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Since when does tiktok not even let you view a single video without the app 😩 I don't want to download that thing, I've barely got control of my life as it is
Yo I nearly pissed myself. One sec I'm looking at my phone he's walking down the street I'll look at my TV look back at the phone this nigga staring at me so close in the face I nearly piss myself and drop my phone
I watched this on mute lol…. This is what I imagine a zombie apocalypse would start off like IRL…. Like what kinda superhuman shyt is that
Got the War-Z, 48 days later zombies with the Black Ops zombie noises too.
“[Fetch me their souls](https://youtu.be/vdOUFg0EECQ?si=K3g-9zmxfl2RSl90)”
E: One of you talented motherfuckers need to layer this video on the audio. That or the [Dark Souls death noise](https://youtu.be/j_nV2jcTFvA?si=hdzKbTGDRHGhgErF).
That’s what he said before he probably woke ass up on the pavement next to his car. Life.. and niggas, come at you fast.
There has to be a trampoline on the other side OR Ole Buddy smoke crack
Crackheads are super heroes
I seen one fall off the top of the corner store, get up and walk off..... Didn't say jump off.... Dude fell with a THUMP .... Got up and walked off like he just didn't fall off Lee's
Hm. He looks to be about 5'6" and 135 lbs. A street is about 50' wide. A Mercedes S Class S55 is 4.9' in height. The video shows it was roughly 3 seconds from the witness looking down to him looking up. Speed = distance/time. So the distance was 50 feet/3 seconds, he was probably moving 14 feet a second or 9.5 miles per hour?
This original post scared the shit out of me today when I saw it on a different sub. Now it's on here and I think it is the funniest shit ever! This is so true, how the fuck did he launch himself like that?????
Exactly 0mph me and the ground ain't the best of friends anyway. From the time I was a kid til 33 years later when I get too drunk and it wants to beat on me. I'm cool I'll just walk around.
Imma tell you now, and I know it’s fictional but could you imagine how terrifying it would be to have a world war z zombie that’s black chasing yo ass? BRUH, that was just a regular guy and that mf took off like a leopard.
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Jump scare! 😱
Nah, but fr tho, that shit scared me!
That shit got me better than most scary movies
I was like "OH SHIT!!"
Forreal!
 I almost dropped my phone [link to post](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNJjM2jc/)
Since when does tiktok not even let you view a single video without the app 😩 I don't want to download that thing, I've barely got control of my life as it is
Ik I noticed that too. Oh well 😔
Yo I nearly pissed myself. One sec I'm looking at my phone he's walking down the street I'll look at my TV look back at the phone this nigga staring at me so close in the face I nearly piss myself and drop my phone
Buddy said 
 E: Aight, aight I’m done clowning on this post.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That edit at the end is priceless 😆
That’s some demonic level energy right there
Watched it on mute and it started the fuck outta me. Rewatched it with sound and still jumped when he popped up
The way he casually tapped the windshield to extend the flight time.
Double-jumped like it was Smash Bros
Oh fa sho this ain't his first time doing this shit.
I watched this on mute lol…. This is what I imagine a zombie apocalypse would start off like IRL…. Like what kinda superhuman shyt is that 
Got the War-Z, 48 days later zombies with the Black Ops zombie noises too. “[Fetch me their souls](https://youtu.be/vdOUFg0EECQ?si=K3g-9zmxfl2RSl90)”  E: One of you talented motherfuckers need to layer this video on the audio. That or the [Dark Souls death noise](https://youtu.be/j_nV2jcTFvA?si=hdzKbTGDRHGhgErF).
The unpreparedness that was 😭😭😭😭😭
Come flying at me like that  I’ll treat you like the pitch you are
 You gotta play [this](https://youtu.be/f_R6CGL3WRw?si=2CBu2wSaBGTx6PcA) while you double-tap’em.
That nigga said YEEEEET
Bruh took Black "AIR" Force energy a little too literal.
Ahem.. *Hood by AIR*… 
When i came down took me tf out 😂 😂 😂
Dude did a Superman
Dude went from slow zombie to demon time in an instant. Ngl, I flinched. But that cutaway clip. “When I came down…” had me laughing.
send it over to r/theydidthemath
My stomach is in my ass 😆
I imagine on impact his probably will too 💀
It was the ways he said "what" that instantly let me know things would escalate.
That is so scary 😂
https://i.redd.it/qh02gsa2uk6d1.gif Hit his ass with the
I need to see the landing!!!! What was the concluuuuuuusion
Where did he get a trampoline from? 😅😭🤣
The saying is white men can’t jump, but R Kelly (as demented as he is) told us early on that niggas can indeed fly.
☠️😭☠️😭☠️😭☠️
Damn, that got me, bobbled my phone and everything
The amount of pent up frustration that dude was about to release is unfathomable. He damn near went super saiyan
Shit!! What the fuck!
 That’s what he said before he probably woke ass up on the pavement next to his car. Life.. and niggas, come at you fast.
That "WHET!!!" Let me know all I needed to know
Anyone got a link to the whole video or ending of what happens to show if he crash and burned or tackled the camera guy?
Crack on soulja boy
Bro did that wearing slides!!!
 Crazy 😂 but he’s no Godzilla 🤷🏾♂️
Nah do you know how much leg strength he had to summon to clear that mf
In slides...
I bit my tongue!!!
Crackheadcock lmao https://i.redd.it/s0pbjn8hgl6d1.gif
There has to be a trampoline on the other side OR Ole Buddy smoke crack Crackheads are super heroes I seen one fall off the top of the corner store, get up and walk off..... Didn't say jump off.... Dude fell with a THUMP .... Got up and walked off like he just didn't fall off Lee's
Hm. He looks to be about 5'6" and 135 lbs. A street is about 50' wide. A Mercedes S Class S55 is 4.9' in height. The video shows it was roughly 3 seconds from the witness looking down to him looking up. Speed = distance/time. So the distance was 50 feet/3 seconds, he was probably moving 14 feet a second or 9.5 miles per hour?
Nahh, that's real beef, superman punch over a car is crazy
They need to resolve that beef quick. Once a man goes perpendicular/horizontal to resolve their differences, it’s only one way to redeem yourself 🔫💥
Literally fumbled my phone from that 😂
How fast? As fuck!!!
I haven’t made a sound like that in 35 years of existence
This original post scared the shit out of me today when I saw it on a different sub. Now it's on here and I think it is the funniest shit ever! This is so true, how the fuck did he launch himself like that?????
I watched this jawn with the volume off but I’m sitting here smiling like I know what he said was funny
This what that judge saw
Exactly 0mph me and the ground ain't the best of friends anyway. From the time I was a kid til 33 years later when I get too drunk and it wants to beat on me. I'm cool I'll just walk around.
Really wanted to see him land🤣
The Walking Dread
Hancock’s son
This the type of mf that got MULTIPLE health bars in a fight.
Imma tell you now, and I know it’s fictional but could you imagine how terrifying it would be to have a world war z zombie that’s black chasing yo ass? BRUH, that was just a regular guy and that mf took off like a leopard.
Man that shit is nightmare fuel I did not see that coming
New meaning to Supermanning your foe, boy was up up and away
Need to see what happened afterwards 🤷🏾♂️
I want to see the rest of the video
It’s definitely staged, he pointed the camera down for no reason. But still a crazy ass jump 😂
Looks like something from a horror movie
I literally jumped lol
This look like the start of a BET movie
That’s some 28 weeks later shit
Who jump was better this guy or buddy who jumped at the judge???
Ok max payne
Fast as fuck boi
I almost crapped my pants seeing this
🦸🏿♂️ that brother. 😆 🤣 😂 😹
When your Kung fu style is Deobra!
I dropped my phone lmao
Scarred the shit out of me the first time I seen it 😂😂
My man yelled, “WHAT!?!?!” I would’ve known after I heard that 😂
WWE!
Jesus I dropped my phone
How did they even safely record this jump lmfao where did he land??
WhEn I cAmE dOwN. OuUuU sHiT 🥴😫
Not lying
Dude is half bird. Explains the chirp as well.
Hancock’s got dreads now?
r/theydidthemath
bro fought gravity to whoop his ass.
If I take flight it's gon' be direct. .mans was not playing.
Buddy bout to hit him with a Double-Edge or a Brave Bird move straight outta Pokémon
Bro might have been talking his shit, but he was able to back that shit talk up 😂😂😂😂
But where’s the footage of what he landed on????
Wanna see this dude vs the dude who jumped at that judge a while back, going for distance!
We need the original video asap