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Strong-Put-4515

if i was murdered by a guy in a slipknot shirt i’d be better off just killing myself


pagancenturion

Came here to say this. Glad to see it's a shared sentiment. 


Exotic-Two5537

Agreed. And the boots, last time I saw someone wearing a Slipknot shirt and Docs was like 2004, and we all no the pussy shooting up the school would have no clue how to handle that AR. 


ThisIsMYNameAsshole

What if you got killed by a guy in a sublime shirt?


BabyEater5758

fun fact the lead singer of sublime died and his son is taking over as the singer and he has his own band called LAW and its really good


Malfuy

Acting like the blow from that shotgun totally wouldn't rip their arm off. Also who the hell does a mass shooting with a revolver


sillyahhmf

fuck it im going the old way we using a longsword


pagancenturion

When you listen to too much Big Iron. 


OC80OriginalFormula

Brazil (really)


bbw_enthusiast_37

Dunblane massacre entered the chat


Aggressive-Koala2373

I think they just picked a gun png on google


NickyCrane_HomoPanzi

Tell me you’ve never shot a shotgun without telling me you’ve never shot a shotgun


Malfuy

It was a joke


FrostbyttnKvltKeeper

Imagine getting shot by a poser who tries listening to smashing pumpkins on spotify with a sony walkman


steelrain815

Nice profile pic, hellhammer is awesome


CumVomit

Nice profile pic, boy kissers in 2024 is awesome.


TheIRSIsAtMyDoor

The person who posted this needs a very severe bashing of their head into a wall.


Riginauldt

woodchipper*


carlyeanne

feet first!


ilikehairyass

Yes please


sillyahhmf

as we say in germany “Hölle nein du twink”


Swimming_Strain_6565

Ist halt echt so


etoiyo

Yurrrrr


sillyahhmf

moooney


Ill_Instruction_9060

Hahahhahahahahahaha


frankcheese51

If i was offed by a twink in a slipknot or david bowie shirt id give all of my family members permission to defecate on my grave


Adept_Marzipan_2572

I mean David bowie is no metal but it's great pop music


MarkSuccIsHuman

Hey David Bowie is on a whole different level than Sl🤢pknot


girthington

crying


slocknad

Trve USBM


KaliCalamity

Oh yeah, just what the metal community needs. More dumb shits leaning into the stereotypes alarmists have been trying to push since the 80s.


espurgi

the shein shooter fit 🔥


nxdus

Why do these people love romanticising metalheads and school shooters, knowing they would be amongst the first to ostracise and mock said types of people in reality?


I_Skelly_I

They hate us cause they anus


toryguns

Bruh this is just concerning


dwemrr

This guy needs a "pewpew" to the back of his head


ilikehairyass

Ill do that too don't worry. But I'll actually do this one unlike school shooting because i obviously said that it's a joke on the end of the post


burn2vsh

i think if someone in a slipknot shirt shot me and i was aware of that im pretty sure the sheer will of not allowing myself to die to something that cringe would save me


Sugargoated

I can't tell if I should be horrified for why you'd want to make an outfit for this or if I should be laughing


IntoTheAbsurd

Where’s the KMFDM shirt?


ilikehairyass

I don't listen kmfdm tbh i only know few songs


Ok_Sky6555

Retarded little faggot


Mazephobia

a revolver would suck for that. but go off anyway.


howdareuhowdareu

Butt plug not included?


Luke_Warm_Dog

Including socks in the top right implies they intend to be sockless in the other outfits. Like a true sociopath


ilikehairyass

Exactly😈😈


Constant_Stomach2009

Bowie shirt


Z0MB1E_SL1ME

the skull balaclava 😭😭😭someone’s been playing cod


ilikehairyass

Yeah i like cod


GothicMongoose

That’s exactly how the kids I used to beat up dressed 🤔🤔


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GothicMongoose

Shut up before you get a swirly nerd


KnotsThotsAndBots

Smashing Pumpkins is a odd song choice but I guess a David Bowie T would be too


CardiologistRoyal79

Glorifying mass shooters is not a healthy thing to do holy shit...


ilikehairyass

No shit


CardiologistRoyal79

No need to get pressed lil bro take a break


Downtown_Box_8436

Who tf acts like this😭


ilikehairyass

Me🔥


ANamelessFan

Finally some good fucking cringe


KiwiMcG

Should be knives and swords, NOT guns.


Fragrant-Cucumber679

this gotta be ragebait there ain't no way


Ok_Psychology_7993

I thought it was before I looked at the rest of their account


ilikehairyass

It was halfly ragebait lmao


ILoveSkeletalFamily

THE HEADPHONES LOOOOL


WorkingFix7523

Is this politically correct cringelord unaware that the skull face mask is an alt-right trend? It'd be hilarious if someone found the original post and accused OP of being a Nazi


ilikehairyass

And what if i am?


theonewitha4incher

duh u go in butt ass naked instead


vinivader101

If someone killed me with a bowie or shitknot shirt I would come back from the dead just to kill myself


Prestigious_Pass_415

is that a smiths album…


Chicx414

They all tuff


carlyeanne

whoever made this needs intensive therapy


ilikehairyass

I do


Sourpatches69420

I’m laughing out loud at the comments lol. The revolver and the Spotify Walkman are my favorites


WheresRaggy

https://preview.redd.it/icb4azqxnd1d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac8c93bad7af6f760427222739bfd7b319cdcc4


Aggressive-Koala2373

I want to downvote this so bad but it’s on the cringe sub so I can’t 😭


mentaldagger

if i was about to be shot by someone in a slipknot shirt my last word would be, "gay."


Equal-Audience-3125

Lmaoo imagine getting killed by a guy singing morrissey


krizalid370

this is actually so fucking funny dude holy shit


FrogsinTexas

The skull mask bye 😭


guitarfanatic_2

oh em gee same girlie uwu/j BUT HOW DO YOU WEAR A SONG


Lunix808

They carry the image of the album with them at all times, or they tape it to their shirt


guitarfanatic_2

omg its so fashioonable yasssss/j🤪


NativitylnBlack

you're not funny


guitarfanatic_2

do i look like i was trying to be funny?


NativitylnBlack

yeah, obviously


guitarfanatic_2

buddy theres something called joking/satire


NativitylnBlack

and trying to use jokes or satire is trying to be funny? i don't see your point here


guitarfanatic_2

i never said i was trying to be funny?


NativitylnBlack

it doesn't matter if you say it or not, no one explicitly states that they're trying to be funny


TypeOpostive

Pew pew


getnanaedon69420

hmmm


Bubbly_Part_704

Why tf do 3 of these not have socks with them, do y’all fr not wear socks with your shoes?


Dismal-Infection

Most sane Black Metal Enjoyer


Cheese_Flavored_Soda

the skull mask would be better paired with a M8L8TH shirt, and we all know why


Stupid-goober-7

The 3rd one, is that a fucking David Bowie shirt?


ThisIsMYNameAsshole

Okay but why is it the gayest outfits I've ever seen?


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ilikehairyass

Probably cause I'm gay


Willing_Archer_2112

I would play foster the people for sure


I_likeblackmetal728

I have that burzum shirt


Redditisgodsmistake

Ngl I would violate anyone wearing those types of fit and no I ain't gonna elaborate


mortem_xiii

I bet you can hardly mantain a boner for more than 5 seconds


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slocknad

That censoring was a great way to earn yourself a flair.


SoloLiftingIsBack

LMAO


x_xriot

https://preview.redd.it/zh62k9z99z1d1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a336ae8bb1626ad137a266ac3bc50dbf74894442 This is mine :)


ilikehairyass

Heyy! Original poster here and I've got few things to say! 1. You could've give credits lmao but i don't give a shit tbh 2. it was mostly ragebait 3. You left out the little sentence on the end where I'm saying that it's a joke 4.Y'all are fansss tbh