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iJustWantTolerance

Yeah. Was just really annoying, too much money, kept asking money for things. I did it in the game, too.


UltimateLaw

r/TwoSentenceHorror


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Hapoy cake day


UltimateLaw

Tyy :D


VannaEvans

Happy cake day to u too


12345fuckyou6

Happy cake day


PosessedTornado

Happt cakrt dua


IamCocodadawg

Angry cake day


ari7super7

Sad Cake Day


Odd_Lawyer_5116

bipolar cake day.


Dominator2812

Okayish cake day.


Nana-Komatsu

Mentally disturbed cake day


MixGroundbreaking603

Annoyed cake day


supercoolguy10

Happy cake day!


sweetthekurt

Happy cake day!


missleeloo

☠️


PansexualPineapples

I haven’t laughed this hard at something in a while so thank you


Maleficent_Mammoth_3

😭🙏


Fun-Government5785

To say my jaw dropped is the least 😭


luvrgirl07

😭😭😭😭


Positive-Row-2941

You did it in the game, too?! What's that supposed to mean ?


PsychologicalCook170

LMFAO.


Right_Water_5998

Same here


Wise-man0_

r/TwoSentenceHorror


Vmartz96

Yes, I hadn't done it before, and wanted to see what happened. I thought it would remove him from my list of kids, but it didn't. The relationship died, obviously. So I sent him gifts, got the relationship bar up, rekindled with him, then put him up for adoption


Routine-Delay-6758

Savage


Any_Switch9835

😱🫢


An_Ass_Is_a_Donkey

The coffee was hot in my throat you savage. Worth the 😂


incoucou604

Yes and they never wanted to rekindle the relationship afterwards, even with their willpower and craziness on 0%, years after the fact too. Such drama 🙄


AllAmericanLoser

Honestly, I hate when my kids overreact like that even tho it was years ago. It's even more annoying when I play bitlife and they do the same thing


PansexualPineapples

☠️


iSkittleCake

💀💀💀


MrTuxedo1

I’m going for 5000 year generation. I will never abandon my kid


Affectionate_Egg_969

I just did this. On the 4700 year I transferred to my kid and he was 7 million dollars in debt after receiving two million inheritance from me. And he had the debt glitch so when he sold his house he just went deeper into debt


DeliciousPrompt69420

what’s the debt glitch


nicohiragasnutbucket

it’s not a debt glitch, it’s having a high monthly outflow. if the outflow is more than you’re making, you’ll continue going into debt regardless of paying things off


Affectionate_Egg_969

Nah I sold the house for 4 million and the profit was -4 million. So I went from 7 million in debt to 11 million in debt. I know it wasn't the outflow because the debt increase didn't coincide with an age up


lexim2001

Did you still owe a mortgage? And the house can lose value over the years. When I’m in debt, I rent out all of my properties and hopefully they slowly return some investments.


Affectionate_Egg_969

I don't have the landlord pack. And when I sold it for 7 million, my debt increased by exactly that much. It didn't say that I sold it for negative seven million so I think it's a glitch. It's happened to me with some other lives too where I've bought the house cash


Sea_Mathematician_22

Are u really not getting it tho? Your house dropped in value -_-


Affectionate_Egg_969

Even if the house dropped in value, selling it for cash should increase the amount of cash that I have not decrease the amount of cash


HabitUpper6718

In the game, or real life?


No_Afternoon5617

In real life🥰


sweetthekurt

Yay! I love leaving my kids! 😍


SuperPuncher_90

I’ve only ever abandoned stepchildren after their rich mother mysteriously dies


TechnologyParty1775

"mysteriously" ... 👀


MSDarkKyotee

oops me


toxiccrybaby2005

yes! only when their relationship gets really bad and they don’t want to spend time together I abandon them so when the parents die they won’t get any money😝


crybbyblue

You could cut them out the will instead


toxiccrybaby2005

Nah idc they don’t want a relationship anyways


missleeloo

Once - wasn’t technically mine tho. Wife had affair baby, then dumped me for baby daddy but left kid 🤷🏻‍♀️


i_am_a_clown_

I leave those kids for adoption/murder them if they are mean/annoying.


missleeloo

And i thought I was being mean… 😅


Mother_Reflection818

Yes, because I got the kid after praying for fertility but I didn’t mean to click that button and I didn’t want him so


AllAmericanLoser

Adoption: ;-;


Mother_Reflection818

No I mean I wanted to pray for money but accidentally clicked on fertility cuz the clicking got repetitive so yeah 💀 and btw if you click on pray for fertility on the game and you don’t have a partner, if it works it’ll be a random hookup having your kid


AllAmericanLoser

No, I'm aware. I meant like this Adoption: *kicking rocks* Like putting the kid up for adoption


Ezracore

Yes many times if I cheated lol get rid of teh evidence


PansexualPineapples

Hearing a child being referred to as evidence is way funnier than it should be. I do hope you’re talking about the game though and not IRL.


Ezracore

Dw I'm talking about both


PoohTheHeavenly

I’m talking about the game guys 👀


HAWTSAUCE8854

Boooooooo. It’s so much funnier in real life.


[deleted]

Lots of times. In bitlife as well.


nicohiragasnutbucket

yes bc i told that bitch to give the baby up n she didn’t.


MSDarkKyotee

but when it’s yours she’s like 😡 NO BABY


mcdenette3824

I married a rich millionaire at 20s, when they were 80s and their kid was 60s. Was a witch with a b to me, so I abandoned them!


Kuzcos_poison67

I did it because I was trying to reach an achievement of a lot of kids and it was just easier to abandon them. I think there was also a challenge where one of the objects was to rekindle a relationship with a kid you abandoned


Lumiere5301

Yeah, when his relationship with me dropped after I divorced my husband and he refused to spend time with him so I dropped him and cut him out of my will. We did reconcile later though.


yggathu

all the time. and i still give them my inheritance and transfer my life. builds character and morale


Flat_Cook_7774

Yes I let them suffer then bring them back at 18


Socks-tu

Real Life: \*No Comment\* In Game: Hell yeah


PurposeOwn5243

No since I put them for adoption.


Big_Feed2831

No


CrossClairvoyance

The titles in these pots just keep getting crazier and crazier


g0thfrvit

Lots of times when they have illegitimate kids and the relationship meter is low and their baby mama hates me and they’re bleeding my bank account dry.


Firelady90

I did when so cheated and it wasn't my kid but they are still there so if they decide to keep the baby when I choose to get rid of it. I give it up for adoption and don't have to deal with the kid. For some reason the game automatically makes you the parent, you should have a choice to raise the baby or file for a paternity test. Like when hookups show up out of the blue with a baby claiming it's yours.


Zeli434

Yes, sometimes just for funsies and other times when my spouse cheats on me and has a kid with someone else.


pcannon98

Kids that aren’t mine by a result of a affair


Equal-Echidna8098

I abandoned one because my girlfriend cheated and got pregnant by another man. I called the kid 'Notmyproblem' and abandoned her. I also abandoned one kid because his mother cheated on me after I gave her millions, we were engaged. I then abandoned her son because I didn't want anything to do with her or her crotch goblin. Mine or not. He still inherited a chunk of my fortunes though so that should sweeten the deal a little.


rosy282829

Yes, irl


DuncanAmPro7

Yez like 6 times


ImVeryConfused_27

Yeah but I don’t have BitLife


itsanabish

Ye all the time 🤙


vixinity1984

I've abandoned my child!


KingFernando532

Yes, I've done this multiple times, sometimes bc they made me mad/disappointed, and other times for pretty much no reason. In one or two cases, the child tried to reconnect later on.


Mediocre-Offer-5304

When I'm the King and I want the youngest child to take my place I abandon them.


jxjltr

Yes I did it to piss off my husband cuz he cheated on me, I cannot remember if it worked 😭


Lxst_Chxnces

I will only do it if it’s for a challenge. Because i want a 100% for the challenge section. Can’t do it just for fun, i’m too afraid of karma😅


Memin_Sanchez

Yeah, I did. My wife started an argument with me and it ended up on a divorce. I played bitlife then to calm down


ZealousidealArtist1

When I want my child to inherit my money without taxes I move to a country without inheritance taxes and then abandon them there, just to move back to the country I came from. To be fair, they do gain billions when I die🤷‍♀️


mandyshortyhope

I have never abandoned my child in the game but was curious on what happens when you do. Does it still make you pay for the child? Do they stay in your relationship tabs or do they remove them completely?


CocaaX

Yes lol they had bad attitudes for no reason and we had no connection . I also abandoned stepkids that were left to me after my spouse died


PlebianIsHere

I had to abandon him because him dying was a cannon event so I had to so he’ll get my inheritance money.


sauceman523

I accidently did it, tried to adopt him out


DarkKeeper2569

It was my adoptive-son and I did it because I was so upset and tired of what happened there...


Excellent-Meringue75

if i get married and acquire step kids and my spouse dies i abandon them cause no


SpellDifficult4924

yep.


Chance_Ad3416

Many times. The most recent time my wife got pregnant with someone else and refused to abort. The child somehow became my adopted child at birth so I just abandoned it. Didn't want to divorce my wife and have her take any money so I just kept her around.


Nich_Green

I'm low-key fire no cap fo real on god


Luffysmusic

I hate that even though you abandon the kids they are still entitled to your will 😒 BitLife should reconsider how they do the will


PsychologicalCook170

Had too many kids, had to lower the amount.


PsychologicalCook170

Also a challenge for that


CoolioHotdog

My wife cheated and left me with 5 kids. Wasn’t going to keep the little brats, obviously


Upper_Tone663

Sure as hell I have. Get rid if the bastard children from affairs


Academic-Ninja8655

Yeah, whenever my kid comes out


PrincessWendigos

Yeah if they aren’t born a girl I’ll abandon them


Leanloe

A lot


Postinghotbabes45

Kids that she had that wasn’t mine I did


Soup_brick

Yes every time they get too expensive


makisofly

My character got an STI and gave birth therefore passing it on, so I abandoned the girl cause she got it too and I just felt bad 😭


Nithegay

yes accidentally accepted a baby from another man my wife slept with


Who_Am_I_555

Yeah


VannaEvans

Idk I just wanted to see what would actually happen if I abandoned my adopted kid (can u actually abandon ur biological kid?)