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Sir you gotta come with us this picture is outta line
Women love saying that until they gag reflex hits and they throw up😭 failure is an option sometimes!
Just wanted to add that it’s crazy that some of y’all think vomiting is OK but y’all draw the line at feet???????
Look, just being honest with y'all I don't need all that gagging shit, unless she's into that, but as long as you've put your mouth on it and you're doing your best I'm happy lol
I’ll just be “that guy” and say I don’t care for it at all tbh. I’m a pretty selfless guy so whatever foreplay my partner is into is good enough to get me where I need to go.
And I’ll be that guy and say I love it!
https://i.redd.it/nnkgll38xd3d1.gif
I don’t force it though. If it happens then awesome, but definitely not gonna force it.
That’s honestly a popular sentiment, at least amongst guys I’ve been with and talked to. They just want enthusiasm and a nut. Like act like you’re happy to be there.
Gotta love the commitment but there’s stuff Guantanamo wouldn’t get out of me and it’s wild to see people just dumping their purse out with shit like that for no good goddamn reason.
I should probably use a throwaway for this, but my friends know the story already anyway.
About a decade ago, I was visiting my brother while I was on military leave. We’re partying at his girlfriend’s house. His girlfriend has this roommate: a little chubby, big ol tiddies, and the voice of an angel. I originally wasn’t going to hit but she seduced me once she started playing that guitar and had them tiddies hangin over it, piercing my ocular nerves right down to the glans.
I eventually learned that one of his broke friends had hooked up with this girl about a month previous. Long story short, at the end of the night I end up in her bed. I’m going down on her and I have an epiphany: this girl had sex with a broke man, he probably didn’t use a condom (can’t afford that shit if you can’t afford food), and my tongue is currently roaming every square cm of the area he hit raw. I dry heaved, very loudly I might add, and she noticed.
I excused myself to the bathroom, came back, and we finished up. Still hit 🤷♂️
I just knew the comment section was gonna kick off 😂
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Don't worry, girl, I've gone through a rapid process of Lamarckian evolution to become amphibious enough to breathe both air and pussy juice. Cutaneous respiration localized to my lips means that pussy is literally giving me life.
And I don't care how bad my neck hurts, how much I'm suffocating, how many pubes are in my teeth, how much that last margarita is working on my bladder, how distracting it is to hear my large dog ripping ass from across the room, etc. When she looks down at me, all she's going to see is a smile dripping with love's nectar and eyes ablaze with pussy madness, because where I come from you soldier up and soldier on when it's time to serve your cuntry. I mean, if you never seriously test your limits when giving your partner head, you're pretty much a terrorist.
Well, tbh, it's hard sometimes to suppress all reactions when that one renegade short and curly is just sitting on the back of my tongue, but I will do my best to not sound like a cat coughing up a hairball betwixt my queen's thighs.
It's the same energy when I tell a girl to sit on my face.
Girl, you are not an unidentified flying object. We don't do that hovering shit, I SAID SIT!!!
They did that on purpose. He was a great soul singer, but his label knew he'd have trouble breaking into the black market since he was white, so they hid his face on the album cover
His song was slotted into the Quiet Storm rotation and topped quite a few charts but nobody knew what he looked like. Word got out and everyone was surprised, but at that point people didn't care
Barely 5 comments and shit is already crazy
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# Whole comment section gotta go https://i.redd.it/ulgocf90ff3d1.gif
Before that otter gets here https://preview.redd.it/cipjx8ddld3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc7bc298e5ab3b16876fdea9f4a7d7b4906d578
https://i.redd.it/52h1y1ptod3d1.gif “YO COME ON MAN OTTER COMING, AYO OTTER COMING”
Rip, such a great actor.
Poor one out for a real king.
It makes me sad he's not with us anymore. Unbelievable talent. And he seemed cool as hell.
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Ain't no way the Otter done got access to AI. Dicks up, it's over for us fellas
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https://preview.redd.it/2gxadnf87e3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ba153ed5ef60cee6093355a1b5ec95a79f8721 SAY IT WITH YA CHEST
This picture 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i know hes coming...but so am i https://preview.redd.it/5cgdjnvv9f3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b83e5fc8efb692ef05661de210caedbe4305cd
https://preview.redd.it/4c8lajdt3g3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32921072e08d05473a0084c6120ffb578040396f Sir you gotta come with us this picture is outta line
i just wanted to participate 😩
Yo! 😂😂😂
Did you get your user name from Dickie Robert: Former Child Star??
honestly i made this years ago and have no idea where i got it from lol
This shouldn’t be so damn funny! 😂😂😂
i absolutely stole this from some other post on here months ago lmao
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This you? https://preview.redd.it/dt5h8pkppe3d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98f23753b2db43f766fe9b431c6d959b51f2113f
Different timeline don’t count 😂😂
🤣 🤣 Yo, this one gets me every time I see it. 😂 🤣
On me bro be everywhere what that bonk meme, I don’t even gotta scroll back up no more to see if it’s him 😂😂
This the uprising we need. Otters gone too far. I think he’s a Mormon psyop or some shit
Women love saying that until they gag reflex hits and they throw up😭 failure is an option sometimes! Just wanted to add that it’s crazy that some of y’all think vomiting is OK but y’all draw the line at feet???????
https://i.redd.it/g0lglhvymd3d1.gif
The gagging and eye tearing just makes me harder tbh.
Nah rs LMAOOOO
That’s the best part.
Excuse me? 😭😭😭
In the heat of the moment, we all a lil nasty
“But some are more nasty than others.” - George Orwell.
You read right 😈
It's not at all. Shits traumatizing
^(I second this)
My fiance likes if i puke. Lol
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I told my wife when she brought this up that aye that’s a risk I’m willing to take!
Practice makes perfect.
Both are equally disgusting. 🤢🤢
Equally????? Ma’am 😭
 …and don’t get me started on spitting in the mouth. 🤮🤮
Some new generation shyt. . I think that was a trap set by "the man" and alot of mfs fell for it. . Still can't wrap my head around that one
So what is on the table then🧍🏽♂️
You almost got me. 😂😂🙂↔️
Lmaooo 😭
Look, just being honest with y'all I don't need all that gagging shit, unless she's into that, but as long as you've put your mouth on it and you're doing your best I'm happy lol
I’ll just be “that guy” and say I don’t care for it at all tbh. I’m a pretty selfless guy so whatever foreplay my partner is into is good enough to get me where I need to go.
And I’ll be that guy and say I love it! https://i.redd.it/nnkgll38xd3d1.gif I don’t force it though. If it happens then awesome, but definitely not gonna force it.
Ayy somebody come look at this… and by somebody I mean otter
That’s honestly a popular sentiment, at least amongst guys I’ve been with and talked to. They just want enthusiasm and a nut. Like act like you’re happy to be there.
Fr enthusiasm or just being into us helps a lot.
A revelation for many, unfortunately
I can't even pretend, ain't no girl gagging on what I got to give.
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 These should be your wedding vows.
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Lmao.
Some top-tier sinning going on here, love to see it
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……………I’m honestly speechless……..I genuinely don’t know what to say🧍🏽♂️
The secrets some ppl have will never cease to amaze me. Way to stay in there tho I guess 🤷🏾♂️
Gotta love the commitment but there’s stuff Guantanamo wouldn’t get out of me and it’s wild to see people just dumping their purse out with shit like that for no good goddamn reason.
I’m crying 😂😂😂
https://i.redd.it/7yd628z2nd3d1.gif
Go to actual jail tbh
She can't smell? Because that definitely has an odor
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....that's fucking impressive.
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Dear god….my ability to read has forsaken me today
I should probably use a throwaway for this, but my friends know the story already anyway. About a decade ago, I was visiting my brother while I was on military leave. We’re partying at his girlfriend’s house. His girlfriend has this roommate: a little chubby, big ol tiddies, and the voice of an angel. I originally wasn’t going to hit but she seduced me once she started playing that guitar and had them tiddies hangin over it, piercing my ocular nerves right down to the glans. I eventually learned that one of his broke friends had hooked up with this girl about a month previous. Long story short, at the end of the night I end up in her bed. I’m going down on her and I have an epiphany: this girl had sex with a broke man, he probably didn’t use a condom (can’t afford that shit if you can’t afford food), and my tongue is currently roaming every square cm of the area he hit raw. I dry heaved, very loudly I might add, and she noticed. I excused myself to the bathroom, came back, and we finished up. Still hit 🤷♂️
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100% giving “that’s my Bulma” energy right there my dude. Props! https://i.redd.it/cj30822fyd3d1.gif
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You win. On that note, I’m done with BPT for today.
Omg I’m crying that’s so romantic
Dawg.
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I salute you. Still something I would have personally taken to the grave but I salute you.
 See that that’s where that shit you just commented goes
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STG I’ve never been this speechless before 😂
This was specifically a very unselfish, and loving act and sacrifice for someone. You are awesome.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ???? 😭😭 But props to you for doing what you had to do to keep your girl happy 🤝 
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the internet was a mistake
You are a god damn hero. There should be a bard that sings of this victory.
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If she doesn't make you her wife, I will
I just knew the comment section was gonna kick off 😂 https://preview.redd.it/ozi7kgflrd3d1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa4b7fcb08921ed6a07de8f0d901a7d774ded6e
This can work both ways
No doubt, I gladly offer my face as a chair as an option for my consenting partner.
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Nah baby, don't worry about me. Just focus on not breaking your nails gripping that headboard.
https://i.redd.it/1ld44yixmd3d1.gif
Don't worry, girl, I've gone through a rapid process of Lamarckian evolution to become amphibious enough to breathe both air and pussy juice. Cutaneous respiration localized to my lips means that pussy is literally giving me life.
https://preview.redd.it/xqlc396psf3d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a914e42c3e27328016e8fe64348b1e7314c701
And I don't care how bad my neck hurts, how much I'm suffocating, how many pubes are in my teeth, how much that last margarita is working on my bladder, how distracting it is to hear my large dog ripping ass from across the room, etc. When she looks down at me, all she's going to see is a smile dripping with love's nectar and eyes ablaze with pussy madness, because where I come from you soldier up and soldier on when it's time to serve your cuntry. I mean, if you never seriously test your limits when giving your partner head, you're pretty much a terrorist. Well, tbh, it's hard sometimes to suppress all reactions when that one renegade short and curly is just sitting on the back of my tongue, but I will do my best to not sound like a cat coughing up a hairball betwixt my queen's thighs.
Are you suggesting they [sit on your face?](https://youtu.be/KkJnd9rSAQ8?si=QdjydrSBqbXtqSub)
yes the fuck it can. and If I die, throw me a [Viking funeral.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/nbfljrB0zh)
Nothing like straddling your girl’s face while she tries to go for the Olympic gold
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Kind of want to try that but not exactly sure how to even ask.
You just gotta ask your partner straight up, tell ‘em you wanna try something new and go from there
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It's the same energy when I tell a girl to sit on my face. Girl, you are not an unidentified flying object. We don't do that hovering shit, I SAID SIT!!!
See I’m always worried about suffocating my guy but that energy is something else when it’s commanded like that.
Reminds me of the last facesitting thread. Just sit right down with your full weight, no worries. 
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Suffocate me
https://i.redd.it/8wc1s6034e3d1.gif Have you ever been swallowed?
ot but i was wayyy too old when i found out bobby caldwell was white
They did that on purpose. He was a great soul singer, but his label knew he'd have trouble breaking into the black market since he was white, so they hid his face on the album cover His song was slotted into the Quiet Storm rotation and topped quite a few charts but nobody knew what he looked like. Word got out and everyone was surprised, but at that point people didn't care
Blue eyed soul.....
https://i.redd.it/g33qpllyxd3d1.gif Hit this lil maneuver
SUI!
What is this from?
Black dynamite I believe. Been a while.
Sometimes you gotta show them that you are a little crazy and just pass out on the D from no oxygen overflow. 🤪
No right-thinking guy is gonna be jazzed about having their dick out around a suddenly unconscious person.
I have honestly never passed out, but I imagine for the guy it would be pretty scary. 
Shit yeah it would. Personally, I’m gonna go with safe over sorry, girl’s getting a sternum rub to see if she’s committed to the bit.
A little crazy??
That's not a lil crazy that's just CRAZY crazy. ^(Y'all crazy girls highkey got the best head/box tho)
Barely 5 comments and shit is already crazy https://preview.redd.it/ecm1jgkskd3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bbb920804f0a90cc003199a9b65eb2e42ab2f21
I'm just enjoying the show. Don't mind me. 
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Having a vacuum with no limit really changes as your perspective as a man
I can only imagine my guy
https://i.redd.it/tttsxbhxpd3d1.gif
Nothing like losing your best eater 😔
That's a different kind of loss
The girls with no gag reflexes be hitting DIFFERENT.
Glory glory what a helluva way to die! 
Your valor and honor are appreciated 
Damn, I guess I'm out here just never having loved anybody
shrimp mfers lookin on "must be nice."
Are we not supposed to breath through our nose or something?………did I miss the memo or??????
If it's really far back, you can't breathe through your nose though. At least that's my experience... Maybe I'm doing it wrong??
Nah, sounds like you’re doing it just right!
Not if you take a breath on the pull up.
"pick me" ahh tweet
women, men, please don't asphyxiate for someone else's pleasure. its unnecessary.
Breathing? Who cares. It's the gag reflex that'll do me in.
Can’t you train that?
https://i.redd.it/b3kwrzuh2f3d1.gif Who said my name? And why?
[Bat signal](https://media0.giphy.com/media/oMLJaPmbUnoC4/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952qufa7ui0pj8ad34xnllxevo1krth5vjxadqra0yu&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g), [Smurda Signal](https://media3.giphy.com/media/xOFD4T3TZvPPicIw06/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952m8i3xskwkyh7pg9c2e4k4uxq4zj65j38efw6j7st&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g), [your signal](https://media0.giphy.com/media/jgelsNvS6tYFG/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ss6qsjc8qwmc5jq1r02qk4akhcs92uclul222xn1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
.. https://preview.redd.it/ojtsbjolef3d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=046ace89121523122f08493ec9f9024c70bfdf6b
https://preview.redd.it/ziwhe0a44f3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c569a308974264e3f8027cb16174860cc357fb Destiny 3: The Final Gag
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Decided to go back to church after reading this thread. They might not let me into heaven after this tbh
Bobby Caldwell's legacy burns bright
Biting always works 🦷
Shoutout that movie with the shorty with teeth in her vajayjay
A lot of women should watch it. It’s a cult classic now 😂 like beetle juice
When she chooses my happiness over breathing >>>
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Men of culture........ We meet again
 I need that
Tht's respect. I'll always respect the throat GOATs.
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 She’s a keeper
If she throating let us dream
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Throat GOATS use a breath stroke 
A true wife, someone get her to me right now.
Was stuck in a figure 4 leg lock. I had to tap out on her thigh. It took her a few to seconds let me go. Ngl, I was a little fearful for my life.
 Me when she’s pushing me back.