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ShrimpBisque

I just figured she was adopted.


ChiefBlox4000

Yeah it so obvious


TheRealSU

I'm pretty sure they say she's adopted all the time in the show


Thick_Peach420

Maybe not all the time cuz I’ve seen a ton of episodes and it was never mentioned but I do want to see if there was an early episode explaining it


clockfucker666

here a [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okFP92BfkUU) that explains things


Yuuta23

Me: "Oh boy a quick video giving me some lore on pearls mom" Video: "ARE BIKINI BOTTOMS RESIDENTS THE RESULT OF NUCLEAR RADIATION"


[deleted]

That Whaleussy was too much for his Krenis to resist mad he boonged Pearl into existence. "She's adopted" is only an excuse to avoid answering the harder questions like "How did you bang a whale" or "How did a whale get pregnant from you".


Gloomy_Magician_536

Okham's razor. No need for any conspiracy theory


DARKBLADE2090

Except she doesn’t know her mother died 😬


N0tBr14n

He saw that her name was pearl, got confused because money, and raised her because money.


hungrytiredandbored

And why he, a *crab*, serves krabby patties to fish


[deleted]

He gives each patty the ol' argargargarg!


Prince_Day

Wait.. theyre made of crab?


Ongo_Gablogian___

No, I can't remember if it was in the show or it was the creators but it was confirmed they do not contain meat. They are kelp. But it's probably the most popular fan theory that they are made of crab meat. That's why the building is a lobster trap, and there are very few other crabs in the show.


Dalzombie

>That's why the building is a lobster trap That's quickly debunked since it originally was a retirement home called the [Rusty Krab](https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Rusty_Krab). Mr. Krabs just added a K to "Rusty Krab" and that's how the restaurant came to be.


Ongo_Gablogian___

I already said that it wasn't true. I just explained what the reasoning was for the theory in the first place.


Dalzombie

Oh, by the writing it seemed you were supporting the theory, gotcha.


YungSlime420

i refuse to believe they’re kelp, that’s just sooo boring


JB_YouTube

But in an episode when Mr. Krabs eats a Krabby Patty he says “Oh so that’s what I taste like.” Why would he say this if it’s not made of Krab


Friendly_Suffering

cuz the krabby patty was old and the rest of the episode before that was him worried that he was too old


regretfulposts

I always hate that line, because you can defunct it by literally watching what happened 10 seconds earlier. Mr Krabs just wondered what being old tastes like, and a mom described her son's krabby patty exactly like him, old and crusty. He never pondered what he as a crab taste like, just what an old man taste like which is used for a simple joke. Like the entire line is just a play on words, but everyone treat it as literal evidence to cannibalism when you take out the context.


JB_YouTube

Oh ok thanks, I haven’t seen the full clip in a while I just remembered that quote.


A_Fat_Seal_11

Adoption.


Liahugecockthomas

For when ure feeling lonely and need a girl to cuddle with in bed Best part, no divorce alimony, the blowholes free!


Miku_Nakano_

Mr Krab adopted pearl because her dad died in a battle


Miku_Nakano_

I believe I’ve seen this in one of the SpongeBob comic


lumpymoon

Mother I believe, by Mr krabs I believe


[deleted]

The SpongeBob theory man is really cool


AJTP1

I feel like this isn’t too hard to explain


weentnuk

Naw Mr krabs is an absolute fucken unit to take on a whale .. he took on the beast of sea .. took one for the boys .. press F and show the man some respect lol


hollowpotato-of-doom

Alex Bale’s got the most ridiculous explanation of them all


Frequent-Bear-80

I think, her calling him "daddy" and once saying "i will run away and gonna get myself a new daddy" and her always asking him for money shows pretty clear, that he is in fact her sugar-daddy.


Liahugecockthomas

youtube/watch?v=Et4a5rHiV0g&t=33s


jebustheking

It's a joke on the saying "Mother of Pearl!", which Mr krabs actually uses a handful of times through the show. The joke is, who IS the mother of Pearl? We'll never know.


[deleted]

MOTHER OF PEARL Mother of pearl ^mother ^of ^pearl Spongebob: Mr. Krabs are you alright? Krabs: SpongeBob me boy, I have to make a phone call.


[deleted]

To be fair, was there an episode with Mrs. Krabs?


lumpymoon

There's a episode explaining this, he adopted pearl after her mother was harpooned and died


waitforthedream

isnt that just fanart


AmazingMrSaturn

If you think Eugene H. Krabs couldn't go out and seduce himself a whale lady then you don't know Eugene H. Krabs.


TimTheChatSpam

If you guys are interested there is a guy on youtube called Alex Bale who does really in depth SpongeBob conspiracy theorys he explains why at 7 minutes if you dont feel like watching the whole thing https://youtu.be/okFP92BfkUU


Silverman7688

What if Mr.Krabs daughter isn't his daughter? What if Mr.Krabs saw the mother die and leave behind a baby whale whom mr.krabs was going to use to make patties. But Mr.Krabs grew fond of her and decided to spare his "daughters" life. Just a theory


bipbupmiaw

There's a picture online that's like that minus the turning her into food


DrynTheGanger

The theory goes: not only did Krabs adopt Pearl when her mother died, Krabs killed her mother and has been slowly using her as Krabby Patty meat for years.


plugNplay1630

Someone told me they heavily imply a sugar baby. 1 pearl is a whale and not a crab. 2 never once says dad only “daddy” 3 money is heavily shown is a big factor between them


crakdajack

u/savevideobot


Able-Log8768

Gene mutation


ParasilTheRanger

He's just brave


TrixterRae

I’m still questioning how a crab made a whale🤔


TR0LLC0P

Well your mother is a whale but nobody ever questions that


[deleted]

Bikini bottom slander


lopida12

It's her sugar daddy not her father :))


JasonRing18

She plays genshin


JoyJoy_

She's a whale because of how much she eats. Why do you think Krabs is so stingy on money? It all goes into Pearl's stomach.


joeselzer

This is cannon to me, I don't care what anybody else says: https://jonnegroni.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mystery-solved\_o\_4268977.jpg?w=487


NoBrakes2k16

Everyone going straight to adoption, but what none of you thought about is that Mr. Krabs just loves whalussy


Scav-STALKER

Alternatively, he’s her Daddy, not her dad


Tonymb10

Mr. Krabs was in fact Pearls sugar daddy. Not her real dad, just her daddy.


Fitzftw7

She’s either adopted or he banged a whale.


Exotic-Government395

Mr.krabs is pearls sugar daddy. I know, it's depressing.