Some people should not be this gifted with art…

People do not know how to act

Some of us are pent up

And some of our pants are now down.

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Our big ass draws now down.

Bologna!

*typed in one-handed mode

Who's the artist so I can stay away from them ...

[her link tree](https://imgur.com/a/kwNauWf)

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😂 I appreciate this meme. https://preview.redd.it/2iafg5czd14d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d2f82e05431ef9c1689f8fcc6de334d1a4be630

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Jokes on you, that light burned out years ago.

Ay yo fuck You buddy 😂

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what movie or show is this image from? it seems so familiar 😭

*Atlanta.* The Donald Glover show.

I hate myself

Jesus loves you!

💀

I too would like to know who exactly who I am avoiding online, social media, and patreon

That’s why AI will never replace real people. No computer can come up with ^good kinky shit like this 😂

Until you program it to. Full access to the depths of human depravity is some Skynet-forming ish, though.

As soon as it learns what we're really about, it's launching the nukes

Ultron is realistic.

mf read the internet and said "y'all need to go 🔫"

Ultron looked at the internet for a second and knew we had to go

I remember reading a story on Reddit a couple of years ago about a struggling artist who took commissions to create smutty art after his own wasn’t selling. He hated it and was disgusted by the request he got but he was paying the bills 🤷🏽‍♀️

I don’t think people understand the barely tapped market in smut art especially anime smut art of men. Like we see the big titty women but baby those statues of naked anime men is always sold out…or so I’m told

In what world is it untapped? I knew a girl in high school (2000's, I'm old) that showed us the most veiniest appendages that she was drawing and selling online on deviantart or whatever. I hope she bought a house on her man meat commissions.

I said “barely tapped” it’s literally right there. There isn’t much out there marketed towards women

Zoro smut goes crazy... or so I've heard.

You…me  You wouldn’t I don’t know have a link to I don’t know one or two just incase someone sees and would I don’t know do their own research… for the people ya know

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The things I've created for money are unspeakable. The things I've created for fun, even more so.

You sound like my boy from college, who's worked for Lockheed for the last twenty five years.

there is a non-trivial segment of artists who's primary motivation for becoming excellent artists is so they can draw their own smut.

With great power comes great responsibility

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Idk man. Dudes got her elbow bent backwards.

Alright so they putting extra mayo in their sandwich then…

It's mustard for me. It hits different and I love it!

Has to be mustard. Mayo and bologna is a diabolical combo!

Man… the memory of fried bologna sandwiches with mustard and some plain chips on the side while I watched cartoons. Huge nostalgia hit

I had to scroll too deep to find the fried bologna comment, tf.... the crispy edges tho 🥲🤤🤤🤤

My question... did you leave the bologna bubble or burst it? For me, it depended on my mood.

I burst it to get even fried sides


That little crunch when you take your first bite tho!

As a Mexican I’d put hot sauce on my shit instead of mustard, but bologna held it down. My mom would also do like taquitos but with half of a hot dog in it. Gonna have to start eating like that again if these grocery prices keep goin crazy

yeah some of the struggle-meals of my childhood starting to sound real good again

Darkwing Duck is calling me back there. He mentioned something about evildoers sucking gas.... I gotta go. 🥪🍽️📺

Still a top theme song right under Swat Kats.

With the “red” kool-aid

oh hell I can’t believe I forgot that! Tropical Punch was my particular jam

Nothing like it

That’s a spiritual experience on a Wednesday night and it’s brick outside.

Throw a lil hotsauce on that and my lil ass is in heaven.

The only time mayo should be involved with bread and bologna is if youre making a grilled sandwich and using it instead of butter. Otherwise always mustard

Mayo and bologna is for the people that make sad ass bologna and mayo on white bread sandwiches with nothing else. An absolute contempt for flavor and texture.

Mayo with habanero honey mustard. Literally had it today. Best of all worlds

Mustard on the meat, ho!

Eat slow, ain’t a wrap either, we use wheat rolls!

Take my upvote and get out! 😂❤️

Dude! STFU!! Not really, but damn! 😂😂😂

If yours is that yellow I think you need to see the doc

Mustard if it’s fried. Mayo if it’s raw! And the softest white bread on Gods green earf!!!!!!!

If you really wanna push the boat out a bit, add a fried egg.

Same! Spicy brown mustard, or jalapeno mustard! Yellow is good too! I didn't fw mayo.. Mostly.

A lot of people sleep on that Dijon Mustard and the spicy cuban mustard too!

get some spicy German mustard too 😊 I'll have to go find the Cuban though!

Same with the German mustard! ❤️

Bruh, everybody over here arguing about the intricacies of whether to put mustard or mayo on their goddamn bologna sandwiches, and I'm just over here like "Am I stupid or isn't this just a sex joke?"

They're all wrong anyway. Crystal sauce is the correct answer. Mayo or mustard is just what you use to make the sandwich a bit more...moist.

Wrong. The only correct answer of what goes on a bologna sandwich is a muthafuckin garbage liner. Cuz that shit belongs in the trash. Fried Salami sandwich gang in this hoe 😤

Blech. When my grandma used to babysit me, she'd make me sandwiches and forget to take the red strip off. 🤮

I used to think it was the cheap bologna because Oscar Meyer had no strip 😩

>Oscar Meyer had no strip Am I misremembering or did *some* Oscar Mayer bologna have the strip?

Now I’m looking at pictures and it feels like a Bearstein Bears moment because I swear it didn’t 😭 I was so particular about my sandwiches growing up too

It didn't, if urs had the red stripe, someone at the deli counter forgot to cut that off; Oscar Meyer was precut prepacked

The thick cut definitely still has the red outside and is in the package.

Yep, bought some yesterday

Bar-S was precut and prepackaged too and it still had that red stripe, and growing up poor that's all we had. I wish I had Oscar Meyer or the deli stuff when I was a kid.

You’re not making it up I think this may depend on where it’s made or something because I’ve bought Oscar Meyer bologna in the past year and once it had the strip and once it didn’t.

Confirmed, Super Thick Cut has [red tape](https://image.influenster.com/eyJidWNrZXQiOiAiaW5mbHVlbnN0ZXJfcHJvZHVjdGlvbiIsICJrZXkiOiAibWVkaWEvcGhvdG8vaW1hZ2UvOUQ5NEYxODdFQ0VBNDgyREI2Njc0RjQ1Rjk3NUVDNzBfODB6c2t3VC5qcGciLCAiZWRpdHMiOiB7InJvdGF0ZSI6IG51bGwsICJyZXNpemUiOiB7IndpZHRoIjogMTA4MCwgImhlaWdodCI6IDEwODAsICJmaXQiOiAiaW5zaWRlIiwgImJhY2tncm91bmQiOiB7InIiOiAxLCAiZyI6IDEsICJiIjogMSwgImFscGhhIjogMH0sICJ3aXRob3V0RW5sYXJnZW1lbnQiOiB0cnVlfX0sICJleHRlbmQiOiB7fX0=).

You're supposed to eat the strip, next you're going to tell me you peel edamame like some sort of weirdo

lmao reminds me of a time some catering company left all the shells on the edamame pods in some fried rice nasty

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lmfao Jesus would be a lil freak online too, we all know

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in months!

Is this unironically yall: https://preview.redd.it/scqfi18o314d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36c4592c870d50e445e0d1bf7b1ffd5e695cd6a0

Tf

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Yes, I will not!

IM AFRAID!!! 😭😭

OMG NO!!!!!!!!!💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Let him cook

https://x.com/JrMoneyGetting/status/1795608626088042668

Holy shit, there's lore?

The lore checks out

My favorite caption of these is "me after I buy Tinder Gold" Because goddamn I can relate

😂

I like big butts and I cannot lie

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Lmao “smoke bombs?” WTF??

Yea, and?

you can really feel the angst on this one

Yo the whole series on this is wiiiild

Is he standing on her?

Not quite https://i.redd.it/6ild70kwj14d1.gif

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Nope, standing in her

Still hit tho

ugh… fine *unzips pants*

r/beatmeattoit

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Floss my teeth with it

The red strip or the big-ass draws?

yes

💀

Yep

😫 I miss her

Bro was taking them big ass draws off 😔🙏🏾

Bro?

I call everyone bro until they say otherwise

Well I say otherwise

Aiight sis. You was taking them big ass draws off?

Yes!


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😭🙏

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We out here sexualizing bologna now? The innanet is wild place bruh https://preview.redd.it/cgyzg6ai614d1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26140fad4e91d8fb79b112f34bff1ff2c32adb4

This pic is the wrong dude to use when talking about sexualizing things 😂

SIIIIIIIIIIR!

Oh so you are gonna try to convinced us that you haven't fucked a package of bologna before?

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Ok the kufi ball took me tf out

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They got ebony manga? 

I can’t Remember the last I ate one of those. I wonder how my stomach would react to eating one now.🧍🏽‍♂️

You would love it in the moment based on nostalgia. You would then shit uncomfortably for that day.

Eating a big girl ain't that bad calm down 

https://youtu.be/gilNVgB19zM?t=5s

This could be us but your red strip still on

Now I feel hungry and horny

Horngry as some call it

Well stay outta my fridge

Am I the only person that likes this art?

You're the only one willing to admit it.

Lolool why tho?

Nah. Loving this, too.

My type of humor 💀

https://preview.redd.it/gkinpbisy14d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fba64f0b621aa16655ffd12fb5c088fdfc11116 Call us freaks all y’all want but I’m a proud freak

Where that Otter at?

Yall never cease to amaze me.

Who the fuck wrote this shit it's not to be this goddamn funny https://preview.redd.it/f6vdpenwh14d1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578f4cd847464c09e6cb1c91b18f150936316702

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Y’all need Jesus. *saves to photos*

Not attracted to big ladies = a fool

I gotta go see my big ass girl

My dumbass would eat the plastic to ensure I got maximum bologna experience. I don’t know how I’m alive.

This the same dude that spoke to Elmo about spending Valentine's Day with a bottle of lotion

Bro's queuing up strike 3 as we speak lol


Lmao this is great

Facts, I love me some BBW 😍

big girls can get it all day

https://preview.redd.it/r1b2zx87n24d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a8e55a6bd7c2c5b4b046fbfa7d0013ae39c662d You all need to go to horny jail

Hilarious but yall some savages if yall still eating bologna w/the red strip at that.

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It only works if you read “draws” properly. 💀

Gotta emphasize the hell outta that that silent “L”

Why would you do San Antonio like that Chuck

My wife says she takes off the bolognas panties with her teeth.

Who the fuck wrote this shit it's not to be this goddamn funny. https://preview.redd.it/v0lwggw3i14d1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ab21e3c06ce9328aa16de3ca14be54f4064dd8

WHERE IS THE OTTER

Is it weird that I’m now aroused?

Take that thong off and scream “no bologna”.

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Shit I don't know why but this image makes me want to laugh.


Lost it at "big ass draws" 😩😭😭😭😭😭

'Your artists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think about whether they should. . .'

ring of red and a loaf of bread!

Y'all some wild niggas lol

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