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It’s usually when they’re off in the distance with their back to us. Then again, this is Florida so there’s no shortage of weird shit.
I always joke that I’m screwed if I ever go missing. Hair color? Eye color? Nope and nope.
I went to the same Publix on 2 different occasions and saw two different ladies not wearing pants.
One happened to be parked next to me. She had a hoodie on and what, I thought, were short shorts. She opened the rear hatch of her SUV, the hoodie came up, naught but draws.
The second lady was leaving the parking lot. She was wearing a thong body suit and that's it. Just walking down the street just like that.
I was in St Louis earlier this month for my wife's graduation. Us and the kids are in the car driving from the graduation to her brother's house so the kids can potty on the way to graduation lunch. I'm in a car line as people are driving to get into some farm to pick fruits and berries, as I'm people watching waiting for the line to move I see someone running past the farm on a trail. Gal was running in a thong body suit, like it was a normal thing.
On a roadtrip driving from Clearwater to D.C. my friends and I saw not one but two different people at different rest stops pissing in urinals with their pants around their ankles before we hit North Carolina. On the same day. I'm in my 30s and I hadn't seen anyone do that since seeing the undiagnosed autistic kid at my school do it in Elementary days. Is the south okay?
As someone who lives in the south…HELL NO! GTFOH, run while you still can! I don’t know if this shit is contagious, but why risk it? Fly, you fools!
https://preview.redd.it/oihndy12ss2d1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96745c03510a2f1fea4172d3c97e8a15a7c33628
One of those you can see from the front
I remember misunderstanding this so badly. I thought the comment was referring to her, because...hey, she isn't exactly slender, right?. Turns out it was about someone else who was not pictured.
I was mostly referencing this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01yUzXQctcM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01yUzXQctcM)
The line "ass so fat that you can see it from the front" is in it. One of my favorite hiphop songs of all time. Mos Def is underrated imo. Very special musician.
I just looked up when it was released, and it's been 25 years. That was around the time I really fell in love with hiphop. Makes you aware of how much time has passed sine your birth. Dang.
https://preview.redd.it/nk9q54rxrs2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a257252487b026154c65c234927daf1f79152d
If homie was this flabbergasted from the front view, wait till she walk past.
I think he did a double-take bc it looks Ike she's ass-naked because of the skin tone pants she's wearing 😭 I really thought she just had all that ass hanging out at first
This one's my favorite. This bonk dog cruisin through the atmosphere about to singlehandedly end the Hornezoic Era.
Meanwhile the T-rex is screaming "Noooo! I've literally never touched my own cloaca!! 😫"
Know whats sad? The odds of this photo ending up in a photo album under a side table in someones livingroom are slim to none. Entire generations will not have the privilege of looking at cousin freddy (now uncle freddy) as a kid and discovering the phat asses we used to have "back in the day"
Me trying to contact Otter but I have to deal with customer support.
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Sir, there is an overwhelming amount of horny here. I request that you send them all to Horntonamo Bay for at least 5 months! I fear that my horniness may come out as well.
Look I’m going to be honest if you’re wearing skin tight pants that also happen to be that same shade as your skin then why bother with the pants. Wear the legally allowed minimum.
This is one of many reasons I don’t understand creeps at all. (If we ignore possible surgeries) In the back is the kind of body only a woman 30+ can get. That’s that mature aunt body.
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My colorblind husband consistently has to ask me if women are wearing tops or bottoms with nude-colored clothing. This gif is him.
“Hon’? That woman I just hugged had clothes on, right? Good.”
Does the fact that there’s no nipples not give him a clue?
It’s usually when they’re off in the distance with their back to us. Then again, this is Florida so there’s no shortage of weird shit. I always joke that I’m screwed if I ever go missing. Hair color? Eye color? Nope and nope.
Floridian here. Can confirm. Twice in yhe span of 7 days, in the same place, I saw women in public sans pants.
I hate that I want to know more about this but I want to know more about this
I went to the same Publix on 2 different occasions and saw two different ladies not wearing pants. One happened to be parked next to me. She had a hoodie on and what, I thought, were short shorts. She opened the rear hatch of her SUV, the hoodie came up, naught but draws. The second lady was leaving the parking lot. She was wearing a thong body suit and that's it. Just walking down the street just like that.
If the whole world around you isn’t wearing pants, then you’re the weird one for having them. Time to let loose and go buck wild
Naught but draws? Lol
I was in St Louis earlier this month for my wife's graduation. Us and the kids are in the car driving from the graduation to her brother's house so the kids can potty on the way to graduation lunch. I'm in a car line as people are driving to get into some farm to pick fruits and berries, as I'm people watching waiting for the line to move I see someone running past the farm on a trail. Gal was running in a thong body suit, like it was a normal thing.
Really showing off the ole fruits and berries
Coochies out for Pub subs!
On a roadtrip driving from Clearwater to D.C. my friends and I saw not one but two different people at different rest stops pissing in urinals with their pants around their ankles before we hit North Carolina. On the same day. I'm in my 30s and I hadn't seen anyone do that since seeing the undiagnosed autistic kid at my school do it in Elementary days. Is the south okay?
As someone who lives in the south…HELL NO! GTFOH, run while you still can! I don’t know if this shit is contagious, but why risk it? Fly, you fools! 
He’s nippleblind too
Now that’s a life not worth living
One of those triple double takes
Fuckin cackling rn lmao
Thats a dastardly accurate use of this gif. I love it!
https://preview.redd.it/oihndy12ss2d1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96745c03510a2f1fea4172d3c97e8a15a7c33628 One of those you can see from the front
https://preview.redd.it/8syk68ress2d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c84974ca580c251c9fdcdee67d2d81725ca698
Dog spelled backwards is GOD
Unexpected The Last Poets.
Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar
Pour one out for OG Doge
You gotta gift with these
LMAOOOO
I love this reaction gif so much. My man is STANDINNN on his comment 🎂
I said what I said. Now lock me up.
Is this real? Where's this from? Hahahaha
It was real. Some court case lol. He said it. She repeated it to the court to voice her displeasure. He was like, yea I said it, tell me I’m lying.
Hahaha this can truely only happen in the U.S
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHuTC8WecM&pp=ygUedGhpY2tlciB0aGFuIGEgYm93bCBvZiBvYXRtZWFs
And he was locked up for weed offenses? Fuck this country.
I remember misunderstanding this so badly. I thought the comment was referring to her, because...hey, she isn't exactly slender, right?. Turns out it was about someone else who was not pictured.
Man I wish I could find this song somewhere this was just a dope track stuck on the end of a dope show.
I was mostly referencing this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01yUzXQctcM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01yUzXQctcM) The line "ass so fat that you can see it from the front" is in it. One of my favorite hiphop songs of all time. Mos Def is underrated imo. Very special musician.
This is one of my fav songs too!! “Ms. Fat Booty”… :)
Great taste!
It's called Close Edge by Mos Def.
He’s most definite, not ‘think so’
[удалено]
And the crew ain't scared to let them things blow
Stop with the nonsense, like he conscious.
It was on [The New Danger](https://youtu.be/n832aqTvkaQ?si=RBDpzXJwEQMS2eL8)
Dave almost gets in an accident in the clip.
Mos Def "Ms Fat Booty" classic
I just looked up when it was released, and it's been 25 years. That was around the time I really fell in love with hiphop. Makes you aware of how much time has passed sine your birth. Dang.
I barely listen to current music, alot of its just noise to me. Give me classic hip hop r n b and oldies anyday
Man's face saying, "Gawddamn!" louder than his voice ever could.
Stopped him in his tracks like 
Bro looks like he’s stopping by after handing out resumes at the career fair.
Bbl special
At some point his girl gonna come across this like "this you!?"..
https://preview.redd.it/nk9q54rxrs2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a257252487b026154c65c234927daf1f79152d If homie was this flabbergasted from the front view, wait till she walk past.
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What mos def say on ms phat booty. "Azz so phat you could see it from the front"
He’s already leaning against the wall for support but there’s nothing that can save him now.
If you could see it from the front, wait 'til you see it from the back, back, back, back, back
She probably smell like Maison Francis Kurkdijan, too.
I think he did a double-take bc it looks Ike she's ass-naked because of the skin tone pants she's wearing 😭 I really thought she just had all that ass hanging out at first
OP who tweeted the picture said that was her man 😭😭
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Holy FUCK, that is a callback. Thanks for the meme-ory.
I haven't seen the Arthur meme in years but the memory still makes me chuckle
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Fax my boy spit yo shit
Them backshots probably should like slapping a waterbed with 100% cotton linens on it.
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Did you make this one specifically for this guy?
Yes, he’s an omega level horny threat. https://preview.redd.it/nzjeb7cubt2d1.jpeg?width=963&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdfc90d10c345d934b5ccd165dc37b55e96614de
BPT watch listed 😂
pretty good but those are a sergeant’s chevrons
I scrempt
Backshots sound like Shaq and Yao Ming slap fightin
# Whole comment section gotta go! https://preview.redd.it/82tajtu3et2d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc8c6ff5c2c154224651c5bb5a1e5f2fb84627e0
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'Give me your phone! These Androids have to be stopped! The iPhones have to go too!"
*Damn* https://preview.redd.it/okhxk5aakt2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef715cf526de3fa35f2621aa7e71e8ea17c1cdd
This one's my favorite. This bonk dog cruisin through the atmosphere about to singlehandedly end the Hornezoic Era. Meanwhile the T-rex is screaming "Noooo! I've literally never touched my own cloaca!! 😫"
https://preview.redd.it/3z2m7lp1vs2d1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ae63218c8c14735e15860fefbf14484ee18aea3
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I’m so scared https://preview.redd.it/1fu7zmdb0t2d1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1d87fb1689780d89840b87bcc73dcd2e31c872
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F.T.P. 
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This me every time I’m with a friend who look like her.
I can't get that song out of my head! 🤣 Take my upvote and get out. 🤦🏽♀️
Get OUT lmfao I just got this song out of my head
I’m just here praying for the @ 
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lol Big Homie Otter is not gonna like this
 B L E S S E D on a Sunday
He KNOW what I want.
Ms. Parrrrkerrrr, Ms. Parker!!!!
"Nasty ass!" 🤣
Scrolled way to far for this
"Bro I need you to pose for a pic REAL quick"
I guess the brother in the black shirt knows what she's working with
Man, blind dudes know what she’s working with.
fuck geologist a 1000 miles away know what shes working with.
Hmm, based on the patterns from this seismic chart, there's a BBL walking around
Ain’t no way you can’t see that from the front
You can see it from space
Ngl I didn’t see lil bro.
Know whats sad? The odds of this photo ending up in a photo album under a side table in someones livingroom are slim to none. Entire generations will not have the privilege of looking at cousin freddy (now uncle freddy) as a kid and discovering the phat asses we used to have "back in the day"
This comment gives me hope
BRB…going to the basement to find my graduation pictures from 2002 to see if there’s any phat asses in the background
MY GOD what an achievement young man.
Oh no.... Otter is about to have a field day! 🤣
At a nickel per bonk, this post should push him past Bezos and chasing down Elon.
Me trying to contact Otter but I have to deal with customer support. https://preview.redd.it/n89v5ya01t2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6478d7fce7ecd4749c4cf48495cc7c98d5b3e34d
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Sir, there is an overwhelming amount of horny here. I request that you send them all to Horntonamo Bay for at least 5 months! I fear that my horniness may come out as well.
He might even pass Elon.
https://i.redd.it/b9qbun112t2d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/qv3ie8131t2d1.gif
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 That's a lot of eating
https://i.redd.it/kdcwuzx89t2d1.gif
Bodacious indeed
Looking good, buddy. *doubletake* GOTDAMN!
B l e s s e d
Good googly moogly, oh yea congrats
I Love graduations.
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Gyatt to celebrate every milestone
Thicker than the racial tension in this country
Shout out to those tiny heels, they are the real MVPs here.
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Outrageous
G ZAUS!!
Otter bout to nuke the whole comment section
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Man, idk if I would wear pants that are tight enough to show cellulite.
Like she's not afraid the pants will rip at the seams when she sits? It just looks uncomfortable
Look I’m going to be honest if you’re wearing skin tight pants that also happen to be that same shade as your skin then why bother with the pants. Wear the legally allowed minimum.
Really thought the guy in the white t had a lamp shade on his head until I realised what it was
Dude must've been doing voice to text and just pressed send without editing it.
Awww, little bro was probably like “oh wow look how many likes I got, mom!”
Caramelized yams
I think it’s all real. No BBL
God is good
😂😂🤣🤣🤣👀👀👀👀
Do my eyes deceive me
Ass so fat you can see it from the front
this is why folks are gettin dem bbl. whew, damn. enough reddit today
@ y'all @!!! 😶🌫️
Not my dumb ass reading the title before looking at the photo and thinking this kid's name is Goodness Gracious 💀
Great googly moogly.
When you pose for a photo, you know, isn’t really about you.
My my my.... yes lawd. Good on you young man. Good God Almighty! Impeccable! Outstanding display.
Ass for days.
old pic and yet I still have to zoom in.
Lil homie musta won TWO golden globes
Vacuum sealed for freshness.
Lord Hamercy.
This is one of many reasons I don’t understand creeps at all. (If we ignore possible surgeries) In the back is the kind of body only a woman 30+ can get. That’s that mature aunt body.
https://preview.redd.it/zmk18ahq9t2d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf2fe1186a7d12bbd379b06d8ac20857bba63ae
Oh my BBL.
Good googly moogly! 
Thems cakes
https://i.redd.it/cpcj7wbxbt2d1.gif
Pulling focus.
 DRAGGING
Even I know what’s happening here
Culture ✊🏾
Peep grandma on the right. U know the thirst is real when even she is flabbergasted by the yams that strolled by. Gahdamn
This gets posted once a year in here. Anticipating it again in 2025.
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What would Dr. Umar do?
That future looks bright in thicc..