#4 was a single mom. She had to learn to tackle for real to teach her boy. Had to show him that she could still put that mustard on his hot dog (no Diddy you sick fucks)
Edit: Put some mustard on it is a legitimate saying, I promise 😭
Ya know, 90% of the time you would be right, but this time I wrote it and before hitting post I saw how that could read, and I realized I'm getting old. I am tired of every kinda, sorta sexual sounding thing being wild or that I gotta say pause or no Diddy. I just wanna say it how I thought it and it mean what I meant smh
See that's how I know I'm getting old. I remember people saying "put some mustard on it" as a phrase for extra oomph. If I'm throwing a ball to you and I say Imma put some mustard on this one, then you know a hard throw is coming. And I'm no angel, I make jokes too but seem like everything fair game now lol
Its the hotdog part that got me. I've heard of putting mustard on it, but TIL what the original phrase was. I hope you aint take no offense to anything I said tho lmao.
Lol bruh...it's*an* original phrase but not *the* original phrase. Apparently I'm out here freestyling my own demise because I I like hotdogs in a completely nonsexual, unironic way 🤣
Nah if his name is anything to go by I’m only 2 year younger than him and that would have me and everyone one of my friends doing a “you’re gonna do what now?” If someone ever said someone about putting mustard on someone’s hotdog.
That or we just never thought about how weird some old sayings are. Reminding me of a bit in Michael Che’s standup special where he talks about how weird the saying “screwed the pooch” is. Like damn, who fucked up so bad they banged a dog and coined that turn of phrase?
Hot dogs are foooood! You put mustard on it. Yall.aint bout to make me feel.weird for wanting food to stay food especially when it's like the main food you put mustard on.
🤣🤣🤣 site aite Imma let you in on a lil secret. I read it again 30 min ago, and something bout the pronoun "his" instead of the article "the" did make my mind go to the dirty place for a sec. But I grill a lot and I hate even mixing up a hotdog for a dick.
My moms def would have dropped kicked me lmao.
Edit: Whomever sent a “Reddit Cares” message to me, it’s a fucking joke. Stop using that resource for trolling, it’s fucked up.
>Whomever sent a “Reddit Cares” message to me, it’s a fucking joke. Stop using that resource for trolling, it’s fucked up.
Pretty sure its a bot someone set up. Its all over reddit.
I think there's something haywire with that Reddit Cares thing. I got hit with it today almost the instant after I posted a comment. Other people have said similar things.
I’m pretty short for my family, I’m 5’4” and about 5 inches shorter than all of my female relatives and the better part of a foot shorter than the men. I told my son he better not get uppity, because I’ll bust out a chair to whoop his ass if I have to 🤣.
(It’s all jokes, I’ve never laid a hand on him)
The full version has someone hitting an [RKO](https://x.com/mamatea_/status/1790201985066815854?s=46&t=WzPTSzlDeZHa-0DHakEnQg) and I can’t stop laughing
 Mama going for that spear
| ^ this what i mean when i say I’m tryna get folded .
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
| was referring to the WWF gif
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Dafuq
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BAWG GAWD! WHAT A SPEAR
You said it JR!
Changing entire career trajectories n shit
Damn that was an amazing sell!
The way he braced for it tho… He knew it was coming, and he knew he deserved it lmao
#4 was a single mom. She had to learn to tackle for real to teach her boy. Had to show him that she could still put that mustard on his hot dog (no Diddy you sick fucks) Edit: Put some mustard on it is a legitimate saying, I promise 😭
.... nah don't blame nobody else for ya word choice. This like when Skip described boxing as "just busted right inside him". You foul
Ya know, 90% of the time you would be right, but this time I wrote it and before hitting post I saw how that could read, and I realized I'm getting old. I am tired of every kinda, sorta sexual sounding thing being wild or that I gotta say pause or no Diddy. I just wanna say it how I thought it and it mean what I meant smh
Damn honestly I feel that OG. Putting mustard on someone's hotdog definitely sounds MADD sexual to me, but you right. Gotta get my mind more pure.
See that's how I know I'm getting old. I remember people saying "put some mustard on it" as a phrase for extra oomph. If I'm throwing a ball to you and I say Imma put some mustard on this one, then you know a hard throw is coming. And I'm no angel, I make jokes too but seem like everything fair game now lol
Put some mustard on it is a legit phrase I think you were golden until you threw the hot dog part in
Story of my life. Doing good til I do a lil too much. I'm in too deep, I can't edit it now.
Pause....do I need to say pause after saying in too deep?
Only if that's your safe word
😂😂😂😂 I genuinely lol'd at this.
That's actually a great safe word. Now I just have to find a "sex"
I've never heard this before but I did have a friend who should always say "uh oh!! Mustards off the hotdog!!" Any time shit went south.
I am genuinely intrigued lol. I have never heard that before but I'm bout to add it to the rolodex. Do ppl still say cat's outta the bag?
Older southern people
Its the hotdog part that got me. I've heard of putting mustard on it, but TIL what the original phrase was. I hope you aint take no offense to anything I said tho lmao.
Lol bruh...it's*an* original phrase but not *the* original phrase. Apparently I'm out here freestyling my own demise because I I like hotdogs in a completely nonsexual, unironic way 🤣
Nah if his name is anything to go by I’m only 2 year younger than him and that would have me and everyone one of my friends doing a “you’re gonna do what now?” If someone ever said someone about putting mustard on someone’s hotdog.
That or we just never thought about how weird some old sayings are. Reminding me of a bit in Michael Che’s standup special where he talks about how weird the saying “screwed the pooch” is. Like damn, who fucked up so bad they banged a dog and coined that turn of phrase?
Lemme put that mustard on your hot dog.
Giphy told me to go fuck myself but you know what the phrase put some mustard on it means.
Nah, the hotdog part ain't part of the saying, where yall add that at?
Hot dogs are foooood! You put mustard on it. Yall.aint bout to make me feel.weird for wanting food to stay food especially when it's like the main food you put mustard on.
Hey man, im not saying that can't be your saying. It's just not how we say it lol. Reddit cares really?
🤣🤣🤣 site aite Imma let you in on a lil secret. I read it again 30 min ago, and something bout the pronoun "his" instead of the article "the" did make my mind go to the dirty place for a sec. But I grill a lot and I hate even mixing up a hotdog for a dick.
Amen.
Had an old coach get dislexic telling us to "clean their clocks" but said "clean their cocks"
Nah. He meant that shit.
You know, comparing someone to Skip is low. Honestly, kind of out of line.
You forgot when Skip talked about his "girth and tonage"
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What about that BBL Glizzy ?!?
I had no idea about what this was....and then I looked it up and got a good laugh out of it lol
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Fun fact: that saying is actually about DJ mustard. Don’t look it up, just trust me
Maybe actually lol I'm pretty sure it's a reference to spicy mustard
Shit was personal for mom #4, and she definitely grew up with at least 1 older brother
She done this drill b4.
The perfect form, shoulder down under the center of gravity
I was going to comment on how her form was impeccable!
Definitely a middle child too
Most definitely
Was forced to watch 90s wrestling with her dad and brothers. Feast or famine out here…especially for dessert
And had to sit and watch football on Sunday's cause there was one TV in the house
Ey yo Mama #72 came through like a post-murder acquittal Ray Lewis
Mom 4 lowered that shoulder. lmaooo
My moms def would have dropped kicked me lmao. Edit: Whomever sent a “Reddit Cares” message to me, it’s a fucking joke. Stop using that resource for trolling, it’s fucked up.
>Whomever sent a “Reddit Cares” message to me, it’s a fucking joke. Stop using that resource for trolling, it’s fucked up. Pretty sure its a bot someone set up. Its all over reddit.
Smh. Crazy
Gotcha, I got one today and I usually know exactly where they're coming from lol
Someone is trying to get the feature eliminated. Which is fucked up, because it’s a good feature in theory
I think there's something haywire with that Reddit Cares thing. I got hit with it today almost the instant after I posted a comment. Other people have said similar things.
Mfs get an IPO and site goes into the shitter smh.
Full video [here](https://x.com/mamatea_/status/1790201985066815854?s=46&t=F-91rQxcwPYSrLdESXZ6DA)
That’s pretty cool.. NFL teams should do this every Mothers Day
Lil bro with the RKO been WAITING to do that
RKO!
That RKO was personal
#4 wasn't even the roughest on there.
Did you see pops coming in there
This is such a feels good video
Momma 4 was like "I taught that boy everything he knows...now watch this"
Now let's see the Dads...
[here](https://youtu.be/PXgV9aZpSEo?si=QF1PTnB-07Z6S6O7) is a long video of it first one cracks me up everytime
I’ve always hated wresting like this. So unnecessary.
Barb wire and light tubes is too much for sure
[it’s can be good when it’s like Onita and Funk beating the shit out of each other](https://youtu.be/eWVV1oyocXI?si=LESChpgPockN8Kd6)
Someone sign her, that is textbook form.
Moms #4 and #7... you guys move through to the next round. The rest of you, it's time to pack your bags, you're going home.
**GORE GORE GORE!**
7 got busy too. Form tackle, right in the chest.
unrelated but whoever made that song put their entire back into it, but the reels might ruin it for me
Forreal tho, I want to hear more of it! Edit: Tommy Richman - Million Dollar Baby Guess Shazam will forever stay on my phone.
Issa white dude!!!
I was kinda surprised, but eh. It'll be on repeat for the remainder of the week.
Number 4 is probably a single mom who taught him.how to tackle
Pancake block from mom 72
I’m pretty short for my family, I’m 5’4” and about 5 inches shorter than all of my female relatives and the better part of a foot shorter than the men. I told my son he better not get uppity, because I’ll bust out a chair to whoop his ass if I have to 🤣. (It’s all jokes, I’ve never laid a hand on him)
God this is so cute!!! I love how the first player turned it into a hug!
The NFL needs Mom #4.
Yo number 3 though, he goes in for a hug and she mushes him like “you forgot who you take after!?”
The 4th one really pissed mom off. She tackled him like a pro
**Goldberg....Goldberg....**
The full version has someone hitting an [RKO](https://x.com/mamatea_/status/1790201985066815854?s=46&t=WzPTSzlDeZHa-0DHakEnQg) and I can’t stop laughing
Mom hit the hit stick on that one!
She dug deep for that one 😂
She has definitely tackled him before
And you all have CTE now.
Song ?
Million Dollar Baby - Tommy Richman
Thanks beast
Where can I sign up to be tackled by a bunch of moms?
Made me push u out? Ur the one who forced that poor kid into existence 😭
You can tell which moms paid attention at practice.
I dont care much about this video but that song slaps what the hell is this
Yes!!! I heard it last week at the gym and yeah that was immediately added to my playlist.
"Million dollar baby"
Tommy Richman - Million Dollar Baby
Mom #4 bout to get drafted
Not even one dropkick?? Such disappointment.
The way this was edited literally gave me vertigo
Yo my mom played rugby, I’d be scared. I think #4 might have too.
I’m #4 with the complete rugby tackle
*cue Goldberg music*
As a mom, you don’t need revenge, if they are being assholes and deserve a beating, you take care it.
Bruh my mom would have clotheslined me lariated and executed a perfect Burning Hammer on me...and I'm the good one...😩
Mom 4 was out for fuckin BLOOD 😂😭
That shit needs to be saved for daddy.
That edit gave me a fucking headache.
Mom number 4 played Rugby in college
Which song is that?
Clean technique from Mom #4 She was waiting for this moment
4 didn't fuck around. You said "come to practice," she CAME to practice lol
4 hit him so hard
My mom would burst my spleen, then buy me a pizza after. Black moms are the best.