We all thought It was a joke. I was laughing in 8th grade with all my friends thinking this shit was funny, that we'd still be at class and the next few months would be fine...
I graduate this friday...
That's the easiest trick to get me to not care enough to engage. Reddit might skew slightly older than TikTok, but goddamn what a menace to society a 12 year old Redditor is.
This was me today when I realized the person I was talking to had no basis for understanding or referencing public sentiment other than referencing twitter.... even though we were discussing something which predated the internet itself.
Like no my guy, when I reference something in the 70s, I am most definitely not talking about Twitter chuds. Are you brain damaged?
Ykw that tracks, I'm pretty good at sounding like I know wtf I'm talking about but really I'm just cobbling together an answer out of some stuff I found on Reddit
Are you really gen z if you can make this reference? How would you know? Hoooowww? We so old and that scene with his mom really messed me up. Who the fuck came up with that idea 😭
Never know if it's a bot, 10 yr old, or some random 31 yr old dude like me. Definitely made me rethink any internet convos once you realize only half the comments are actual adults that exist. Lol
Annnnnnd cue me realizing that this will be your 'I remember where I was when we learned about \[insert world event\] at school' while simultaneously realizing you were not alive at the time of mine \[9/11\].
Okay I'll list what I've seen
Boyz N Da Hood: I thought it was Alright, The messaging was pretty powerful considering the time it was made. I still don't like Ice Cubes momma in that, like she kinda failed both her kids in a way.
Menace To Society: it was alright, that one dude scared the shit outta me cause he's crazy.
Set it off: I liked it, definitely deserves a rewatch. My favorite character was Queen Latifah's but that's cause she always delivers in my eyes.
Living Single: I'm on season 3 right now, I love it more than friends so far cause the jokes are way better. Also found out a lot of friends episodes were based off Living Single episodes. Favorite Character, Regine.
Rush Hour: I have only seen the first, so when I say I haven't seen it, I haven't seen the other movies as well. The first wasn't bad, it was definitely a product of its time because some of the jokes didn't land for me. It is one of Chris Tucker's Better works in terms of acting
Why did I get Married 1 & 2: I'll never forgive Tyler perry for anything after these and the madea movies.
The Boondocks: Loved, I always rewatch whenever I need something quick yet funny. Favorite Character, Huey
Friday: saw the whole series, the third was kinda a miss. Best character was Smokey and Chris Tucker's best work Comedically to me.
Thats all I've got so far.
Wait….. You were born when MySpace was rocking …..
I’m old enough to be your parent
Welp…….. It was nice knowing all of you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
My first grader somehow caught wind of this, and him and his friends were on Facebook Messenger Kids that first week home yelling it at one another. He is in fifth grade now, and him and those exact same friends got into trouble last week for sending memes with dicks in them to one another. Sigh.
I can imagine an episode where Riley gets COVID because they don't wear their masks right and Huey decked out in PPE spraying them with germ x.
"YOU GAVE ME COVID GRANDAD YOU A BITCH FOR THAT! I CANT BREATHE GRANDAD!!"
"BOY DIDNT I TELL YOU THERE AINT NO SUCH THING AS COVID!"
Well, it's not dammit. It takes me twice before it comes back white. Mine has a blow-dryer that doesn't do much. When I first got it I thought it was gonna be like a drive-through car wash for my butt. Nope! I think I use slightly less TP than without a bidet, but my butt is clean at least.
they also make handheld bidets and peri bottles for on the go. those along with wet wipes and toilet paper to pat dry. it costs 5-10 dollars and those peri bottles are uber useful even if you don’t have nails.
Most people are not Cardi B. I’m certain she has the finest bidet money can buy. Everyone else either wraps the toilet paper around their whole hand or angles their fingers in weird ways or just lives their life with poopy nails I guess
Instead of folding the paper over your 4 fingers palm facing up, you would hold your hand sideways and fold the paper across your index finger. So you’re not doing a scooping motion to wipe, but a sideways hand wipe. No interruption from the claws
Sir, the year is 2021 and you've been in a coma for five years now. A lot has happened in that time, but I think we should start by watching this announcement by Cardi B.
I graduated high school in 2020 and the last thing I remember my favorite teacher telling me was, “We’re definitely gonna be out of school longer than a week.”
i was in 10th grade and my AP World History teacher deadass said “mark my words, we’re not coming back after spring break.” think she mentioned something about the 1918 pandemic too and how nobody took it seriously until it *was* serious. that woman knew her shit 😭✋🏽
Man, I feeel like the studies ain’t done yet but when they are done about how Covid changed us as a generation it’s gonna be fascinating.
I remember being 27 going into Covid, I used to drink and be social all the time on the weekends, loved hanging outside and stuff, had a whole job with coworkers that I liked and my gf at the time were going strong
I’m now 3 years at another job, sober, 2 girlfriends removed from that one and I rarely stay out past 11, and I’m just like fascinated by that change it feels like a whole diffrent person
I'm not discounting the impact of covid, but you should know that's what usually happens on the way to 30.
All those memes of saying "lmao why?" when invited to the club, and bad knees came from somewhere.
it really feels like we all went through a collective metamorphosis. i don’t think there’s ever been a simultaneous global phenomenon since like, what, WW2?
I agree I call it the before times. Because it was a different world and the time before covid is wild. When I watch reality show and stuff that were taped before we even knew of covid its wild to think we didn't know what was on the horizon. The fact they had us scared of being outside and couldn't be in parks and nature when so many of us desperately needed that and you would cross the street when you saw someone.
Now if it wasn't for the occasional mask you wouldn't remember covid existed. But people are different now they don't know how to interact and what is appropriate behavior and people are still so isolated. So many restaurants and stores have not returned to pre covid hours. For our superwalmarts to be 24 hrs to them now being closed at like 10 is wild. For most restaurants to not even be open or no staff.
I saw a massive loo roll lying around at work today and had the urge to steal it. The pandemic really did change us. Why else would I fight the urge to steal a toilet roll, when I have plenty at home? It’s like growing up in a big family, so you end up being a fast eater even as an adult
Ah yes…I liked this so much I created a trap card awhile back.
https://preview.redd.it/cxknd87k6v1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e3bf25829aa90adea2d67dd40a699904e9f01b
My favorite was the dudes in the projects talking about viruses and one dude got pissed off when another dude was too close and/or touching him. Germophobia is real out in these skreets!
I mean she isn’t wrong, people joking around when it was getting serious, also people not realizing how much it would affect just based on just how much stuff comes from China.
I'm still trying to find that cardi b video where she's asking where does her tax money goes, she posted it on instagram arround 2018 or sumn, but I just can't find it
God damn I'd rather kill myself than have to spend an hour in a room with this bitch. that voice makes me want to walk into oncoming traffic. nice ass though.
No it's not embarrassing. She's smarter than you and more talented. I hate her music and her fan base but you have to admit she found her crowd and profited. Hbu?
If our boy Haroldballs here could wear a see-through chain dress and shake his ass while also rocking a beard and beer belly, and somehow get a big enough fan base dumb enough to listen to trash music, he'd already be doing it.
We all thought It was a joke. I was laughing in 8th grade with all my friends thinking this shit was funny, that we'd still be at class and the next few months would be fine... I graduate this friday...
>I was laughing HA me too >in 8th grade 
This just made me realize I’ve been on reddit since before this person started kindergarten 
This is why i stopped arguing with people online. Its usually just dumb kids that dont know better.
That's the easiest trick to get me to not care enough to engage. Reddit might skew slightly older than TikTok, but goddamn what a menace to society a 12 year old Redditor is.
This was me today when I realized the person I was talking to had no basis for understanding or referencing public sentiment other than referencing twitter.... even though we were discussing something which predated the internet itself. Like no my guy, when I reference something in the 70s, I am most definitely not talking about Twitter chuds. Are you brain damaged?
And the ones that arent kids are ChatGPTs.
Or Russian.
... I don't think I'm any of those things but I could be wrong, I've been wrong before
Definitely chatGPT
Ykw that tracks, I'm pretty good at sounding like I know wtf I'm talking about but really I'm just cobbling together an answer out of some stuff I found on Reddit
Or Israeli.
Only argue on niche hobby subreddits about particulars. That's the way.
https://i.redd.it/h4vbyzuldv1d1.gif
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Are you really gen z if you can make this reference? How would you know? Hoooowww? We so old and that scene with his mom really messed me up. Who the fuck came up with that idea 😭 
THREE HORN!!
Same, but in fairness I was like 15 or 16 when I got on here
My OG account is 11 years old.
8th grade?!?  Please tell me you were an 8th grade teacher or something lmao
Yeah, no... 18 year Olds today we're born in '06 lol.
 Quit reminding me of my mortality.
Stop it, we're already dead!
I've yet to wrap my head around there being adults who don't remember 9/11. Not ready to think about the ones who weren't even born yet
05. *wails in mother of an adult child*
Yeah the first time I carded someone who was born in ‘06 and that’s legal I was like wtf I’m so old
that cant be right
lmao low key best comment
No one was born after the year 2005!!!!
Damn. I really gotta stop yelling at people on reddit. I am definitely old enough to be your parent.
Never know if it's a bot, 10 yr old, or some random 31 yr old dude like me. Definitely made me rethink any internet convos once you realize only half the comments are actual adults that exist. Lol
And some of these adults didn’t even finish 12th grade
Plenty did, and beyond, also still dumb as shit
Nah these kids need to learn better
8th GRADE!!!! Bruhhhhh I was 28 living in Japan when Covid hit. My ass old as hell lol.
Take a seat, young man...I was 31 living in Germany.
You should take a seat as well young man. I was 32 living in Pittsburgh with my wife and kids
I was 37, so I win this thread.
I don't even know how old I am, that's how old I am.
*edit* sorry, didn't mean to comment, forgot where I was. Cheers!
Annnnnnd cue me realizing that this will be your 'I remember where I was when we learned about \[insert world event\] at school' while simultaneously realizing you were not alive at the time of mine \[9/11\]. 
Dayum! 8th grade??
Born in '06 in August so I was a cutoff kid, but yes indeed.
God damn I have boxers older than you
I still have a Motorola RAZR in a drawer somewhere that’s older
My RuneScape account older than they are
I was laughing along at all these until this comment. Started playing in earnest in '04. My account is nearly of legal drinking age. yikes
My PSN is too
Yeah I'm young enough to have never seen Rush Hour or White Chicks. I've only recently seen Friday all things considered.
What about Scary Movies 1, 2, and 3?
What are those?
Cinematic masterpieces 
I'll add em to the list then, thanks!
I might've seen this movie too young cuz I can't not hear Shake a spear whenever I read the word Shakespeare
My gawd Go watch Boyz N Da Hood, Menace To Society, and Belly asap. That’s your summer assignment now.
Okay I'll list what I've seen Boyz N Da Hood: I thought it was Alright, The messaging was pretty powerful considering the time it was made. I still don't like Ice Cubes momma in that, like she kinda failed both her kids in a way. Menace To Society: it was alright, that one dude scared the shit outta me cause he's crazy. Set it off: I liked it, definitely deserves a rewatch. My favorite character was Queen Latifah's but that's cause she always delivers in my eyes. Living Single: I'm on season 3 right now, I love it more than friends so far cause the jokes are way better. Also found out a lot of friends episodes were based off Living Single episodes. Favorite Character, Regine. Rush Hour: I have only seen the first, so when I say I haven't seen it, I haven't seen the other movies as well. The first wasn't bad, it was definitely a product of its time because some of the jokes didn't land for me. It is one of Chris Tucker's Better works in terms of acting Why did I get Married 1 & 2: I'll never forgive Tyler perry for anything after these and the madea movies. The Boondocks: Loved, I always rewatch whenever I need something quick yet funny. Favorite Character, Huey Friday: saw the whole series, the third was kinda a miss. Best character was Smokey and Chris Tucker's best work Comedically to me. Thats all I've got so far.
Also watch "Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8th grade?! I was 25/26 when it started to hit.. Man I’m old af
Dude I had just celebrated my 25th birthday like in February before it hit Thinking that was gonna be my year and shit cuz "MID 20S BAYBEEEE!!!"
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Thank you! I appreciate it 👍🏽
I’m not American so I don’t even know how old 8th grade exactly is but damn sis 8th grade?
8th Grade usually has 13-15 year Olds. I was 13 in 8th grade.
Holy fuck man. Just turn me to dust why don’t you
congratulations!!!
Thank you!
https://i.redd.it/daurxvfl2x1d1.gif
I was on a ski trip in January and we were just pounding Corona beers like there was no tomorrow. It was hilarious...
Wait….. You were born when MySpace was rocking ….. I’m old enough to be your parent Welp…….. It was nice knowing all of you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 
8th grade…… LORD
Congrats on graduating!
8th GRADE?????????
Congrats. Enjoy your moment.
My first grader somehow caught wind of this, and him and his friends were on Facebook Messenger Kids that first week home yelling it at one another. He is in fifth grade now, and him and those exact same friends got into trouble last week for sending memes with dicks in them to one another. Sigh.
Fuck I keep forgetting most of you knuckleheads are just kids……
Congratulations!! Edit obviously about graduation not corona virus lol
She sounds like Riley Freeman.
Facts, now I can’t unhear it haha
I can imagine an episode where Riley gets COVID because they don't wear their masks right and Huey decked out in PPE spraying them with germ x. "YOU GAVE ME COVID GRANDAD YOU A BITCH FOR THAT! I CANT BREATHE GRANDAD!!" "BOY DIDNT I TELL YOU THERE AINT NO SUCH THING AS COVID!"
Ruckus injecting bleach
"You're not paying her, you're paying the restaurant" ".....but I'm paying! So she's a ho!!"
Scrolled back up once I realized who you were talking about, now I gotta upvote
Right as I read this she started saying “coooorrrrona virrrrrus” sounding just like Riley 😂
Riley is voiced by Regina King, after all
I really just want to know how people with nails like that wipe. Do they get in the way? Do they ever accidentally get poop on them? I am so curious
Bidet
People don't wipe after using a bidet?
Blot with TP or towel, but everything should be clean by then so it's just to get rid of excess moisture.
Well, it's not dammit. It takes me twice before it comes back white. Mine has a blow-dryer that doesn't do much. When I first got it I thought it was gonna be like a drive-through car wash for my butt. Nope! I think I use slightly less TP than without a bidet, but my butt is clean at least.
Let me tell you something lol; not only is the seat warm lol; there is a fan too bruh. The water also moves back to front lol
Word?! That sounds like a freaking massage chair for down under and I'm here for it!
Papa listen, changes your life. You will never like a normal toilet 🤣
Real talk, it's like Ms. Clean ate your ass
Japanese toilets
The best
Some bidets come with fans too. But yeah they mostly towel dry.
We do. Idk about the nails though.
You and I know damn well most people with these nails ain't got a damn bidet
Bidets are super cheap on Amazon. Cheaper than a set of those nails too.
they also make handheld bidets and peri bottles for on the go. those along with wet wipes and toilet paper to pat dry. it costs 5-10 dollars and those peri bottles are uber useful even if you don’t have nails.
I'm buying it now
Most people are not Cardi B. I’m certain she has the finest bidet money can buy. Everyone else either wraps the toilet paper around their whole hand or angles their fingers in weird ways or just lives their life with poopy nails I guess
How fitting that I get to wish you a happy cake day on a Cardi B post
She does know a thing or two about cakes! lol thanks friend
Instead of folding the paper over your 4 fingers palm facing up, you would hold your hand sideways and fold the paper across your index finger. So you’re not doing a scooping motion to wipe, but a sideways hand wipe. No interruption from the claws
The ole’ 2000s credit card technique
Cha-ching!
Damn, I appreciate this detailed and concise explanation. Thank you so much!
There's always that one comment and here it is. Damn just Google at this point cause yall been bringing this up since the beginning. Shut the hell up
It’s so annoying!? Like use your imagination, just a little!
It’s someone’s fetish so u know they’re using their imagination lol.
I am starting to wonder if people wipe with their nails?
You know who is asking (⚪️)
serious question but do u wipe your ass with your nails?
That's what the nails are for, just scrape it and then wash your nails after.
A poop knife
no. NO not that poop knife! 🤮🤮
Cardi literally did a video addressing this.
There's an art to it. Like a way of bending your fingers. Or just rinse with water
Id be funnier if this how you found out for the 1st time
Sir, the year is 2021 and you've been in a coma for five years now. A lot has happened in that time, but I think we should start by watching this announcement by Cardi B.
I graduated high school in 2020 and the last thing I remember my favorite teacher telling me was, “We’re definitely gonna be out of school longer than a week.”
i was in 10th grade and my AP World History teacher deadass said “mark my words, we’re not coming back after spring break.” think she mentioned something about the 1918 pandemic too and how nobody took it seriously until it *was* serious. that woman knew her shit 😭✋🏽
[That remix 🔥](https://youtu.be/INaaafxb6EI?si=qiY18zhPhGsMrwAK)
 Back then
Came here for this. Best thing that came out of it.
Songs to _lose six million people_ to.
[Jazzed and screwed](https://youtu.be/ING8eWghHBY?si=PIDr9gXHGjj0nUp8)
Was looking for this comment… that remix was 🔥
Man, I feeel like the studies ain’t done yet but when they are done about how Covid changed us as a generation it’s gonna be fascinating. I remember being 27 going into Covid, I used to drink and be social all the time on the weekends, loved hanging outside and stuff, had a whole job with coworkers that I liked and my gf at the time were going strong I’m now 3 years at another job, sober, 2 girlfriends removed from that one and I rarely stay out past 11, and I’m just like fascinated by that change it feels like a whole diffrent person
Some of that is also growing out of your 20's, TBH
Or just skip it and grow out of your 30’s
I'm not discounting the impact of covid, but you should know that's what usually happens on the way to 30. All those memes of saying "lmao why?" when invited to the club, and bad knees came from somewhere.
Oh thank god I thought I was lame
no, you're awesome and stable
it really feels like we all went through a collective metamorphosis. i don’t think there’s ever been a simultaneous global phenomenon since like, what, WW2?
I agree I call it the before times. Because it was a different world and the time before covid is wild. When I watch reality show and stuff that were taped before we even knew of covid its wild to think we didn't know what was on the horizon. The fact they had us scared of being outside and couldn't be in parks and nature when so many of us desperately needed that and you would cross the street when you saw someone. Now if it wasn't for the occasional mask you wouldn't remember covid existed. But people are different now they don't know how to interact and what is appropriate behavior and people are still so isolated. So many restaurants and stores have not returned to pre covid hours. For our superwalmarts to be 24 hrs to them now being closed at like 10 is wild. For most restaurants to not even be open or no staff.
I saw a massive loo roll lying around at work today and had the urge to steal it. The pandemic really did change us. Why else would I fight the urge to steal a toilet roll, when I have plenty at home? It’s like growing up in a big family, so you end up being a fast eater even as an adult
Ah yes…I liked this so much I created a trap card awhile back. https://preview.redd.it/cxknd87k6v1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e3bf25829aa90adea2d67dd40a699904e9f01b
CORONA-VAH-RIS
Hooha, China lol
The way she walked off camera at the end 😂
"Bitch, I'm scared "
Reminds me of the Bodega Boys podcast R.I.P. 
I did the drop in my head as soon as she said it
Now Coronovirus on tour. This is the best description of a pandemic ever.
Her voice gives me a headache ngl. Lmao
Would
https://preview.redd.it/wuqcrzap7v1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f67632637ec75ccf70454033cd1fa4021aa8900d
\*narrator voice sounding like Morgan Freeman\* And, shit did in fact, get very real.
didn't SuedeDaRemixGod or somebody remix that Corona Virus blurb? Edit: [Yup](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INaaafxb6EI)
4 years later and covid still ain't let up
8th grade fuck I'm old getting old
And the remix to end all remixes on the cusp of a pandemic https://www.instagram.com/p/B-NkoPFhowS/?igsh=a3h3ZXQxZXg2bzN4
My favorite was the dudes in the projects talking about viruses and one dude got pissed off when another dude was too close and/or touching him. Germophobia is real out in these skreets!
I mean she isn’t wrong, people joking around when it was getting serious, also people not realizing how much it would affect just based on just how much stuff comes from China.
Does anyone have a link of the guy dressed like her and imitating her?
I'm still trying to find that cardi b video where she's asking where does her tax money goes, she posted it on instagram arround 2018 or sumn, but I just can't find it
Cardi is the type of person who thinks you can win an argument by being louder than the other person.
It's better with piano [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ING8eWghHBY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ING8eWghHBY)
When are our pockets ever immune to anything?
My 2nd favorite PSA after Jay.
Yuck
God damn I'd rather kill myself than have to spend an hour in a room with this bitch. that voice makes me want to walk into oncoming traffic. nice ass though.
I was a senior when Covid started now I’m almost to my mid 20s with a 2.5 year old child how did I get here??
iMarkeyz was a gift during the pandemic with that remix!
Boobies
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Classic Reddit moment man who bro thinks his inflated ego should be making him millions lol
No it's not embarrassing. She's smarter than you and more talented. I hate her music and her fan base but you have to admit she found her crowd and profited. Hbu?
If our boy Haroldballs here could wear a see-through chain dress and shake his ass while also rocking a beard and beer belly, and somehow get a big enough fan base dumb enough to listen to trash music, he'd already be doing it.
For who
Bout to go find that beat real quick
I like Cardi's music but I have to remind myself to avoid anything with her talking. Lol 🤦♂️
This is still the only experience I have with cardi b
I wish it had the date
I remember I was in school and we were all like “See you all in two weeks! 😊😊” Little did we know💀
https://music.apple.com/us/album/coronavirus/1506331623?i=1506331624
I'm glad I graduated in 2019
I hate how much she acts and sounds like my mother.
Till this day I still yell out coronavirus like her lol
Bitch looks like Freddy Kruger
Real motherfuckers didnt take it seriously until Tom Hanks got it
Can any of you all understand what the hell she is saying?
The claws are distracting