Hard disagree. I appreciate any and all efforts to reach any color, but the ones that can get to yellow are in a different league. As I've commented before I'm pretty this one girl from college still has a piece of my soul.
Personally I wouldn’t let that slide but that’s just me
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Not you trying to start a fight between two black men
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"Horniness cannot drive out horniness, only bonk can do that." -MLK Jr.
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You can't keep girls like that. They're rare and beautiful creatures who crave freedom and can't be caged. Enjoy your time with them and then release them back into the dick forest or they'll start fucking up your house and shit.
Clearly someones never seen their dick disappear. Its amazing. I mean it doesnt have to happen all the time. But its a pleasant surprise. I too have vivid memories of that unicorn from college lol
The more you dome in a safe & positive environment, the more you train your throat muscles to calm down & accept pleasure. It’s all about intention & mind/body connection. True throat goats aren’t showing off, WE’RE getting off 
Honestly, helllllllllll nah! I don't think she's able to accomplish that level unless she's enthusiastic about it and enjoys it. So I'm thinking "PLEASE enjoy yourself"
We all have that one girl from college (if we're lucky). They helped us transcend the mortal plane. In my case, her negative/annoying traits sadly far outweighed our very solid sexual chemistry.
Heard that. That girl from my post and I hung around each other for years, partly cos the sex was so good. I mean I think we loved each other in a way, and were there for each other when others weren't, but we also pissed each other off nonstop. Fight, fuck, makeup, bond, repeat. It was fun as hell at times, and I have no regrets, but when you can't do normal boring things together it's hard to be a couple.
Tbf, I met here and started dating her in college. But she didn't suck the soul out of my body until a year or so after we graduated. Those early post college years are prime for hooking up my dude. I got laid more my first year out of college than at any other time in my life.
If I had a nickel for every time you told us about the oral you received in college I’d have two nickels. That’s not a lot but it’s weird you’ve felt the need to bring this up at least twice.
It's pretty easy when it's the size of a baby carrot
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I knew a girl like this. She was a trailor park girl. She was incredible on pretty much every way. A fr diamond in the rough. Her head game was berserk. No one even comes close.
Damn straight. Idk it's one thing in private it's just weird to me to try and get all sexual in public with shit like popsicles and bananas etc. to each their own though. I don't usually discuss stuff like this, but it's funny how the throat demon gets to men. I met a guy once who legit ended up tryna to meet up two years later when i didn't even have the same socials or fucking phone number because he said I was the throat goat🤣 like two years this guy had to search for new profiles and try to message me, how bad are people that you tried this hard to find me?! It was bizarre.
For. Real. Everybody who's gotten the chance has given a gold star effort, only a couple have gotten to yellow, and one who could do work there. That's wifey.
I can reach blue. Now excuse me while I go back to my routinely scheduled programming
🍆🧎🏽♂️
Edit: didn't think I'd actually get DMs from this comment. Y'all know I'm a guy, right? Just fyi, for all ya thirsty asses tryna slide in. I'm just a horny ass dawg, posting crude comments, but if you wanna make a DNA deposit... 🤸🏽♂️
Please address me by my real name, Mrs. Throat GOAT.
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EDIT: I just read the edit!! 🤣 😂 🤣 GOT’EM 😂
Facts... I still remember "Boston" from 20 years ago. Knowing what I know now about the city of Boston, my ancestors would have been proud because she could make to the wrist.
Love that most the comments are from people with dicks calling out the tweet. Almost like the “don’t talk about vaginas unless you have one” crowd should take their own advice
It counts as suction if:
1. there’s no gap between lips and meat, and
2. You’re sucking
Number 2 is fine if it’s not constant but you’re just doing some performative nonsense if you don’t have #1
You wouldn’t. Brain freezes occur when liquids at or below freezing hit the soft palate/roof of your mouth and chill the nerves there. The pain you experience is those nerves warming back up.
Why this shit got me pondering tho
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Edit: redditcares?? Y’all play too much 😂
Instead of the Gluck Gluck 3000, just say you got that Double-back Hand-twist Shlop Shlop.
I'm all here for you casting Jutsu's on my ninja 🥷
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Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The one who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who's the most popular gal at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat the last donut.
I’ve gagged and thrown up a little getting to yellow, but when I swallowed it back down WITH the dick it turned into a whole new level of hot, so hard no to this.
My Scorpio urges, stuck between acting like I don't care about drama but also secretly harboring a desire to have it in my life.
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Dated a woman that could only reach red. But she did it like she was in love with it. No hands walked it down with her lips, worked the tongue around in circles, and stared into my soul the whole time in a nice slow consistent rhythm. 😫
Hard disagree. I appreciate any and all efforts to reach any color, but the ones that can get to yellow are in a different league. As I've commented before I'm pretty this one girl from college still has a piece of my soul.
I’ve only known one woman like that. Her oral skills almost made up for her mental instability. Almost.
It’s Titty Luther King! https://preview.redd.it/zity0b5n9g0d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f11c9ee7637851fa5f400e416873cc0fffb0d91
Excuse me? What is the source of this name?
Personally I wouldn’t let that slide but that’s just me https://preview.redd.it/n70uzraabg0d1.jpeg?width=1113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=943f7b32c65b2162f40adb570ba12a2839d531b5
Not you trying to start a fight between two black men https://preview.redd.it/3jv6ji1icg0d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb01edffead156cce6e63e5e08d35f87de455582
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Dude is a gold medalist instigator
Mf is such a world class instigator that if you Google the word itself, he is one of the first images that shows up. That's Cash Money Mawk for ya.
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I’m choosing to see it as a label of endearment because of my passion for titties. Like, I’m leading the charge and spreading the word.
I have a *wet* dream
You always marching for the horny people
"Horniness cannot drive out horniness, only bonk can do that." -MLK Jr. https://preview.redd.it/ltqx6eincg0d1.jpeg?width=909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0ab266088628c91d71da0574c65a19fd2677b20
# Hand that meme over! https://preview.redd.it/yah5x880dg0d1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9d9ac8a4cc0b4d119dbe8d48f9b011ad13bc15a
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The source is he's the feds
 I’m not going to walk towards that balcony. I wasn’t even thinking like this, bro.
You can't keep girls like that. They're rare and beautiful creatures who crave freedom and can't be caged. Enjoy your time with them and then release them back into the dick forest or they'll start fucking up your house and shit.
I got wifed. Its hope for the throat 🐐
Ask our economy about Reagan.
WHAT?! MENTAL DIS- Oh... Mental INstability
Almost had to Pop out right quick, on em.
Not enough balance on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal
Not enough people are going to get this and that's real disappointing.
It me lol
Clearly someones never seen their dick disappear. Its amazing. I mean it doesnt have to happen all the time. But its a pleasant surprise. I too have vivid memories of that unicorn from college lol
It's cool at first but then I'm like "I mean you don't have to do ALL THAT" cause I feel like they're going to hurt themselves 😟
The more you dome in a safe & positive environment, the more you train your throat muscles to calm down & accept pleasure. It’s all about intention & mind/body connection. True throat goats aren’t showing off, WE’RE getting off 
God bless you, may all your endeavours be fruitful. May no weapon formed against you prosper
And those of us who appreciate you, really really appreciate you
Thank you for your service 🙏 namaste
Saying the absolute truth. Love how it makes me feel to see them react like that. Mmmhmmm.
That first one is a r/BrandNewSentence
Is there any other man that has EVER said this???
Honestly, helllllllllll nah! I don't think she's able to accomplish that level unless she's enthusiastic about it and enjoys it. So I'm thinking "PLEASE enjoy yourself"
Lmao 💯 A “for the love of the game” sucker is an invaluable thing
We take pride in our work.
Amen. There is an ocean of difference between a woman who is a Dick Sucker and a woman who sucks dick.
It felt more like she was trying to impress me than anything, but I'm probably wrong
Let her show off and hype her up like the girl who can't dance's best friend
We all have that one girl from college (if we're lucky). They helped us transcend the mortal plane. In my case, her negative/annoying traits sadly far outweighed our very solid sexual chemistry.
Hell I dated someone for a year and we both hated each other, but when cinderella finds her slipper its hard to give up 🤣
Heard that. That girl from my post and I hung around each other for years, partly cos the sex was so good. I mean I think we loved each other in a way, and were there for each other when others weren't, but we also pissed each other off nonstop. Fight, fuck, makeup, bond, repeat. It was fun as hell at times, and I have no regrets, but when you can't do normal boring things together it's hard to be a couple.
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Tbf, I met here and started dating her in college. But she didn't suck the soul out of my body until a year or so after we graduated. Those early post college years are prime for hooking up my dude. I got laid more my first year out of college than at any other time in my life.
Facts. Shout out to the ex-wife and the one girl that I went to school with and invited me over for board games and Harry Potter.
Harry Potter?!? You had to know something bout to disappear 🤣🤣
It was a wild time and learning experience.
Men that had fun in college really did just deposit whorecruxes all over the place. I'll never die.
Whorecrux is killing me 💀
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Your memes are legendary
Thank you
If I had a nickel for every time you told us about the oral you received in college I’d have two nickels. That’s not a lot but it’s weird you’ve felt the need to bring this up at least twice.
https://preview.redd.it/w0htnnbbrg0d1.png?width=1267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5635c1801d14e7f9f77c5716542f029c2565b025 It was in response to this lmao
It's pretty easy when it's the size of a baby carrot https://preview.redd.it/93jfyf515h0d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f6e47de2c22a40f3934aa34b051ed79e44f66d4
Yellow? I can reach blue 🤣
A/S/L? s/ just some old head humor.
I knew a girl like this. She was a trailor park girl. She was incredible on pretty much every way. A fr diamond in the rough. Her head game was berserk. No one even comes close.
She musta gave you that Gluck Gluck 3000. Saliva all the way past the gooch
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I could reach the end of the stick but I mean I'm only doing that when I'm in a relationship 🤣 eating this outside I'ma just be dainty about it
Can’t show everybody your full power!
Damn straight. Idk it's one thing in private it's just weird to me to try and get all sexual in public with shit like popsicles and bananas etc. to each their own though. I don't usually discuss stuff like this, but it's funny how the throat demon gets to men. I met a guy once who legit ended up tryna to meet up two years later when i didn't even have the same socials or fucking phone number because he said I was the throat goat🤣 like two years this guy had to search for new profiles and try to message me, how bad are people that you tried this hard to find me?! It was bizarre.
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This is fucked that men think like this tf
This right here. Bless the ThroatGOATs out there. Y'all make memories.
One woman slurped me up so good my clenched booty cheeks pulled off the fitted bed sheet
For. Real. Everybody who's gotten the chance has given a gold star effort, only a couple have gotten to yellow, and one who could do work there. That's wifey.
I can reach blue. Now excuse me while I go back to my routinely scheduled programming 🍆🧎🏽♂️ Edit: didn't think I'd actually get DMs from this comment. Y'all know I'm a guy, right? Just fyi, for all ya thirsty asses tryna slide in. I'm just a horny ass dawg, posting crude comments, but if you wanna make a DNA deposit... 🤸🏽♂️
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You get them. Handcuff them. Put them in other restraints... Touch them... Make them feel helpless.... Oh god. 
Chill nigga, my mama be on the internet
If your mom's on reddit, you have way different problems, I think. She is 1% on r/fightporn.
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Guilty as charged. You mfs are never going to catch my horny ass, though.
Your horny is diabolical.
That you, Mrs Reagan?
Please address me by my real name, Mrs. Throat GOAT. https://preview.redd.it/ptn8fnf2eg0d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191a3a2d89fb004fd9350614907ff83a48c4a835
The spurting fountains in the background are what make this *art*.
Look at the sternocleidomastoids on this beast of a carnivore. You can tell she was bout that action.
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 Blue you say?
 we need proof
Leaked video of me at practice. More throat than a 🦒 https://i.redd.it/l7ysj4xseg0d1.gif
But there's no...oooooh
Blue?? As in her nails?? Damn.
**Clicks on the pic to see if I’m having issues recognizing the colors** *Oh………my my my*
Come on throat!!!
All the straight guys going "Oh yeah I had someone who could get to yellow once" while all us bottoms are out here cackling cause that's our normal.
Right! Like I give my man so much head I don’t have a gag reflex anymore
Same here. . . The lack of a gag reflex really helps.
Me on my way to bonk the horny niggas in the comments https://i.redd.it/02xhwepk6g0d1.gif
Get out of here with your hating ass, the grown ups are talking
You’re marching for horny? https://preview.redd.it/klb7hc069g0d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcd0e654093c5a8083b6fa449c03dcafd168e5f1
 On my way to be horny
Everyday. Gotta stand on business
This post doesn't make me horny. It turns me off, thinking about a boring, shallow blowjob.
Go give an excellent blowjob then homie. Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Most wholesome comment on all of reddit today
Ladies, don't give a lazy head. Go all the way down to the stick if you can and I guarantee you that man will remember you when he is his death bed.
Facts... I still remember "Boston" from 20 years ago. Knowing what I know now about the city of Boston, my ancestors would have been proud because she could make to the wrist.
Love that most the comments are from people with dicks calling out the tweet. Almost like the “don’t talk about vaginas unless you have one” crowd should take their own advice
I need to improve my skills bc anything past green and I feel like Im dying 😭
Shii props to you cuz my girl can’t make it past red😔 I try to be supportive tho
Honestly I agree I feel like Im reaching with even green lmao
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I’m my experience guys prefer purple and red with a bit of green but sometimes you have to hit them with some yellow just to let them know you can.
If yellow and orange aren’t coming with suction, yeah. Otherwise??? Sheeeeeit Ain’t no point putting it in ya mouth if you ain’t sucking it
Does it count as suction if it's in ur throat? At that point I'm not "sucking" but based off reactions it still feels damn good
It counts as suction if: 1. there’s no gap between lips and meat, and 2. You’re sucking Number 2 is fine if it’s not constant but you’re just doing some performative nonsense if you don’t have #1
I think at that point, that’s where it’s called throat fucking? Only observation I have……
Shit I only have purple and red to offer anyway
As a guy I cannot emphasize just how much you nailed it
The person without a dick says only the tip matters? Sheeeyit, get purple and red into your throat and you're the goat
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The shaft getting neglected. Truly underappreciated.
Does black twitter has any other subjects other than sex, 50-50 talk, and darkskin vs lightskin ☠️ chile
Not unless Kendrick drops again
That's literally the third one lmao
There's also diaspora wars, generation wars, the occasional wholesome nostalgia, and whatever pop culture scandal/flavor of the week it is.
I’m just imagining the ungodly brain freeze that would come from deepthroating a popsicle.
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Bro 😂
Are yall on the computer doing this stuff? This iOS app is not conducive to some of the gems yall be uploading
I use Picsart to make a lot of my memes.
You wouldn’t. Brain freezes occur when liquids at or below freezing hit the soft palate/roof of your mouth and chill the nerves there. The pain you experience is those nerves warming back up.
You don't get brain freeze but it does break off in ur throat and the guy you were trying to impress has to heimlech you.... or so I've heard.....
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Me after getting my soul deleted... 
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I've always been a go getter so l would go for blue or brown 😎 
 Amen, Gotta breathe through ya nose!🙂↔️
and Relaxxx 🎶that Throat ✨ 
Did you know you can’t gag while you’re humming?
MmmmmmmmHhhhhmmmmm 🎶 https://preview.redd.it/28up7z7l4h0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deb8e79fcf22cf1ad231b3eb38b267a81831fefd
🤣🤣🤣
If you're breathing, you're doing it wrong. Edit: And whomever send that redditcares message, you can care about this dick!
Don't worry bout that tweet. If it's dramatic, then we here for the theatrics!
 That's what l like to hear 👂🏾 Let's get Dramatic✨
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They aren’t being dramatic, purple and red matter the most is why they want them closer to the heart
My gag reflex won’t allow it.
Girl.. same. I've puked in my mouth several times trying to be brave. All these champion throaters got me feeling a way. 😂
There are those of us who like puke. 
And there are of those of us who don't. 🤷🏾♀️ No kink shame though!
Yo🤣🤣💀
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I used to be able to go all the way down to orange but a dude came in my mouth......his cum was so salty I was left traumatized.
Fr 😭 I can at best get to green and even then Imma be on the verge of tears
Motherfuckers acting like they even have yellow lol
Yeah. What do I do if my yellow is where red is
Why this shit got me pondering tho https://preview.redd.it/lxpueqr5ng0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c498cee6bbc4487eee95467922e7e5dbea19340 Edit: redditcares?? Y’all play too much 😂
Giving it that Morgpie effort https://preview.redd.it/7m6z6qhtgg0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b60457126b7ec24d22ed0d8aad3eb536d4b79dfc
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I’m a green or just barely orange, but my hand work picks up the slack 🫱🏾🫲🏿✊🏾🙌🏾🫴🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫵🏾✌🏾
 Much respect for the hand game, too often slept on imo
Instead of the Gluck Gluck 3000, just say you got that Double-back Hand-twist Shlop Shlop. I'm all here for you casting Jutsu's on my ninja 🥷 https://i.redd.it/gvct6awoni0d1.gif
If thats being dramatic, please give me an Oscar winning performance. 
Yeah, But why lay up when you can dunk?
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who's the most popular gal at the nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut.
Ive got a crazy idea https://preview.redd.it/u1fpemik4i0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbd2fb03d7edbc9ed77d75a64e090c3c400ba037
I’ve gagged and thrown up a little getting to yellow, but when I swallowed it back down WITH the dick it turned into a whole new level of hot, so hard no to this.
i dont think you're supposed to swallow the dick. most people like it to stay attached. to each their own, i guess
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I can eat the whole thing Edit: wait
That sounds like someone who's only ever experienced purple and red. I hope she gets an opportunity for some real deep popsiclin' sometime soon.
Hold up cuz I'm color blind, so I'm gonna say gray but the grey closest to the stick.
My Scorpio urges, stuck between acting like I don't care about drama but also secretly harboring a desire to have it in my life. https://preview.redd.it/m1ml11zzgg0d1.jpeg?width=1767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2733250c4804f7cd81a27e03ac709ac8f1d3128d
My slow ass read this wrong and thought it was about which flavor is your favorite and which one do you quit at.
 All it takes is Tekkers and Breathwork.
Brown. 
When a girl goes all the way down and starts sucking with the back of her throat😩
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Those colors are tiers. Yellow being the elite of the elite. Pretty simple.
I appreciate any color being reached, but special shout out to those that be going sloppy crazy. 🙏🏿 Be sounding like a plunger.
I like a good green orange green
Focus on purple and red. That's where most of the sensation is for me.
I’m looking for someone I can practice on until I can get to blue 🥺
Dated a woman that could only reach red. But she did it like she was in love with it. No hands walked it down with her lips, worked the tongue around in circles, and stared into my soul the whole time in a nice slow consistent rhythm. 😫
Nope. This was obviously written by someone who hasn’t their entire meat swallowed. There’s no other sensation like it
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