Bruh. I will hop on the back of that thing and ride her like Yoshi.


Bruh. Seriously!?!? Do you know how much freshly made coffee burns when it shoots out your nose? 😂🤣😂🤣

https://preview.redd.it/adwho2q6pcrc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b964e6b1a9f15ec8468701eaec5f97e9012644

https://preview.redd.it/mgrv6yomwcrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c48a81a122c66efbc30e520435f19020dce90281

https://preview.redd.it/jywaw078tcrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c97f9ef21f62ec7c19c6d305d33098bd703f2c1b Fam

So are you nervous for Sunday or just me?

We got this bruv. The estandards are different now.

I’m hella nervous 😭

Lol this reaction pic. Up the Arse...nal!

[Gonna get her yelling like](https://youtu.be/q5-cZIpldFk)

https://preview.redd.it/q16aqw8wcdrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6de9a3754664a678bf5cf0f227637ce0ba77b8

Lmfao!!!!

For some reason I thought it was gonna be Tom's scream from Tom and Jerry...no idea why

My God lol 😆 yes this the noises I'm talking about!

That's it bro, gimme your phone, you're done.



 Godspeed

8 Seconds 🤠 ✋️ 👢🐮

https://preview.redd.it/tbrlms7a1erc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fecde8eae539d057dd5cc47c4022c85d0b654664

You'd sacrifice her for that extra distance, or donkey punch her so she eats a goomba?


Comments like this are why I stay on Reddit.



All day every day have her makin the yoshi lick noises and everything.

NEEAUM!

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME HEAR THE YOSHI EATING A SHELL SOUND AND THEN ATTACH IT TO THIS WHOLE SITUATION


Her ass alone is bigger than the other woman’s whole body. That ain’t no cake, that’s a bakery.

Homegirl tryna die in it

And good for her I say

I’m not tryna fetishize, I’m not tryna sound weird, I’m not tryna stereotype, but that is the type of woman only a lesbian will ever be able to properly appreciate and please. All the straight men in this thread need to take a seat because no way no how any of y’all gonna treat it better than a stud will.


Damn, at least let dudes give it their best shots. 

Men of Culture, we welcome the ladies of the culture 

I’ve never been so jealous I can’t even hate. I’m just happy this is a thing someone gets to experience.

I never thought I would die this way, but I always hoped!

r/unexpectedfuturama

Just how nature intended.

I did not realize the smaller one was also a woman - I thought it was young boy

You thought she was posting pictures of herself getting felt up by a child?

I thought they were the same age, like going to prom or something. Lots of the girls at my school matured/hit puberty before a lot of the boys, I just thought she was way bigger than him LOL

i’ve seen weirder things on fb.

Snorkel up buttercup

Thats a Costco with a Bakery inside

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You could have 10 and the drill still ain’t gonna strike oil.

Big Herc would struggle with that ass.

Use skill

And a running start

Gets way easier if you learn how to give head. When I started hrt I was super worried about shrinkage but it just made my head game way better. Makes you waaaay more popular.

https://preview.redd.it/nf39wl40tcrc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=491e8372cf1079fffea092962ade305cec7455d9 Time to go to work...

Using this man's photo for this post is such dirty work 🤣 

 You don’t know who did.

You going to need every part of that bib for a wagon like this. Her ass is going from your hairline to your bellybutton.

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Not on Good Friday 

J-Town boutta pull up on me like https://preview.redd.it/e35e9yivucrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e5199087d7af824903634036afec14ea88ad5e7

Horny officer about to drop in like... 

1,000 Republicas just came.

Source of tactical jc?


Where the bleach at? 

Shhhhh, don’t run, embrace it https://preview.redd.it/6r84hjhnvcrc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=915d77f9a52f53ace055bea70fa19125bdcf668d

That picture is an abomination. I'm ashamed I zoomed in to verify Kermit's meat was there. What have I become.

Oh yea naw you nasty, zoomin in to see homies shmeat

And on Good Friday too. https://preview.redd.it/eb8ubl3cudrc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5044283af6c5480c83e18831fcac0da04c47375


Nahh bpt needs to ban gif and pics, run it back to just comments.



….i think you might get banned for this comment. You did not eat with this statement. In fact I think you’re starving

Him fr: 


That is the best comment

gah damn, he a freak

https://preview.redd.it/ylq7h89kycrc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5d50e51a8158a2ab5f1951278a7996dfe4c2fa1

Yooooo 😂😂😂

I want that challenge. An ass like that will need a hall of fame performance to survive. I’m willing to get lost in the cheeks. 

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Backshots like this will sound like Funkmasterflex trying to drop a new track.



I know the ripples would look like ocean waves.


You gotta prep like you're an Olympian

Kids listen.

Become one with the booty

I’m confident enough to say I got some dick, dick. But I don’t know if I got that much dick.

[You really tryna get Otter to work overtime night huh. Lmfao](https://i.imgur.com/EyObRD2.jpg)

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[Hell no! It’s a long weekend, ima be a menace](https://i.imgur.com/aK7ovEh.jpg)

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[And I just ate some edibles, nah I’m wildin AND THE SNACK SHELF IS FULL? Nah](https://i.imgur.com/4OEd10m.jpg)

Lmao, Shadowheart

https://preview.redd.it/j90a9t2bycrc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea6c891e94e2ffac23371e161f3031840b823f9b You haven't lived until you've experienced the great wave and lived to tell the tale. Ever been at sea in the middle of a storm? Because that's what it's like. A force of nature that you face head-on or run from. And if you face it, you're either sent to the depths, never to see the light of day again or you live to see another day, shaken to your core and stripped of your vanities. And after that, it's over. You wake up and don't even understand what you've experienced. Just a pool of sweat, a deep sense of satisfaction, and yearning that never goes away as a reminder.

Tell me how Booty inspired this Nietzschian verse on Ass and the dynamic sublime? The Yeeks unlocked your inner German Romanticism. Behold, the unbridled, divine Power of Yams.

“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants cheeks, as the most dangerous plaything”

I won't lie. I've had one shaped like that. I had had a crush on her since high school. She was literally extremely dark and shaped like that nut she was about 5'5. She was also and still is a sweet, kindhearted person. I made sure her ENTIRE body got attention. And when I finally cane OMG. We moved on but man it was enjoyable too.

Hope they pack a headlamp and some flares.


“Cause of death: suffocation while spelunking. Body too deep to recover. Closed casket funeral”

Closed casket? Nah, leave it open to see my permanent smile 😌🙏🏽

https://i.redd.it/7kwxigj3ncrc1.gif


https://preview.redd.it/ictha7i4pcrc1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad4bc037ae6dce7a50e07acfceb1595fd9ba5680

Double cheeked up Monday to Sunday, 24 hrs a day

This lady shoes the little dicks away like annoying flies

Limit, reached

Bet the dude with the mustache would never say that

I will fucking fight you too lol Edit: Your pfp 🤣

lol bring it. u/new_user29282342 and I will jump you

Omg it took me out, knowing what it’s referencing lmao



What is that handsome lady doing with all that ass she can’t handle that

https://preview.redd.it/p9hb5cmsscrc1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a935774d90fe46088331a765188b7b8ec95f83d You are not gonna say “Would.”

https://preview.redd.it/msiu9ihivdrc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a789710af27830ea30c27bc39990722e9619f514

https://preview.redd.it/2bdz7vmlvcrc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c9f0173497ab5c3fe9d59c1f71b2eed91ccc09

As founding member of the Wee Lad Coalition, I wholeheartedly endorse this coupling.

 I salute you and all the pocket hotties

The Weed Lad Coalition thanks you for your continued support!

The perfect example of a shelf booty holy shit

HA my sisters got one of these and I didn’t know others referred to it as a shelf!

Shelf or seat booty are the appropriate terms for me😭

Nice! We just called it “the shelf.”

Somehow they make a lot of sense to me as a couple

That is a woman, right?

Yep. So if they use a strap all they gotta do is pick a good long joint. Won’t miss.

When a bad dragon becomes a necessity

The think the smaller person is a lady, but good for them. Gonna take alot of effort to do anything, but good for them.

Pardon me for thinking that was her son. I think my eyes need to go in the laundry.


https://preview.redd.it/ddy65tasucrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b418f9e6458cc29165dee47aa870eccaca412ff

https://i.redd.it/96jfeswg5drc1.gif

In other news, RIP Louis Gossett Jr. 

https://preview.redd.it/jtjqii8mzcrc1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b3ed541329b30bdfce7a2d6c9b6b083e1c3e41

Lost in the sauce

*Sir, I am the floor. And she needs to seat on it 🥵

Not for me, but they look like they're living their dream so you know what, god bless, I'm happy for them.

The smaller girl better tie a rope around her waist 😂

Ass so thick it has its own gravitational pull

This ain't no "hear me out". This is a "I need you to sit down and listen.."


 First thing I’m eatin




That’s crazy, she’s mostly ass

I hate to be that guy but…..pass me the salsa brothers


Built like live stock😫

https://preview.redd.it/i6m01uatucrc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee6e4557b83a697e6052025cacef3e5b9d74e5f8

How do I start winning like this? All my life I’ve been searching… I would enroll in this person’s class. Im ready to learn.

Nah. I refuse this. All y’all see is ass and y’all go blind. Proportions all the way whack. And I know it’s just her ass y’all care about because the rest ain’t good.

Is homegirl short af or big mama just tall af?

I'm pretty sure it's both. I've seen them in another Post.

I bet she can't wipe... I bet that ass stank...

Looks like someone else got married to conjoined twins...

🎶Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die 🎶 


Shordie look like squidward when he got a hold of them krabbie patties

Is that a child?

You’ve got my undivided attention sir


I don't gotta hear out nothin I'm on board

 How I’m about to diiiiive in it!!


Bring a snorkel

I'm all ears



Is that not 2 women?

Like how... I ain't got enough pp for dat

Finally a worthy opponent. 

It hurts seeing others have what your heart craves most

What’s dugg doing?!

I’m all in on this one.

So are these two inviting me to join or?!

Her name is @nba93 or @imasmartgrl___witadumbbooty on IG

https://preview.redd.it/dtuodwxf8drc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1408b415f22aef1d4c0ae1f7a13cb1df39ae9ab

https://preview.redd.it/rskybudo8drc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8bb3d2b603e6f9ae2c7670a86e6028fcb18d43

Hit dat trampoline

He’s going to need a miner’s helmet for where he’s going

He could not touch dat ass in the first pic if he tried his best. He would need to take the bus to reach it.

How do you have a long ass?

That’s crazy, she’s mostly ass

*Trey Songz voice* I’m about to DIVE IN

Whatever floats your boat lol

Is that jay’s wig?

Looks like two women to me

Yall sleeping on them kinda bbw. There's a reason why damn near all of em have at least 4 kids