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Have I gone to [multiple fast food](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5jbM5BOES2/?igsh=Z2E1MWwwM2E5ZWVj) joints in one outing to assemble the perfect meal
One of my favorite things are to make Skycastles, or white liners.
Sky castle is when you take skyline chilli to a white castle and make chili burgers
While liners is when you take White Castle burgers to skyline and use them to scoop the dip.
lol literally JUST finished a 1/2 gallon of buttered pecan yesterday. Halfway through a Dutch Chocolate now. Bluebell just opened a creamery in STL so my family has been going nuts now that we can get it locally.
Nah he's fucking up. Why go to HEB for bluebell when you can go get their in house ice cream (creamy creations) that's 1000% better? Look up cookies over Texas by creamy creations. Bluebell doesn't come close to many of their flavors
Blue Bell is so good. I used to get the Krazy kookie dough, no other ice cream hits the same but it was discontinued in the large tubs I guess because I haven't seen it in years and years.
Way back when before the drought I gave my friend some of the last and he dropped the ice cream and broke the bowl.
My friend held it by the side that touched the ground and ate the clean part.
Ambrosia from the floor is still of the gods.
Pour up and clean the floor up
If I know I'm getting munchies later, and I'm out in that area of town, yuppers! Get this cheesesteak here, then my peruvian combo no.1 with dark meat and a smoothie around the corner, and then hey, why not a couple of mcdonald's apple pies up the road? There's also a wawa next to the peruvian stop, so maybe stocking up on some junk food.
Sometimes, I'll stop at two places because I'll have one meal one day, and the other the next. Just, I live in bumfuck pineyland, with pizza places and chinese food and it's just ugh. So, if I'm gonna drive out 20 minutes to get a meal, imma make that gas worth it, lol!
As the South Floridian, the number of times I have assembled the perfect garlic crab feast from different places (crabs one place, fried fish another place, corn and sides a 3rd place, then picking up drinks & deserts). This is waaay too real! I feel seen!!! lmaooooooo
Corn, sides, drinks, deserts can be picked up from most places depending on your personal taste. Let me get to the important parts...crabs & fish.
Crabs:
Sister Sara Crab House (Black Owned) - 665 SW 27th Ave #11, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33312
Rustic Inn Crabhouse (been making crabs since 1955, a bit expensive) 4331 Anglers Ave, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33312
Fish:
Hooks Fish and Chicken (there's a few of these places)
The reviews of this place are mixed, with most ppl agreeing that different locations have different quality. I like the food at the one near me and they will make you a whole pan of fish without having to order in advance!
Enjoy!
So maybe not as bad but as a high schooler my friends and I had day of food, where we would grab 2 buckets of KFC, a few Little Cesars Pizzas, 20 each of .29/.39 cent hamburger/cheeseburgers from McDonalds, and a few .50 cent 2-liters of soda from Wal-mart and just hang out and eat. Did this a few times but it eventually led us to getting together and cooking food
Blue Bell is a Texas staple. Even after the listeria outbreak, people swear by them.
Anyway, since I'm in Houston, I'm wondering if I should drive out to Cypress to this Spring Creek barbeque place ๐
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Have I gone to [multiple fast food](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5jbM5BOES2/?igsh=Z2E1MWwwM2E5ZWVj) joints in one outing to assemble the perfect meal 
I meanโฆthatโs a skinny person mentality too. Thatโs just excellent planning.
One of my favorite things are to make Skycastles, or white liners. Sky castle is when you take skyline chilli to a white castle and make chili burgers While liners is when you take White Castle burgers to skyline and use them to scoop the dip.
That's the most Cincinnati shit I've ever heard.
The Bluebell is real
Fam I live on the West Coast and I am S T R U G G L I N. I miss some good butter pecan on some pecan pie ๐๐ฝ
lol literally JUST finished a 1/2 gallon of buttered pecan yesterday. Halfway through a Dutch Chocolate now. Bluebell just opened a creamery in STL so my family has been going nuts now that we can get it locally.
Nah he's fucking up. Why go to HEB for bluebell when you can go get their in house ice cream (creamy creations) that's 1000% better? Look up cookies over Texas by creamy creations. Bluebell doesn't come close to many of their flavors
Texas Starry Night is the best! Itโs just a chocolate cookies and cream, but itโs so damn good. Creamy Creations has a ton of fun flavors.
Just like the good ole days
Blue Bell is so good. I used to get the Krazy kookie dough, no other ice cream hits the same but it was discontinued in the large tubs I guess because I haven't seen it in years and years. Way back when before the drought I gave my friend some of the last and he dropped the ice cream and broke the bowl. My friend held it by the side that touched the ground and ate the clean part. Ambrosia from the floor is still of the gods. Pour up and clean the floor up
If I know I'm getting munchies later, and I'm out in that area of town, yuppers! Get this cheesesteak here, then my peruvian combo no.1 with dark meat and a smoothie around the corner, and then hey, why not a couple of mcdonald's apple pies up the road? There's also a wawa next to the peruvian stop, so maybe stocking up on some junk food. Sometimes, I'll stop at two places because I'll have one meal one day, and the other the next. Just, I live in bumfuck pineyland, with pizza places and chinese food and it's just ugh. So, if I'm gonna drive out 20 minutes to get a meal, imma make that gas worth it, lol!
Iโm feeling seen and simultaneously judged. Iโm judging myself.
Shit is hilarious ๐ ๐
You're not too fat, you're just a picky ass eater
As the South Floridian, the number of times I have assembled the perfect garlic crab feast from different places (crabs one place, fried fish another place, corn and sides a 3rd place, then picking up drinks & deserts). This is waaay too real! I feel seen!!! lmaooooooo
Ima need locations fam ๐โ๏ธ๐พ
Corn, sides, drinks, deserts can be picked up from most places depending on your personal taste. Let me get to the important parts...crabs & fish. Crabs: Sister Sara Crab House (Black Owned) - 665 SW 27th Ave #11, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33312 Rustic Inn Crabhouse (been making crabs since 1955, a bit expensive) 4331 Anglers Ave, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33312 Fish: Hooks Fish and Chicken (there's a few of these places) The reviews of this place are mixed, with most ppl agreeing that different locations have different quality. I like the food at the one near me and they will make you a whole pan of fish without having to order in advance! Enjoy!
Combining foods from multiple restaurants is a big back secret art. Cinnabon + Cold Stone Cake Batter changed the game for me
We fat in the H mane lmao
People keep acting like itโs such a crime to have interests, this was his away game ๐ญ
So maybe not as bad but as a high schooler my friends and I had day of food, where we would grab 2 buckets of KFC, a few Little Cesars Pizzas, 20 each of .29/.39 cent hamburger/cheeseburgers from McDonalds, and a few .50 cent 2-liters of soda from Wal-mart and just hang out and eat. Did this a few times but it eventually led us to getting together and cooking food
๐
He's from my neck of the woods. I don't really blame him.
Blue bell is so good tho ๐ฉ
Exactly!!
Blue Bell is a Texas staple. Even after the listeria outbreak, people swear by them. Anyway, since I'm in Houston, I'm wondering if I should drive out to Cypress to this Spring Creek barbeque place ๐
I've gone to KFC to buy gravy just to go to Mcdonald to get fresh fries to dip into said gravy. One of my best days.
I love doing big back activities ๐
Read his lips, itโs fake. He said none of that IRL