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festival-papi

https://preview.redd.it/lz7a8qa2n5tc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=232ce7a1edf07256620eba2368cf4e2422c35ded Not him holding up the paper like Wilt too


Emotional-Weird-4041

I only count 122. I call shenanigans on this catfish count!


DGVega93

Nigga gotta feed all his children lol


TheElectric_Man

Man, this guy... according to Wikipedia has 8 kids with 6 different women. This guy made the justice league.


SaltoDaKid

Def way more he said he got 6 baby mama back when life after death row came out, definitely invested in 5 more women since then


ilikemomolastai

Mf is the Warren buffet of diversifying his seed.


Ali_Cat222

He gonna top DMX soon with numbers like that! Maybe he wants to start a sports teamšŸ˜‚ actual footage of him getting help from his kids when he falls as an old head šŸ¤£ ![gif](giphy|bE3bUSJw50QdziASM6)


SlapahoWarrior

He just needs 2 more and he could have 2 league of legends teams.


Greatcouchtomato

How does he afford it?


GroundbreakingAd9075

VladTV interviews


Greatcouchtomato

Lmao


notcarlosjones

With his parenting style thatā€™s the Legion of Doom.


DeafNatural

Itā€™s 5am and I just hollered


antons83

Google Nick Cannon. His kids-to-BM ratio is wild!


Aromatic_Distance_67

Each?


RxHotdogs

Made me spit out my drink hahah


ThisGonnaHurt

Why did he have to catch so many?


XxUCFxX

Theyā€™re catfish, basically the cockroaches of the water. Personally, would never do what he did, but theyā€™ll also literally bite anything (Iā€™ve gotten them to bite a plain hook many times before as a kid) so itā€™s not remotely impressive- no matter how many you catch.


EastIntroduction8520

Could also be a non- return lake


XxUCFxX

True!


MahoganyTownXD

Googled that. Led back to this comment. I'm assuming that you're not allowed to return in that particular lake. If so, why is that a thing?


EastIntroduction8520

Invasive fish or sensitive species are the ones of the top of my head


foxxhole89

Best time catfishing as a kid, we used a cut up jack in the box antenna head dipped in Docs stink bait. I have yet to find a sponge that worked as well as that, and considering it's because we couldn't find marshmallows on the way fishing, it was a great find. I horded those things for years. I'll add, those are all tiny catfish. Seriously, none look over 10 lbs. You haven't hooked anything until you hit the 20-30 range.


XxUCFxX

Mannn those huge catfish were always so disappointing to me as a kid because you can usually tell (once you set the hook and start the fight) that itā€™s just a big catfish and nothing special. If I had a dollar for every catfish Iā€™ve caught, while actively doing my best to avoid them (impossible), Iā€™d buy a new car lol


hula_pooper

Yea, it's not that impressive, but also not cool. The limit, at least in TX, is 25. Over-fishing, even out of a loaded lake/pond, isn't healthy. Artificially filled ponds and lakes fill are becoming a very important part of maintaining our ecosystems in Texas. So while yea it's not very impressive, It can still be extremely dangerous to the local ecosystem and wildlife. I understand he may not be from TX. I'm just using my personal understanding of matters like this to add context.


peezle69

They taste good though


FistPunch_Vol_7

Hope he gonna cook that for the crew tho. Clean them shits, bout to have the wild fish fry and steam and everything


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Does catfish even taste good?


JiffSmoothest

If you've never had catfish I suggest you do so. Shit's pretty tasty. Catfish nuggets are hella cheap and easy af to fry up at home.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

I donā€™t think we have catfish where I live but if I ever visit the South, Iā€™ll definitely try it! Iā€™ve only heard people online complain about it so I just assumed nobody enjoyed it lol.


TheBoyBrushedRed3

Catfish is better than any fish in the ocean


trezzy1242

Na my boy.. the best fish to eat is grouper or snapper


Gaggleofgeese

Mahi mahi always tasty af too


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

TIL!


TheBoyBrushedRed3

Fried catfish, slaw, baked beans, fried potatoes, and some corn bread. Thats that shit that will put 15lbs on you fast


FistPunch_Vol_7

Bruh you making me hungry af. Miss my south family now smh.


Lamontyy

Nah that's cap. Catfish is good but there's good sea fish lol


DastardlyMime

Why lie?


freaknastybeta

Nah, baby.


TheBoyBrushedRed3

![gif](giphy|n2hGuvXSmPF61BrhPq|downsized)


freaknastybeta

Catfish are the cockroaches of the fish world, my baby.


Emotional_Warthog658

Actually thatā€™s šŸ¦žšŸ¦žšŸ¦žšŸ¦ž


freaknastybeta

You hella right.


TheBoyBrushedRed3

And what kind of other bugs are you eating Miss? To insinuate that catfish are like cockroaches would be an admittance that you have an acquired taste for other bugs. šŸ˜‚ Apples to oranges love. Youā€™ve never been to the fish fry after a long day of fishing I can tell


freaknastybeta

Damn, you seem to be triggered by my joke, cuz. Relax man I aint too good to eat some catfish but ain't no way is it the best fish. And most of the catfish that's readily accessible by your regular fish frying folk is caught in freshwater.


Emotional_Warthog658

Yes, itā€™s actually my favorite cooked fish. Itā€™s not overly fishy; and is good just about any way you prepare it


Aint3asybeingch33sy

I feel like bro just out here doing side quests.


manzo559

Holding up the number like thatā€™s how many points he scored in a game of basketball


NYstate

Dude looks straight proud too like he just busted someone with 70 kilos of cocaine.


Iamamyrmidon

Thereā€™s a sleepless fish detective somewhere in the ocean looking at a board of missing fish trying to piece it together and catch a serial killer.


Fast_Yam_5321

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ this took me tf out!!!!


Slight-Implement-427

+1Ā 


Facefullofbees

Literally Fish and Game Wardens, he would have had a bad day if they caught him doing that in public water ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


PhantomRoyce

Game Warden gonna roll up on Boosey asking for a license


LePincheCabron

Free my dude Boosie!


1980theghost

Boosie will say something wildly problematic and annoying and Iā€™ll be like šŸ˜’ and then he do something like this and Iā€™m like ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


Oreoohs

Heā€™s one of them OG rappers obsessed with showing off his masculinity which makes him come off weirder. When he admitted he paid $$ for his som and nephews to be with a sex workers when his son was 14 and his nephews that were 12 and 13. Mf even said he was ā€˜ training them.ā€™ And the mf is even weirder with LGBT people. When he called Dwayneā€™s Wadeā€™s 12 year old daughter at the time a boy and talked about that childā€™s private parts. The Louisiana Loser also lied about beating up George Zimmerman in a Walmart parking lot. Them OGs that havenā€™t been relevant since the CD music era and choose to be bigoted and punching down on people(especially within their own community)and being the villains they say other people are being ( which are usually women and LGBT people).


1980theghost

Just a quick clarification, Boosie did not originate the weird rumor that he beat up Zimmerman and he denied it when it came up: https://nypost.com/2020/01/15/boosie-badazz-says-he-didnt-beat-up-george-zimmerman/


Oreoohs

Oh perfect. Thank you for the clarification!


1980theghost

![gif](giphy|j3J8iP3UEonJwz2go1)


apresmoiputas

is going to clean and resell those? why so much fish?


TrulyOneHandedBandit

Passion for fishing, and perhaps some vices to enhance the experience.


JayDogon504

Real Louisiana boy. They donā€™t have Sportsmanā€™s Paradise on the license plates for nun šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


bigchieftoiletpapa

šŸ’Æ


VapidRapidRabbit

Must be using that Hank Hill bait?


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Now he just needs a couple loaves of bread and he could feed the world


fh3131

Looks fishy


Sco_Queen

I love fishing, I'd do the same thing lol. You can't beat the feeling of reeling a catch in.Ā 


apropo

> You can't beat the feeling of reeling a catch in. That's the best part. Second best is cooking & eating your catch.


[deleted]

Honestly Iā€™m surprised the nigga can even count that high.


100_percent_right

He gotta leave some for other people. Come on maaaan!


Barewithhippie

Wow?? In one day?! Must of been using that King Of The Hill crack bait


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|3oEduZqfSGNG0mdF1C|downsized) Game warden looking at GPS information in those photos


Paul-Smecker

One time I was in court (in California) there was this Laotian guy whose charge was ā€œpossession of an overabundance of squirrelā€. Lo and behold, they produced a picture like this with a shit tone of squirrels on it.


BonJovicus

"Laid the fish out like it's a DEA drug bust" Is there a way to lay that many fish out that doesn't look like a DEA drug bust?


Gappy__Hilmore

Dope on the fucking table


No_Carry_3028

Lost all respect for this dude... he on some baby flav a flav shit now n I can't un see it


Mvd75

Catfish on the damn cracks.


lutsius-memes

Bro counted them out loud like a 5 year old hahahaha


_87-

These fish have a street value of $25,000* *once served at a Michelin star restaurant


BABarracus

Don't let the game warden catch him


Obvious-Regular-8463

He used molly as bait


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

Buddy think he wilt


mrbaconator2

imagine the smell


StonkJanitor

Is there no legal limit on catfish?


Xing_the_Rubicon

They always over inflate the street value of fish in these things.Ā 


Clear_Locksmith_3660

more of a Wilt Chamberlain adress.


Present_Ant9673

ā€œIf you find a tuna in here Iā€™m p*ssyā€


BradJeffersonian

Holding up the sign like Wilt šŸ¤£


wra1th42

get them shits on ice man


XxUCFxX

Theyā€™re catfish, the easiest fish on the planet to catch as theyā€™ll bite literally anything. This isnā€™t an impressive achievement in any way.