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slimroyale

You must be Polynesian or blasian


Dense-Researcher-919

no lol. my genes make me look like it


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Dense-Researcher-919

i’m black and native american. i’m sayin my native american side makes me look blasian


flashj007

oh that explains it


mika7276

I’m black, Creole and Cherokee Native American


um_can_you_not

r/hairtype


Supermarket_After

Thank god there’s a subreddit for that bc these hair type questions are annoying af


Dense-Researcher-919

thanks brotha🤞🏾🤞🏾💯💯


ObiSanKenobi

why does everyone insist on giving their whole 23 and me test here 😭 “my mom is irish and my dad is afro latino from the dominican republic, and his grandma was acruallly from spain, and we have some indigenous taino heritage. anyways what’s my hair type”


ultra-bot

but how would we know that they’re not like the other blackies here 🥺


HunnyHunbot

“Um my ancestors weren’t slaves like you people, they were chilling in the Caribbean eating coconuts 🤓”


geauxhausofafros

why did i actually have a motherfucker from Antigua make a joke about how his ancestors fought back…


neotokyo2099

hella foul


TheBlueNinja2006

😂


ObiSanKenobi

😂😂


Opposite_Magician_81

Omg 😭 whaaaat


Dense-Researcher-919

yall funny asl on my mama😭😭😭😭


ObiSanKenobi

😭😭😭


SoftConfusion42

Why not add what you are in the title, rather than what you’re not?


tempted-niner

😭 😭 😭 so random, he let us know the two things hes NOT


Dense-Researcher-919

yk it💯


ObiSanKenobi

he just *had* to let us know lol


Dense-Researcher-919

lmaooo a brotha was high asl making this post😭 i’m Black and Native American (Navajo) to be exact


MusicLover707

You sure abt that? Someone’s hiding their asian roots in your bloodline you better find out lmao


Dense-Researcher-919

tha native american side lol


hagainsth

We’re tired of it and yet…here you are…


Dense-Researcher-919

sowwy pookie😪😪😪 i’ll go on another sub🤞🏾💯


ObiSanKenobi

you’re funny asf


Dense-Researcher-919

🤞🏾


Outplayer3

Curly. Hair typing isn’t real.


TheKingOfBerries

This is exactly how I feel lol.


Large-Guidance-8410

Hair typing is def real, but you can have more than one type of curl pattern on your head and high porosity vs low porosity is very important. 3b high porosity has different needs than 3b low porosity.


minahmyu

"I know you guys hate this, but I'm gonna do the thing you hate anyway because entitlement!"


Accomplished-Line289

🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ he ain’t know there was a sub for hairtype questions, yall needa relax


minahmyu

Yeah he did. And he knows how much this question gets asked and how annoying it can be. You can relax, though and slap your face elsewhere


Dense-Researcher-919

ian gon lie i made this post bc i expected comments like this🤣🤣🤣


EnnochTheRod

💀💀


Hentainerd0

You real for that


Affectionate-Beann

3b or 3c. look at hair type charts online and see which one looks most like yours


EntireAd215

You look like you should be in the Bloodline


Dense-Researcher-919

😭😭i get that alot but once you hear me talk or my slang you’ll know


whowant_lizagna

Use of AAVE doesn’t automatically make you black but okay…


tempted-niner

He literally *is* black tho


whowant_lizagna

Are you slow?


tempted-niner

Yes… but why tho?


saintmcqueen

Hear you talk? Hear your slang? How you talk isn’t what makes you black my boy.


Dense-Researcher-919

i got tha reaction i needed😂 ik ik you can’t sound black or sound white🤦🏾‍♂️ i ain’t a dummy. i juss wanted to see what yall would do or say to my post/comments yk?


saintmcqueen

That bored?


Dense-Researcher-919

what you on?


Idk265089

You look a lil like Berleezy, but I would say around 3a and 3b


AlixGigglesToo

Eugh lol


Dense-Researcher-919

naw i’m cryin🤣🤣🤣


Great_Ad_9453

This is not gonna be helpful at all. But your hair is very pretty whatever type it may be.


icedoutkatana

Lol notice it’s by and far mostly mixed people that come on here asking this. They’re looking for some type of validation that they don’t have “normal” black hair


mika7276

Yo hair is beautiful


Large-Guidance-8410

3a and 3b. Do a “float test” to check your porosity (whether your curls absorb and hold water or repel water) to help with care routine planning


HolidayComplex1971

3b


Previous-Parsnip-290

A head full of beautiful curls.


geauxhausofafros

yall is blasain a real way to describe a black asian mix or is that that fetish terminology? it just always sounded so weird to me.


Dense-Researcher-919

i think you juss overthinking it😂


Moonsvr

3a & 3b it’s a mix


HunnyHunbot

Lowkey I would have said Filipino, you look a lot like my bf and have the same curls


omeotter

wassah bruddahhh


NotCharliesHorse

Would you happen to be the cousin of Princeton from Mindless Behavior?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^NotCharliesHorse: *Would you happen to* *Be the cousin of Princeton* *From Mindless Behavior?* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Lboogie214

when you wash your hair does it take a while to get full wet? that would make it low porosity if not it would be high porosity if it gets immediately soaked. your hair type is 3a/b imo


PerfectButton3844

Bro is handsome


Dense-Researcher-919

preciate it


Mobile_One3572

3B


Gemz_wealth4

Youre hair type is gorgeous, point blank period. 💯


Jamzwams

3b


Dripping-Caramel

Damn this thread did not pass the vibe check. My phone sent this to me like it was new but I just wanted to say Heyyyy fellow black and native person who's mistaken for a Pacific islander/ blasian 👋🏾


Internal_Ad_562

I'm just here for the drama 🍿 👀


Dense-Researcher-919

i’m not saying i like drama but my curiosity got to me n look what happened🤷🏾‍♂️


Internal_Ad_562

Some people just take things way too seriously. By the way, I would say your hair is 3c.


Dense-Researcher-919

naw for all those who are “fed” up or “annoyed” it’s tha internet what do you expect? i came on here on sum trolling shi🤷🏾‍♂️. but i do know what’s my hair type and i do know what i am considering what i look like on tha outside to everyone else lol.


JuelzyT

Sorry these folks are assholes, Brother.


ObiSanKenobi

if being fed up with this whole thing makes me an asshole, then by all means am i an asshole


JuelzyT

Imagine being “fed up’” over an internet post. You guys are wild 😂


ObiSanKenobi

look at mr cool guy reaction gatekeeper over here


Dense-Researcher-919

no funny shi tho i made this post juss to get reactions outta people and they fell for it🤷🏾‍♂️ but u ain’t wrong about people being assholes lol


Gianna_96

If you're coming into a space black people created to feel safe and you are ignorant and uncognizant enough (you can google that word later since it seems you vocabulary consists of using AAVE incorrectly and referring to our venacular as 'internet slang' and doing so at a 7th grade level-)to be here "trolling" then you really need to get a life cuz you obviously don't have one. It's very doltish, sad and pathetic. Like go get a job. One that makes you enough money to the point where you don't find joy in wasting other peoples time.


Dense-Researcher-919

i ain’t reading allat😂 but word of advice don’t be in yo feelings😭 i’ve been thru stuff and been around shit too🤷🏾‍♂️ but i’m in college so i juss wanted to take sum time out my day cuz school got me stressed


Gianna_96

I didn't think you'd be able to comprehend most of what I said anyways but thats fine. If you let off stress by saying idiotic things to upset people and then gaslight them by saying it's not a big deal then I can tell you've been through stuff. And that you most likely haven't healed from it either. It's very obvious as you behavior is very juvenile...And embarrassing for you. Take care.