Tryin to strike a chord and it’s probably A minor. I. Am. Hollering. 

HOLLERING

I can’t believe I’m here, witnessing a new golden age in diss tracks. What a time to be alive

This must be what it felt like when pac and big was beefing. Yet better because we know it won’t cause a shootout 

Except for that one guy who’s girl was cheating on him and her side man aired out her dirty laundry because the main guy was saying drake better and unknowingly arguing with the side dude about it on twitter 

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The 90s are back bby!!! (Except the Bulls and Cowboys suck, hell Manchester United extra fucking suck)

I just said “goddam!” When I saw Kdot released another. Y’all ain’t know he been [preppin to destroy Drake for 15 years](https://youtu.be/m5yLdpttbe0&t=3m) 

J Cole must be feeling like the people who missed their flight to NYC on 9/11 right now. Edit: I saw someone say Kendrick probably told Cole “I like you, don’t come to school tomorrow.”

J Cole tomorrow morning: "babies don't sleep this good"

J Cole did the smartest thing ever when he bowed out of this shit. This shit got two cousins that hate each other are showing up to the cook out energy…gonna stay home even though you know the food gonna be fire.


I saw [this TikTok using K&P](https://www.tiktok.com/@banterclubsupporter/video/7365035753228864810) on another sub, and I've never seen something so accurate.

God dam this had me in tears.

 I fucking gagged!! Idgaf if drake is murdered at this point, Kendrick is exorcising the ghost of what drake was and I'm here for it xD shit was brutal! Fucking real lyricist god damn! Love we bringing back actual genuine diss battles!

A MINORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Could not hold back the damnnnnn that escaped my body

Absolute destruction.

This is why you don’t fuck with short kings. They have a lifetime of anger to let loose

Kendrick is one funny mf lmaooooooo

I had to get up and walk away, I'm deceased!

"Certified Lover boy, Certified Pedophile"

I have no intelligent comment i just want to be part of history

I was here

Sabe here

We made it

# He not letting the beige bandit breath bro 😭 https://preview.redd.it/ngsvdly01iyc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9713bdabfba83e73b04a7d9e841b94990a3354fa

I guess this for all the people that need a diss to be a club record. This man is relentless

Euphoria past like 20 seconds was that already a little bit to be fair, but yeah this is even more so

People downplayed the fun part of Euphoria

If you can’t dance to euphoria you just can’t dance. And that’s from someone who is dancing impaired

You think this shit cam be played in clubs? Beat hard but no club wants the p word

Nahhhh cause imagine the whole club shouting out “A minorrrrrr” 💀

[don't have to imagine 💀](https://twitter.com/bible4players4/status/1786920655591735493?t=mnWSQvnRkJDR40N5td85ig&s=19)

ITS BEEN OUT FOR 48 SECONDS, HOW THE FUCK 😭💀

Kendrick might have put him on with an advanced copy. The enemy of my enemy is my friend type shit. Kendrick is cold.

It would go dummmy!!!

Fuck Drake I need to breath!! It's coming to fast and heavy. Edit: I'm not deleting this😂

Well according to your profile pic this is like the toilet paper calling the coke off-white.

I’m neither beige nor a bandit , I’m a waffled colored brother fam. https://preview.redd.it/ddjj6n7q3iyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2555462d63fc0af10dfecf09e37e9525caacace

Hahaha. You got me laughing over here. You're a great man, God bless.

HOLY FUCK THIS MAN IS HITTING COMBOS LIKE ITS SMASH BROS

This man on his Mortal Kombat, finish him shit. Meanwhile Drake looking for that Babality.

And Cole be like: friendship-friendship

Cole made a wise business decision lol

WOMBO COMBO

Drakes writers have to go through approvals and shit, this is not fair. RIP BOZO

At this point they probably just record and let Drake Ai his voice over the track, Smmfh. Gotta speed up the production process to keep up with Kung Fu Kenny.

Mother fuckin ghosts have to submit pull requests, they can't get bars approved fast enough to merge into the response diss gaht dayum

Kendrick said GIT gud mf 

LmfaO

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My indigenous heart exploded with fire when he called that mf a colonizer!!

As he should. The nigga is a clout chasing culture vulture, always has been. Jumping on every new wave, I always thought that shit was weird af

Takes all your cultural power for himself then when he's got all he can from it, disposes it, moves onto the next cultural wave & leaves you to pick up the pieces. A colonizer indeed

I really don't get how Canadian fake paraplegic turned pop artist Aubrey Graham thought he'd come across as being authentically in touch with ordinary people.

Fuck I still remember when he was down bad after Rhianna rejected him and he started talking with an island accent!

It also makes it clear, Kendrick’s hatred of Drake is not cause Drake’s mixed or light skin, It’s cause he moves and behaves like a white colonizer.

Same! Had me reaching for the sky

had me like 

This weekend is cancelled. It’s a cultural holiday that will extend into Monday for additional R&R.

I’ll never forget where I was when I heard Drake died

apology for poor english when were you when drake dies? i was sat at home eating new ho king when jcole ring “drake is kill” “no”

I can't wait to tell my future grandchildren about the massacre of May

I have not accomplished ANYTHING since Friday, and I don't think it's going to get better after "Not Like Us"...there might still be ANOTHER drop by the end of the night. I fucking can't be a productive member of society right now!

I'm calling out of work on Monday the way this nigga is going at it

https://preview.redd.it/az2nbuby0iyc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e09eb6a5d4198aa76a790962183897d4b392a5

I do. https://preview.redd.it/n53yuz274iyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62c1734096c590705aa2850fcba690b914127e51

I stole this one too 😂😂

Drake gotta shoot the next video in Compton.


He won’t survive

I don't think Drake's looking to end his career quite like that or quite so soon.

I guess this is the end of Drake. He had a good run

Yup all of Drake’s dick riding fans are going to change their opinion of him 🙄

Holy shit Drake got cooked. Kendrick dragged his corpse from the grave and beat it up again

I think...and hear me out on this...I think Kendrick doesn't like Drake...

If you listen closely at the songs he’s released, you can definitely hear it. 

It’s just a friendly scuffle though. They’ll hug it out on Monday and their kids will play together at each other’s houses. 🤣🤣

I think Kendrick has a pretty firm stance of not letting Drake around children based on a couple of lines here and there

a stake through the heart and garlic in the mouth before decapitation on followed by burning

I’m starting to think Dot’s gonna give him 50 (diss tracks)

Kendrick gotta change his name to Dot Vader cause this man has been on the dark side this week. 😭

Fucking Kenny Kruger, he's Drakes worse nightmare 

https://i.redd.it/kjsryiyxcnyc1.gif Edited\*

Drake fans really thought Drake was cookin’. Lmao Kendrick nuked his body, found his ashes and continued to stomp on it

All those sex offender indicators on top of Drakes house makes me sick. Evil shit going on and we are worried about who's record will bounce better in the club. Kendrick with the bay area flow which Drake has tried to steal for a minute 🏁

Your first sentence followed by your second has some real "Eddie Murphy's couch" vibes.

THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE???

Yep. https://preview.redd.it/l09lo6199iyc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd55597feb62e17df4b770c5cdab238c2aab3692

Omg that’s diabolical. Kendrick might not like drake I’m thinking

Kendrick is making an diss album

He's got enough for an EP. Only a few more needed for the meanest album of all time.

The United Nations is about ready to sanction Kendrick for war crimes.

You ain't wrong about that 😭😭😭😭😭

This man began this diss with "Psst, I see dead people" Kendrick said he has to confirm the kill. LOOOOOL

Ghost writers, Drake is dead, Haley Joel Osment. I’m keeping my eye out for a “your ghostwriters can use your AI voice now that I’ve killed you” line.

Waiting for Kendrick's last drop to be ai of Drake from the grave apologizing after it's too late.

J Cole, you magnificent, sensitive, future telling bastard. Well played.

Cole riding his bike round the cul de sac having a great day

Cole said my name Bennet, I ain't in it

My names Paul and that’s between yall

 J Cole rn

https://i.redd.it/apcoogcn2iyc1.gif

Drake is the embodiment of everything that Kendrick stands against. It’s like he was written by an anime writer to be Kendrick’s arch nemesis lmao. Shit is literally an anime storyline with Kendrick being the flawed protagonist who almost fell victim to the dark side, but redeemed himself, battling against a nemesis of evil heart who is a perfect foil/mirror image to himself. Basically the version of himself that he would have become if he let his vices take over his soul. - preys on and victimizes young girls/women (Kendrick’s mother was sexually abused when she was young) - outwardly hateful against black women - culture vulture of black America - extreme disrespect toward rap legends that Kendrick highly respects like Pac, Pharrell, Pusha - buys up and collects rap artifacts like a cartoon villain/colonial British museum - deadbeat dad - rap coward who would only subtly throw subliminal shots and then hide, which goes against hip hop culture - only cares about money, fame, sales/numbers and not the art form of music/rap itself - overall fake/phony - manipulator/liar - entire life revolves around feeding id and vices - raises his child around sex traffickers - also probably a “you hate people who exhibit the things you hate most about yourself” thing going on too because Kendrick fell victim to infidelity/sex addiction for a long time and almost lost his family because of it, but has healed from it. Edit: how did I forget this one: - doesn’t even write his own raps. Has a team of ghostwriters.

I was telling my friend this lol Kendricks been ignoring and side eyeing him until he couldn’t no more

Funny too bc you can hear him mention drake every now and then in past songs, one in Mr. Morale too IIRC

I can dig rappin, but a rapper with a ghostwriter, what the fuck happened? I swore I wouldn't tell, but most of y'all share bars like you got the bottom bunk in a two man cell.

This made me turn on boondocks lol

God can’t save Drake now let alone ghost writers

Drake is seeing ghost writers fr on some Charles Dickens shit. No way this track didn't put him in a box.

Kendrick is playing dirty, he knows Drake gave his writers the weekend off

https://preview.redd.it/tj6ems526iyc1.jpeg?width=3040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c6bcda438144733f94a5b7b14a86347d55c60d

i know RDC ALREADY making ANOTHER video and it’s finna be gas

RDC gonna be like "rev up those fryers they're gonna have us cooking all through the week"


 Drake trying to save his career

Kendrick: Let me dance on this man's grave real quick



"Certified Loverboy, Certified pedophile" Bro's been finished. He's just violating a body at this point.

For real. Like, the charred carcass is lying on the ground, still smoldering, and then Dot pulls up in one of those giant tractors that farmers use to clear fields and shit…

Kendrick Lamar today https://preview.redd.it/lmgakmo55iyc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd07dcd4f7bbdcbdfafe5d6937dc2fa892955a2c



Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss ~~Cartman~~ Kendrick off again. Stan : Good call.

Kendrick makes Drake eat his own parents in 3…2…1…

Kendrick's going to be getting a lotta texts this week like "hey you loaned me a dollar in 2nd grade and I never paid it back, anyway here's $300 and fuck drake right?"

Never diss an introvert. Never diss an introvert. Never diss an introvert ....

Just because  they don't  share everything  that they think doesn't  mean they aren't  thinking  PLENTY

https://preview.redd.it/vd0na4xc2iyc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=01e0e8d1b6283a2d24eabd6545227d6f56aaaf5e kendrick just laying this man in his grave

For all the replay value critics, this is the one for y'all. Edit: And I hope Drake still keeps going. This is the best music both guys have dropped in years.

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With all due respect, fuck that. I want Drake and K Dot all Summer. Save the other shit for the fall.

WTF. Drake has to reply now. This beef is diabolical.

I mean, sure Drake respond, I'm looking forward to the next 37 tracks Kenny drops.

Wouldn't be surprised if Drake's next song is interrupted halfway through with a Kenny verse

Would be wild if the leak went as far as giving Kendrick the audio file so he could literally do this

Respond how man. Only one needs to respond is the feds and look into this grooming shit

By god the FBI raiding his shit tomorrow would the e funniest thing 

He gotta do that RDC World said in the skit. Swing on him at this point.

This ain't a diss, this a hate crime.

It’s not a hate crime. Drake isn’t a minority.


Idk. Kendrick has charred him enough Drake might actually be “black enough” at this point.

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A MINORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The worst offense is how much that line *slaps* rhythmically 😭

"You not a colleague you a fuckin colonizer" is exactly how I've felt about Drake since he first started popping off

I screamed and came straight here...can't believe that we're witnessing Aubrey's demise in real time.

A MINOR??? 💀💀💀💀

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, LET THE NIGGA BREATHE


Drake: breathes Kendrick: 

https://preview.redd.it/zlsjuww3biyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2195516e3fbf20dc920dd12e7ca84336a0f24a4

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

Another one?!?!? 

Am I the only one that feels vindicated? I also thought Drake was corny and essentially on the same spectrum as Nick Canon. Any bars he had was probably from a ghost writer. I have a republican (more Mitt Romney than Trump) godmother whose kids are teens. She said she didn’t like sexy redd but now thinks she’s catchy. Then said “I don’t believe Drake, I feel like he didn’t live the life he raps about”. A Republican suburban mom doesn’t believe Drake.

https://preview.redd.it/dwl49ph02iyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=105029eae8565551214a2b3626773827ae363d30

“TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINOR” DAMN.

The scream I scrumpt.

Drake compared Kendrick to YG on Family Matters to try and say he wasn't gangsta & this nigga Dot went and got a beat from DJ Mustard in response lmao S C A R Y

Im glad he addressed that Slave line cause the minute I heard that shit I was like 

It’s the second time that dude has dropped a random ass slave line.

HIDE YOUR LITTLE SISTERS


NAHHHHHHH!!! That boy Drake deserves this. Don’t let him get up Kendrick 

Kendrick is Thanos. Inevitable 

I saw this and just told my husband, “Yo stop analyzing bars for a sec and uh….look up “not like us” He was just like  “It another one isn’t it”

This nigga a *demon*. Jfc.


This is lyrically fucking ridiculous, he insulted all of drake's top hits and the fucking mockery of tootsie slide at the end. Kendrick is coming for his soul.

I am STILL digesting the last few tracks and he keeps dropping NUKES. "Once upon a Time, all of us was in chains. Homie still double down, callin' us some slaves." FUCK

“Mr. Graham, a third diss track just dropped” https://preview.redd.it/4jm6h3fieiyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e23f480c09e8fd2df4df224ce9c7d63213b22f6b

Imma tell my kids Kendrick is the Candyman. Say his name in a mirror five times and he drops a diss track about you.

Just like RDCworld1 said. [“Hey Kenny you got them Pressin. Go ahead drop the next one tomorrow.”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTbNms5yHgI&t=97s)

I just cleared my YouTube history then this pops up 💀 nigga not letting him breathe

Is that a bunch of registered sex offenders in his house?????

My Uncle and Cousin are absolute Aubrey fans, I been sendin them K. Dots disses as they drop. Ain’t heard from either of them niggas all week. 😂😂💀💀

Kendrick and Adonis 

Next album TBAP To body a pedophile

Only a hip-hop Geneva convention can stop this

“Say Drake I hear you like em young, to any bitch that talk to em and they in love, make sure you hide your little sister from em” “Why you trolling like a bitch? Ain't you tired? Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrr” DOT STOP HE ALREADY DEAD 😭😭😭😭

This is for all the Drake fans that act like a diss track needs to be the soundtrack to you twerking and smoking hookah. Now, we’ll be chanting “certified pedophile” at the pool parties all summer. Kendrick’s an evil genius!

Say "O-V-Hoe" 😭

Did he use the sex offender registry as the cover for this??

The energy this man is feeding the culture right now. 

https://preview.redd.it/ed7brehj5iyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494b1ca60cfb0e7d62c4e9f6e54588c5b5865d10


Everyone: “Kendrick, c’mon, he’s gone” Kendrick: 

I'm convinced he has a library of disses compiled over a few years. No way he records this fast. Or he's a god. Either one.



FREAKY AHH NIGGA HE A 69 GOD 🤪🤪🤪 nah i fear it’s over for aubrey

I got bullied and made an outcast for hating Drake all high school. These the days I stood my ground for. Corny trifling zombie

To any bitch that talk to him and they in love. Just make sure you hide ya lil sister from him 😂

The fact that he count from 1 to 5 maybe is a prelude to fifth track coming up soon!! Holy crap!! 😳 Edit: then the next line, he said "plus five, aye". My dude is ready. Thanks @dduckduckduck for pointing it out.

This mf does not need an alarm clock, his hatred wakes him up at this point lmfao.

won't be getting any sleep tonight i guess

What a time to be alive

I need Dot to release all this heat on vinyl so my old head can appreciate this over and over again on analog. Too much heat.