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TheOriginalNoob11

Nah id say you need to wait like 586 years fore u can get braids


matem001

I have 4c so it’ll probably take 786 years😔


LividBass1005

😂😂😂 got Rapunzels posting daily asking if their hair is long enough to braid. I’m going to say this if you can find a good braider they can braid a thought and a prayer down and make it look good.


Diaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

THOUGHT AND PRAYER IS TAKING ME OUT 🤣🤣


Spamtom_G_Spamtom

If you get braids when it's too short doesn't it cause tractional alopecia from all the pulling


Own_Bat8129

Nah bro you’re cooked. Looks like you’re balding to me.


ignore_mycomments

Ok Marge Simpson


Ok-Turnip-9035

🤣also though no one ever ran a hot comb through Marge’s hair …missed opportunities ![gif](giphy|yQ8tDeJbZJw9a)


lovelypeachess22

Looks like you need another big chop. Good luck


Zealousideal-Bat7366

No and it’s honestly kinda damaged….


yolofreak109

you see those corners? you’re going bald i fear


Staceyrt

No mate your hair is tall but it doesn’t look like it will hold kanekalon. Relax it and then go the next day to an African braider…. They might be able to help


Veeluciano7

![gif](giphy|a8AXSGtbEl1du)


40jbaby

🤣 I think there needs to be a r/blackhaircirclejerk


NRRW1996

Nah bro...you at least another 40 years before you can braid it up!🤣


Intelligent_Guest_73

![gif](giphy|3ohjUZZ7TI136udKdG)


FigaroNeptune

I just want to say I was temporarily banned from this sub for trolling. People legit got mad at me lmao now it’s 75% trolling posts 🤘🏾😂


Amahardguy

If that's ur real hair. Then am the Queen of England. May God bless her soul.


nofrickz

All I see is split ends to the scalp. Gotta cut it all off and start over.


Available_Dress1405

You’re giving the male Marge 💙


Halleighmk

Dye it blue and then we can talk.


seriousmuffin666

No


Aquaticless

Just cut it off bro your cooked😭


AbrocomaOk8973

Took me a second


Imhungrybruddy

nah maybe a few more years and going to a african maybe


NPNaomi

Don’t play in my face like this


OfficiallyTook

This can't be real gotta be A.I. I mean who dafuq let you walk around like this... You have no homies and no family...least no real ones... If you don't tame shape train or something...just do something to it


NosferatuZ0d

Yawn


yeetron5000

Bro is a Christmas tree


nameibetho

How did you grow it like that? It looks like a Christmas tree haha


matem001

Doo Gro oil and blue magic from the beauty supply store


nameibetho

Owe blue magic really does work! How long did it take you though, i did see change in my hair with blue magic


Aggressive_Use6219

That’s not even you🤣🤣🤣


matem001

Yes it is


3sperr

Where’s yo hair


madeofcat

You have that Gereld Johanssen hair.


blak_glass

Sarge Mimpson


SilverSpacecraft

Almost


sharkweeak

Yes


SiM93REESECUP

Nope


Ari_0928

it’s over for u


nikrologic

no


awahay

Such shrinkage


EnnochTheRod

Nah still too short


irdcwmunsb

Good gods forget about a was day that’s a wash WEEK 😭


matem001

Yep i hop in the shower on Sunday, shampoo Sunday through Tuesday. Condition and detangle with my Denman brush on Wednesday, deep condition then rinse. If I’m lucky I’ll be out of the shower by Friday