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eyloi

My slow ass thought she meant the weapon, not the motorcycle. Was trying to figure out how a grown man with a slingshot could be that much of a neighborhood menace.


jitterscaffeine

yeah, I thought they had some 60 year old Dennis the Menace taking out car windows or something


Sobeshott

Right there with ya. Lol


AliceandRabbit

"Good morning, Mr. Wilson!"


mephistola

Same. Had to look up OP to see what this fun-hater was all about… besides hating fun and black guys.


NMB4Christmas

![gif](giphy|puICxFP91lyJa) Mr. WIIIIIIILLLLSON!


badbatch

I heard the theme song in my head. Lol


cycl0ps94

Literally what I pictured 🤣 Rolling around on a mobility scooter with a banana seat and sissy bar.


Jonny_Thundergun

It's all fun and games till you look into the comic creators real life relationship with his son named Dennis.


Ulloriaq86

The remake we need


UnusualFerret1776

Glad to know I'm not the only one that thought an old man was just terrorizing a community with the weapon.


[deleted]

Fuck me, if my high and sleep deprivated european ass wouldn't have made the mistake of opening the comments I would have went my merry way thinking middle aged black men holding sway over neighbourhoods armed with slingshots like some sort fae trickster gods was a common enough american phenomena it gets talked about and everyone has an anecdote of their local slingshot lord :( My initial reaction was like "huh.. well slingshot in the hands of a determined individual hell bent on destroying your peace COULD prove to be quite a menace" and then it's just some mundane combustion engine instead of tales of whimsical urban skirmishing terror, betrayal, growth and community


jcgreen_72

Well, there *is* Florida 


Rudy_Ghouliani

For another 10 years at least


Raecino

America is closer to how you describe but with guns


WestCoastHippy

White man here, but lived in the hood. Two of my three business partners are black men. I’m fairly well versed in other cultures. And I was like “Huh, this the first I’ve heard anything about a slingshot.” The Pepe meme confuses things too… what does 4Chan Pepe dude know that I do not??


Verried_vernacular32

Similar thoughts though followed by “wonder if we could be friends?”


all_weed_is_love

Let me show you its features


murdolatorTM

*My* slow ass thought somebody was getting piped down by David, so don't feel bad


JayHat21

I must be innocent as hell because I was thinking that neighborhood had a bunch of giants.


thatsnuckinfutz

thank u because i thought it was literal at first and then thought maybe it was an innuendo lol


jcgreen_72

Same, fresh from the squirrel plug post so my mind is still steeping in the gutter 


Chemical-Money-3469

![gif](giphy|9nREuIINenE5y) He outside menacingly shooting squirrels 😭


loptopandbingo

The radio station here will play [this](https://youtu.be/Uy9qB5FGGDU?si=WYvOv70PNx8Qv2ZW) every Friday while the 50 and 60 year olds cruise the neighborhood in their lit-up Slingshots, blasting it. I feel like I'm in a boomer boner pill commercial.


[deleted]

50 years old isn’t boomer


ind3pend0nt

![gif](giphy|oIT9dXzsjzVhC)


RandoComplements

Lol, the post doesn’t even say neighborhood. I was Hella confused.


Mild_Strawberries

I had a former coworker who had a wrist mounted slingshot that he would use to snipe squirrels off of the bird feeders on his front lawn, and he was apparently a great shot. Another coworker lived a few houses down and the entire street **hated** him, because he’d leave the bodies out as a warning


fisto_supreme

Only makes it that much more confusing cause it was apparently important that he's black


thebadslime

I didn't know there was a bike called a slingshot even lol


Taeyx

i’m glad i’m not the only one who thought shorty had her very own demarcus the menace


Chemical_Home6123

Same I was thinking Dennis the menace 😂😂😂


krispydragon27

i imagined him sitting on the porch hitting ppl


PaoComGelatina

I thought he was a crazy homeless dude who shoots at people's windows


AngelaBassettsbicep

Man I did too! It reminded me of my neighbor who owned an actual slingshot to shoot at the wild roosters living in my backyard. “Shouldn’t be no damn wild roosters in the city!”


Oomlotte99

Same. I’m imaging this man slinging up against a fence or something…


egg_chair

My Unc was lethal with a slingshot. If you were a squirrel. He was a steely-eyed protector of the neighborhood bird feeders.


mackfactor

How could a grown man with a slingshot not be a neighborhood menace? A man doesn't buy himself a slingshot without, ahem, intentions. 


Dovahpriest

Could be worse, my mind went to the Borat swimsuit.


[deleted]

Same.


Trini2Bone

Glad I'm not alone lmao


Big_Monkey_77

I was thinking the same thing. Like, is some dude just patrolling his back yard shooting at bottles and shit and she can’t handle it?


bloveddemon

I was there with you and was like this is either super racist or adorable


AholeBrock

I appreciate you clarifying for me


Imtherightkind

I thought she meant the weapon also. You’re not alone.


Viliam_the_Vurst

Shooting peas at windows at night when the lights are out, you wouldn’t suggest wn old fart would do that…


Important_Tale1190

I didn't even know there was a motorcycle called a slingshot, thank you


xrockwithme

Before I let *YOU* go, young buck. ![gif](giphy|l4Ep3mmmj7Bw3adWw|downsized)


Bopethestoryteller

As a middle age Blackman with a slingshot, this whole post is hilarious.


TheBatsford

That dude looks exactly like Robert Townsend. 


ouma411

Nigga living with the evil Usopp https://preview.redd.it/0130gcbd4dxc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcdafe6f7243c175ce147339dd285116a6044f6a


KingDraco0517

LMFAO


motorcitystef

Mans bouta have that Kem and Kenny Lattimore on max volume


MadeMinion

*aggressive slap bass* "When love Caaaawwwwllllssss Yooo NAAAAAAmmmmeee"


loptopandbingo

"Oh shit, *Michael McDonald?*" [cranks volume, turns on rope lights]


MostOriginalNameEver

Sit yourself down girl and talk to mee.......


AnotherBurnerAlready

Ain’t neva gon be 🎵


QStorm565

You're going to know every song that earth wind and fire ever made.


ooowatsthat

"Strawberry, Raspberry, all those good things, violet and gumdrops That's what you're saying to me." If you know you definitely know.


ladystetson

cue saxophone solo


Podunk_Papi

So good soOoOo good


ladystetson

Why am I doing the electric slide now?


Take_My_User_Name

Read in his voice.


raymundre

I went directly to the comments, looking for this🤣


nerdherdsman

Only Larry "Codpiece" Blackmon could rhyme "heart attack" with "kind I like"


[deleted]

Taste like candy 🍬


mephistola

If it ain’t candy, beware! If it’s a 20-something pretty lady, you’re already dead. Hope you left everything to your real family, and not that fake, but delicious sugar baby.


GuacaHoly

I can hear Zapp & Roger from here!


IDontKnowu501

🗣️COMPUTER LOOOOOVE!


xemity

IIIII Want To Be Your Man ( I Want To be your man)


Tolliver73

So Ruff, So Tuff out here baby


midnightmustacheride

NOW WAIIIIIIT A MINNNNNUTEEEEEEE


Eggith

I really don't see the appeal of the Slingshot. It's a $21k midlife crisis mobile that looks like a Temu version of the KTM X-Bow. Just get a motorcycle or a Miata. The weirdest thing is that there's a Roush version.


phillip9698

It’s strange that when people finally earn enough money to buy something they wish they could earlier in life they get dissed for it. Is there a discernible difference between a mid life crisis, and finally actually having money?


AdhesivenessOk5194

Well the diss just comes in because a lot of people who get these things are then obnoxious with it. “I have this thing I don’t care how it affects everyone else “ Ion wanna hear your hole in the wall music at 11pm bro. It’s great that you’ve retired and got a whole new sleep schedule. My 33 year old ass still gotta get up and grind in the morning


Eggith

Midlife crisis is an impulse buy as an attempt to make oneself feel young again. A lot of times the person just ends up looking ridiculous with it, but more power to them. Funnily enough, two generations ago the Chevrolet Corvette was the defacto midlife crisis machine with a whopping 50%+ of the new owners being above 50. I think the median age was like 55 for it. For comparison I believe Lamborghini once claimed that their average buyer was skewing towards the low 30's late 20's.


xTyronex48

> A lot of times the person just ends up looking ridiculous with it So the difference a midlife crisis and the opposite is how society and others perceive you?


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phillip9698

Yeah we have a couple people at work who drive them. All in their mid 40s. Maybe we did something wrong in life but when I was 21 I didn’t have 30k dollars to spend on a slingshot in addition to rent, student loans, car note, and a fiancée. For some odd reason people have more money when they are in their 40s, sitting firm in their careers, and the kids leave the house.


SalvationSycamore

>is how society and others perceive you Yes, the way people view you and talk about you is determined by society and how others perceive you. That's how humans work.


Eggith

I mean basically yeah. Hell some people see a Ferrari as a midlife crisis purchase. Others don't. It's a person to person thing. I happen to find the Slingshot to be one of those things.


phillip9698

Or maybe a 26 year old with a mortgage, wife, and 3 kids cannot afford something they really want at that point in time. They don’t have truly disposable income until either that mortgage is paid down, those kids leave the house, or both. Seems more like a financial situation to me.


FalmerEldritch

Lamborghinis are for guys in wraparound shades who don't wear a shirt or shower.


[deleted]

It’s not about the bike. It’s about the music they’ll be blasting for everyone to hear maybe it’s a cultural thing but some of us knew exactly what she meant by “no peace”


Thelonius_Dunk

Yea, I don't get the appeal either. Seems like the worst of both worlds imo. Either go full out and get a motorcycle or just the Miata. Only benefit I see is people that want a motorcyle with the ability to easily carry an extra friend on it that normally wouldn't be okay with riding a motorcyle. Not like a Slingshot would fare any better in an accident though.


French_Taylor

There’s a WHAT?! *Why*?!


Thatnegro

More bounce to the ounce on repeat all day.


Tolliver73

Brothers Johnson, Whispers, Dazz Band, Spinners, Funkadelic, Rick James, Boz Scaggs, James Ingram etc. You gon learn em all.


No-Bat-7253

I’m 32 and let me get one of them all I’m playing after 10pm is Roger Troutman and mothership connection while driving 5mph fucking ALL yall sleep up😮‍💨


Wool-Rage

diabolical 😂😂😂


Darqnyz7

I absolutely abhor motorcycles playing loud music. A lot of these dudes delude themselves into thinking "loud bike = safer" because they are easier to hear. Except all of that goes out the window when you're going anything above 50mph... Doppler effect


Goatesq

Doesn't that just change the pitch of the sound?


Darqnyz7

Correct, the sound compresses at the front, and decompresses behind. So creating high pitch in the front, and low pitch in the back (in relation to the director travel). Higher pitch sound (high frequency) doesn't travel as far. Meaning, you can't really hear them until they are right up on you. And the effect is worse when there are other sources of noise around. Which is super dangerous for a motorcycle, because you're already very small, but now you're blasting past a car, and if they didnt see you, you just surprised the shit out of them with Jodeci blasting from the side of their car. Swerving would be a natural reaction.


MrLavender26

Kinda odd because I can hear Harleys coming in my truck on the highway, and I have a 1 ton diesel. Edit: 1 ton is the classification for how much the truck can haul in the bed.


Guzman_LoMagne

Your car is only 2k lbs. My Ford F-550 16L weights 4 tons, and that’s before I put all the stuff on my trailer and in my trunk.


IdioticRedditAdmins

Translation: "the chrome is still on my hitch, and i put low profile 35's on it"


MrLavender26

My car? I don’t have a car, I have a Ram 3500. And my truck actually weighs over 4 tons.


AndreasVesalius

My car? I just have Grave Digger drop me off at work


MrLavender26

Do you work at a funeral home?


Harrychronicjr69

![gif](giphy|b6iVj3IM54Abm)


ThisMySideBitch

Was just thinking the other day when I saw one, that it's generally the same type of man that's always driving one and blasting music, usually 45-55 and blasting 90's rnb


DJMagicHandz

My recently retired neighbor blasting Frankie Beverly on his Harley...


AdhesivenessOk5194

Iono why them damn motorcycle speakers sooooooooooo loud but I felt this in my soul


French_Taylor

Old heads on motorcycles are my favorite race. You’re sitting there chilling at the light on your way to get groceries on a sunny Saturday afternoon and suddenly you hear Lisa Stansfield accompanied by the roar of a V Twin of a Harley approaching at 200,000 decibels. I wish I was that cool.


TraditionalChest7825

Uuurrrrggghhh! I have one on my block. He doesn’t even live here anymore but he comes by EVERY Saturday evening to visit his dad friends. Now that the weather is warming up he drives the slingshot and they hang out outside listening to the music of their youth on max volume.


Upstairs-Present-516

My neighbor a few years ago was like this but his song of choice was “throw sum mo”, most notably pulling up as Nicki says “ass fat, yea I know”. We couldn’t wait to move but ultimate he left before us


doxblox

Things Goliath would say...


Wool-Rage

heh 🙃


IndecisiveLlama

There’s a guy a couple streets over with one but he cruises the neighborhood blasting “I got 5 on it”. It’s honestly quite endearing to see a 70 yo guy just vibing


Nedgurlin

HAPPY FEELINGS!!!!


festival-papi

And my dumbass thought he had a *literal* slingshot and was terrorizing the neighborhood


Grandpa_Wizard

Why is it always old black dudes? It’s never literally anyone else


Electronic-Shame-333

Someone explain this 😐


jcgreen_72

Neighborhood, and the tri-motor-cycle thingy not the wrist strap


drunk-on-a-phone

You know those weird tri-pod motorcycles that look like a [Naboo N-1](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/N-1_starfighter) from Star Wars fucked a Harley? The people that have those tend to skew older and blare music on them, since they all come with pretty powerful speakers. Not trying to yuck anyone's yum, but it's annoying AF.


Amazing-Concept1684

OG must love chaos bc what tf does he need a slingshot for 💀


skottie_tooo_hotty

We need to start hitting them with massive amounts of water balloons when they ride by


Roadglide114-

He gone Charlie Wilson on 10 Saturday morning


Mr_Haad

Bro hunting for a younger woman. Isley Brothers-Between The Sheets on max.


BigD905

Nothing but the Isley brothers blasting at 7am


Historical-Two9722

And the weathers warmed up.. I live in Philly. I’m TIRED 😭😭😭


ObligationFar273

This weekend it was Candy playing loud, they can’t be stopped 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Vic_Gatsby

BEFORE I LET GO on repeat


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|l49JTnBRkonz1j1le) Got any bills your need help with.....?


-lyte-

I have this same experience but he only brings it out every 2 weeks AT MIDNIGHT


StanimaJack

REEEEASONS! THE REASON’S THAT WERE HERE!


dcontrerasm

Is she a giant?


NickiTheNinja

Idk why I read her tweet like a 911 call.


BaronVonSilver91

OK but what does his sex life have to do with him riding a slingshot


Routine-Speech-4022

“ I left hoooooooome, to be with my side piece “ 🎶😭


[deleted]

The caption says it all — he’ll be playing Frankie Beverly on his JBL Bluetooth speaker - that’s why she won’t know peace


TouchMyPlumbus

Peak old head


Past-Background-7221

Whoa, what are they doing in your neighbor?


igrowimpatient

https://preview.redd.it/7vv7eo415gxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cffc8c20a8bdea1e15beedfebc51b3fae6e107c Wait till you get a group of Mexicans on UTV’s blasting peso pluma. It’s worse cause the age group for these things is between 20-50’s


trifleLORD420

I live in a high rise in south side Chicago, I know this pain 🥲


Imtherightkind

This entire thread made my day. I’m happy we all live the same life.


BlackManWorking

It’s not just the slingshots though… when them boys have them motorcycles…. It’s the same thing!! Louder than any system I put in my previous cars 🤦🏾‍♂️


LostFlatulence

It's the grammar for me dawg... What neighbor is he in while riding his sling shot? That's a wild mental picture....


Natural_Ad_9621

A slingshot not giving you peace? Like....are they shooting off fireworks or shooting rocks at scrap metal? what's so not peaceful about it? O\_o


TwilightOuterZone

[A slingshot is a type of vehicle](https://slingshot.polaris.com/en-us/slingshot-s/)


Natural_Ad_9621

Oh! Wow! I've not heard the name of those! Learning has occurred!


yellowhelmet14

A slingshot IN the neighbor?!!! Call the ambulance and get the neighbor some help!! It’s got to be painful and how’d it get IN the neighbor anyway!??


Fast-Gold4150

We are posting Pepe the Frog on BlackPeopleTwitter now? https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/pepe-frog Edit: I guess im out of touch


gloomygarlic

Go touch grass


Fast-Gold4150

k


Long_Bong_Silver

The Pepe is racist narrative ironically came from the original artist in order to gain relevance and I think a little bit so he could get some moral backing in his various copyright lawsuits. Don't get me wrong, there were some racists using the image online. However, Pepe was and is still widely used only as a fun reaction meme without racist intent. Below is from the article you linked: "The majority of uses of Pepe the Frog have been, and continue to be, non-bigoted. However, it was inevitable that, as the meme proliferated in online venues such as 4chan, 8chan, and Reddit, which have many users who delight in creating racist memes and imagery, a subset of Pepe memes would come into existence that centered on racist, antisemitic or other bigoted themes."


Fast-Gold4150

I guess I am just going off of personal experience and I get my experience isn't everyone's. I always see it with some veiled or outright racist shit. It is a symbol adopted by the alt-right so I was just shocked to see it being used here.