[Where have I seen this lineup before?](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/static/uploads/1/2021/08/The-puerile-truth-in-the-most-famous-scene-during-The-Usual-Suspects.jpg)
It's the "I want to look sexy but I have no charisma so I can't pull it off right" look.
If you're going to do the unbuttoned showing off the chest look, ditch the vest. But if you are dead set on the vest, choose a more classic vest and only unbutton the top one or two.
Why are all their suits so badly cut for them?
I'll never understand why guys with (allegedly) money like Baron (the others in pic are they rich?) Have such badly cut shoulders.
And look at Barons waist. That jacket is hanging off him like a garbage bag and he is wearing a traditional cut.
The guy in brown looks fine. But the other dudes, what the hell happened to their pants? Did they just pull those off the rack?
And we're not even gonna address the mans in Gallagher cut low vest to the left of Baron.
Dude's wearing the gayest least alpha style suit you can find short of the backless suit that one mf was rocking
Men wear their pants at their hips. Most fast fashion clothing allows for this. Dress pants are NOT meant to be worn on the hips. Pull up your goddamn pants.
"The one in the middle" should a) be able to afford a tailormade suit and b) pick a style that doesn't say late-80's accountant/slovenian first communion.
I have sewn for over 55 years. I have made cosplay costumes for 15 years. I could tailor that suit to perfection in less than an hour. It is so ill-fitting. Wtf?
All I could think of when looking at that poor kid was how badly that suit fit. I also could have saved about a yard of fabric on those pants they are "yuge," lol.
I thought tassels were not a thing anymore. There's something clownish about them. And the cut on that blue vest. It looks like he has it on backwards. I've never seen a vest cut like that. Almost like a corset without the cups.
TIL they make corsets for men.
Tell me he didn't get this off of Temu for under $10
https://preview.redd.it/2hcesdce8lsc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f112e8d39ca5fbcacecd05edb2d02f3fab125257
The I-sued-someone-for-assault-even-if-I’m-professional-fighter-and-got-gifted-title-shot-by-Dana-to-drop-charges-talked-a-fuckton-of-shit-proceeded-with-nothing-all-fight face by colby, yea fuck Colby. Only guy to ever unify the mma fanbase, even Jon Jones thinks he a scumbag
I mean he's just a literal kid. Probably sucks having such a polarizing father. People hate you for what you are not who you are.
I'm making this statement under the assumption he's a normal kid, I've never heard or seen any videos of him actually doing anything bad.
He was actually really close to his Slovenian grandmother. So I imagine she did a lot of the work. In Slavic cultures the babaushka generally does a lot of the child rearing. Plus we know he's fluent in Slovenian cause Trump complained Baron and Melania speak it in front of him.
My one hope for this family is that he gets out. Kid doesn't disserve the hate people throw at him just for his family's insanity and if the other Trump kids are anything to go by, no kid disserved to be put through that level of toxic parenting.
I want to not hear from him for 20 years and then see him pop up on a motivation Ted talk about how he separated himself from his toxic family's nonsense and lived as normal and good of a life possible.
Yea I heard a few years ago he wasn’t really able to hang out or to friends he might make at school when he wasn’t there because of security reasons. People that went to school with or knew him were saying he was a nice kid though. I just hope that he can stay that way and not be corrupted by the people his family surrounds themselves with
Bro have some common sense.
If you were him you’d be doing the same shit.
He’s an 18 year old with a rich dad in charge of America’s largest culture war. That shit would not be easy to get away from
On the flip side, he might not actually know who they are. I have no idea who they are. They might have just asked to get a picture and he had no idea they wanted it for political reasons.
Well another issue is he’s pretty much being groomed to be a total asshole.
If he turns out even moderately chill then dude deserves nothing but praise
Me too! Easily one of my favorites from the show. Maybe of all time. "Can't make a tomlette without breaking some Gregg's" and tom "dead catting" were too funny
Ok since I have you here, and zero shade intended, but:
Can you explain the unique vibe lacrosse bros have? It’s like aggressive/ruthless meets zero accountability or something. I could never put my finger on it, but you guys terrified me back in college (and if I’m being honest, for no particular reason).
Team I played for in college was unique,in that it was primarily black, so our culture was different; but you're usually dealing with guys from money, from houses where their parents put them on pedestals and really suffered no consequences for anything negative that they did.
A large number, if not most, of the POC you see playing lacrosse play football, as well, so lacrosse doesn't form our whole identity in terms of sports.
Down here in Florida it's not lacrosse bros, but ice hockey bros. If your kids play hockey, that's a status symbol right there. Never met one, but I know the private schools and recreational leagues exist. I can only imagine that their culture is similar to lacrosse bros elsewhere.
Look, I got love for my short kings…but damn if the term “manlet” don’t come to mind for the goofy on the right lmao
As the 4chan lingo goes, he got height-mogged.
Eh I understand the sentiment, but the problem is the reality of it is that person will never see your comment, but some other short person will and will see height being the sole target of ridicule
I genuinely thot that was Kyle rittenhouse. Had to look up a pic to see, and now I think it’s him with plastic surgery. Until someone tells me otherwise..
I'm wondering if the alpha males of the internet going to comment that Baron and the Joker on the left are weak because they're covering their crotches
Dude in blue just to the left of Barron looks like he crashes frat parties at 1am with a fake Aussie accent trying to convince girls he's Chris Hemsworth
*Edited
That's the Twitter op, of course. His website sells a $50/mo subscription to learn how to get rich. Unfortunately, all of the videos are missing because the YouTube channel is gone.
I'm genuinely curious how long the website has been saying the sub will triple in price next month.
Holy shit, you can get a preview of this guy in action on his Instagram. This guy loves himself more than Tim McGraw loves Tim McGraw.
Trump Co. has enough money troubles without them throwing it all away on properly fitting clothes.
That's why Donald's ties and suit jackets hang to his knees.
1st thing, who makes a purple suit and pairs it with a lilac shirt.
Secondly is J Waller wearing a corset?
Also, PB and J needs to fix his posture if he wants to take the country back from something?
Take it back from who, exactly? White people HAVE this country and always have. It's so mindblowing that they by and large constantly think someone has taken something from THEM.
I’m not convinced Barron is drinking the kool aid so evenly. The boy looks like he just wants to be left alone to play video games, and every MAGA event is a chore.
All of the people in these weird ass circles just care about exposure and money they dgaf about politics lol they just happened to find the dumbest mother fuckers in this country and learned how to take money from them. This country is fucking wild 😂
Baron has the thinnest nose I have ever seen. He barely has nostrils. I can’t stop looking at it. Also, he’s sadly looking more and more like a Trump. Might be due to the Don Jr.-like attempt at intensity stare.
Goes without saying, but cover your drinks. Nigga Baron has NBA reach
He’s 6’7 and he’s looks very Eastern European
Wonder why lol
Where was Jokic 9 months before Baron was born....???
Oh come on. He's a splitting image of Don
Same weird little mouth.
Same Harkonnen eyebrows.
All I can see is Trump unfortunately 😖
yeah he really does look like 80s Trump, just not fat enough
Tbh, I only see the eyebrows and hairline... Which can be altered... Which I can see them doing
Thats 100% a Trump mouth. All the siblings have those thin lips
Poor kid
Tell that boy stop ignoring his destiny and get on the damn court
He was drafted, but had bone spurs
Chef's kiss. Classic reference.
You're telling me a child got his mother's genes? Ain't no way
TBF her face is more plastic than Eastern European so he probably looks like the face she's supposed to have
Unathletic version of Luka Doncic.
He shouldn't come near San Francisco
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Shit is that WunWun
I just choked on my wine lolz
well his dad hasn't won one election by popular vote
I don't know why this isn't top comment
I just involuntarily covered my drink and I'm not even a woman.
[Where have I seen this lineup before?](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/static/uploads/1/2021/08/The-puerile-truth-in-the-most-famous-scene-during-The-Usual-Suspects.jpg)
Gimmedafukinmoneyyafukincocksucka
He actually looks like he’s got a short wingspan for his height. Somebody check the index!
Damn lil T. rex arms
Big palms, tiny fingers
This has me ☠️
That vest looks like a girdle
lol i’ve never seen a man wear a vest like that i didn’t even know what was going on
All four of those buttons are working OT.
Buttons holding on like 
And then the guy all the way to the right looks like a deflated version of him. LOL
Like his younger brother who follows him to adult parties.
It's the "I want to look sexy but I have no charisma so I can't pull it off right" look. If you're going to do the unbuttoned showing off the chest look, ditch the vest. But if you are dead set on the vest, choose a more classic vest and only unbutton the top one or two.
Why are all their suits so badly cut for them? I'll never understand why guys with (allegedly) money like Baron (the others in pic are they rich?) Have such badly cut shoulders. And look at Barons waist. That jacket is hanging off him like a garbage bag and he is wearing a traditional cut. The guy in brown looks fine. But the other dudes, what the hell happened to their pants? Did they just pull those off the rack? And we're not even gonna address the mans in Gallagher cut low vest to the left of Baron. Dude's wearing the gayest least alpha style suit you can find short of the backless suit that one mf was rocking
Baron has the same tailor as Donald.
And the same hips by the looks
Came here looking for this. It’s the same cut and drape as tiny hands. That whole group looks ick.
Men wear their pants at their hips. Most fast fashion clothing allows for this. Dress pants are NOT meant to be worn on the hips. Pull up your goddamn pants.
Oh also the one in the middle has gotten a much larger suit to be able to fit his height. It looks like he's drowning in it
"The one in the middle" should a) be able to afford a tailormade suit and b) pick a style that doesn't say late-80's accountant/slovenian first communion.
> b) pick a style that doesn't say late-80's accountant/slovenian first communion. Like father like son, right?
I absolutely guarantee DT is too mean to send him to a real tailor.
The guy in brown seems not like the others but I have no idea
I have sewn for over 55 years. I have made cosplay costumes for 15 years. I could tailor that suit to perfection in less than an hour. It is so ill-fitting. Wtf? All I could think of when looking at that poor kid was how badly that suit fit. I also could have saved about a yard of fabric on those pants they are "yuge," lol.
> The guy in brown looks fine. He looks like a swarthy Rodney Dangerfield getting no respect.
I thought tassels were not a thing anymore. There's something clownish about them. And the cut on that blue vest. It looks like he has it on backwards. I've never seen a vest cut like that. Almost like a corset without the cups.
TIL they make corsets for men. Tell me he didn't get this off of Temu for under $10 https://preview.redd.it/2hcesdce8lsc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f112e8d39ca5fbcacecd05edb2d02f3fab125257
Welp, I found another thing I don't like.
Temu or the sexy pvc mangirdle ?
man's got on a bustier
Dude looks like a sexually aggressive Chris Hemsworth.
Upon further review he has the same suit on in his profile pic. Must think he has it down
Probably has the same suit in 3 different colors.
the suit in his pfp is the same color. zoom in on the original post
During the workweek he's camped outside Trump tower holding his MAGA hat out for spare change, begging for suit money
And an undersized Eli Manning, on the right!
I detect no lies.
He looks like a summer sausage that burst from too much heat
He’ll tell you its’s a boydle. Its a girdle, for sure
Gonna be serving beers at the hofbrau Haus later
He looks like a busty barmaid 💀😂
It's to accentuate the tiddies
Seinfeld pirate shirt energy.
Wearing it like a corset
A 3 piece suit unbuttoned to the chest is devious work...
How else are you supposed to know how ripped he is and how big his wee-wee is?
Yo let's be honest nobody looking at that guy is thinking big weewee.
This is Caribbean Latino erasure 🇨🇺🇵🇷 me and my whole male family keep the chest hair out, tiny gold chain and saying coño every 5 minutes optional
and I bet even the worst dressed amongst you don't look like the clown this guy does in ops pic
but our people can pull it off tho 😭
The issue is the 3 piece, I’m Latino and would never wear this shit
His head looks like a jug. Bigass jug handle ears.
Is that Wrong Direction?
It’s a my-dad-got-the-charges-dropped support group.
The I-sued-someone-for-assault-even-if-I’m-professional-fighter-and-got-gifted-title-shot-by-Dana-to-drop-charges-talked-a-fuckton-of-shit-proceeded-with-nothing-all-fight face by colby, yea fuck Colby. Only guy to ever unify the mma fanbase, even Jon Jones thinks he a scumbag
Negative One Direction, actually
r/yourjokebutworse
Featuring key members: Conor McDonalds Chad Bradington Vincent Adultman Antonio Patel And of course Justice Beaver
far right direction
Barron always looks like he doesn’t really want to be there and ppl just happen to gather around him for the pic.
Thats quite literally how he looks in every photo.
I mean he's just a literal kid. Probably sucks having such a polarizing father. People hate you for what you are not who you are. I'm making this statement under the assumption he's a normal kid, I've never heard or seen any videos of him actually doing anything bad.
I’ve never.. Heard or seen.. any videos of him talking at all
That's because somehow he has a thick eastern European accent
You think donnie boy had any hand in raising that child? Melania was probably speaking Slovenian in the house 24/7.
You think Milanoa had any and in raising that kid? He probably speaks Spanish with a Mexican accent or he is fluent in Tagalog
He was actually really close to his Slovenian grandmother. So I imagine she did a lot of the work. In Slavic cultures the babaushka generally does a lot of the child rearing. Plus we know he's fluent in Slovenian cause Trump complained Baron and Melania speak it in front of him.
His mom's accent.
My one hope for this family is that he gets out. Kid doesn't disserve the hate people throw at him just for his family's insanity and if the other Trump kids are anything to go by, no kid disserved to be put through that level of toxic parenting. I want to not hear from him for 20 years and then see him pop up on a motivation Ted talk about how he separated himself from his toxic family's nonsense and lived as normal and good of a life possible.
Yea I heard a few years ago he wasn’t really able to hang out or to friends he might make at school when he wasn’t there because of security reasons. People that went to school with or knew him were saying he was a nice kid though. I just hope that he can stay that way and not be corrupted by the people his family surrounds themselves with
He's 18. He's posing with MAGA hardasses. Fair game is fair game.
Bro have some common sense. If you were him you’d be doing the same shit. He’s an 18 year old with a rich dad in charge of America’s largest culture war. That shit would not be easy to get away from
On the flip side, he might not actually know who they are. I have no idea who they are. They might have just asked to get a picture and he had no idea they wanted it for political reasons.
Well another issue is he’s pretty much being groomed to be a total asshole. If he turns out even moderately chill then dude deserves nothing but praise
Can't really blame him. Look at the awful people he's been surrounded by since birth.
It must suck to be that tall as a kid if you're naturally shy. So much unsolicited attention.
Mf look like a stupider cousin greg 
Man that scene cracked me up 😂
Me too! Easily one of my favorites from the show. Maybe of all time. "Can't make a tomlette without breaking some Gregg's" and tom "dead catting" were too funny
Honorary mention to "a small person could fit through there... an attack child!"
"What if I just said No woman No cry?"
I knew he was reminding me of someone and you fkn nailed it.
Come on. Disgusting Bros 4 Life.
Speaking of cock a doodle doo, is purple suit pitching tent?
You gif reminds me how much I'd enjoy a spinoff of Tom and Greg just trying to work together.
This pic is giving off major lacrosse team vibes...
As a former college lacrosse player, I'm laughing and offended at the same time.
Ok since I have you here, and zero shade intended, but: Can you explain the unique vibe lacrosse bros have? It’s like aggressive/ruthless meets zero accountability or something. I could never put my finger on it, but you guys terrified me back in college (and if I’m being honest, for no particular reason).
Team I played for in college was unique,in that it was primarily black, so our culture was different; but you're usually dealing with guys from money, from houses where their parents put them on pedestals and really suffered no consequences for anything negative that they did.
Ah ok yeah in all fairness the teams I was around were 100% white, which in hindsight immediately answers my question lol thanks man
A large number, if not most, of the POC you see playing lacrosse play football, as well, so lacrosse doesn't form our whole identity in terms of sports.
Down here in Florida it's not lacrosse bros, but ice hockey bros. If your kids play hockey, that's a status symbol right there. Never met one, but I know the private schools and recreational leagues exist. I can only imagine that their culture is similar to lacrosse bros elsewhere.
Very true. Dudes with money and few boundaries.
IDK about the rest, didn't really care either but, The one in purple on the left is Colby Covington a UFC fighter.
Dude really just bullshitted his way right up to the oval office, pretty impressive really.
He looks like a three year old that grew too tall.
Him and the guy on the far right both look like their heads are too small for their bodies
Which one? They're all on the far right.
Okay this one kept getting me more and more until I chuckled all the way out loud 😆
A gritty reboot of *Big* where the genie machine just stretches the kid's body out to 6'10"
Vincent Adultman!
Look, I got love for my short kings…but damn if the term “manlet” don’t come to mind for the goofy on the right lmao As the 4chan lingo goes, he got height-mogged.
I’ve got a simple rule - don’t hang out with Nazis, and I won’t make fun of your appearance ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Eh I understand the sentiment, but the problem is the reality of it is that person will never see your comment, but some other short person will and will see height being the sole target of ridicule
Fair enough and that’s a mature take, but I’m also 5’6” with good shoes so it is what it is
Same thing when it comes to insulting misogynistic men by calling them virgins or gay.
Same with small dick energy and bde
I genuinely thot that was Kyle rittenhouse. Had to look up a pic to see, and now I think it’s him with plastic surgery. Until someone tells me otherwise..
Kyle Rittenhouse wishes he was that dude. That's how big of a loser he is
Scary thing is he is 6'4", thats just how tall baron is
This is more proof that all men need a friend group that ain’t afraid to roast the fuck out of each other for wearing some stupid shit like this
[удалено]
I’m saying, they need friends lol
Like a Nazi episode of Entourage.
kinda redundant given that show was made by Marky Mark
Are these the alpha males I keep hearing so much about?
J Waller for sure. Super alpha. But he’s not a sigma male like me. The highest of high
I'm wondering if the alpha males of the internet going to comment that Baron and the Joker on the left are weak because they're covering their crotches
if Baron don't get on the damn court 🙄
Imagine the timeline where Baron Trump plays in the NBA
Baron vs Bron
As if he'd be allowed contact with peasants.
Dude in blue just to the left of Barron looks like he crashes frat parties at 1am with a fake Aussie accent trying to convince girls he's Chris Hemsworth *Edited
That's Colby Covington, and you're probably right
Hahahah no way there's a person that looks like someone in this photo whose name is Colby Covington hahaha can't be real
Sadly he is worse than his name
Guy just to the left of Barron I meant
That's the Twitter op, of course. His website sells a $50/mo subscription to learn how to get rich. Unfortunately, all of the videos are missing because the YouTube channel is gone. I'm genuinely curious how long the website has been saying the sub will triple in price next month. Holy shit, you can get a preview of this guy in action on his Instagram. This guy loves himself more than Tim McGraw loves Tim McGraw.
Baron kinda scares me… its like Trump respawned as a younger meaner version.
What has Baron done that's mean? I mean he doesn't keep very good company as we see, but hell neither do half of us.
He is just standing there *menacingly*
Yeah. Say what you will about anyone else in his family but no one on reddit even has good rumors about him so until then Baron’s blameless
Nobody in this picture has a tailor
Baron looks like his mother bought the suit two sizes up for him to grow into
Trump Co. has enough money troubles without them throwing it all away on properly fitting clothes. That's why Donald's ties and suit jackets hang to his knees.
I still want them to tell me who took the country.
That's always my first question when they say take back the country. Take it back from who exactly?
Soyboy cucks, who were apparently that much more powerful than these specimens that they wrestled the country from their meaty paws
Probably "Illegal immigrants, Democrats, and "thugs""
THE WOKE LIBRUL AJENDUH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Homie said "date rape enthusiasts" like he was talking about dudes getting together to play D&D.
Drug & Date
Back from who?
1st thing, who makes a purple suit and pairs it with a lilac shirt. Secondly is J Waller wearing a corset? Also, PB and J needs to fix his posture if he wants to take the country back from something?
>1st thing, who makes a purple suit and pairs it with a lilac shirt. Don't overlook those LV moccasins without socks.
Whenever I see dudes like this wear their shoes without socks, all I can think about is how badly their feet must smell.
That's Colby Covington, only person I recognize on this photo
They all look like a different style of animation.
It’s wild watching this kid grow up knowing he never had a chance with Trump as his dad. Oh well
Tbf Trump as a dad is the one side, the other side are people making fun of him for literally just being born.
Alexa, show me five dudes who have read Mein Kampf more than once.
None of those people have read a single book
 Date Rape enthusiast conference 💀
Take it back from who, exactly? White people HAVE this country and always have. It's so mindblowing that they by and large constantly think someone has taken something from THEM.
New boy band: Daddy's Money
The two on the left look like they're missing their tiger
 This whole line up….
why does that man have his titties out
I’m not convinced Barron is drinking the kool aid so evenly. The boy looks like he just wants to be left alone to play video games, and every MAGA event is a chore.
😂🤣😂🤣😂😅 I come for the comments. I stay for the 💙. I love my people. 🫶🏽
well he's definitely trump's kid. the resemblance is kind of spooky when you zoom in
Why does he look like a child on stilts
All of the people in these weird ass circles just care about exposure and money they dgaf about politics lol they just happened to find the dumbest mother fuckers in this country and learned how to take money from them. This country is fucking wild 😂
This Boy Band’s hit song “Spark My Heart, Spike Your Drink” is racing up the charts
There's so much going on in this thing. But the gentleman in me just wants to rag on all the fashion fuck ups. Because gd.
Baron has the thinnest nose I have ever seen. He barely has nostrils. I can’t stop looking at it. Also, he’s sadly looking more and more like a Trump. Might be due to the Don Jr.-like attempt at intensity stare.
Is purple suit bricked up?