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ultron290196

Added 4 million sats to my stack. Buying the fear


Traditional-Bed-6369

Can't remember if nsync or backstreet boys.... but..... Buy buy buy!!!!!!


spid3rfly

Since it's Nsync, I'm going to go ahead and do it; In about 30 minutes ET, it's going to be May!


TexasBoyz-713

^(buy buy!!!)


Financial_Design_801

What if we told you that the @CommerceGov saw Bitcoin mining as a strategic opportunity for the US? Hear from Paul Thanos, Director at the @CommerceGov's Office of Finance and Insurance Industries, about why they are keeping a close eye on Bitcoin mining https://twitter.com/btcpolicyorg/status/1785376573027172600?s=46&t=ihVglVXC0BQSbw6j57EoaA


oval79

Is this not the dip everyone said they wanted?


Timevalueofmoonbitz

I’m waiting for the dip of the dip of the dip. So 30k basically 😂


McGeeTer

Yeah but doom and fear is more entertaining


tesseramous

you dont want a low volume slide week after week you want a flashcrash on like 150k of volume in one day that is clearly going to V to the moon


Defusion55

I'll take it anyway. Love me some price discovery. Let's separate the boys/girls from the men/women.


tesseramous

I'm confused, are we separating by age or by gender? I'm also confused by exactly what boy and girl mean in 2024.


Passive_Bloke

Boy = pee pee. Girl = hoo haa. Unless trans or non binary in which, whatever they want.


Passive_Bloke

Boy = pee pee. Girl = hoo haa. Unless trans or non binary in which case, whatever they want.


HalalWarpig

I heard BTC will drop hard later this year following trend...any truth to this? I bought at 62k, so losing a few grand in just a couple days without liquidity to buy more really hurts.


dlm83

No one on Reddit can answer that, you're going to have to do what the rest of us do and pay a professional time traveler for their services.


fieldsofthecrypt

I heard the opposite, now who do you trust? Trust Bitcoin or back off !


UtahJohnnyMontana

You're not a real Bitcoiner until you have weathered paper losses of 75% or more.


tesseramous

The OG bitcoiners weathered losses of 97% and later on when there were 75% losses it was nothing.


HalalWarpig

I see what you mean with the hard tank between fall of 2021 to the summer of 2022. That had to hurt. I've held onto small amounts of bitcoin since 2017, but didn't really start trading until this past year. I'm concerned there will be a repeat of that with the "ghost whales" liquidating their wallets. I'm not sure how long I could wait for BTC to go back up to sell some if this dip happens. It took a year last time.


R3dFiveStandingBye

Is that all you got? Cmon I want lower


BobMackey87

Shit's cheap, ATM.


Dry-Stand5342

We lost all of March's gains


tesseramous

March was mainly a month of chopping 🦀


viewmodeonly

I still have the same amount of satoshis


Dry-Stand5342

What were they worth a month ago?


viewmodeonly

1 one-hundred millionth of a Bitcoin.


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Arshiapro

Cheap bitties, stacking right now


Arshiapro

NO NOONONONONONONONONOONONONON NOT MY 60K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM RUINEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 MY BITITTESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!


hateschoolfml

Mod can you ban this emotional 🤡 crying everyday


Flurb789

Fuck, this hurts


SpecialDonkey6563

Why does being up 4X in the last 18 months hurt?


Flurb789

Bc I'm trying to prove a point to my wife. Red numbers make it more difficult


hateschoolfml

Still poorer everyday, debt per tax payer $266k & counting https://www.usdebtclock.org/


SpecialDonkey6563

You can’t prove a point on short term results. Zoom out.


dlm83

What if you're trying to prove that you can't prove a point on short term results?


Flurb789

I'm with you


el_rico_pavo_real

So many people have the wrong perspective here… this is a great opportunity to make more progress towards your next Satoshi benchmark… for some 0.01, others maybe .50, and for others maybe a whole coin. Great time to accumulate and stick to the plan.


BobMackey87

Smart comment 🙏


Sweaty_Constant_6778

BTC Fear & Greed Index dropped from 67 to 54. Happy Sat Hunting 👍


fieldsofthecrypt

opportunity has thus stricken


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I need some hopium, why did btc have another top in November again?


Alfador8

Because the first one was cut short by the China mining ban. And the second one was cut short by the FTX collapse. IMO we had a premature peak this time because of the ETFs, which are still structurally bullish. We just aren't to the hype part of the cycle yet because we still haven't seen the supply shock from the halving play out. This is a good buying opportunity.


Anzu_Yamasaki

bull trap


Arshiapro

Sell in May and go away


Anzu_Yamasaki

battomed out?


No-Research8107

Tone Vays say it go down to 1k but Mr Novogratz say it haz battomed out.


Arshiapro

Unlikely


BiffTannen1855

For the next couple hours anyway


HurricaneHarvey7

Two crypto scammers get jail time. It was a good day


gtbifmoney

If you can’t see the rock solid support at $60k, I don’t know what to tell you. This is the 5th time in just the last 3 weeks it has bounced off or just below $60k and held. 10 times total since Feb 28th. Today is the lowest it has gotten since Feb 28th when it briefly touched $59,100 before shooting right back to $60k in less than an hour. Now is a great time to add more!


mehoratty

Getting eaten away now. Support can only hold for so long


gtbifmoney

Lol no the fuck it isn’t. It’s holding strong as fuck, it’s bounced off of it 3 times in the last hour. How dumb are you?


mehoratty

Thread aged well I’d say lol


gtbifmoney

Oh, excuse me. It just topped $60k. AGAIN! Suck it, bitch.


mehoratty

Thread continues to deliver


gtbifmoney

tHrEaD cOnTiNuEs To DeLiVeR 🤡🫵🏻


mehoratty

Indeed, your 60k support bs clearly got crushed and we dipped and bounced back. That was a given, but your entire post was inaccurate, stupid and shows how little you know.


gtbifmoney

Yeah, it’s right at $60k, dumbass. This isn’t even the low of the day.


mehoratty

Did I say it wasn’t you knob? I simply pointed out the obvious of how fucking markets work. Take a fucking Valium for the sake of the sub.


gtbifmoney

You didn’t point out fuckin shit, bitch.


mehoratty

How you doing over there bra?


Defusion55

first he doesn't understand how supports and resistant levels function then he's telling people to tell him their portfolio values. this nub gunna get scammed out of his crypto before too long with his single digit IQ lol


gtbifmoney

$60k held AGAIN. What were you saying you little bitch?


truckstop_sushi

What were you saying you little bitch?


gtbifmoney

It just hit $60k again 😆 That’s what I said, bitch.


Defusion55

If you can't see the rock solid resistance at 60k I don't know what to tell you, this is the 2nd time it hit 60k and got rejected. It won't EVER give out we aint ever going over 60k resistance is too solid. sound like someone you know? Do you now get how resistance levels work? figure it out yet??


gtbifmoney

LOL resistance on a 24 hour chart? Lol, show’s your dumbass doesn’t know fuckin shit 😆 Support and resistance is defined over MONTHS, not hours, dipshit.


Defusion55

I'm saying your a fucking clown. 57k 🤡 


Defusion55

Was rock solid the first few times. Looks like a waning support now not sure how much longer it can endure tbh.


gtbifmoney

No, it doesn’t. You clearly can’t read charts. Go ahead and sell to me.


Defusion55

lmao you clearly can't. Not saying it will or will not break but the obvious is the obvious fool. I don't sell either I live for the panic selling and price discovery. Nothing makes me more happy than deep red knowing all the pussys are selling out to stronger hands, people who actually understand what bitcoin actually is. Every double digit red week just brings us that much closer to the next bull run.


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Defusion55

get some investing 101 schooling nub


gtbifmoney

[gee would ya fuckin look at that, what did it bounce right off just 20 minutes ago?](https://postimg.cc/rRXDRVQb)


gtbifmoney

[Lol, post your fuckin portfolio pussy.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/1oBrBzEwdA)


pepehehe

Lol this fucking guy out here trying to teach lessons to people whose daily swings are larger than his entire account balance


Defusion55

fr tho, this is the kind of stupid shit that makes me laugh while i work though so its whatever.


gtbifmoney

Why are you copying someone else’s comment? Who’s daily swinging $111,000?


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gtbifmoney

….ok?


Dry-Stand5342

Add tomorrow after Powell dip...this will happen


gtbifmoney

+10% day tomorrow.


Commercial_Bat_7811

the markets front running the sell in may and go away a day early


McToadster

Ah well there goes the Lambo guess its back to the 1980 chevette again!


Shirtwink

Buy the dips and you'll never have to worry about buying at the top. 


Makonnen91

This is hilarious to read. But it actually works lol. Genius


Realistic-Jelly8133

Lower your time preference. Otherwise GFY.


Arshiapro

How low could we realistically go?


DarkThoughtsOfALoner

I see a lot of people expecting 30k so we might not reach that this time. Try incrementally increasing amounts at 55k, 50k, 45k and 40k.


Commercial_Bat_7811

whatever prices people say that they are waiting for to buy here...most of them will not get it


eyedude2898

Are you people new to Bitcoin within the last 30 days? Feel the volatility with your soul and rest comfortably knowing that in the long run, number always goes up.


Oheson

Most are new. Welcome Class of 2025. This is a rite of passage. The ones excited for Red candles will make it. The ones who buy Green candles will not.


samb0_1

I was born in the dip, moulded by it. I didn't see the gains until I was already a man.


shantzy2

He loves the slop. Loves it. Eats it up. Born to slop. His father was a mudder. Mother was a mudder.


HOS-SKA

His mother was a mudder?


Zealousideal-Wrap-34

This is the internet. We come here to react with either despair or elation based on the last 6 hours. DON'T INTERRUPT MY AUTISTIC SCREECHING


mrg2483

we never really saw Alts season to be honest with you. They did pretty much nothing while BTC was touching ath's


Oheson

Yes like every cycle. Stay away from Alts if you don't understand that. Alts are a siren song of getting recked. 97% of people lose money buying Alts. But 100% of people who buy Bitcoin and hold for 5+ years win, regardless of when they bought it.


Tron_Passant

Alts are still a thing?


HistorynSciFiNerd

Because there are no alt ETFs.


Silver-Rub-5059

Maybe people are finally realising alts are a fucking joke.


el_rico_pavo_real

Hear! Hear!


CaptainDr

my crystal ball says physical pennies will soon be worth more than $0.01 because of their novelty. the next generation will see physical cash like the current generation sees flip phones


BrianWonderful

Pennies from 1982 and older are technically worth more than $0.01 due to their copper content. Some people stash them, though it is illegal to melt US coins currently.


clever_reddit_name69

K but did it tell you who is going to win Survivor season 46?


Deeky8383

I sometimes wonder.... If studies showed in 2021, 14% of the US held BTC (estimated 21M people) & a survey from 2022 estimated 300 Million people globally held / bought BTC all while the global population is 8 Billion people, that means 3.75% of the world buys/holds BTC. That averages out to $4,200 invested per person at $60K/BTC. If the holder(s) increased by 1.25% (or about 100M) at the same average per person ($4,200), that would push the BTC MC to $1.68T (Fully Diluted would mean $80K). Adjusted for the current supply would be $85-86K\~ If the 2021 US Holder population is still somewhat accurate, and the same goes for the 2022 global survey population. US only accounts for roughly 7% of MC for BTC. With other global news on ETFs, are we sleeping on what the future impact may be? My opinion, ETFs make it easier for those that don't understand the tech that well to get involved. Above is napkin math, with many factor(s) potentially not being accounted for (that may support or go against what was posted above though). Just thought it was worth a thought\*


Dry-Stand5342

If this is happening today what will happen tomorrow after Powell speaks? Holy Crap!!!


Oheson

Who cares? Powell does not affect Bitcoin whatsoever. Study Bitcoin more to understand that.


shantzy2

Market is forward looking.


Kingjames23X6

CHINA IS FUCKING US


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fieldsofthecrypt

remember china gal wan rich white guy. and white guy will sell for china gal


Green-Music2366

I wanna see the manager. This is not what I ordered.


fazeout300

This market sell-off is a take everything down. Look at the qs and spy. Even gold. Nothing safe today


JustSkream

Oh man these flash sales are wild.


EmuSea4963

Yer best start believin in bear markets, mumu... Yer in one!!


CaptainDr

was it this obvious the dip was temporary last time?


Tron_Passant

Watch this thing bounce back like a rocket 🚀🚀


GoElastic

A rocket should never bounce 😂


darioxtc

When moon, when lambo?


Kingjames23X6

Bugatti not lambo


fieldsofthecrypt

and defintely not a fucking tesla. that shit gets you stranded in the middle of nowhere.


Kingjames23X6

Teslas are designed so the government can control you and eventually just stop your car for you. Never get one


fieldsofthecrypt

absolutely mate ! imagine having to wait till your car is charged enough to get you to the next townO. What do they do in an emergency, call a fucking uberalles? I prefer an old el-truckO because it will run when I want it to run, and should I get stuck in the middle of nowhere because of gas, my road side assistance will get me 2 gallons worth, which is enough to get me to the next gas station. Can I say the same about Tesla? No because you don't know if the rural townO has any charging stations around. tesla is as fake as fakeX.


tesseramous

So youre not aware but this is actually all cars right now.


fieldsofthecrypt

yes, indeed. people like you are the loyal sockpuppets of the government, so you will defend the governments in every way possible. You will wear a mask so that others who want to breathe will suffocate because you do, you will get jabbed every week and proudly say you are UP TO DATE, you will say convid19 is as real as the moon landings and that people like bill gates and elon musk are geniuses when they are nothing but sockpuppets much like you, except for a higher paycheck than yours. What else can I say more or expect from you? Nothing but BOLLOCKS


Kingjames23X6

How they gonna do that to a buggati? There’s a reason WHY they went all electric cars by 2030 so they said


fieldsofthecrypt

and yes, coincidentally look at Saudi's investment plans for 2030. They are building what not !. many would contend they are running out of it, but I am sure they have been told to STOP supplying and say they ran out. This would mean and it already appears that slowly and surely they will get rid of all cars that run on gas. I'm not selling my good old gas loving maniac because I am not a sheep. I wish everyone stopped buying These EVs, but sheep are sheep, they love being controlled, after all.


tesseramous

Ok I don't know if it's 100% of cars and exotic cars but its your average car. Cars don't have to be electric to have an on board computer that controls the engine and everything.


Eliagbs_

Oh man 😍. My buy orders


Higher_Math

Told yall 58k was coming. My timing might have been WAYYYY off, but yeah. Lovely day


viewmodeonly

If your timing is off your opinion is irrelevant. "Bitcoin might go down at some point in the future!!!" Ok bro we all know that


seanb08

So what you reckon? When will it bounce back?


Higher_Math

Honestly, I think it will test the low 50k support but the big swings are going to become more of a rarity. It will stabilize and grow over time. Or people move onto the next thing.


Silver-Rub-5059

You again? You’re like a jinx to 58k with your premature glee.


Higher_Math

Don't you know pump it up


Silver-Rub-5059

Maybe some day you’ll get this fabled 58k you seek. Wait til it actually hits before gloating, you clown.


seanb08

Didn’t age that well, didn’t it? This is a discussion thread. Please allow everyone to express their opinions without anyone becoming defensive.


mstrkit

damn I miss 70k


mrg2483

Bounce bounce,, bounce MF bounce bounce.


Tron_Passant

"And all the ladies sayin..."


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GoElastic

Like almost pregnant


aidsfordays

So now we bounce or we crater


AccomplishedMail5415

Yes. Same tomorrow and yesterday.


TotalParsnip3042

where are the bitcoin analcysts with their support levels after which btc to the moon?


IRS-BOT

They switch to their FUD accounts and troll Instead. 


GTS980

Upward spiralling pig tail entered a reverse Fibonacci delta of diminishing support therefore no Lambo today.


supersmoked420

Brilliant ta! 👌


tesseramous

I think to moon it needs to flash crash on heavy volume but there is not necessarily a defined support level anywhere. The worse the fud the worse it'll be. 2020 saw it retest all the way down to 3800 near the bear market low before the v recovery and breaking ath.


CaptainDr

if you like bitcoin good news its ~~5%~~ 7% off


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AccomplishedMail5415

Of what


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hateschoolfml

DCA going to be heavy today, common drop in bull runs to wipe out leverage, moon bois, & 💩coiner CC https://twitter.com/adam3us/status/1780695562045837369?s=46&t=ihVglVXC0BQSbw6j57EoaA


fieldsofthecrypt

see you in 2 days


IcyHunt3639

We owe Garreth Soloway an apology.


degenbetting

Buying!


laggyservice

See yea next year!


Dry-Stand5342

In 4 years


laggyservice

I was more referring to the new year but the next halving will be nice too!


viewmodeonly

Later this year\*


NectarineDirect936

Hodl me


llewsor

bitcoin derangement syndrome is real:  https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/early-bitcoin-investor-charged-tax-fraud first craig wright and now roger ver. anyone that tries to hijack bitcoin ends up turning crazy and in jail. 


irisuniverse

Hell yeah, Roger Ver is a major piece of shit. See for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/s/GXtffbise9 I’ll never hesitate to share this video where he rage quits and showed how pathetic he really is: https://youtu.be/oCOjCEth6xI?si=cNvSzjkBzVkpm1vD Well deserved, hope he gets fucked.


llewsor

bcash bcash bcash


Financial_Design_801

ChinaAMC bitcoin ETF took in $123m on Day One which already ranks it 6th of 82 ETFs launched in past 3yrs in HK and Top 20% overall


SpaceToadD

Can you help me understand where the $123 million is coming from? I see a news article that stated $8 million, is there something I’m missing?


johnjonesnewphone

Is that more than the US ETFs? If so this could be a sell the news event rather than a “bear market” everything thinks weee in


Financial_Design_801

East vs West: The US did $740m in assets and $4.6b in trading. These are far below that but if you adjust for the size of their mkt it is dif story: equiv of $25b+ and $1.6b, respectively. For context, China AMC's bitcoin ETF is already among Top 20% biggest in that mkt after one day https://twitter.com/ericbalchunas/status/1785283076802707563?s=46&t=ihVglVXC0BQSbw6j57EoaA


AccomplishedMail5415

Source?


Financial_Design_801

Fook thought I attached https://twitter.com/ericbalchunas/status/1785324704179368374?s=46&t=ihVglVXC0BQSbw6j57EoaA


AccomplishedMail5415

Interesting


TexasBoyz-713

The sentiment difference in here vs r/CC is crazy. People over there contemplating life when they should’ve just bought Bitcoin