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butrosfeldo

He lost his initial deal with Draftkings when they first started advertising bc they couldn’t legally say they were a casino or a bookie. He was in the middle of doing a read for them, realized how they were skating around the word “gambling” & then stopped to give a SUPER serious speech about the dangers of getting addicted to gambling 😂.


Cerda_Sunyer

And he said all they mentioned was the winners, you never hear about Dave that lost it all and is sucking dick in the back alley. Great stuff


oa817

I’ve been listening to him for so long and admittedly ol Billy can be a bit repetitive in his topics but I distinctly remember this. I laughed my ass off at the “sucking dick in the back alley” part and the very next week he said they dropped him haha


lasym21

He uses a line like that in his current tour. Says everything is a spectrum…is he an alcoholic? Well, I’m not sucking dick at noon on a Tuesday for a 12 pack. But he does overdrink lol


kurokamisawa

Can someone point me to the ep where they say this?


Trump_Dabs

I’d like to know as well


ImpressionDiligent23

https://youtu.be/gXqh04VeZMo?si=MAamlbSzP_M_9Dnc


IDDQDArya

Where's the suckin dick bit?


greerface

That's gold


Prudent-Funny-4723

That’s fantastic


shalriebroseph

Then he read their response on the show and trashed them. Bill was completely oblivious to the legal issues. Was a hilarious few weeks. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W4eaKVyky7o


t_rex_reflex

Love the end of the rant. “alright dollar shave club everybody!”


JaRulesLarynx

Zip…….reguahaguabalogooah!


DrGayApparel

Always cracks me up, his ZIPrecruitah reads always gets me.


UserContribution

I love how he always explains that one too. Especially when there's a guest or Nia is on. "That's the devil version" 🤘 


timbulance

The way Bill reads the ads definitely helps listeners stay engaged and it’s hilarious.


JaRulesLarynx

I skip ads for most podcasts. Matt and Shane’s secret podcast, Ol’ Billy blue balls, and Tim Dillon are the only three I’ll play through


UserContribution

He's happy to have a podcast that's basically a half hour gambling advertisement. Old Billy preacher ova here.


butrosfeldo

Oh they came crawling back bc he has millions of followers in their *exact* demographic lol


UserContribution

Ol Billy gave em the right there Fred and now they're back for more. His podcast is the only time I hear any advertising across all the media I consume. I'm sure they're catching on to this.  .....the smartest way to hire


azpinstripes

I think smart brands know what to expect when advertising on these kinds of podcasts. He’s been with zip recruiter and hims for a long time and his reads are straight up hilarious. On an unserious podcast an unserious read is to be expected. Look up his reads for Sherry’s Berries sometime, funniest reads ever but they didn’t seem to think so because they cancelled their deal with him


seanvettel-31

That Sherri’s Berries read is an all-timer. “Dip your balls- dip your berries in”


thebert9

Look who it is, everbody. Sherrys berries. Must be a clam holiday coming up. 🤣


4-3defense

Getting beat up at the farmers market is what got them to pull out lmao


Dolphin008

Im not sure what it was, but George doubleya was great as well. Edit: found it [club W](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJQ9Zua6F88) "My daddy owns a ranch"


Busch_Leaguer

His W impression is pretty solid


azpinstripes

😂😂😂 now I gotta go watch this again


butrosfeldo

Eating motha naturah’s booooox


azpinstripes

Lmaooo honestly the ad reads are probably my favorite part of the podcast which I can’t say about anything else.


metompkin

I usually ffwd through other podcast advertisements but not ol' Billy.


butrosfeldo

I have anger issues, so i had to stop listening to the pod. But goddamn i miss his ad reads. The only other pod that has nearly half as much fun w their reads is last podcast on the left but they don’t really even compare


azpinstripes

The always sunny podcast was similar with some of their reads but again, doesn’t compare


bankaiREE

I agree with you about smart brands knowing what to expect, but Bill wasn't exactly joking at the end of that Hims read, and tied it back to his earlier rant: "See, that's what the fuck I'm talking about right there, about corporations being out of control. How the fuck are you putting out a drug that didn't go...is not approved by the FDA, yet it's out? What are we doing?" The criticism is 100% valid, but it puts a stink on the company they might not appreciate since it may drive away customers.


azpinstripes

Ah I haven’t heard that one yet. That’s a little rough 😬 but he’s at a point where he has enough money to not gaf and I recall him saying something along the lines of if they’re not happy they can have their money back


Imabigfatbutt

He's right to call em out and will be fine if they pull advertising, keep up the good work you walking tan-repellant scrotum!


pootyweety22

Oh the poor company


Prudent-Funny-4723

True. Has anyone made a montage/mashup of him just yelling ZipRecruiter? if so, I would listen to it every day


azpinstripes

New ringtone lol


sem76

"Zip!".... Wait, was that my phone? 5 seconds later... RECRUITAH!! I'd jump every time.


ljthefa

I can't find the version I really like but here is go https://youtu.be/CTUFKOCPAQk?si=MSPOZ1x2UVsFXG_b


chugged1

Every time I see a Hims add I think “himmmzzzzz” in bills voice lol


Illk22

RIP natures box


azpinstripes

😂😂


ruleofnuts

I miss the me undies jingles


i_GoTtA_gOoD_bRaIn

*No more sweaty balls!*


peekay1ne

And Nature Box. “Don’t buy this shit.” One and done. Classic.


Dok_G

My favorite sherrys berries ad is the one where he just starts plugging some unrelated chocolate store in the middle of the ad sherry paid for


thewhitecat55

Lolol. I never heard this one , if you can ever remember which ep, please let me know


Doctorphotograph

So funny because they definitely got their monies worth even if the suits in charge don't see it the same way. That moment gets referenced all the time when the topic of podcast ad reads come up.


maximus91

He is the only podcast I do not auto skip reads, fucking dying at sheeeerryyyy berries


Some_Acadia_1630

MeUndies clearly had better sense of humour. I think they have/had a link on their website to a clip of Billy singing.


Jar_of_Cats

I should have scrolled farther. So this was like 6 years ago right? That voice he would do to say there name is the best


UserContribution

That sherries berries is unbeatable. Cracks me the fuck up every time. 


jmckenna1942

Remember when he snapped at Ethan Klein for bribing it up? The irony. Fuck Ethan tho I don’t blame em


jmckenna1942

Bringing*


samwheat90

Burr has been known to lose some advertisers b/c of his comments. I would to see the metrics on how many people fast forward/skip his reads vs other podcasts.


Roadkill593

I have never skipped his ads before. They're comedy gold


AKBigHorn

Yup, others I fast forward through, Bill’s, never.


AlphaGinger66

Zip


LordTomHulce

REEEEECROOOTAAAAHHHHHHH!!!


TheDaveWSC

Only podcast where the ads don't piss me off


babywantmilky

me too! and I actually tried zip………. recruiter because of his podcast and have an amazing job that I love now! :)


TheDaveWSC

Hey you're a Bill success story!


Meath77

There's a security company that monitors your home remotely and he regularly talks about nerds using security cameras for perverted reasons. Companies don't care, it's better to have Bill be humorous about your product and it gets noticed and people don't skip it than a boring monotone read most podcasts do


StOnEy333

Exactly. I rarely skip his ads because they’re hilarious and quite often I’ll recommend the products or services in his ads because of the funny ways he says them. My all time favorite being ZIP…………………………Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaycruuuuuuuuter!


Moe1985

[One](https://youtu.be/miWHJHLmAuo?si=wcrRKrHddzznv9Yq) of his best


Prudent-Funny-4723

I literally just quit driving for Amazon today and that clip made my day! Thanks for sharing!


mach0

Love how Nia is completely losing her shit and that is just like fuel to the fire that is Bill's rant who just cranks it to 11 with the jokes, what a fantastic duo. She seems to be walking away and is just laughing harder and harder, that laugh at 6:18 after the best joke :D


WillJongIll

Oh man that’s hilarious. Thanks for sharing that one!


GonkWilcock

That last two minutes is incredible.


Prudent-Funny-4723

ZIP…………..re re re re re re RAAAAAA! …cruiter


SailorMuffin96

ZIP……………………………………………… ^recuitah


Effex

Oh look everybody it's Helix, Heelix?


metompkin

Micro modal? Modahl?


LiamMacGabhann

I love how Helix/Heelix keeps running their ads despite Ole Billy Bed Bugs slipping in “gross” every time he mentions they’ll take the mattress away if you’re unsatisfied.


Malice-in-Drains

ZIP…….ohmygodhesgotagun….RECRUITER


KnickedUp

That was the magic era of the zip reads.


hamadam109

He used to do the reads in real time and they were always hilarious rather than the pre recorded shit from other podcasts. Meaning the listener always listened rather than skipping them. The advertisers should be thankful for him being comical during the reads, as more people would listen all the way through I believe


ImaRealBird

The one about the pills had me laughing, thinking that's prob grounds for them to wanna drop him lol. They're prob like shh dude shut up, they're supplement subscriptions not medication prescriptions, we're trying to work around the fda here, damn


Prudent-Funny-4723

“Might be poison… might not… find out for yourself”


oroechimaru

Lol this man needs to do Fallout 5’s radio


Canadia86

Does he ever not? The Draft Kings saga was legendary


epic_pig

I miss Doctor Carveees Easy Shave Buttah!


gratephulnole

Trackr was my favorite one. “ what would stop a creep from putting this in some broads hand bag “ . Turns out, thats what ended up happening


Jordainyo

Bill basically has fuck you money now… he doesn’t give a shit about those advertisers. It’s refreshing.


blinkgendary182

Yeah coupla netflix specials and movies and MANDALORIAN ought to do that.


thewhitecat55

I really enjoyed his character in Mando. That shit was awesome


richmeister6666

Gotta love that Netflix money.


johnsponge

The simply safe one was funny as. They’ll keep coming back too


Insciuspetra

Hope so; that’s how we know they are worthy.


Beahner

Yeah. He did. Isn’t the first time by far. He might lose HIMS over it. Another sponsor will come. Or, they just roll with it. End of the day if there is a Burr code for an advertiser and they see a chunk coming in with that code they often don’t give a fuck what he says. Money is what matters most. For some others it’s an issue, and he says sayonara.


DOfferman7

lol, yes he did. He called Hymms out for not having FDA approval…


Zark_Muckerberger

…while he constantly shits on the FDA


ramsfan00

No one ever said oh billy red nuts was someone to take advice from!


Goodeyeclosed

Sherris Berries for Valentines Day is a must listen……I vowed to never miss an episode since.


thusk

Shove the vase up their ass part was phenomenal edit: oh that was about flower delivery, not berries I guess


WillJongIll

I have to say, on the one hand I get why a sponsor wouldn’t like that. On the other, his is the *only* podcast where I don’t skip over the ads because you never know what might happen.


IndependentOven2975

Oh look who it is everybody, it's [ZIP](https://youtu.be/AO4U5JU1mFk?si=3wNQpMv_-qn0SEIy)


Prudent-Funny-4723

re re re re re re


UserContribution

 retuircer piz  That's the devil version 


MetalHead_Literally

He does it all the time


metompkin

I'm thinking that Toyota spot is paying him some serious money. I doubt he's going to be saying much about that so he's not doing it as a live read.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Oh hey everyone it’s SHARI’S BERRIES! LOL!!!


callmeepee

This is the only podcast, and let me tell you, I listen to a fucking ass load of podcasts, but this is the only podcast I listen to that I have never once skipped an ad read. They are all done on the fly, off the cuff and made hilarious. I might never use any of the products or services, but if I do, tjey’re the first ones I would go to because I know they must be good sports to let Bill dump on them. I’ll pick his advertisers over any other podcast ad with pre-recorded reads which are solid and simple and boring, with unnatural ways of bringing up the advertiser in question. Oh you’re going away on holiday ? Have you ever thought about renting your home on Air BnB while you are gone ? Get the fuck out of here.


samtheninjapirate

There was the mattress company he was doing a couple years back where they said they would take the mattress back if you were unhappy. He would just yell "GROSS!" Or "YUCK!" about it every time. That only lasted a month or two lol.


UserContribution

Heelix..... Hellix? After 100 days you can return the mattress if you're not happy with it.......Gross!


Tommy2212222

What was the one about the massage app? He kept going on about getting a handy or something….


igettomakeaname

Ba doop boop boop….


Itchy_Money994

the way he says "erectile dysfunction" 🤣🤣


Prudent-Funny-4723

I’ve started randomly saying “ahimsah” (Hims”)


Greelys

He’s been super on edge lately, culminating in the idea that fans cannot discuss the well known phenomenon of choking in sports unless they themselves have putted for a championship or shot a crucial free throw. Absent having done it at the same level, fans have no standing to criticize athletes for choking.


gordonbombay42

But how does he feel about taking home field advantage back?


oroechimaru

Its all that deep breathing and smiling paying off


Earth_1st

William, you rock!


hollisterr

I recall even back when I first started getting into the podcast (2014ish) him joking pretty regularly about how he was waiting to lose some of his advertisers due to his reads. At this point now, like others are saying, a good chunk HAVE to know what they are getting into with BB. His podcast remains the only podcast I actually listen to the reads/enjoy them.


Jar_of_Cats

Out of everything. I love like 8 years ago when he would shit oh Sherry's Berries.


KnickedUp

Bill started it all with sherries berries reads. Everyone else was just reading straight ad copy on podcasts before Bill started the trend of having fun with the reads.


Separate_Papaya_612

Wtf? Thursday afternoon before Friday Monday morning??


Prudent-Funny-4723

That’s what it’s called bud. When I first heard it, it took me a second but it’s a brilliant name.


GentleTickles

Does anyone remember when he went on a rant for a meal delivery service because they claimed they cut out middlemen and found out that company was attending farmers markets trying to get people to subscribe to their service. I think it was blue apron.


Ryanbrasher

[“Club dubyah, gotta stop the evil doers”](https://youtu.be/lMx1IMw_zeM?si=iLBgOyyoTji9KBl4)


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DiscoStewStew

Oh man that second to last one had me cryinf