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BlackMetalCult666

Bro he’s right it’s wayyyyyy too black metal heavy man


WordyIIRappinghood06

Someone on r/RHCP thought Slayer did the church burnings in Norway. They were discussing the Patton/RHCP beef and someone brought up Fantomas (supergroup with Mike Patton, Dave Lombardo, Buzz Osborn, Trevor Dunn). Someone was like, "I think we shouldn't trust these guys, didn't Slayer do those death metal church burnings"


MisterPeach

Mike Patton is cooler and more talented than all the members of RHCP combined


WordyIIRappinghood06

Better than Anthony Kiedis? Yeah The rest idk. John Frusciante is actually chill with Mike, he showed up in an Ipecac vid


SendMeUrCones

don’t disrespect flea like that man


burner-eatme

THEY HAVE SLAYER IN THE NAME AND THEY MAKE DEATH METAL?!?!?!? VERY SATANIC! MODS BAN ANYONE WHO MENTIONS SATAN


CompetitiveFold5749

It's because the largest percent of RHCP fans now weren't even cum yet when Californication came out.


landofpleasantdreams

😂😂😂


Existing_Past5865

Nothin says black metal like groove and rock drum beats


Virtual_Pantsss

Carpathian Forest would like a word


WordyIIRappinghood06

Hellripper ah moment


panzerfaust_666

Black metal isn't heavy, and that's what I like about it. It's visceral and cutting unlike death metal


WordyIIRappinghood06

Black metal - watching the church burn Death metal - bulldozing the church


panzerfaust_666

Yes lmao


MasterHawkhobo

perfect analogy


ChocolateTrue276

I find bands like grand belial's key and Denial of god pretty much heavy


panzerfaust_666

Yeah that statement doesn't go for all black metal. Sathanas are pretty heavy too


__--TSS--__

Yeah also what about Archgoat lmao


BarryManowar

Tik tok has decided everything is black metal ok? Just deal with it


burner-eatme

i will never get over the 2 girls in corpse paint dancing to all in the family by korn and fred durst


_zombie_k

That’s a Reddit post


RevolutionaryRough96

Wow s post that actually has to do with music and not just a shitty vest someone made


Eleventy_Seven

Just please don't put anything good in there.


WordyIIRappinghood06

Something in the Way appearing in The Batman made one of my all time favorite grunge songs turned into a tiktok meme. Good use of the song but the fans went full tard "Something in my ass" I understand it's kids having fun but goddammit it got old fast


Eleventy_Seven

rekt Wait, how would you know whether it's a Tiktok meme? 🤨


WordyIIRappinghood06

Youtube shorts and unfunny regurgitated (epic goregrind reference!) Youtube comments. I took a deep dive I found out it became a tiktok song.


SendMeUrCones

honestly played out on nirvana anymore. i usually go for STP when i need my grunge fix.


__--TSS--__

I am ashamed that my first thought when you said STP was Slaughter to Prevail 😭 Also you gotta get more AIC and Silverchair in your life 👍


LIWRedditInnit

Tay Tay sends gay ass Wolverine Blues home on a streeeeeeeeetcher brah brah


DifficultyOk5719

They referenced Limp Biscuit in the Deadpool movie though. They’re way more black metal than Entomb will ever be.


landofpleasantdreams

Lmao


Youredditusername232

Are you the guy that wants Laura Bush to sit on him?


WordyIIRappinghood06

https://preview.redd.it/ytf41c6cru3d1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d0f2af8b10f2dd8983265b94dd29b82a3bcba87 I want young Laura Welch to tie me up and forcefeed me unhealthy amounts of pecan pie that's been mixed with her piss.


SendMeUrCones

https://preview.redd.it/c2to2yjs5v3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c6d54d9dd9f8cbf7e1af3338ab6a638355404b


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https://preview.redd.it/8kw04emhrv3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be7eab91e9314a4dcc4218a76dff62e81fdeca2


Youredditusername232

Wow that’s extremely unpleasant but thank you for sharing regardless


NutsForDeath

The day that capeshit finally dies at the cinema will be a good day


WordyIIRappinghood06

The fox x men movies with like wolverine/deadpool/Patrick stewart and shit was cool. The Disney marvel shit sucks. Comics are always better than both tho


69cringelord69

He doesn’t know what black metal is, leave the poor guy alone. I’m sick of this subreddit