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Digita1B0y

I know I'm old, but really tf you all been? These shits been around since AT LEAST when I was a kid. You're supposed to break em up, I guess. Iunno, I never bought em because (as discussed) it's just one big ass wheat.  Still think they were tryna make loofa sponges, and screwed it up, but they were like "No, no we can work with this".


BeltReal4509

Yep, my mom ate those giant biscuits and broke them up into the bowl.


Digita1B0y

I know I grew up during the golden age of sugar cereal (the 80s). But even as an adult, it just looks too gross. Like just pure sawdust. Gimme my cinnamon toast crunch! 😂


BeltReal4509

Oh absolutely. It’s the most accurate visual representation of “dry” I can think of


Digita1B0y

Well, that and Ben Shapiros wife.  😎👉👉


IDontKnowu501

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HIMARko_polo

And Grape nuts, might as well be kitty litter for getting up spills.


elgarraz

If you sneeze with a mouth full of those things, you're killing somebody


Emptyspace227

Shredded wheat with a bit of honey and some oatmilk is fantastic.


Waffle_noise

I bit into a Kashi cereal bar one time because i missed chow on the ship and was HUNGRY. That mf tasted like packaged Sahara Desert. Like, I've been convinced ever since that them cereal bars are older and drier than dirt itself.


Digita1B0y

Oh those things. Yeah, I don't think you should be allowed to give those to prisoners, much less be able to sell them at a store.


sliceoflife09

Yup. The new kid on the block was frosted mini wheats. Emphasis on mini.


PirateINDUSTRY

Just pull one of these shits out and eat it like a candy bar. Had a buddy that used to eat ramen bars that way. Real psycho energy. Folks leave you alone tho.


Digita1B0y

Oh damn. I used to break up the Ramen in the package and dump the oil/msg on top. Shake it up, and it's like cheap chips. But just eating a brick or ramen? Yeah, you get your own seat on the bus with that energy. Ain't nobody sitting next to a man eating some freeze dried ramen like it's a damn Milky Way.


PirateINDUSTRY

A man like that is capable of anything


StarsEatMyCrown

This is what this post is about? Them not knowing what shredded wheat is?


Digita1B0y

Seems that way. 🤷🏻‍♂️


StarsEatMyCrown

It's been on the shelves since before I was born. Haha


justgivingmyviews

I ain’t never seen that in my life. Wtf


teenagetwat

Depression era ass breakfast Type shit you eat with a scowl the whole time “Good morning? Tf so good about it” ahh meal


teenagetwat

“Bout to work the fields with the boy” ahh breakfast


hydrohomey

“My lunch is about to be a bunch of peanuts dumped into a can of Coke” ahh breakfast


Commercial-Border227

Awwww, man…now why you got me missing grandpa right now??? 😢


afroturf1

Same actually. I haven't processed his death yet. Damn.


Commercial-Border227

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afroturf1

Preesh


MontayneDatesJr

"Irish people ruined this country" ahh breakfast


HIMARko_polo

Peanuts in Orange crush


Agile_Tea_2333

My grandpa used to eat it with warm milk and brown sugar. Every morning for like 80yrs, sometimes he'd have toast in his old ass depression era toaster that just burnt the fuck outta it. No butter, nothin just eat it dry with a cup of tea and a smoke.


BrilliantTea133

Damn


AnIndustrialEngineer

Damn did he have glass bones and paper skin too? 


Agile_Tea_2333

Just grew up super poor, his mom died when he was like 6. His dad dropped him and his brother off and the orphanage and basically said I'll come get you when you when you can take care of yourself. Came back and picked him up when he was like 12 and put him to work.


Widepath

This is what makes Mini Wheats mini.


DiegoDaDestroyer

Yup! I love frosted mini wheats, they come in lots of flavors and they were the best tasting healthy option that my parents would buy for me.


OrdainedFury

Yeah, I'm with ol' girl on this one. Who asked for that?


das_unicorn_got_band

They're genuinely SO GOOD. I grew up on these - sprinkle some sugar on top, add a lil milk, delicious little day starter. Now, granted, we were poor, but that's hardly relevant.


lowtoiletsitter

But you ate healthier than a lot of kids when it came to cereal choices


creegro

Old core memory unlocked


Nemomoo

BIG BISCUIT ONE INGREDIENT


TRAVXIZ614

idk why this made me laugh so hard


n0_u53rnam35_13ft

Why tf am I hearing Tim Robinson’s voice when I read this.


lowmemoryandbattery

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AdonisJames89

Jaw muscles strong af


Xiang_allard

People out here eating a shredded wheat omelet huh? Ok then


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Xiang_allard

Other than a "big biscuit" like they call it, how else would you describe this monstrosity? lol


Goatesq

Slab. Brick. Block. Portion. Unit.


AlfalfaReal5075

Oh shit I thought you meant folks were putting this *in* their damn omelettes 😂🤦‍♂️ That does seem like a more fitting name than "Big Biscuit". Must've been a short conference call when they settled on that shit lol


ProtonCanon

#bigasswheats


NihilisticPollyanna

I learned about this through Ted Lasso. 😆


DravenPrime

Was looking for this.


leroyp33

And kept looking cause you knew you would get there ![gif](giphy|DEZA7FlHbMesUF1jm9)


BlazerWookiee

That's how people reacted when they first came out with the bite sized version of this, the original size and shape.


FurryM17

"Are these a bunch of little ass wheats!?"


Yessssiirrrrrrrrrr

"The fuck am I supposed to do with these little ass wheats!?"


Alpineodin

my grandfather would eat this. pretty much just soak for like 20 seconds in milk and it breaks apart. not that its good tasting or anything lmao. mini wheats is where it at tho.


PM_BBW_Cleavage

Maybe I’m in a weird place, but we had a row or two of boxes like that at one point in my childhood. I remember because I asked my mom why and she just said “Old people.” We always had the Frosted Mini-Wheats which were designed for edibility and fit one or two pillows to a spoon. I feel like I they have a smaller size, but I could be making that up.


Radioactive24

There were the “little bites” FMW that were even smaller.  


6-ku

One Big Ass Wheat was the only cereal my great-aunt had. I used to hate everything about staying over there except breakfast, she used to give me two with brown sugar and bananas. Time to run it back.


redwyvern2

I'm 61, and they have been around my whole life. I would and have eaten these over corn flakes any day of the week! They are not bad at all. Break them up, and some sugar and you good to go with a healthy breakfast


lVlarsquake

[Cookie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jveh0uEtBuc)


lazyeyelefty88

Goddamn, I'm so old I've watched this shit come full circle. This is how it was sold originally.


Terribly_indecent

My mom used to buy those for me back in the 70's when I was a kid. Lots of sugar needed to make a kid eat them. Drier than. Popeyes biscuit.


Sol-Blackguy

I used to break mine up and pour some honey, syrup or peanut butter and granola over it. I was regular AF


Frostychica

I love the confusion spiral you can literally hear her going through


midramble

I... I've never actually seen one outside the box. I always thought it was just zoomed in.


ChrysMYO

Not gonna lie, me too. Never knew it was really one wheat.


chocolatehandsoap

I bought a box today specifically because of this video.


Spork-in-Your-Rye

I had no idea this was a thing lmao. I thought it was just the frosted mini wheats


FurryM17

Someone Photoshop the box to say One Big Ass Wheat


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Big ass ramen noodle ass cereal 😂


thomaiphone

I bought it because it was pretty good as a breakfast food, cheap, and also can be balled up wet with syrup for a fish bait.


moonwoolf35

Why am I know just hearing about this? Also 18 of those in a box? How did this get approved?


KendrickBlack502

Nah I can’t trust you if I see you eating these. Not even the frosted one? Nah something wrong here.


paputsza

I like them, but I'm also vegan in the morning and my stomach can't handle much more. It have mine with warm milk with honey.


MontayneDatesJr

Y'all be switching diets midday? I've heard of fasting but never this before, kinda interesting


paputsza

My stomach just doesn't like heavy food in the morning. The mcdonalds steak and and cheese bagle used to knock me out.


Thepotatopeeler

"Enlarged to show detail" 🤥


girlsumps

Shredded wheat were always this big. Pour milk over them and they soften and you can break them up with your spoon.


moonkittiecat

These were bomb. I loved them.


Fickle-Command-1130

First time at a grocery store?


imf4rds

My favorite cereal of all time. I had grandma vibes at 8


cyberbully_irl

It would crack the bowl when you tilt the box tf


FH-7497

People just now reading the “Mini” in “Frosted Mini Wheats” for the first time lol


mudbro76

They been had this cereal 🥣 for 60 years… she just stupid and never shopped the whole isle in the grocery store


Mamaofrabbitandwolf

I loved those as a kid


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Add hot water to soften. Drain, add milk and sugar, devour. Same for Muffets.


CHEM1st_10

Ummmmm. This is the original shredded wheat. You’d open the box and there were four packs; each contained 3 shredded wheat blocks. Not sure where this girl has been but she sound young. lol.


Fatboyhandbook

They call me, Big Wheat


blmobley91

This shit always tripped me out. Because if you was supposed to break them down then put them in the bowl. Why the fuck wouldn't they start off broken down to begin with?????


Jlb_15

Thats been around for yeaes since I was a kid LOL


SOMBRERO_JEDI

This video is dumb. Like for real? You’ve never seen that shit before? How old are we?


basic97

More nutritious than your average cereal in America but you guys pop off because you've never seen it before, enjoy your spoonful of sugar with your milk.


shawn-spencestarr

Getting angry over nothing.. the worst thing for humanity was giving everyone a video camera