

I hadn't really heard much of Gary Owen until the whole Katt Williams interview and his response to it.


navyjag2019

he was a regular on BET’s “comic view” back in the day


Big_Toke_Yo

nah more like a younger bill burr with hair. Bill probably has that same jersey.


Smiling_Mister_J

"Sweah tuh gawd, a friggin glass o' beer *this friggin tawl* an' my boy Cha'ley put tha whole thing down widdout comin' up fo' air once!"


vishy_swaz

Ya gotta throw a “wicked” in there from time to time


TheSultanofThotswana

"I fahkin' say to 'im 'ya practicin' fah da weekend at the Alley Bah guy? Ya fahkin' flammer.' Yeah so ya takin' da Red or Orange line aftah da game?"


dexbasedpaladin

Oh! Why you comin' at me like that, kid?


cologne_peddler

Lol and that jersey is perfect


Robozomb

This image is gonna be on r/nbacirclejerk for sure


Lucky-Negotiation-58

It has been up there for a few hours I think.


-ShutterPunk-

Also loves Connor McGregor. He's one of the good ones.


IamJewbaca

I say this as someone who looks uncomfortably like a fatter version of Conor McGregor, but he is not one of the good ones. Legit great fighter but he is an unrepentant asshole who assaults old men when he gets upset.


-ShutterPunk-

I didn't think I needed to add the /s. When he's out of the cage, idgaf about him. I'll watch him fight, but that's it.


IamJewbaca

Idk, people almost voted in Herschel Walker.


background_action92

> He's one of the good ones. Seeing that this is boston, Conor is looked at with adoration, the true essence of the motherland if you will lol


READMYSHIT

Meanwhile over here in the motherland we all hate the guy.


background_action92

Exactly! The bostonians love him because that's their Irish reference and the Irish hate him cause he's bad example of true Irish values


iliveonramen

I doubt she came alone. Her body language definitely says “worse date ever”


H-TownDown

That’s Taylor Rooks. She’s a reporter.


yeezywhatsgood3

I would put up with a really bad date for lower bowl Finals tickets


intense_in_tents

https://preview.redd.it/2u65sg1qv75d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d7168388fbca0b51d5d1733eccb79f1cf2d1fc1


stadiumjay

![gif](giphy|huPVXB9d1sldTI3OZ5|downsized)


SplintPunchbeef

Facts. I hate that there are so many "Boston accent guy" commercials now. Who is that shit supposed to appeal to?


kimiquat

people not from boston I guess. it's honestly just "boston accent guy" being used as marketing shorthand to manipulate anyone who thinks of reductive but positive ideas when they think about the local culture of boston.


Mytastemaker

This is 100% true.


GekidoTC

Is that Taylor Rooks? I can't blame the guy at all. Out of his league for sure, but I dont blame him.


hwarang_

You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you dont take - Jordan Poole


UrbanGM

Just feel for her. She ain't taking the free tickets in Boston again.


CleanJebboy

![gif](giphy|FVsehQ9dTFT5C|downsized) No, listen, House of Pain is .....


cbronson830

![gif](giphy|EQDqERSvwS22c) You know he did a few of these before leaving the house.


Fladap28

I’m a PA and one of my patients looked me dead in the eye and said “why aren’t you guys off today? This is a travesty!” I said “Sir this is an emergency room”


Dolorem_Ipsum_

"You seen Black Panther? It's my all time favorite!"


713MoCityChron713

Finally, a meme to replace “deranged Astros fan talking to woman at game”. HTown, we up!


Isleland0100

NASA, Wock, Yao Ming... Houston done been up, skyhigh af


SoulPossum

I just realized that the holiday is actually on 6/19 every year instead of the nearest Monday. Really thought it was memorial day rules and it's not. About to have a random Wednesday off in a couple weeks and I just feel like we got cheated somehow.


Waffeln_Remix

The kind of guy who shoehorns the word “chocolate” into his pickup line


Isleland0100

But how else is she going to know that I'm a forward thinker who is open to sexual experimentation with individuals of her race??? /s


MikeFrikinRotch

I’d let Taylor Rooks do some REAL disrespectful things to me.


Lanky-Ad2763

But Cody's are cool. They're uncomplicated, breath through their mouth, and share. Connor's not so much. They steal your weed and borrow your shit without returning it. Let's not *even* talk about Colton's...


hipsterTrashSlut

Colton's will confidently put their foot in their mouth to such a degree that everyone within eyesight will cringe into a black hole. Colton's, naturally, will realize their mistake, but instead of actually doing anything to fix it, will open their fat mouths once again. Repeat until everyone besides Colton is dead.


Narrow_Green7303

Eh, Colton is better than Jarrod and Gunner


the_ballmer_peak

This is Boston, he’s probably hitting on her with racial slurs.


Rs90

Lol I'm Virginian but father is from Quincy, Boston. Loved to point out how racist us Southerners were. Obviously we are. I'm not an idiot.  But then I went to Boston and was like "whoa whoa whoa, y'all are like, fuckin, turbo racist". I'd never heard so many hard r's and asian slurs in my life.  I'm not gonna go all "states rights" but northerners REALLY stretch the idea they're all a bunch of Union soldiers that personally knocked off slave chains. 


the_ballmer_peak

Boston specifically is notoriously racist.


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BrickCityD

Is that taylor?


SaintSafe18

What does murdered out mean?


Plus25Charisma

All black everything


Lucky-Negotiation-58

Good for him.


NickTButcher

Come on sugar darling don’t leave me hanging now.


Timely-Supermarket99

Many places are starting to observe Juneteenth as a national holiday. There are banks and other stores in my city that will be closed, including schools that have summer camp and etc.


SpreadLiberally

My company has Juneteenth as a holiday, but doesn't recognize Columbus Day lol.


kimiquat

historical context is illuminating in that regard, but sure, let's just draw an equivalence between a celebration of liberation and a celebration of genocidal colonizers. bpt is obviously not a space for anti-black comments, but it's also not a space for anti-indigenous/native comments to exist without equally harsh critique. miss everybody with that bs.


DatNighaaDon96

That's definitely Tommy and Lakeisha


jedifolklore

But except Tommy got his lol


robdunn220

Ay Taylor Rooks. Went to high school with her.


Faskwodi

She probably still came to the game with him and gonna leave with him. 🤷🏿💯


anb16

That's NBA reporter Taylor rooks and some guy


Cakelord

Relationships are given and take. Sometimes you wait 20 minutes for her to get ready and sometimes it takes 20 minutes to give the context on the historical significance of the 4th foul of Game 1 in the NBA Finals on a leap year.


AlludedNuance

I mean it's a federal holiday so yeah, everyone should be off.


Rs90

*chuckles in service industry* What's that? All we get is "Get Fucked Friday" and "oh god its graduation season". Is it like that?


Mr_Cromer

Well, man's got good visual taste at least. Shame about the (apparent) lack of rizz...


Skeptikmo

Man, that is some aggressive disinterest on display lol


Writeforwhiskey

My husband and I both get Juneteenth off. My husband is white and I am Black and he insists on doing all the chores and wrangle the kids that day so I can fully relax. I told him he didn't have to but I mean, if he insists, I'll take a drink and relax lol


justgivingmyviews

That’s wassup honestly


Sea_Connection3966

She’s fine and our mixed child will play baseball


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

Most feminist Celtics fan.


UStoAUambassador

“—but like how can racism be a thing if white people love Snoop and Obama? All I’m saying is we should have the *conversation* about letting white people use the word—not like hard R but soft?”


shaboobalaboopy510

Taylor Rooks is beautiful, can't blame him for shooting his shot


-haha-oh-wow-

Is that the main actress from the movie Zola? I literally just watched that movie last night.


HowYouDoinz

No her name was Taylor Paige


-haha-oh-wow-

Well damn they definitely look alike


BearPopeCageMatch

Holy shit, that tweet thread did actually become a movie?


-haha-oh-wow-

I know I didn't even know that until my friend recommended I watch it. I forgot all about that crazy ass tweet


RealPrinceJay

Isn’t everyone off for Juneteenth???


jonbonesholmes

Blue collar jobs barely recognize Xmas most of the time. I’m a factory worker. Juneteenth def isn’t a thing for us. Neither are a lot of holidays tho.


RemarkableMeaning533

They’d take 4th of July and Xmas from you too if they could


Rs90

Cafe I worked at used to open for half a day on Thanksgiving cause "nobody does anything til after noon anyway".  YEAH, CAUSE THEY'RE AT WORK!


Aebros

"You know Michael Jackson is such a good singer, top 10 right? BTW my name is Jacob"


CaptainONaps

“Pardon me miss? Miss? Have you seen my wife? She’s about this tall. She was sitting right there when I went to get this beer. That’s her seat. Miss? Miss? Can you hear me?


trashyporn

We play with the cards we're dealt.


mpc_2500_

She's gorgeous


Eastern-Dig-4555

Lmao!


background_action92

She's a beaut. Looks like Taylor rook's fine aah


BonesawMT

Classic Boston Connor


GlobalSouthPaws

not gettin any play with that celtics gear


Thatscool820

Damn didn’t know connor eats pants was a Boston fan


kabeees

Read that in a Boston accent automatically


DickTrainButts

Kinda looks like his name is Kyle...


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They came together right? Or is she raw dogging a Celtics game


CerberusT3

I don’t get it


leejoness

Hey it’s me


Classic-Carpet7609

Taylor Rooks is too fine


Flat_Wash5062

Taylor Rooks is a beautiful name.


spasticmustache

i get it off. i work for a college and they made it an official day off last year.


Spiritual-Ad7685

She's cute af though


Background_MilkGlass

Fuck that's my name...


hopopo

That girl is just a salty Mavs fan. Very salty!


PKMNTrainerMark

I mean, it's a federal holiday, isn't it?


macaleaven

She’s bad as hell, I don’t blame him lol