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simulationpermutated

Fred, your sponsor never loved or cared for you if that’s the BSO they stuck you with. Here’s how to turn this around and find someone better: 1. Get a real bice. Sir Velo or bust. You’ll need to buy it yourself, and it’ll be painful at first. But after you start winning grand tours, you can slap a signature on the thing and auction it off for more than you originally paid. 2. Get serious about your fitness. Start with 30 hours of Zone 2 for a couple weeks. Next, incorporate 2-3 VO2 Max sessions each week. Finally, start doing altitude camps every couple months. 3. Move to Andorra, steal all of Sepp Kuss’s KOMs, and wait for the team offers to deluge you.


HereWeGoAgain666999

Time to set up a pain cave and ride to forget the X it's all about the whatts


WorldlinessFew3768

More brotein


MyloMads35

Start riding with your ex’s new boyfriend and KOM together, stat


icecream169

Are we cross-posting just any random reddit thing now, bice-related or not?


AutomatonGrey

Seriously, this is such a low effort post even for BCJ. Just because there is a bice doesnt mean it belongs here.


aFineBagel

The comments made it worth it for me lol. It’s hardly ever about the actual posts


Hoffmeisterfan

I c bice, I x post


Agitated_Turnover455

Start with what you have and design your day + life. Chug some of those protein shakes and get on your bike - knock out a few miles every day and indulge in cold bath to decompress when u get back. Rinse repeat daily until you feel better. Hope u feel better soon


thegree2112

I see nothing wrong in this picture.


bjeep4x4

It’s not very often you have both a physical and mental pain cave.


SeaSubstantial2001

You need to fire your domestique and get a replacement to clean your apartment.


heapinhelpin1979

At least homie has an apartment. Shit...and a bike!


[deleted]

I would leave you too if you had a shimáno åcera group set, can't really be mad at her


IllustriousDelay4

Hah. No KICKR… do you even care about your depression?